I have a teacher that I believe has been flirting with me.
quick rundown of her looks
>looks a little like jessica biel
>brunette
>hips and legs for days
>tallish
>full natural lips
>mid 30s
now the story
>just turned 18
>go to school early
>only a few students about
>hear someone walking behind me
>see her in my peripheral wearing form fitting pea-coat/scarf (sort of like pic related but with a crochet beanie)
>sneaks up behind me
>whispers in my ear "happy birthday, anon"
>frequently talk to me throughout the day
>school nearly over
>barely anyone around the room
>she goes up to me, grabs a seat, and we just talk for the last 30 minutes of the day
>think "holy shit, is she flirting with me?"
topic of how I plan on spending my b-day comes up
>she asks if I have any plans for the evening
>remember that I'm an autistic robot and have no actual plans nor many friends
>inner chad within me comes out
>jokingly* respond with "are you asking me out, (her first name)?
>she chuckles
>she lowers her voice and forms this sly smile
>whispers "that's frowned upon"
>winks
she's been spending the last 30 minutes or so minutes talking to me before school ends for the last month now
I'm also her top student.
wat do
*I've been described as intensely quiet (as opposed to my friends who are way more outgoing)
I have a few more anecdotes
;)
Let's hear the other anecdotes
>>16460734
literally happened several hours ago.
five minutes before leaving, she bent down on me from across the desk as she helped me with my work before taking it.
pink bra
inb4 >it's nothing, anon.
those five minutes felt like hours, senpai.
got a clear view.
>>16460744
Next time she says something like "that's frowned upon", you respond with
>that's why nobody else has to know
Flirt back with her. She obviously likes you to some extent. Hit that teach pussy, mate.
>>16460712
Bruh that was a dream!
>>16460754
>>that's why nobody else has to know
another small anecdote from when I was 17
>we were talking about tv shows and she brought up "The Fall"
>tell her I'll check it out
>she showed a bit of hesitation
>she asks me "how old are you again?"
>I tell her
>she lowers her voice and tells me
>"don't tell anyone about his, okay?"
>go and watch it when I get home
>show was lewd as hell
finish it over the weekend
>"how'd you like the show, anon?"
>"it was okay"
Are you in your own place? Is she single?
You could plan to meet some other place to get homework help outside of her office hours. Hers or yours is best.
>>16460802
she's actually asked for my help with report cards twice now.
I responded to both with "I'll do it for 10 bucks"
looking back to it, she looked a bit disappointed.
maybe I should've said "i'll do it for a cup of coffee" or something less autistic
I'm going to bed.
Hopefully my thread gains traction by then.
Hit it op. Hit it hard.
Just imagine how many times this guy has racked it to Jessica Biel pics. I'll keep my eyes out for a thread regarding his expulsion.
Fuck this thread gave me a hard-on.
What are you waiting for OP?!
>>16460889
If OP is anything like you, he might bust a nut before he even gets her panties off.
if you ever get to hit it, keep your fucking mouth shut!
these things only ever get out because dumbass kids start bragging to their friends.
"Don't stick your dick in crazy"
my posts so far
>>16460712
birthday encounter
>>16460744
friday afternoon anecdote
>>16460791
lewd tv show suggestion
>>16460813
report card assistance autism
>>16460867
bed
>>16460886
you have no idea.
I'M AWAKE
I remember telling her about my right hand shaking and she responded with >"maybe you've been using it too much."
you literally cannot make this shit up
this was a month before my 18th though
>>16461671
she had that recurring sly expression when she said this.
>tfw you were homeschool
>no sexy teacher to take your virginity as a graduation present
>>16461671
>>16461681
Literally fuck her.
>>16460712
http://www.vice.com/read/i-slept-with-my-high-school-teacher-and-it-sucked-122
my posts so far
>>16460712 (OP)
birthday encounter
>>16460744 (You)
friday afternoon anecdote
>>16460791 (You)
lewd tv show suggestion
>>16460813 (You)
report card assistance autism
>>16460867 (You)
bed
>>16461671
I'M AWAKE!
