How do I tell my gf that her snatch smells like suschi without hurting her feelings? She nags that I don't go down on her enough and the last time I did (3 weeks ago) I nearly vomited between her legs.
This is becoming 'flat-fuck' torture.
Be more concerned that she may have a yeast infection problem.
Stop putting your nasty dick in her so often, the vagina needs a two day cleaning break between days of sex.
>>16473065
OOOOOOOH SHIIIIIT. We gotta winna!! Butthurt femanon...really? I know your sensitive and shit but I like your style. No really...you ladies have cottage cheese down their way before the shredder slices it. Natural fact.
>>16473077
That's the freshness seal of approval we have to rinse away before you pound it, faggot.
>>16473085
Is that before or after you become sluts?
>>16473065
I and my gf bang every day and she smells just fine. Try again.
>>16473100
>>16473077
>trying to out-banter A girl that will break the rules
You've got to be new here
>>16473100
That's how the body cleans, dick cheese.
It's just dead skin protecting us.
Jesus you are being an ultratard tonight, how much sugar have you had boy?
>>16473110
Dude likes the stank or she guzzles water like a fish.
>>16473065
>the vagina needs a two day cleaning break between days of sex.
Only after dog fucking 2bh
You don't, OP. Making a comment on how a girl smells is a sure-fire way to always have a latent problem. She will forever not trust people who tell her she smells fine & she'll grow to resent you for bringing it to her attention.
>>16473112
Still trying to figure out if she's a femanon or a fem-manon.
>>16473114
Why so sensitive? Estrogen?
>>16473023
Depends on what type of person your gf is
>>16473154
kek @ men
whenever they get owned by a girl making a good point, they just whip at some unoriginal, desparately low blow about her gender "lol periods slut vagina I pwn u"
Try harder please
>>16473154
I wonder why this girl is trying to date an assburger king.
>>16473132
So what am I supposed to do? Grin and bear the taste of bad cat food and the smell of raw fish-hide? I have to deal with it because she's self conscious? How do think I feel with that thing slobbering all over my sensitive palate?
>>16473168
So? Then hit back.
>>16473169
Not sure if really a femanon...comebacks are too boyish.
>>16473178
Yeah, because she probably doesn't make you wash before you request head.
Relationships are about doing favors and not having to keep tabs on who's gotta go down first. Grow up.
>>16473023
She probably has bacterial vaginosis without knowing it. I smelled for YEARS, and I would always bring it up with my gyno. She would always downplay it like, "Everyone smells different." Please. I finally looked it up on my own. Easiest way to get rid of it is to cleanse with vinegar. You can get antibiotics, but that doesn't really fix the problem, and she'll likely get another infection if she goes that route. Also, if she is susceptible to these infections, having lots of regular sex increases her chances of getting them.
Also, if she smells fishy, this is NOT a case of a yeast infection.
>>16473198
Yeeesh mistress...
>>16473178
Well, feel free to be point blank about it. I'm just telling you bud, it's a risky move to bring it up. She may be receptive, embarassed, and glad you mentioned it or she may begin budding resentment. It's a toss up, girls are fucking stupid.
tell her she smells, and if she is a bitch about it towards you be blunt about how she's being a retard. If she can't handle it you shouldn't be dating her
>>16473065
>Be more concerned that she may have a yeast infection problem.
This.
Have her microwave her panties before she puts them on. But even this won't cure what she's already got.
I told my gf to take a shower with me and wash herself one time not from smelly vag but hastily wiped ass. She was embarrassed to nearly tears but got over it after several hours and haven't had a problem since. Have to stand by your criticism make it clear you aren't judging her character
Feed her pineapple juice
Put a snorkel on and go be a man. Or put a peg on your nose. Or you just might be gay and get her a 12' dildo, it will be bigger than yours
>>16473023
heres what you do OP
take a deep breath.
think of your ancestors and go to town on that baby like you're an ethopian and shes an all you can eat buffet at kfc. fuck her like a trooper and unexpected rewards come into play
>>16474563
This
After 20 seconds of heavy licking the smell will almost be gone, and you will be assisting her body in getting rid of nasties, much like she gobbles down your dick cheese.
Think of monkeys that pick out bugs from each others fur. Except in this case it's just smelly substances.
>>16473198
EAT MY STANKY CLAM OR WE'RE OVER ANON
And that's one relationship I'd be glad to be out of.
Why are you so buttfrustrated about this thread anyway cumslut? I've never heard of dogs refusing to lick something due to smell.
>>16474949
lol
>>16473023
Jesus, just say "I think you have a yeast infection because your vagina smells off" and go from there. Am I the only one in a relationship where we don't have to pussyfoot around to tell each other stuff?
Femanon here and give that bitch a douche, some 3 day monostat, and some dial antibacterial soup and tell her to handle it... And after the 3 days.. You can call yourself being romantic shower with her and wash her... Clean that dirty pussy yourself and take her wet body and throw it on the bed and then eat her..... No need to sugar coat it... That's just nasty....
>>16474949
Exactly what I'm saying.
>>16475839
Sounds like romance to me.
Holy shiot...I can't believe this thread isn't even archived yet.
>>16474958
Then, she will dump me like a left over turd without the flush. Floating there without purpose...
>>16475845
Sounds like honesty. And then romance he don't have to tell her she stinks after the shower.. Just make it all touchy feely make her feel special wash her hair. Since it. Kiss her.. Put conditioner let it sit while you wash her. Don't just wash like she stinks but do it lovingly wash her neck gently rub her shoulders as you rub her back.. Make it sensual and sexual.. You can do it without being an ass about it...
>>16475941
So...you girlies like sensual showers? The last I did that with a chick, her pubes clogged the fucking drain. She denied it was hers...then accused me of cheating.
