>>16440138
Oral, handjobs or anal.

That's all he really wants anyway

>>16440157

... no vag?

>>16440160
She did say care

Nothing exciting about vanilla sex

Bump for SRS answers

Is this guy your bf or what

>>16440197
Yeah

>>16440213
peg him

Kek I give up

>>16440138
>girls
>being creepy

>>16440426
Not beta guys find obsessive girls creepy

>>16440445
this anon speaks the truth

food

gf made me a frozen breakfast burrito last night at like 1am while i was in bed, nearly loved her to death.

obviously your situation is different, but if you bring guys food and act like "oh i saw this and thought of you" and then give them some nice food, they seriously appreciate it.

>>16440520
He's a restaurant gm, and a bit better at cooking than me. He loves cooking and would always prefer to himself

>>16440547
just bring him home a fucking cheesecake from the store/restaurant and tell him to enjoy it, this isn't rocket science.

and im a WAY better cook than my girlfriend, i would much prefer to eat my own food as well, but you don't think i appreciate the fuck out of her trying? she heated up a frozen burrito at 1am and i was happy, like it's seriously not that hard.

make him a shepherds pie, it's very easy to make and is awesome

fuck you're dense, i wish i didnt spend my time writing this

Drop a note with a smiley-face into his gym bag telling him to do his best for you.

When he gets home from work, show him a your poorly-frosted pan cake you made for him and embarrassingly admit you're not as good of a cook as he is.

When he's sleeping in on the weekends, stay in bed with him until he finally wakes up, and tell him good morning.