>>16461681
I'M AWAKE! - edit
that feel of regret of not saying "I'll do it for a cup of coffee" or something, when she asked for my help with report cards(twice).
>>16460813
>>16460712
Alright anon
>time to go full beast mode on ms biel
I Think you're it's overdue you started initiating these trades. Be confident, be a little arrogant if you have to, do what must be done anon.
If It plays out as her treating it as a misunderstanding she's probably just testing you, because everything im reading here is textbook as fuck.
>>16461696
well now, although it's an interesting angle I don't think anon is quite as fucking blind and hopefully considerably older than than this bargain bin jason biggs dude.
>>16461716
sorry about the (you)s
Well if you want her anon, you're gonna have to make the move. She's your teacher and she's probably thinking she can't make the first move because it would be wrong. Think of all those /b/ posts where the wincest stories always have the girl making the first move (cuz the guy's are supposed to be the mature ones in the situations) and then they give into their carnal desires.
>>16461696
informative.
>tfw she came to class wearing heels and a form fitting pencil skirt
>>16461816
Okay here's an idea
>either compose a well rounded 'no pun intended' compliment on her attire
or
>suggest what you'd like to see her wear next
She will probably find the idea rather exciting
Im pretty sure this is how to confirm from here
You're now just rubbing it in our face right? Fuck her, you douche.
>>16461925
So is Jessica Biel the perfection of the female form?
I've posted this on /r9k/ and some robot said
>>She wants to relive her youth with you. Ask her out to a movie or something, fuck.
Now, I remember expressing my interests in studying mathematics in uni (instead of applied science (which she knows)) and she responded with
>I dated a maths guy in university
>>16460712
Eh, its kinda a far stretch to say she likes you. Is she married? Ms. Or Mrs.? And idk maybe you're just a lonely fucker and she's trying to lift your spirits cuz you have no friends, 99% chance
>>16460754
>>Next time she says something like "that's frowned upon", you respond with
>>that's why nobody else has to know
I'll keep that in mind.
>>16460756
how?!
>>16462088
she's not married.
>>16462092
Unless she explicitly says she likes you then I don't think she does. What benefit would she get from dating you?
Reasons why I don't think she likes you:
For one you downloaded like 20 pictures of Jessica Biel just to show what she looks like [beta intensifies]
Secondly, you're her top student like you mentioned and you don't talk. You're probably shy and not popular. Chances are he really is just trying to be friendly with you and in your autistic mind you're twisting her actions and words. Kinda like how everyone ends up thinking their therapist has the hots for them when in reality they don't.
If you really end up asking or doing something inappropriate without her consent she's gonna report you dude so I don't know... Don't just automatically think stuff like that there's 100 reasons why she could've done or asked you those things without her liking you
what is this
>>16462112
>friendly
More like overly friendly. Teachers don't use sexual innuendo unless both parties are same sex.
But OP listen, hit it just when you're about to leave high school. Hitting it now will make things awkward when you see each other.
>>16462112
This
because I had the same exact kind of treatment from a teacher. Whispering in my ear, leaning over me, asking me to even stay after to "hang out"
Maybe she was into me, but I never acted on it, my main support aside from what you listed was that she was engaged.
Maybe she liked my company, maybe she used me to make other guys who hit on her jealous or toyed with me cause I am quiet, I have no idea to this day.
>>16461865
The second idea is gold. If there's some kind of clothing that you particularly like, suggest she wear it - especially if she doesn't very often.
Related greentext:
>be mid20s me
>suggest hot 40yr old wear skirts more often
>"but anon, I don't know"
>she wears a skirt within the next couple days
>heavy compliment her appearance/legs (I'm an ass/leg guy), then suggest we go to lunch to discuss project
>go to her house instead
>fuck like bunnies several times a week after that, always in the middle of the work day
>lasts a handful of months
>>16462743
>I never acted on it
>I have no idea to this day.
>>16462037
>>She wants to relive her youth with you
>>16462824
>Yeah dude for example
Begin talking about fashion/clothes in conjunction with telling her what your favorite color is.
