>>16460127
>>Go out drinking alone
>>4 beers in 30 minutes
>>Haven't talked to anyone
Found your problem.

start talkin to people

>>16460131
And say what?
>Boy those nix sure are something they just got a touchdown it was a complete homerun

>>16460140
Literally anything.

>>16460140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWJIQm9qH-w

>>16460140
If you haven't honed your wordsmithing and sharpened your wit in your formative years, then now is time. Lest you never know the beauty of expression

>>16460165
>the beauty of expression
I know expression trees does that count? And I can be expressive but it's more in the flamboyent acting sense where center of attention is folded. Doesn't really work for bars.

>>16460175
You've already shown that you don't have the competency to speak in public. Don't you dare tell me something doesn't work when you don't even know or experienced what I am talking about

>>16460182
So basically just go on and basically start rambling on as if I were Lucky from Waiting Godot?

>>16460197
At this point we know that you're a novice at this, so why don't you try at some trial and error

I can't really teach you how to ride a bike. You can study it and watch someone else do it, but in the end you just gotta get on that bike yourself and ride into the sunset, nigga