This girl and I have been texting for about 3 weeks now and we started subcommunicating to the point where she had basically asked me "Is there someone you like?". At that point I said I'll tell her how I really feel, and said that I can picture us being together at some point, but just not now. The following dialogue then took place.
>>14928534
you failed the shit test m8
>>14928534
She's not interested in being more than friends. It's up to you whether or not you want to stick around
>>14928534
You just got fucking #shrekt
Your time with her is #ogre
>>14928534
>3 weeks
Horny kids these days.
>>14928543
nice going shakesphere
nothing gets bitches wet like walls of text
>>14928534
> "yo lets go out and get some ___ at the ___ it will be fun. You are too cute for me not too ask you out it will be fun"
Boom. There we go.
this is embarrassing
>>14928534
OP
PLEASE HELP ME HERE
GIVE ME THIS GIRL'S INITIALS
I THINK SHE'S MY GF
>>14928554
Christ this is good. Keep going OP.
Keep messaging her.
>>14928554
plz dont stop
>>14928554
>TALKING LIKE THIS TO SOMEONE WHO YOUVE NOT EVEN KNOWN FOR LONGER THAN A MONTH
Can you like......take a minute to breath, actually just turn off your phone and stopping texting.
>"now I can just sit here and act aloof"
>Proceeds to spam walls of text showing that he's not aloof at all
bro just do yourself a favor and quit while you're ahead, man.
op are you kill?
>>14928566
>implying he's ahead
bruh you have some of the worst texting game i've ever seen
>>14928534
>>14928555
OP FUCKING ANSWER ME
GIVE ME SOME FORM OF IDENTIFICATION
HER WRITING STYLE IS IDENTICAL TO MY GF'S
>>14928584
Is this joe?
>>14928584
What's your gf initials?
Let me just make it clear here that I only said this because I was already pretty confident that she did NOT feel the same way.
>>14928588
NOT GIVING TROLLS BAIT YOU AINT OP
>>14928584
>>14928555
>>14928534
>>14928591
OP IS THIS YOU? FUCKING TELL ME RIGHT NOW
GIVE ME ONE FUCKING INITIAL
>>14928595
How paranoid can you be bro. Chill out.
Not OP here.
>>14928595
Don't Op.
btw she isn't interested -_^
>>14928595
someone is insecure as fuck about his girlfriend
>>14928604
>>14928605
>>14928606
People, HE IS FUCKING TROLLING.
>>14928591
OP, I've calmed down. I would really, really like to know the initials of the girl you're texting and anything you think I should know or that might help me. Please.
>>14928642
Name her initials and op can confirm
>>14928647
Prove you are OP?
>>14928642
On the off chance that you are not a troll:
The chance of that being your girlfriend are extremely slim. Many girls text just like this girl does, it's called writing with a feminine voice and almost every girl does it.
>>14928642
Why is this so cute?
Why would you think your gf would text another guy Anon?
>>14928650
Look, she uses the same words and phrases "wanna" "oh ok" and just sounds like her. I want to be certain
>>14928657
Man I saw someone who says, okeydokey and ah, I see and in text conversation.
They must be me.
How do I kill my doppelganger, /adv/?
>>14928656
OP appears to be in my same timezone and my girlfriend has gone off the grid in terms of contact sporadically these past few weeks. She also suddenly stopped contact a few hours ago. I just don't know. I don't want to be cheated on, this is my first relationship and I've grown too attached. I was already insecure to begin with
>>14928657
>she uses the same words and phrases "wanna" "oh ok"
Literally millions of people use these words you paranoid mongoloid.
>>14928657
Those are ridiculously common phrases.
And even if it is her, she's not interested in OP so who cares. Or maybe she's trying to leave your ass because you're an insecure control freak?
>>14928670
How is he controlling her right now
>>14928665
There is no time on the picture Anon.
Calm down.
>>14928665
just shut the fuck up and post her initials so OP can confirm or deny
>>14928665
I hope you get broken up with. You sound hella immature and have major growing up to do if a post on 4chan can make you this insecure, and this is coming from a guy who's been cheated on twice. You need to cool it.
Her initials are MT. Please don't troll. Please don't. I just want OP to help me here.
>>14928671
By freaking out that she's texting someone?
>>14928649
He's not OP, I'm OP. Here's that picture I just posted to prove it.
>>14928650
I'd say way to take the b8 m8, but nowadays you really can't tell how far people go off the deep end these days.
>>14928680
OP here.
yep, that's her.
>>14928685
>but nowadays you really can't tell how far people go off the deep end these days.
Especially on /adv/.
>>14928534
send her nudes
>>14928691
>not even waiting the full time between posts to do this
Apply yourself.
>>14928680
This guy is seriously insane. You need to cool it dude. Like, right fucking now.
>>14928691
kek
>>14928685
>Delivered
>Still writing essays
Congrats on officially creeping out this girl
>Hurr tfw no gf
Not even a shock.