>throw in some subtlety
>now to play the waiting game
I'm not going to be a debby downer and say old pussy is 100% bad pussy, but...
From my own experiences (which I regret deeply) and from my knowledge of how pedophiles or 'pedo-like' teachers are, you may regret this if you dive into the forbidden world of student and teacher shit.
Think of it this way: what kind of fucking creep teacher, especially one with decent looks and who supposedly has her life together, would want to bang a barely legal, quiet student of hers? I've come to learn that age gaps aren't just numbers. You are probably 2 vastly different people. You are in different stages of life. You are just starting your life out and figuring things out, and she is probably planning out some game plan involving you.
You are nothing but a sick fetish to her, and you should avoid that toxic pussy if you want to do good in school and have healthy relationships in the future.
>>16463282
>I got molested by a teacher because I'm a beta faggot
Go bother a different thread, Deb
>>16463297
Not at all what happened, but okay.
And I still insist my advice to OP. He's only 18, he's not some down-on-his-luck 40 year old loser. He doesn't need any pussy that falls into his lap. He should find a decent long-term pussy his age.
>>16463297
This, be sure you know what you're getting into. If you aren't you can look through all of these stories, I wasn't in this situation so I do not know the psychology behind it.
Just don't be one of those dudes who cries rape and gets this woman spending the better half of the rest of her life behind bars.
>>16463320
Or don't be a stupid whore teacher in the first place and fuck someone your own age????
>>16461696
That was an interesting read. I definitely think OP >>16460712 should consider this, I mean I'm into older women, cougars and the like, but I notice big differences just when talking to people a few years my senior... Like, life isn't a porn movie, OP, and your teacher may seem great but you two have a lot of differences, you're totally different and that may ruin anything that could happen. That being said, if I thought a teacher was flirting with me, and we were both available and shit like that, I'd totally go for it. Good luck, OP.
>>16463220
I prefer the subtle route
but how subtle? "nice coat, love blue."
Also there's this grill in my art class who's been talking/complimenting me a lot lately.
she vents to female teachers including my flirty teacher
If all of this is true and not just beta imagination then congrats OP, get dat puss.
>>16463919
>>16460712
The odds are overwhelming that OP is imagining all this, and misinterpreting simple friendliness and encouragement of a shy kid for sexual interest.
But on the tiny, tiny chance that he's reading her correctly, he should stay away. Any teacher that would even consider seducing a student is more than a little unstable, and the fucking he gets won't be worth the fucking-over he gets.
ask her to a movie and keep it obvious youre keeping it incognito. done.
>>16464120
I wouldn't say I'm shy.
I've done plenty of presentations in front of crowds and felt totally relaxed.
>>16464140
i hear movie dates are shite.
>>16463919
yeeeeee but composed more like
>"Your coat is exquisite Ms Biel"
Since you were clearly 'admiring' her pencil skirt, you could also mention mention how it accents her figure or something.
Women love compliments with substance.
However if you have no idea what you're talking about just keep it simple.
>>16460712
motherfucker
living the dream right there
DO IT
O
I
T
>>16464285
I HAve complimented her on a ring that she was wearing, and she immediately took it off and handed it to me.
also
>>there's this grill in my art class who's been talking/complimenting me a lot lately.
>>she vents to female teachers including my flirty teach
>>16464285
>Since you were clearly 'admiring' her pencil skirt, you could also mention mention how it accents her figure or something.
this
>>16464849
You don't get it. Complimenting a ring is nothing like complimenting her figure or telling her to wear that pencil skirt more often.
>>16465146
I know the difference between the two.
just wanted to bring it up.
>>16465409
stop fucking bumping this shit, thread's been dead for hours.
Go do your homework, kid
I'm just gonna start reciprocate art class girl's convos.
don't do it.
she's probably just flirting.
>>16460901
best response
Post pics of the teach.
