[Trying to create life] How early can you take a pregnancy test?

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[Trying to create life] How early can you take a pregnancy test? 2016-06-09 18:58:46 Post No. 17238099
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[Trying to create life] How early can you take a pregnancy test? Anonymous 2016-06-09 18:58:46 Post No. 17238099 [Report]

Disclaimer: If you don't want to read about strangers sex life, move on.

We are trying to make a baby and have been doing it every single day since I started ovulating. Every single day for seven days now (ouch). I was supposed to get my period today, but I didn't. Though I always have 1-3 days "buffer" days when it comes to that. Doesn't mean I am pregnant, I don't feel any different really. Should I feel something?

One major problem though, he didn't cum because he has major issues with that. He finds it very difficult to ejaculate when he masturbates, he literally has to beat his bits until it looks like he is going to faint and it takes around 11 minutes before ha manages to ejaculate. He has been really "violent" with me trying to cum, with no success. We once took the sperm and sucked it into an empty syringe plastic cap thing and he inserted his friends into me, kept it there for 10 min before standing up... Apart from that is it possible that he could knock me up only due to pre-cum? It only takes one sperm to fertilize the egg! I tried to make him happy in the past by giving him a bj but he never cums...

How early can I take a test? How can I make him cum?

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Anonymous 2016-06-09 19:26:48 Post No.17238187
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 19:26:48 Post No.17238187 [Report]

Is he circumsized?

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Anonymous 2016-06-09 19:48:02 Post No.17238239
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 19:48:02 Post No.17238239 [Report]

>>17238187
>>17238187

No, but he has a strange thick vein in his part. Maybe he is just born a bit defect, it looks normal though.

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Anonymous 2016-06-09 19:59:12 Post No.17238272
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 19:59:12 Post No.17238272 [Report]

>>17238099
>It only takes one sperm to fertilize the egg!
No it doesn't. The egg is surrounded by a protective protein coating, the sperm have specialised enzymes in the "head" end to break it down. One sperm does not have enough of these enzymes to get all of the way through. It takes the effort of several sperm working in concert to fertilise an egg. We woudn't manufacture millions of them if it were wasteful.

Incidentally, this is why it really hurts to get jizz in your eye or other sensitive areas. The sperm start digesting you.

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Anonymous 2016-06-09 20:02:53 Post No.17238278
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 20:02:53 Post No.17238278 [Report]

>>17238272

>The sperm start digesting you.

Oh XD hmm interesting!

I guess we probably won't be able to make a baby until he is able to ejaculate... hmmm not sure how to do that though...

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Anonymous 2016-06-09 20:03:10 Post No.17238280
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 20:03:10 Post No.17238280 [Report]

>>17238272
>The sperm start digesting you.
Hahahahaha