>>16447591
i remember you - you are that jellyfish guy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY_Oex-Zk3c

john is trying to tell you something if you listen

>>16447591
In your intestines are millions of good bacteria - there are actually more of them than cells of you. They help in digesting your food for you, in return for a warm, nutrient-filled place to live. (If humans didn't exist, the bacteria would have to create us - and who's to say they didn't?)

So that is why you have to stay alive - to provide a nice warm shit-filled home for the friendly bacteria.

>>16447598
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY_Oex-Zk3c
I can't watch anything with sound right now.

>>16447601
>there are actually more of them than cells of you.
wtf no

37.2 trillion

>>16447606
well its john hughes so who are we to disagree

life isn't worth starting but it is worth finishing

and there's a difference between finishing and quitting

>>16447611
Why?

I've been around since mid- 90s and it's been nothing but shit.

Why the hell would it get better?

These are the best years of my life. It's only going to get worse from here.

>>16447613
>Why the hell would it get better?
Did I imply that? I don't think John Hughes did either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cost%E2%80%93benefit_analysis

>>16447623
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME I COULD NOT WATCH THE VIDEO ARE YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE

>>16447628
How is that response related to my post?

anyways good luck you''ll need it

>>16447638
Okay sorry I got confused. I thought you were referring to the fucking moose video someone just linked.

I have roughly 38 too many things on my plate and I could be released from all of them for the rest of my life by drinking antifreeze.

>>16447651
>too many things on my plate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldilocks_and_the_Three_Bears

>>16447663
If you really think linking random wikipedia pages to see if people can come up with any fucking tangible ways to make a connection between their problems and your shit is funny, it's really really not.

>>16447665
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia

>>16447668
Are there any other painless ways of dying save for unconscious hypothermia?

>>16447673
I've been repeatedly asked to stop telling people the best way of committing suicide and promised I would instead link that marty moose clip and quote instead

You'll have to come up with the reasons, anon. I can spew positive or feel good shit at you but in the end it's your choice.

I had a buddy fuck up a suicide attempt. He had called me minutes prior, acting a bit strange. Well, he has had ups and downs the past few years since but he told me that he was glad he botched it. The shit times suck but the good ones have made it worthwhile to him.

Good luck, man.

>>16447683
Well, the only difference is that instead of being merelt unhelpful, you're actively making the world a worse place.

>>16447688
how so

>>16447691
Instead of being merely alive, I am now both alive and in a shitty mood.

>>16447706
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low_frustration_tolerance

>>16447691
Instead of being merely alive, I am now both alive and in a shitty mood.

>>16447708
>depression
>aspie

2/3. Now what.

>>16447607
http://www.livescience.com/3092-human-gut-loaded-bacteria-thought.html

>>16447775
very interesting but I think I know what I was neglecting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_water

Objectively, it could hurt really bad or be terribly uncomfortable or drawn out, especially if someone finds you and you die a week later or something lame like that.

Personally, I kinda wanna see what happens. I wanna see if I can improve. It feels hopeless sometimes, but I know that if I change the environment I live in I can probably improve. No matter what, for me, life will never truly be hopeless because there's always a way to change.