>>16467621
let me just
no
update when u smash
>>16467708
updating tomorrow afternoon
>>16467645
meh
>>16467746
Get your phone confiscated by her, and have your wallpaper of you in some really hilariously cheesy sexually compromising position.
y-y'know.
for the keks.
lewd
she's probably just being nice to you because you're autistic and lonely. you're just over analyzing everything. Or not and go for it, risking expulsion
GO
GO
GO
>>16467746
>16 hours ago
Op either getting his dick wet right now, or he be trollin
>>16470013
That's because that wasn't me.
update tomorrow
Even if she actually is interested in you, I fully expect you to fuck this up somehow if you go for it. I look forward to seeing whether you prove me right or wrong.
Do it! Keep us posted. Living the dream man. I wish I could experience that.
>>16470955
This actually OP this time?
>>16471411
Yes. that's me.
Bump for interest.
did op died?
I's back.
nothing much happened but we're gonna be having a teacher-student interview coming up (just her(we're gonna be alone)).
wat do.
>>16470955
>>16471411
>>16471893
>>16473014
My only advice is to fuck her, but never speak about it to anyone. I MEAN FUCKING ANYONE, EVEN YOUR BROS. Because someone is ALWAYS going to talk, and her career and life will be ruined if you let that happen. I know you're a dumbfuck kid and will probably brag, but just know that you'll ruin this poor girl's life.
>>16473018
I second this!
Never ever under any circumstances tell anyone you ever even had a conversation with her!
Dont be that beta fagget who fucked up her life and career cuz you wanted to be dat cool chad.
Dont shit in your dessert cuz you're the one who will have to eat it!
>>16473018
actually, if you fuck her when you're not in her class (it might be college) then she can't get in trouble.
>>16473014
Make you sure to post a pic of her, if you can make a sex tape out of it.
>>16461816
>>16461865
>>16462824
>>16463220
>>16463919
>>16464285
>>16464849
>>16465146
I don't wanna come across as too blatant.
saaay she came in one of those dresses/attires again, can I just go
>you look nice.
>special occasion?
>>16474021
Yes, and reach out to touch her arm as you compliment her.
>>16460813
Are you fucking kidding me?
I literally want to beat the autism out of you.
>>16460712
Tell her you're fine with it but you don't want her to lose her job
Other students are going to dob on you retard
>>16474157
it's not that bad
>>16474021
Try to smile at her regularly if you have a charming smile, I made my health teacher blush almost daily my freshmen year doing that. She admitted it to me at the end of the semester as well, I'm sure we would have flirted more if she wasn't married. I had to jack off right after school when I had that class (latina, fattest ass in school). You've got it good op
someone posted OPs teacher on /b/
>>16474270
why would you go on the internet and tell lies?
>>16474272
because reasons
she does kinda look like jessica beil
>>16463282
>do good in school
>do good
Oh, my...
>toxic
Anyone that uses that word is not to be taken seriously, and should return to where they stumbled here from: >>>/tumblr/
Pursue this, OP.
>>16474021
>>you look nice.
>>special occasion?
this sentence sounds fucky
is it right?
lol OP. She's not flirting with you. She literally means that that shit isn't ok but she's saying it friendly as to not make things uncomfortable.
if she wanted to flirt with you she wouldn't have started with a special occasion to just start even talking to you.
as for the tv show incident she was literally telling you to watch a good show that isn't age appropriate, but saying it in a way that's affable and friendly.
I never understand people that say shit like "remembers I'm an autistic robot"
If you're some autistic noob, how the fuck is she into you
Get schooled, kappa
If anybody believes that a chick who looks like Jessica Biel and is a teacher is stupid enough to risk her career to fuck with her autistic pupil, they must be beyond naive
/adv/ is so easy to troll, I swear
Bumping for the greater good
>>16473014
>Teacher-Student interview
"Dear diary: JACKPOT!"
You also mentioned you were her "top student".
Well if that's the case, keep that up or that's going to shift the focus away from whatever 'extra curricular' activities you could get up to ahahaha.
But seriously If she wants to talk business let her get it out, don't joke around too much unless/until she makes it a more casual/friendly/conversational environment.
Don't just walk in and be all like "yewwww! AWESOME SWEATER DUDE!" cos you're only going to lose that momentum when she starts discussing numbers and figures.
