jesus fuck, how do I hide my dildo? I brought my first ever dildo and lube. I'm still a virgin and a good girl. Immediately, I felt regret and I wanted to throw it away but I paid a lot for them.
Now, my mother always sticks her nose in my room and all, I obviously can't leave it in a wardrabe because she also looks through clothes and stuff. It's really annoying.
Need a good hiding spot or I'll throw it away tomorrow first thing.
Stick it in your pussy all the goddamn day
I brought it on a stupid whim. God damn I'm so throwing it tomorrow.
>>17289324
many people buy a seperate little case or box for their dildo. they do exist. you just need something thats a little compact that you can hide around.
i have a little lock box under my bed where i put hidden treasures., you can probably fit a decent dildo in there assuming its not huge, but yeah. just buy a lockbox.
if ur parents find it and ask just say its not to keep parents out, its in case you were burglared, you want to keep thigns safe. if you buy a fire proof one you can evne claim its full of pictures and fragile memories.
Under your clothes? But from your post I guess you are still underage
Unless you hide it in a goddamn airvent your parents will find it.
>my mother always sticks her nose in my room and all
mine did the same, except one day she was frustrated she found nothing and emptied both my room and the house convinced she'd find drugs or something
>>17289324
>How do I hide my dildo from mom?
Get a safe. It's easier to hide a key.
>needs help hiding stuff from mom
okay here we go
1.go dig a hole; if you have a back/front yard then quadruple wrap you dil in plastic bags and tape really airtight and good and go outside and dig you a hole somewhere no one goes. you should only bury and retrieve your dil at night/when your parents aren't home or else the will think your hiding treasure and get suspicious (if you don't have a shovel you better learn how to improvise)
2.your backpack; (i'm getting a ''i go to school aura'' from you so i apologize if you don't go to school) again, wrap up the dill till it's unrecognizable as a dill and keep it in your pack. it will take up space but you will have it with you when at school so ya mom can't see it (this will backfire if you leave it at home while your at a store or some thing and your mom goes-a-snooping on your pack)
3.under your bed; no, no, no not directly under your bed. i men on the roof of your bed when your under it. use tape to stick it to the top, you might have to cut a slit through fabric to get to the roof of the bed but once your there tape it up bruh
4.attic or basement; don't know if you have one but this should be a know brainier if you do
5.a box with a lock; well it's obvious you have enough $ to buy yourself your own personal dill pickle so why not buy a jar to put it in? *you the proceed to laugh at my well crafted joke and ponder my wit and intelligence, then you buy yourself a box/bag/container of any kind, that has a lock so that if your mom finds it she won't be able to see your shame. if you don't have the time and or money to do this right now then just do #1 or #2 (number 2 is a lot more risky so beware) until you do have the time or money.
okay anon, that's the best i can come up with, now here is a video on the meaning of life, good luck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzzxpfLk0BA
If you're a virgin, what do you need the dildo for? You don't even know if you'll like being penetrated.
>>17289396
what if it's a vibrator?
>>17289396
Curiosity. Like I said, I brought it on a whim, I wasn't thinking straight. I also brought a pack of cigars and some condoms. God damn I wasted a lot of money on stupid shit today.
>>17289340
I'm 18. What's wrong with living with parents until school is good and done? And under my clothes won't do. I literally come home and find some clothes gone and it turns out a certain someone took them for washing or whatever. Every day.
>>17289344
>Unless you hide it in a goddamn airvent your parents will find it.
Thanks for confirmation. I'm throwing this stuff tomorrow first chance. This sort of shit is definitely not for me, at least until I'm living on my own. I'm just sad I wasted so much money
>>17289428
It's a simple pink dildo like a pen or whatever. Looks silly.
>>17289324
>prude Americans
Always adorable. Tell your mother that sex is natural and so is masturbating, so you bought a dildo for that purpose. Done.
>>17289444
Why does it matter if your mom finds your dildo? Sure, it's embarrassing, but I'm sure she'd rather find your dildo than drugs or whatever else she might be thinking you're hiding.
Seriously, is masturbation frowned upon in your household or some repressive bullshit?
>>17289480
sex and sex related stuff is more frowned upon in my family than drugs. It's some weird stuff but it's not like I'm whoring like pretty much every other girl. I'm guessing my parents are sort of afraid I might end up bad like my mom's sister, who is kinda like the black sheep of the family.
