My bf's mom is a hardcore lesbian. While I've been in his house (and usually when he's not around), she has:
>walked around braless multiple times so I can see her nipples
>"accidentally" barged in the bathroom while I was taking a bath
>walked around in revealing/small clothes
>sat in front of me in yoga pants with no panties
>" accidentally" kissing me on the mouth when it was supposed to be in the cheek
>etc etc etc
And the list goes on. She is very agressive behind her son's back. I don't know what to do. I'm currently staying a week here and he's just left to work and I don't wanna leave the room. What do I do?
Pic related, she reminds me of Jennifer from the Sopranos.
>>17333637
Sounds like you've been checking her out.
>Can't stop looking at her tits and nipples when she goes around braless
>Leave the door to the bathroom unlocked in hope she'll walk in and see me in the nude.
>She wearing these revealing clothes to tease me.
>She sat in front of me of me and if i twisted my head the right way I could tell she wasn't wearing panties.
>She accidentally kissed me on the mouth and I can't stop thinking about it.
Tell her your strictly dickly unless you want to become/are a scissor sister.
If you bf doesn't want to hear about it or doesn't believe you I suggest you move on
>>17333652
You know some yoga pants are basically transparent on a sunny day right?
>>17333637
We're going to need more details.
Suggest a threesome.
>>17333671
You still have to be looking at the crotch to see anything.
>Oh she's wearing yoga pants to day, lets she if I can see her panties... NO PANTIES! JACKPOT!
>>17333660
I don't want to tell him because I figure it'd break his heart. Also she hasn't directly came onto me (with words and such), so I figure she could just deny it and make me seem crazy and I would just end up breaking the family. But I know I'm not, because it's very explicit.
>>17333673
There was one time I actually heard her masturbating and then she came out to talk to me reeking of vagina like I didn't know anything, smiling all the time. Like I said, she's bold.
>>17333686
Rolling for this.
>>17333712
I can fap to this, any more stories ?
>>17333686
*nods*
>>17333637
The only way to fully confirm if she's coming onto you is to do yoga in the living room wearing a sports bra and panties. Make subtle moans as you go through the exercises.
Then ask her if she can teach you a few yoga moves. She'll probably get pretty close to you. At which point you can decide whether or not you're up for getting your vag licked up or scissoring
I would appreciate serious questions and suggestions.
>>17333637
Do you remember the Shibatas from Sexylosers? Because that's what I'm thinking of.
Go cuck your bf with his mom, do it in the name of sexy.
>>17333826
Seriously, we don't know either. Talk to your bf about it if it's a problem, and then confront his mom if you really need to. Or just don't go to his house.
Or say fuck it and get a three way going.
>>17333712
Sounds like you are thinking about some girl-girl action? Tell us the truth op.
>>17333841
I already answered those and said I'm staying here for a week. Also I come here all the time because at least there is some privacy for us, my house is packed.
>>17333844
I don't know if you're trolling but I don't like women and never have, the only time she managed to make me feel something that wasn't irritation was the yoga pants incident, mainly because I didn't expect to be bombarded by a vagina up close like that.
>>17333859
Well then I guess you're fucked.
>>17333637
She wants the V.
>>17333637
What kind of a fucked up excuse for a human being hits on it's child's partner? I've got no advice for you other than to maybe record her voice if she ever hits on you 100%, just in case this bitch tries something clever in the future.
>>17333863
Unfortunately not, bf works too much.
>>17333712
>reeking of vagina
Hot.
More?
>>17333833
Had never heard of that, just searched it. It's kinda hot. But reality is not like fiction.
Also no, the strong smell of vagina isn't hot.
Fucking said and done. I just went down to the kitchen and not two minutes after I opened the door she comes down in a tiny nightdress to get some coffee. I feel like I'm in a porn movie.
>>17333978
You should put a boombox with a 70-80s porny music tape preloaded in every room.
You know, just in case.
>>17333893
It's not that uncommon I reckon. Some friends of mine have had experiences like this, but it's usually between the dad and the gf on shitty marriages and such. Also sometimes between dads and friends of the daughter. I'm the only one I know to get a creeper mom though.
Set up cam and leave your dirty panties on your floor. Let's see if she comes in and sniffs them while flicking her bean
>>17333637
maybe address it to her privately, if she denies then just try to seek any sort of confrontation with her or just you know sleep with her one time for the one time, record it as proof to show your bf so he can both be disgusted and turned on at the same time, hope this helps
>>17333637
Okay. I know this must make you uncomfortable. I went through the same thing with my ex girlfriend's step dad (i'm a girl btw). You can do what i did and bait her, nothing too extreme, then if she falls for the bait talk to her and tell her that you've noticed her behavior and that her falling for it confirms your suspicions and that she needs to please stop.
>>17333859
You sound like a right uptight bitch, me me me.
>She coming on to me
>Shes wearing yoga pants to seduce me
>She came into the bathroom, which i left unlocked
>>17333637
Or you can be bold about it and just up and ask her 'do you like me?'
Maybe she is just making her self at home.....in her home.
>>17334020
How do you mean bait her? Seems like a risk of cheating.
Woe the horrific thought that people act like adults and talk and adress their problems with one another in a rational manner.
If she does it again, tell her it makes you uncomfortable and you'd appreciate it if she would stop.
>>17334037
You're not cheating, you're not doing it because you want to, you're doing it to catch a rat. But like i said, nothing too extreme. What i did was chill around my gf's house in some short shorts and a tight short tank top. I went to the living room and put on some reggaton music, something to swing my hips to (not unusual because i love to dance) and i held out my hands and invited him to come dance with me (specifically held out my hands as an invitation to GRAB MY HANDS to dance and that's it) He grabs my hands, we dance and the second time he spins me he stops me so i'm facing away from him and pulls me against him. I got really angry, what grown man gets all up on his child's girlfriend (overexaggerrated a bit) and told him that i'd tried to brush off his behavior up until now and it needs to stop. Think of somethings like that, something subtle.
>>17334087
>Invites someone to dance
>Gets pissed when they dance
>>17334105
You don't dance like that with somebody 20-something years younger than you, let alone your daughter's girlfriend. Don't care how silly it might seem, i clearly got my point across
>>17334087
Might try something like this and report back.
>>17334166
Good luck. Lemme know how things go
>>17334204
I just spaghetti'd really hard.
>another lesbian roleplay
/adv/ is so retarded. We had like, what, six threads dedicated to that last one about the girl and her sister?
Stop thinking with your dicks for just one second and you'll see these are all obviously fake.
>inb4 OP says "noooo I'm totally real guys!"
>inb4 she eventually ends up sleeping with the mom
>>17334281
It's real you fag!!
I seen a documentary on the internet about older women becoming lesbians and sexually preying on their sons girlfriends. There was a whole series about. The best episode was Women seeking women 47
>>17334113
You picked reggaeton tho, there is no other way
