Any legitimate form of transportation that is street legal. Or legal enough to register the weight limit to get the cashier alerted

They would probably serve you, but your weight probably won't register on the sensor that alerts the staff

>>16450934
they will not serve you, at least at a corporate location, maybe if we're talking about a franchise mcdonalds in a small town (in which case they probably aren't open 24 hours) but it's a huge legal issue so they'll tell you no

the problem being that its dark out and if someone were to hit you mcdonalds would get sued

Hitch a ride with the next customer that comes in.

Learn to cook

>>16450949
>>16450986
What these anons said.

Depend where you're at. Some McDs wouldn't care if you walked up to the drive thru and order a meal, yet some would tell you to get a car coz safety and they can't identify you.

Or, pretend to be homeless and act like some charity case.

>>16450934
It's an insurance issue. If there's a manager present they won't do it. If it's just low wage staff that gives no fucks they might do it. Chances are better if you have tits. I got free dessert once.

>>16450934
Here in the Netherlands people walk and ride bikes always through the mcdrive when the restaurant is closed

>>16451030
I've done this in 15 different states while drunk and never been turned away from Oceanside California, to Baton Rouge Louisiana.

Why would they give a shit? They are fast good workers.

I tried this as a high schooler at Arby's. Apparently I need a CAR to order from the DRIVE THRU. I understand where they were coming from, but they could have humored us. It's not a big deal.

I've tried it. They told me they wouldn't serve me walking through the drive through because drive through people don't wait as long as all the people standing on line inside, and it's unfair to walk around the back to circumvent the line

Ride your bike through it. If they bullshit you, ask if they would serve you if it was a motorcycle. Then say "Okay, well VROOM VROOM now it's a motorcycle." They'll laugh and then you say "Come on guys, the dine-in section is closed, just do me a solid here."

Comedy and a good demeanor go a long way.

>>16451978
I did this once at a McDonalds

I said "I sexually identify as a car" and it worked