Why is being direct so offputting to people? How can I get better at wordplay? Specifically, I need to work on concisely expressing my thoughts instead of going overboard with verbosity. Halp
>>17168739
Hit us with a situation
>>17168744
Say a handsome guy walks in the room, introduces himself, and I break the ice with 'wow, you're attractive' just because he is and he obviously knows it and I'd be crazy if I didn't think so.
Or, not sugar-coating opinions when asked for one
I get the feeling you're just a brash asshole and don't even realize it. You can be direct and concise yet not come across as being a dick. People do it all the time.
You're probably autistic. I know the term gets thrown around here a lot but in your case it sounds like it may be true.
>verbosity
>over explains things
>gets frustrated because people don't understand
>thinks people are annoyed
>maybe...
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So, I was on a date and we went back to her place and two things happened which I need help for both to understand:
>When I started fingering her, there was a weird thing inside her vagina.
Like some flesh or something that I could feel, it was really weird and as I fingered it started to bleed. She said she wasn't in pain and it could be her hymen repaired and I broke it again? Is that a thing?
>my dick would not get hard/stay hard.
I'm 19 but my dick would not get hard. I was...
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>>17168738
Your dick was trying to prevent you from fucking her. Why was it doing that, fuck if i know.
Yeah the hymen never gets "popped" only stretched. IF a girl goes about a year without a good dicking or placing more than one finger in her vag, the hymen will go back to its normal position.
>>17168842
>your dick was trying to prevent you from fucking her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8
You sure it wasn't her cervix? Never heard of one bleeding though, unless of course it's period time.
How do I become a good student? I barely graduated high school and going to community college in the fall. I don't think I'm retarded, I just don't know how to learn.
take good notes in class/actually listen to what the professor is saying (unless it's painfully fucking boring)
if you don't understand something, ASK FOR HELP. not only will asking your prof for help end up answering your questions, but it makes you look like you care, which goes miles if you need a favor later in the semester.
also always do your homework. no matter what. it's fucking annoying to do, but it'll save your grade
Read the assigned material, attend lectures, take decent notes, ask questions when you don't understand something, turn in assigned work on time.
Is this satire?
Just now, I don't know why but I got this overwhelming urge to get rid of all my porn.
I have 36.2 GB on my harddrive. Hundreds of bookmarks.
I feel like I'm wasting my time, hurting my body, and just making myself a worst for wear fapping everyday. Sifting threw files and links just to get that momentary release.
Right now I got rid of a few pictures and links but I'm still being decisive about what to toss and what to keep.
Has anyone here ever weened themselves off porn?
How do I break the habit of daily masturbation?
How do I prevent myself...
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>>17168708
Have you tried nofap?
>>17168740
No. I've used masturbation as a "stress reliever" but I know in the back of my mind that's me bullshitting myself. Also it's part of my daily regiment. I can hardly start the day without stopping and doing it.
Thinking about it now I feel a bit embarrassed that I've used it as such.
do it and stop jerking to porno just so you can know what it's like not to have a secret porno bunker. you won't be able to know what it's like on the other side without going there
So I broke up with my ex a few months ago and recently started dating.
I went out with this girl yesterday, cute and interesting and we ended up having sex and seh stayed over and it was nice.
But I still feel kind of dead and empty and like I either want to see other girls still or noone at all.
Is that a dick move? Because I feel like she wants to commit and I don't really feel up for that yet.
How do I into casually dating more than one woman?
>>17168703
The trick to casually date more than one woman is to casually date more than one woman. It's almost as if the description of the thing describes it completely.
>>17168715
/thread
>>17168715
Alright, what I meant is.
Is there any way to do it without coming off as an asshole, do I tell this girl?
Will she feel cheated if I don't?
anything I can do about my fucked up eye?
what is it? excess skin?
plastic surgery.
Someone tell me how I go about fixing my arm if my general physician isn't helping?
>>17168676
You've got really pretty eyes!
Looks to me like oculomotor n paralysis, levator palpebrae not opening.
Or it could be Horners syndrome if you have lack of sweat, flushing, and pupil constriction on that side of your face.
But don't take it seriously, ask an actual doc
>>17168676
Man I woodland even worry about that.0
How do you find a gay guy who isn't a libtard? Do they even exist or am I doomed to be alone?
