what is a nice way to tell a girl you are dating to shave her pussy?
I just started dating we had sex for the first time, she is hot and perfect but... she doesn't shave her pussy and its super hairy...
I don't want to mess things up by telling her flat out shave yuh bush, but I don't know how else to say it?
wat do?
>pic related
>its what her pussy look like
Learn to man up. As long as you're getting some, hair doesn't matter. Just ask her to trim it up.
>>16455217
I can't.... hairy pussy makes me want to puke
Deal with it. Trimmed is superior.
Even if she shaves every day, there will be stubble, and it'll hurt.
It's pretty common to give yourself tiny cuts when shaving, and considering what else is around the crotch area, cuts often become infected pimples or abcesses.
Ingrown hairs.
Increased sweatiness and chafing.
>>16455232
Forgot to mention increased chance of yeast infections.
Basically, the hair is there for a reason.
>>16455232
>>16455233
Chewbacca pls...
I want a clean shaven adorable poon to plunder not a filthy furry forest to get lost in...
>>16455241
Have you ever touched a shaved pussy? It's prickly and not nice.
And there's nothing filthy about pubes, you wash it like any other hair.
>>16455241
Ah, then find another gf faggot
>>16455211
there's nothing wrong with a bush. is your dick hairy?
Ask her to shave it.
Tf she's not willing, that's her choice, but you deserve to be with someone willing to please you, so just cut her from your life.
What any real man would do.
>>16455254
b-but that's different i'm a man...
>>16455248
dude, shaved puss is all ive ever known... never could tolerate a bushy bitch
>>16455249
srsly? there isn't a way to ask someone to shave their shit?
>>16455254
HELL NO, I keep my shit clean too... its the only way to go
>>16455265
To add to that:
Remember that you never need to actually tell a woman the real reason you dumped her.
You can either tell her the truth, just stop calling/responding or make up a bullshit excuse like "lack of chemistry", "going away for work", "need to focus on my life", etc.
If she doesn't respect you enough to shave, you don't really owe her anything anyways.
>>16455274
Well said...
If she can't make this adjustment she just isn't the one for me...
I just wanted to make sure I wasn't ditching her over trivial shit, but if it makes me happy I guess it isn't trivial.
She is catholic btw, does that make a difference?
is it against their religion to clean their shit up?
>>16455283
nope, christfags shave
even mudslimes shave
only east-asians don't, because to them shaved=slutty
>>16455283
Nope. Remember, this is a religion that makes men cut part of their dick off to get to heaven.
Just tell her you prefer it trimmed or straight up shaved. Done. If it's a healthy relationship, she'll be happy to do a little work to make herself more attractive to you. You could also ask if there's anything she would want different from you. Make it an open floor, and remember that you're the man so don't lose all your spine.
>>16455233
Actually a shaved pussy has a decreased risk of yeast infection. Do your research.
>>16455211
According to a recent issue of Cosmo, the bush is back. Shaving is so last-decade.
>>16455501
More like two decades ago. 90s were all about shaved because of Baywatch swimwear mania. 00s were more about landing strips and shaping.
>Pretend to cough up a hairball during oral
>Say out loud "I hope I don't get rug burn"
>Floss your teeth with her pubes
Those are my recommendations.
>>16455226
found the pedophile
>>16455211
Grill here, I would never shave unless I knew I was getting fucked. I have sensitive skin and it hurts/itches like hell when growing back.
If a guy I loved really wanted me to I'd do it for him, but everything changes when you actually live together. Shaving stubble is simply not an option. You have to grow that shit out for at least 4-5 days before shaving or you will make yourself bleed, and it will look and feel terrible.
Waxing is not a reasonable suggestion. It's expensive, painful, and fucking awkward.
If a guy can't deal with the fact that I can only be completely bald on the weekends and trimmed the other days, I will dump their immature asses. If pubic hair grosses you out that much then you're a fucking pedophile, or you learned everything about sex from porn which is a huge turn-off and red flag.
And bush? Seriously? Who has a bush? I've never seen one except for on old woman who have not shaved their entire lives, or really hairy women like arabs, etc. I have really fair skin and dark hair, but my pubes are chestnut brown and very sparse.
>>16455581
>If pubic hair grosses you out that much then you're a fucking pedophile
that's new
>>16455537
>>16455581
thats not pedophilia or ephebophilia. op never said he was attracted to young girls. go do something else with your time.
this board is never running low on "24 y/o predator here how do i hook up with a 15 year old girl" threads. start there, idiot.
>>16455241
you sir, if I can call you that, are a pussy.
But if you insist she must look like a 9 year old down there, you need to make this a game.
Like you are going to need to fuck it as it is a couple times.
Then, you go down on her and mention it is hard to get at her clit b/c hair.
Next time, have scissors with you and trim it up for her, make it sexual. Put your thumbs in her while you snip. Make sure you wipe it up after and then give her a good tonguing.
After a time or two, tell her you want to shave her. Same thing as above and be careful.
If at any point she (rightly) objects, you can choose to either love the muppet twat or leave.
>>16455594
it's all in your fucking head, you're just believing what you've been told. That's what a pussy is, it has hair on it. If you don't like it you don't like pussy
if it bothers you that much get over yourself, don't stare at the pubic mound during sex, there are so many other things to look at...her face, breasts, body in general, your own dick sliding in and out, etc.
Like seriously if you can't just enjoy the moment without focusing one one small thing you have mental issues, obsessing over a detail. Mind over matter. If that really keeps you from enjoying sex, which has sooo much more to it than how the hair on the genitals look, then you should stick to porno fantasyland and masturbation.
If you're close.and about to have sex in a highh frequency it's understandable to put it gently and just ask her.
If she feels hurt and can't take it then screw it, it's just fucking hair.
>>16455628
i am not op
>>16455265
I can't believe I just read the advice to break up with your girlfriend because she doesn't shave her cooch
Holy shit I don't think any of you should feel like you have that luxury
What the fuck, /adv/???
How you like women's pussies is a question of personal preference. I have a simple rule: I never demand something I would not do for my partner. I personally shave my dick and balls and trim everything above.
I like shaved pussies because I love to lick pussies. And no, that is neither nice with a full grown bush, nor with a trimmed bush. The latter just hurts your lips and tongue.
Fortunately enough I never had a girlfriend that did not shave, if I would have one that doesn't, I would have the same problem as OP. Sorry OP, no advice on that one.
By the way, if the girls you fuck are only distinguishable from children by their pubic hair, then you are the fucking pedophile.
>>16455248
>not wanting to get buried in pube forest
>>16455484
Not true man. There's a reason people still have pubic hair and no other bodyhair, the cushion means there's less direct friction on the lips and less irritation. Also less risk of catching herpes because there's no semen etc falling on tiny wounds from shaving.
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2013/04/03/shaving-pubic-hair.aspx
