i am so fucked.
im 21 i still live with my mom. working full time to save up and move out. not doing to go with that ill admit. anyways
so the other day my mom asks me if i can go to the grocery store i tell her no and that i have to go to work in a hour. she EXPLODES. calls me lazy says i never do anything around the house (im at work almost 12 hrs a day mind you) how she does everything blah blah. so i say you have the next 2 days off why can't you do it? she shuts up, doesn't know what to say. we dont talk for the next day, tonight she comes home says...
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assuming you're in the US she legally cannot kick you out in this manner as you're a tenant of hers and require atleast 30 days notice of eviction
btw did that bite break the skin, because if so you should really go to a hospital/urgent care to get it cleaned, a human bite is one of the dirtiest wounds you can possibly get
>>17153078
Go to the nearest homeless shelter and continue to work, while using the library or other public internet resources to find roommates on Craigslist.
>>17153078
>i get up and hit her back and put her in the head lock for a few minutes she bites me i let her go
Boohoo my mummy told me I'm lazy waaaah waaaah
Grow a pair and just shut the fuck up, learn to swallow your shitty twisted pride, go apologize and move out.
You will find people like that in your life and most likely you will not be related by blood. You either learn how to control yourself or just prepare your anus so when they send you to jail for assault &...
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26 year old male, still in love with my twin sister. We were mutually attracted to each other and were in a relationship until she ran away from home with her university professor six years ago after she was impregnated from him through the affair. I haven't seen her since, but can't forget about her. How do I move on?
Holy fuck. As an Asian male who has been in an incestuous relationship with my cousin, I'm really fucking sorry. I can't even begin to describe how truly sorry I feel for you, man. Try to distract yourself with books, music, or something that isn't too destructive. Maybe lift weights. Just do something to occupy yourself. Good luck man.
>>17152996
Thanks man. It's so fucked up that I can't tell anyone. None of my friends understand why I don't have a girl by my side despite having so many of them approach me. I'm Asian as well, and my parents ask me all the time when I'm getting married. The worst fucking part is looking at the mirror, all I see is her in my eyes.
Did you get over your cousin?
>>17153025
No one understands. I totally get you. And no, the feelings never really go away, sadly. I'm going to Vietnam this summer and will be at her house for two months, so I'm very excited.
What's your sister like? Did you two grow up together?
So here's the situation, I got an email telling me I'm getting kicked out of college for having shitty grades.
I can appeal the decision though, and I need to come up with a letter of rationale. "giving reasons for your poor academic performance and include a plan for future success" I've got the plan for future success down, but no reasons for the poor performance. The real reason is just lazyness, but I don't think it will fly.
Should I tell them I'm a depressed homosexual or something? I hear these liberal universities eat that shit up.
You'll need proof if you say you're depressed.
you could always be honest and say there have been too many distractions then in your plan talk about how you're going to get rid of your computer and smart phone
And hey here's a thought, how about you actually do it. Instead you're just going to get your appeal rubber stamped but get kicked out next semester anyway when your grades inevitably don't improve.
thoughts on maybe being a recovering alcoholic? Surely you can't prove that.
Is Alexis a good name for a guy?
>>17152748
No
Picking a woman's name lol
Choose Braum or Johann or something manly
>>17152748
sure? the worst part of it is that it can sound a bit feminine. its one step off from alexa, yet somehow sounds more feminine.
but thats really the worst of it that i can think of. and assuming you are past college, its fine, and sounds like you'd look good in a suit.
>>17152754
i just did a google search of alexis and a lot of pictures of women in underwear came up.
but i also know alexis denisof turned out to be quite manly by...
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>>17152748
Maybe in Russia
Why are you changing your name
A girl I had a one night stand with 3 years ago just texted me. Should I tell her she has the wrong number or should I just ignore her?
She just texted you?
maybe you have AIDS?
You couldn't include what the text said in your thread?
Do you want strangers on the internet to decide for you whether you like that person?
So I don't go to dances except this girl I really like wanted to go with me so I asked and she said yes. We're not officially going out, so how do I make that happen? I don't know much about social conventions, but I really like this girl and we've exchanged literally tens of thousands of messages. Advice and prom general thread.
>>17152743
make this night fun. at the end of the night, when she is clearly enjoying herself say
>I've had so much fun. I'd love to take you on another date next week
then gauge her reaction.
>>17152773
Thanks, I'm definitely going to use that.
>>17152773
>another date
>anon I thought we were just hanging out haha
>you didn't know I'm with Chad? That's weird I thought I told you!
>you're a lot of fun though, I think you would really like my friend big Bertha reloaded.
>You're too good for me anyways tee-hee!
>20 years old (male)
>Live in parents basement
>Got straight A's in high school
>Dropped out of College after first week because I was in rebellious stage
>I could get a job tomorrow or really any day for that matter, but don't because I have zero desire to work
>No girlfriend or desire to have one
>No desire to really do anything at all other than...
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>>17152742
You sound profoundly depressed. Have you ever seen a shrink? Knowing what I know now, I'd talk to one. When I was your age, I would have gone back to school.
After your rebellious phase ended, how did the next... what, year and a half? Two years? proceed?
How does one go from rebellion (against whom? Parents?) to inertia and being a parasite?
>>17152742
>could get a job tomorrow
prove it.
>>17152777
Local McD short on staff, literally asked me to come work for them. Also temp agencies, lots of factory work available near me.
Take two extra years to get an engineering degree from an Ivy League school, or start my military career and not miss out on a career field that I'm interested in with age restrictions?
I have a cousin and a friend. Friend just finished uni and got out and makes 65K/yr entry level, loves engineering. My cousin has been Army for close to a decade, loves killing people. So which do you like more, engineering, or killing people? Pick that one.