AND on the off chance she's just there to flirt and exchange bodily fluids roll with those punches.... But yeah... nah.
>>16473014
Seduce her.
>>16460712
I will tell you what happened to me. I was in your shoes, and it ended badly.
Senior Year, math teacher and I get along well. She lets me cut up in class, and I see her after school a few times a week because I'm terrible at math. Like you, I walk away a few times wondering if something is up. A few of my buddies make "Mrs. Robinson" jokes, but no one seriously suspects her of shenanigans, as she is super nice, and two of her kids go our school.
I graduate, and she gives super nice gift (Leather address book). I figure we're closer than most students and teachers, but it's on the up and up.
Two years later I get a call in college. She is attending a debate tournament (she was debate coach) there, and we should grab dinner and catch up.
Meet up, go to dinner, go back to her hotel to watch a musical on TV (it was the same musical we did as seniors). Basically, it's Netflix and chill 20 years before that meme exists.
I end up fucking her all weekend long, hoping the student in the next room doesn't hear the headboard banging against the wall all night.
It turns into a year long affair, where I would sneak home every chance I got. Her husband traveled for work, so it was oddly easy.
It was supposed to be "fun" and a fwb relationship. That changed. I go over to her house and it's candle lit with romantic music. She always wants to slow dance in the living room, like it's some sort of George Clooney movie.
I start getting nervous about getting caught, as my high school is in the middle of a huge scandal about a teacher sleeping with a student.
I tell her that we should take it down a notch, and she wigs the fuck out on me. Everything I say upsets her, and she's screaming about how there are no expectations, but I have not lived up to expectations.
I'm a 20 year old with a hysterical married mother of two screaming at me on the phone while her family is home.
1/2
>>16475580
nice blog
>>16475580
2/2
I hear through the grapevine that she and her husband of 20 years are getting divorced. She had quit teaching and now worked in a liquor store.
I crumble under immense guilt, and believe that I've ruined her family and ruined the career of a pretty great teacher. I become depressed and get medically excused from college.
I tell my oldest brother and he tells me I have to tell Dad. my younger brother is a bonafide schizophrenic and bi-polar, so Dad things I'm another lost cause. Oldest brother lets me know that if Dad thinks I'm chemically imbalanced, he'll never let me go back to school, but he will understand this crazy situation.
I tell Dad, he is disapoint, but realizes I'm wracked with guilt for my choices , not a victim of mental health illness.
Her's the thing, if I could go back in time, I would do it again. It was one of the most stressful, exciting, and amazing adventures of my life. It caused tremendous suffering, but it's part of who I am.
To this day I don't know if her family knows, and I'm not about to ask.
>>16475598
I know, but OP wanted thoughts on the matter, so he got 'em.
>>16475600
>>16475580
She was in a position of power and she seduced you. It's not your fault - 1.
You're not responsible for her marriage and her family. She is. She's the one who needs to take responsible for her life and loved ones, not you. Don't let the beta faggots here and outside guilt-trip you otherwise (though this happened long ago). It's not your fault - 2.
>>16460712
a hot fantasy, but dont do it.
i know a girl who fucked her teacher and she tells me that is has broken her completely, and she is actually very smart and well intentioned (cant be fucked telling the story)
dont do it, just wank over the thought of it lol
>>16475936
Thanks for your words. You are right, and I luckily figured this stuff out a after my parents got me a shrink.
I like to think someone will read your thoughts and take them to heart.
Sorry I can't help but I just remembered this
>senior year of hs
>I'm infatuated with my literature teacher
>she is very touchy and nice but I realized she is this way with everyone, so I don't think she has a thing for me
>still infatuated anyway
>one day I was eating in front of the cafeteria, she was playing volleyball with other students near me
>the volleyball passes near me and enters the cafeteria instead, making a bit noise
>the teacher feels a bit of shame and goes to the cafeteria for the ball
>she stops for a bit where I was standing and says "it should have hit you instead"
>mfw
I usually don't care for comments like these but this one in particular hurt a bit
>>16476748
>it should have hit you instead
what
>>16476748
actually laughing
why is this so funny
