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Hey there. So I'm in a programming course in a Canadian
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Hey there. So I'm in a programming course in a Canadian college currently. I'm a bit above average at it, but some people in my course aren't, specifically a girl we'll call K. K is maybe a 7-8/10, but is terrible at programming.

Because she's bad at it and probably needs better marks, I'm considering offering her copies of my code (modified of course) in exchange for sexual favours. However, I'm not sure if that is legal. Does that fall under prostitution? I am aware that it probably violates the school's policies of academic honesty but I don't think I'll get caught.

Also, how would I go about proposing such an arrangement to her in a way that can't be traced back to me? Should I just talk to her IRL with no one around?
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>>16473394
>Should I just talk to her IRL with no one around?
i guess thats the best way as there is no proof in that case. if you want to be super cautious use formulations that are ambigious to some extend.
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>>16473411
Eh the stuff so far is pretty easy. I'll make mutilate my existing code and change some things, she won't know the difference anyways.

Also would this count as extortion?
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>>16473394
>Does that fall under prostitution?
Yes. That's still trading something of value for sexual favors.

>Because she's bad at it and probably needs better marks, I'm considering offering her copies of my code (modified of course) in exchange for sexual favours.
Seriously, this is going to backfire on you so hard. Don't ruin your life for a brief moment of pleasure.
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>>16473415
>Also would this count as extortion?
how so? you dont pressure her with anything. it is just an offer she can either take or leave.
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>>16473415
>Also would this count as extortion?
As long as you don't use force or threats, no. But the act itself could get you into a lot of trouble, especially if she feels insulted. Many women would take offense to this.
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>>16473394
Uh... Why don't you just help her instead of extorting her for sex? You don't even know if she's willing to go that far for a stupid programming course.
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make sure she's not genuinely trying to learn it first

some people wouldn't take somebody else's work even if it were for free
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>>16473394
No no no no no, if poeple around you are about to fail, LET THEM FAIL. If you're above the average median, then do nothing and keep being great, let others fail and put the median lower.
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Dear /adv/, why do some of you guys act like creeps, then complain that you're called creepy?
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>>16473421
Ok, I'll take that into consideration and read some law on it.

>>16473426
Because I want to get something out of it. She's leeched off others before and doesn't care too much for the course. Thing is though, she is from a foreign country (probably India) so I doubt she would want to fail the course.

>>16473424
Good point, I'll have to make sure she can't prove anything.

>>16473430
I'm pretty sure she isn't too interested in it.

>>16473435
I stand to potentially gain something from this though. She's bound to fail at some point, I want to get whatever I can before the opportunity is gone.
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>>16473394
I think by real world standards I'm something of a creep, but by 4chan's standards I'm pretty normal. I mean, Jesus, do you read the things you fucking psychos write down?
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>>16473448
Then just don't help her. Find someone who actually wants to suck your dick. Get
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>>16473448
>Good point, I'll have to make sure she can't prove anything.
She doesn't need to prove anything, all she has to do is tell people how fucked up you are and YOU'RE fucked. And not in the way you want to be, either. It'll become a case of he said, she said.
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>>16473448
Nah even if she"ll fail anyway, you'd be a fucking dumbass to attempt that and potentially get expelled and ostracised forever.
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>>16473461
To be honest, that's not easy. Hmm, I wonder why?

>>16473462
>>16473465
Yeah, that's true. I'll have to sleep on this.

>>16473459
Yeah, of course I did, I wrote it.
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>>16473474
Because you're a huge faggot?
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>>16473479
No its probably because shit like this runs through my head. I know I'm not good with the ladies and I am aware of the reasoning behind that.
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>>16473474
>Hmm, I wonder why?
Probably because you're incredibly fucking creepy. Normal people have normal social interactions that lead to neutral, positive or negative things. You're trying to bypass all of that by putting yourself in a bad situation that could potentially ruin your life, and you're taking advantage of a girl that's not particularly smart in this area of learning.

Common sense: you lack it.
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>>16473492
You know that helping people can be just as effective. Obviously don't be a pushover but everyone notices that the people who are genuinely helpful. Its up to you man. If you want to be a douche and maybe get this girl to suck your dick more power to you.
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>>16473394
Life is not a porno lmao there's so many ways this could go wrong
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>>16473504
That's why my comment there was sarcastic ;)

>>16473510
My course has 3 girls in it. I'm also socially successful, I just want to try and get something on the side.

>>16473521
I will consider this.
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>>16473552
You'd have an easier time offering to tutor her, getting to know her, and then working on her that way. She'll look up to you, will feel gratitude, and you may get what you're looking for without the risk.
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>>16473552
>That's why my comment there was sarcastic ;)
Sarcasm isn't easily detected over text, which is why most people over-exaggerate, or simply don't use it at all. Just so you know.
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