>>14928697
I hit submit before I saw his post. By the time it refreshed, both posts were up.
>>14928700
Sick dubs bro.
Like I said before, I wouldn't have said it if I already knew this was a lost cause. At this point it was pretty much for the lulz.
>>14928712
Sooooooo OP gonna confirm those initials or not?
>>14928715
I am not fucking communicating with this idiot.
>>14928716
Good on you for being the bigger man.
>>14928716
OP please. Just fucking tell me. Are her initials MT? Could you give me a state? Are you in the US? Give me a hair color or something. How long have you known her and how do you know her? Just fucking tell me PLEASE.
>>14928720
Explain to me the point of talking sense to an insane person will do?
>>14928724
Genuinely worried for your girlfriend(if she even is your girlfriend).
>>14928726
I was complimenting you for not feeding into his stupidity you faggot.
>>14928724
i Think his refusal to confirm is confirmation. If she wasn't your GF, he'd just tell you.
>>14928739
This.
>>14928716
Alright, look OP. I'm sorry. I really am. I don't want to bother you. I just want to know if her initials are MT. That's all I want. I know I'm stupid and insane; just humor me. You'll feel better about yourself.
>>14928720
lel, and over here I thought you were being an asshole saying "you call him an idiot and yet you failed big time with this girl"
>>14928534
just send her nudes man
oh fuck OP is banging this dude's girlfriend holy shit
>>14928716
>>14928745
OP I want to be devastated. I WANT you to tell me that those are her initials. I'm sure other people would get a kick out of it. Only if it's true though. Please just tell me; there's no good in withholding this information.
OP just tell the man the truth. That you've been fucking his girlfriend.
holy fuck
i want to believe that op is going after this dudes gf. seems so implausible
>>14928756
>>14928745
>>14928716
Alright OP, how old are you? Do you attend college? Are you in the North? South? How would you describe her body (height, BMI)? There has to be something you're willing to tell me. Did you by chance ask for her number toward the beginning of the semester? She actually mentioned some guy giving her their number in a parking lot. Was that you? What are your initials? Has she mentioned having a boyfriend and are you an orbiter? What have you guys talked about? Have you noticed any particularly unique patterns of dialogue with her? Around what hours is she most communicative? How often do you see her in-person (if at all)? Was she friendly or reserved at first? Has she hung out with you at all or have you just talked? Do you happen to know what model of iPhone she owns? Do you visit or follow her on social media (twitter, instagram, facebook)? Do you know her religious beliefs? How many siblings she has? If any of these questions stick out feel free to answer them, really, I'm just trying to help you help me here. Just fucking help me. Tell me anything and everything you know. Anything that would be of use to me. That's all I want. All I want.
OP STOP FUCKING IGNORING ME. YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKING DO THAT TO A PERSON. YOU DON'T JUST FUCKING LEAVE THE THREAD IT IS YOUR OBLIGATION TO FUCKING STAY HERE. YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCK. JUST FUCKING TELL ME IF THOSE ARE HER INITIALS. DO YOU NOT LIKE THAT? I GAVE YOU ENOUGH FUCKING QUESTIONS TO WRITE A BOOK SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS JUST. FUCKING. TELL ME? TWO FUCKING LETTERS? DO YOU WANT TO GIVE JUST ONE? JUST GIVE ME HER FUCKING FIRST LETTER OF HER FIRST NAME. WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY? WOULD THAT MAKE OYU FUCKING HAPPY? BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. I WANT YOU TO FEEL FUCKING FANTASTIC. I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME FEEL FUCKING. FANTASTIC. BY TELLING. ME. IF THOSE ARE. HER FUCKING. INTIALS? WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME ALREADY? FUCKING TELL ME
>>14928789
>>14928801
>>14928789
>>14928801
>>14928789
He's not telling you because ITS YOUR GIRL. I'm serious bro. He just wants you to get pissed so you will fuck shit up with you GF, then he'll swoop in whiteknighting the shit out of your chick.
>>14928813
You nailed it mate
OP here. Holy fuck, this guy.
>>14928820
OP, is it true? Are you waiting to whiteknight his girl?
>>14928830
Yes I am, I don't really need to since she's pretty much a huge slut though.
>>14928836
#shotsfired
>>14928836
Is she white?
>>14928836
you're not even trying. OP would have never said that about QT
>>14928838
Nah, asian.
>>14928838
Yeah
>>14928842
>>14928843
Warning: all posts by "OP" are inauthentic unless backed with proof
OP here
Tell your gf she left her panties at my place last night
OP here
The ass was fat
>>14928801
If OP is actually stealing your girl then you must be a shit bf because he has no fucking game.
OP here
I like cock
best thread on 4chan right now
I think this well has run dry boys and girls
OP here. Top kekz ensued.