>Take two extra years, or get blown up by goat fuckers
look at all of you jokers thinking anon will ever seen combat, if he enlists as air force or navy there's like a 1% chance, if he enlists as anything else the chance is still so tiny that he'll see combat but he deserves it because he chose inferior options.
Where can I meet new people arround the age of 18
I'm mostly looking for girls, on an only engineering college so there are not many women. I don't have any friends from high school or anything.
I take request and advice on how to approach certain people!
>>17152647
advice
>dont just hit on a woman
its no secret that women are the ones who are approached, and they make decisions on which men to keep in their lives. that being said, desperately drooling over each and every girl as if they are a potential love interest is silly.
give yourself more value by not letting a woman sway you on first impressions alone. before you ever begin to say anything remotely flirtatious, talk to the girl. see what she actually acts like when you...
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>>17152665
>only ever use dating apps as a supplement to your real life dating.
dating apps are toxic. consider the following
>people use dating apps because they arent having much luck in real life
>they go to a dating app where they are introduced to an entire smorgasbord of men who want nothing more than to bang and/or date them
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>>17152666
>but anon, how do i use it as a supplement to an existing dating life if i dont have a dating life.
effort. lots and lots of effort. and also, doing what you like. going out is in no way restricted to bars and clubs, though if that is what you enjoy, by all means, go to bars and clubs.
the truest way to find chemistry is to experience your life in the most enjoyable way, and see how you match with the people who come into it. interacting with someone in a casual way...
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Im a female, 153 cm. LW 125 lbs, Currently 145 lbs. I have been chubby my whole life and now I'm fat. I do fine socially and have a great general life, but I really want to get down to 90-100 lbs so I can wear the clothes I want and look good.
How do I do it, /adv/? I went low carb before, but I can't seem to stay motivated.
>153 cm
>look good
>>17152636
Low carb diet is the fastest and easiest way to lose weight I've found, you'll need to stick to it though, find substitute food for cravings, such as peanuts, pork rinds and anything low/no carb you can find.
>>17152636
is that a realdoll?
Uncanny as fuck.
Hi /adv/
I'm still waiting for the 180 days to pass for me to get my license and I had a quick question. Im looking to get a job but since I dont have my license (having a guardian be with me while I drive with my permit isnt an option) how would I go about getting TO my job assuming I got one? I thought of bikes but the road outside my neighborhood is too dangerous and doesn't have bike lanes. Is my best bet just to wait for my license?
Bus walk or Uber
>>17152575
Nigga, my friend had his permit for 2 years, drove everyday, got pulled over twice and nobody gave a fuck. They never did jack shit to him. Unless you're a completely moron you should be capable of driving on your own with a permit.
>>17152575
How will you survive driving if you think roads are too dangerous for bicycles without bike lanes!?
I'm a former depressed shut-in who pulled his life out of a rut. If anyone would like some advice in getting their life on track, I'd be happy to help.
Do you think indulging in old hobbies and friendly company will work? I'm trying and I think I'm getting results but I just don't know.
>>17152504
It will help to a degree, probably more so if it gets you outside and away from the internet.
How do you deal with an all encompassing hatred for everything including yourself?
Does anyone else feel a general disregard for the world? I don't really care much about anything, I don't vote because I don't want to take part in driving society onward. Whenever I hear about big tragedies on the news I think "well at least that's a few people gone" That's not me being an asshole either, I sympathise with their pain and their loved ones but death seems to be the best outcome anyway. Honestly I wish my mother would die peacefully in her sleep, not because I don't love her because I very much do, but if she wasn't...
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>>17152469
>thats not me being an asshole either cuz i sympathize
>which automatically makes me not an asshole somehow
>i wish my mom woudl die so i dont feel obligated to live
you're so noble.
as for me, i feel a disregard for some aspects. i dont vote either cuz i dont feel like im educated enough to make thsoe sorts of decisions. to be honest i dont think anyone really is. on a spiritual and personal...
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>>17152485
I might be an asshole, that's not what I meant, I meant I'm not trying to be some edgy "fuck the world" boy
>>17152497
but you're giving the ones who do try a run for their money.
more than anything. I think you are just bored. and like most people, you've adopted a sort of label to try and define yourself and rationalize your place in it all. its just unfortunate that your label was apathy. mine was once sorrow. consider a paradigm shift.
Did I fuck up? I stuck to my principles but I still feel like a bitch.
I got offered this summer job that is decently related to my field, but I left after the first day of training because they wanted me to sign stuff that made me uncomfortable. The main thing was a non-compete agreement, which explicitly stated I could not be a "... member or employee" of an organization offering a competing product or service. I felt like this summer job would have had the potential to fuck my near future over.
I just think having something like that (and a couple of other things) is ridiculously harsh for a summer job.
how do you think they will find out if you violated the NCA? what do you think they will do?
>>17152413
what, was it just for when you were employed with them or was it for perpetuity?
because a no moonlighting clause is extremely common
No, but in your near future you will probably be signing a NCE or non disclosure for the company you want to end up working for. Every company will want you to sign one before they start disclosing the information of their company to you.
>have a gf
>we bang on her last day of her period,she already had it during that day
>cum inside
>we is on the pill but she was suppose to only take it the day after
>she has recently feeling some nausea and it's saying it isn't stomachache
>going to buy a test tomorrow
So /adv/,what are the odds?
>>17152373
doesn't matter if they were one in a hundred because you're the one
have fun being a dad, hope you didn't have any hopes or dreams you wanted to accomplish
seriously don't panic yet, its way too early to panic. Also, since youre doing this early, if she is actually pregnant you have lots of options.
Theres a class called Lamozz, it's not the correct spelling but you're gonna want to study up on that.