What do I say???
"Please hold while I consult 4chan on how to have a casual conversation about board games."
>>16472454
Kek
>>16472463
" muzak "
"For quality assurance purposes, this conversation may be recorded."
>>16472454
I don't know anything about board games. I don't know why I led with that. But she messaged me back and seems to want to converse. this is awful
>>16472443
What do you think about Twister?
>>16472617
I feel like that would either work or fail horribly
How about, "I don't know why I led with board games. I know nothing about them. I just want to hang out."
Low and behold, the truth will set you free. Dipshit.
what the fuck
>>16472620
Or "I don't really know boardgames. Maybe you could show me what I'm missing." phrased better maybe, dunno.
>>16472443
There is only one reply to salvage this...
"Board games and chill?"
This will work for a plethora of reasons. Trust me on this.
>>16472443
Do you have autism? Legit question here, not trying to be a dick.
"Hey forget about board games, i'll make you cum tonight baby"
>>16472631
I don't know I'm not a fan of self diagnosis
>>16472443
What now /adv/
>>16472650
Know how to play? Offer to teach her yourself.
>>16472653
Ditch your roommate, let the grandmaster teach you
>>16472665
Don't word it like this guy suggested.
>>16472653
This
>>16472650
Keep the conversation simple. Mention what color your main deck is or something along those lines, and offer to play with her. You could offer to help her build a deck.
>>16472443
Help!!!!
>>16473506
"Well, what are you doing this weekend? I might go on Saturday. You should tag along."
>>16473506
HELP I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH HUMAN BEINGS
OP, she's showing good signs of interest. Just ask her out straightfoward, stop dancing around the topic. Women, surprisingly, love when men are straightfoward (but still do the chase).
What is stopping you is the fear of rejection. If it happens, it happens; if not, then go forward fearlessly. Seriously. In my mind, and with this context, you're an inexperienced, hesitant dweeb -- women don't desire that.
>>16473506
Ask her out to get mex food you fucking dipshit. She is basically saying "invite me out to get food at this place". Jesus op she is trying hard to ignore you spazzing out.
She is giving you hella openings. All you have to do is say, "Hey, lets do this together." Relax, you verbose motherfucker.
>>16473506
>Cherokee street
Pls be in St. Louis
>>16473707
Why
>>16472630
5/5
>>16473506
Shit man. Have you never talked to anyone ever?