All of my family is also very christian and I'm already bad for not going to church....
>>17289497
Your mother has masturbated before. And she either has regular sex or masturbates on a somewhat regular basis as well. Chances are she has also used toys (improvised or bought) at some point. This facade is stupid and you should know it.
Disgusting.
I lived the same way you did. My mother was similar. I'm 25 now though.
The next five years of your life are going to be hell. You will be hated and you will end up with a lot of issues because your mom is fucked in the head. Good luck with that.
>>17289497
That's just an unfortunate living situation. Without being able to poke around your room I don't think anyone here can come up with a foolproof place to store it.
My bet was a ziploc in the toilet tank if you've got your own bathroom. She'd never find it. Loose floorboard if you have wooden floors? Any out of the way nooks in the closet? Dresser crannies to stuff it in?
I don't think you should toss out something you payed for (and I'll just bet you enjoyed it) just because your mom is repressed.
>>17289506
Don't say that. My mother is not some evil old christian witch or something. I feel that she's just overly protective. She never yelled at my or hit me my entire life, always did / brought me whatever I wanted or needed, but it was made pretty clear throughout my life that "bad" stuff is not tolerated.
That pretty much means sex, cigars, drugs, alcohol, things like that are not cool at all. I agree with that, but now I'm having urges and stuff and brought all these stuff on a whim without thinking twice. Now I feel so guilty.
>>17289523
Your mother is mentally ill. She's fucked up in the head if she seriously thinks sex is bad. And if you think so as well then she successfully abused you.
>>17289523
>Now I feel so guilty.
Not the anon you're replying to, but I just need to stop you and tell you, straight up, you have nothing to feel guilty about. There's nothing sinful or shameful about your sexuality or wanting to experience and experiment with it provided you do it safely in an environment you can control. If your mother wasn't so hung up on sexuality herself, I'm sure she'd be proud of you for finding a responsible outlet for your urges as opposed to the girls who just throw themselves at the boys with no real thought.
Don't feel guilty and never apologize unless you've done something wrong. Being sexual is not wrong.
>>17289324
Why don't you just talk to your mom about it. Having a dildo is a lot healthier than going out banging dudes. You can still get HSV and HPV with condoms and most std tests don't even test for these anymore since they're so prevalent, they just offer treatment.
>>17289533
I'm feeling guilty more that I broke and brought all those things I wouldn't normally use, cigars and whatnot, wasted a bunch of money when they could've been spent somewhere else.
I'm not guilty for being sexual, hell it might seem impossible but mother actually did sex HERSELF to even make me, so whatever.
They're still the people I'll be living it for a bit longer still, and I'd want to avoid complications. They already mess me up for not studying and working in a field that they want (nursing, ugh)
I'm also almost never home alone, so I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
dare I suggest telling her to give you some privacy?
>>17289569
To be fair smoking cigars is fucking retarded.
>>17289581
Already tried, said she will, lasted a bit then she was again up to her shenanigans.
It's not like she goes out of her way to find imagines things, but she had the tendency to just do stuff that aren't her business.
Cleaning my room / wardrobe is one of those, I guess she's bored sometimes or something.
I'm in a similar situation as you OP except I don't hide dildo's but I do have a overprotective mom
I always hid my shit under one of those ceiling tiles or put it inside an old video cassette player or screwed a piece off my printer hid it and screwed it back on.
Either way, I had a freedom of privacy once I moved out and I highly recommend you to do same. It makes a world difference.
>>17289599
your mum is a psycho, op
quit making excuses for her disrespectful behaviour
my mum was the same way (and did a bunch of other terrible shit so that's why i disowned her), it was pathetic watching her go through my brother's entire room for no reason. my dad never did that, none of the other family members i lived with did that.
it's not a waste of money, it's normal for teenagers such as yourself to feel rebellious every once in awhile, and that's what you did because your mom is such a freak and brainwashed you. cut the bottom of your mattress open and stuff it in there ( a part that's hidden by any rails or whatever ) and make sure if your mum goes on a snooping kick and pulls the "cleaning" excuse that your dildos and such won't fall out when she pulls any dirty sheets off
ill admit the cigarettes were dumb though, because that's something that will actually hurt your health
Move out.