>>17168652
Those dudes are so deep in the closet they're finding Christmas presents!
I'm not gay, but it kind of seems to be in the interest of such easily put-into-campable minorities such as yours or women or ethnic peoples to err on the "libtard" side of things.
>>17168652
Either in the closet or attached to whoever got them out of it
hey so i've talked about this several times. here's the summary:
>Older adult brother is an abusive pos
>Walks all over the parents.
>Gave me bruised ribs
>Fist fights with dad
>Let out several cats on purpose to be eaten by coyotes just cuz he was angry.
>Now be me for a second
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>>17168637
Stop being a fucking beta and get the cops involved. If he's willing to kill cats, it's only a matter of time before he moves up to people.
>>17168637
Dude where do you live?
I'll beat your bro's ass
>>17168637
I was in the same situation except with a sister, I was only able to solve my problem with the help of the police. You mention you're going to therapy, have you tried talking to your therapist about it? They will likely have a lot of resources and be much more informative/helpful in this situation than we can be.
At some point in my life, I stopped feeling like the main character of my own story.
How do I get back to that?
Are you saying you lack in narcissism?
>>17168617
I'm pretty narcissistic, but maybe everyone around me is more narcissistic? Or maybe they just block out my narcissism?
>>17168628
Are you sure you know what the word means?
Gonna be rushing when the semester starts
>>17168578
be willing to pay for friends and be a general douche
>>17168584
Ignore him, he is jelly because he didn't get a bid.
>>17168578
Their literally is no tip to get into a fraternity. Go rush, have fun, and be the person you are when no one is watching.
Every house is different, fine the one that you feel will develop you the best for the real world.
If you are a freshman, trust me we expect you to be a bit off. Kinda like clay, we don't expect you to be perfectly sculpted. We just need to be sure...
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>>17168794
>trust us to change you as a person
OP don't, take your own path
I think yes. For example: a man who is
out of shape but not drastically
overweight can not succeed
in the hip-hop community.
Wrong board
This is an interesting topic. We say you can't judge the book by its cover, and it's true.
BUT
If a guy has dirty clothes, green mohawk and piercings all over his face, it doesn't mean he breaks store windows in his pastimes. But it means he will attract the kind of people with dirty clothes, mohawk, piercings, etc. that DO break windows in their pastimes, willingly or not. And if he lets these people into his life, it is likely he'll start breaking shit up too.
>>17168547
>body type
Dirty clothes is not a body type. Now go do your laundry, son.
Why do most women lie on dating profiles regarding their pictures?
Example, last night go on a date with a female who was a pretty, younger looking on her profile pictures. A heavy set older looking version of her shows up. It was her, 100% just about 5-8 years older looking and about 50 lbs. more of her. She also had a horrible personality.
Are you asking a real question or did you actually want to go to /r9k/?
>>17168500
I'm asking a real question. I'm not the /r9k/ type.
I've been on several dates like this.
Because they want to improve their chances of meeting someone, I guess.
I don't know what advice you're looking for on an advice board.
Best way to beg for a passing grade without pissing professor off?
Backstory - Math class, hardass professor, if I don't pass I don't graduate this July. Work full time, school full time so I can't dedicate 8 hours a day to studying math I'll never use. Already withdrew from the same class once.
Suggestions welcome.
Uh, why can't you pass the course?
If you can't dedicate enough time to study then you made a mistake. Next time you take the course, choose a different prof.
>>17168483
be grill, commence coitus
Is Uber really "dangerous" for women, or is that just third wave feminism propaganda?
I don't drive, and I was offered a job that isn't walking distance but close enough to be a cheap/quick ride. My male friend is in the same situation and says he uses Uber but I keep hearing stories about women being raped and kidnapped by drivers. Any thoughts/experience besides biased, news story sensationalism?
Who in the world ubers to work?
>>17168452
Do you really think that could possibly be a commonplace occurance?
>>17168455
People in my city without cars for some reason. It's not on the bus line, and pays four dollars more than my current job. I'll bite if me being ass raped isn't a likely scenario
how to cheat on my girlfriend?
>>17168451
Which part are you unclear on?
>>17168468
I think he's unclear on the justification part