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How do I kill somebody without getting blamed for it, /adv/?
>>17353815
dont get caught
>WELL DUH BUT IM ASKING HOW
we dont know everything. you dont know everything. the police are a wild card no matter how detailed our instructiosn are you can still get caught.
the best way is to pay someone else to do it.
Obviously there is no detailed how-to step-by-step answer to this. It depends on so many circumstances that no one can get into them, especially on a random imageboard.
First of all those hitman agencies and shit on the deep internet you probably heard about are horse shit. They don't exist. Simple as that. If you want to kill someone the safest way is to do it yourself.
Now, to do that you must have no obvious motive that others know about. If you would be suspected by default you will most likely get caught. If this is the case you should give up on it. If they start interrogating you it's already over.
The place and time are very important. You must do it at a place and time when no one will see you. If there are ocular witnesses you are most likely fucked. This is probably the trickiest part, as you have to lure the target somewhere isolated without anyone having knowledge of it. How you do that I can't tell you as, again, it's highly circumstantial. You need creativity and caution for this. If your target happens to go on isolated places by themselves then you're in luck, but that rarely happens. Again, this is the hardest part. If you manage to get them in the middle of nowhere without anyones knowledge you're set. At this point the instrument of murder doesn't matter too much, you can shoot them, stab them, bash their head with a rock until they're dead, whatever.
After that you need to make sure the body won't be found. Again, circumstantial, you can bury it, throw it in the sea, feed it to pigs, whatever is easiest and safest for you. Again, get creative! Also make sure to destroy and hide the remains of everything you wore or used when doing it. Burn the clothes, destroy the weapon and bury whatever remains of them.
Also don't try poison, it usually doesn't work, don't try to come up with fancy alibis, don't involve others, don't talk about their disappearance unless someone else brings up the subject.
>>17353818
>pay others
no