Sigh. Saw this thread on the front page and read a couple of the "your'e mom's a crazy prude biatch". From my old, old age of mid-30's, let me reassure you that your mom does not, in fact, sound crazy, prude or a psycho, simply over protecting, which explains her "going through your stuff" (i.e. doing chores, cleaning your room, doing laundry etc.). It's far better than a parent who wouldn't care about his/her daughter bringing in cigarettes or a boyfriend with a face tattoo.
You felt the need to rebel or feel risky or explore adulthood and bought some stuff on a whim. Ask me? throw the cigarettes away, they're cancer-giving garbage and your mom sounds clever enough to realize they're far worse than a virgin's sex toy, and despite what you think would probably be far more upset about them. Try the dildo, at the very least once, before you throw it away - I assume you masturbate regardless, so if you don't find it useful you'll be willing to chuck it.
In case you don't, just be aware that no hiding spot it without risk (I know, I had parents who cared very little for my privacy), so acknowledge some amount of ebarassment is possible; the worst that could happen is that she confronts you and after you say you were curious (or lie that you're keeping it for a friend, which she'll see though, she wasn't born yesterday) she'll asks you to throw it away, which you were considering anyway. Remember Gandal's words: "Keep it secret, keep it safe", and for fuck's sake never ever EVER stick in your vagina anything unhygienic as something that was burried underground, taped to the back side of a toilet or whatever other dumb ideas you might get. And use protection when you start having sex, trust me on this one. Oh, and tell your parents you love them, even if as a family you're not good with emotions, you never know how much time you have with them. Good luck and happy orgasms.
>>17289599
Hide it in plain sight, honestly, when people look for things, they're always thinking about this most obsure place it could be hidden. If you have a bed side table or drawer just pop it inside. Another one would be just under your mattress.
Oh yeah I'm just going to add, buying cigarettes is silly, I have been smoking for over half my life and it's shit. Protip you may think you don't smell like smoke but you do...
>>17289324
Just use your mom's dildos.
>>17289682
Really insightful comment, thank you. I've already decided to throw it out. I just don't feel comfortable with it around. Such a shame for all that money though.
I just don't feel like trying my parents right now to understand. I'd rather learn something from this loss, such as focusing harder to move out or keep obvious "evidence" of misbehavior away.
It's been a stressful week and day overall, thanks for the advice.
>>17289497
What part of the US do you live in?
>>17289722
I hope you at least got to use it once. Don't think you're off the hook once you're living with a roommate, either, some people don't share your sense of privacy and WILL go through your stuff. Consider living alone if you're a more private person.
>>17289523
Don't listen to them, different views on sex don't make someone insane. It sounds like she just wants the best for you. My parents were similar and I appreciated it. Developing your sexuality is overrated. Once you find a guy you like those things will work themselves out with good communication. Also those toys aren't something you really want, it's just curiosity. After a few weeks you probably won't care.
between your mattress and boxsprings.
just clean it before and after use.
Silly question but are you going to actually shove the dildo up your vagina? Don't you care about the hymen? Or are you talking about a vibrator?
Your mom's not insane OP. Her parenting style isn't ideal, but it's common enough and from what you've said she's not abusive.
Do try to understand that privacy should be respected (unless they're prone to illegal/dangerous shit) and sex is normal. If you don't start thinking that way now, you could have problems later on. Don't repress yourself, DO stay out of trouble until you're independent.
>>17289826
It's better to be rid of the hymen when you're a virgin, it'll make the first time more pleasant, maybe even painless.
>>17289324
be my gf then u wont need the dildo ;)
lols first off you hymen is broken you are not a virgin. second its a personal item all humans need to stay sane. your parents should respect that although mine did not. are they religious if so hide it in your bible thel never look in there . that's were I put my porn. just cut and glue >:P of corse not the one you use to go to church that ends badly.
I kinda understand OP. When I was 17 (which is legal here) my mom found my lube and handcuffs and whatever else I had and threw them out. She tried to tell me the cuffs were illegal, which is complete bs, because they had safety on them. Hell, I could've even been using a pair of dollar store cuffs and they would've functioned about the same, and if it's safe for a kid, it's safe for fuck-time.
Anyway OP, I don't think the dildo would fit in these, but i have a bunch of those metal Pokemon card tins. It's where i hide my lube and cuffs and etc. little sexy time stuff now, if that helps at all.
>>17289395
Have a pillow? Cut a hole and put it in there.
>>17289324
is it small enough to fit inside an empty shampoo bottle?
