Hey /adv/ about 3 years ago I was dumb and I cut myself with a knife on my arm. Since I am sick of wearing long sleeves and hiding my arm, what could you suggest me that can make my life easier, I thought about a tattoo but it might literally lower my chances on getting a job etc. Picture related
>Go out to a few bars with friends and girlfriend
>She has had some trouble with handling alcohol in the past, mainly just being obnoxious and confrontational (got us kicked out of line to a club by the bouncer for example)
>Walking to car she tries to pee in a pretty open spot
>tell her lets go somewhere more private
>try pulling her away by force and she flails all around, hitting me in the head by hopefully accident
>just pulls down her pants and pees there (thankfully no one saw)
>As we walk back to our friends they ask if all's good and me being a bit upset with her says "Yea, [Her name] is just being a drunk loser, nothing out of the ordinary"
>She runs up and sucker punches me in the face with all her force
>Not mad, calmly just tell her she's single now
>Still take care of her; drive her car home, get her food/water/a bowl, pull her hair back as she vomits because I'm not heartless enough to leave her alone
>Tell her about everything this morning when she wakes up
>the fact that we're still broken up and a few spiteful jabs later she's a total crying mess
>Has to go to work early in the morning and don't want her to be in this state while working
>tell her we'll talk about it later today and that I still love her
So what do, /adv/? I really do love her, I wasn't just saying that, but this is not an acceptable thing. Should I tell her to get professional help? Nothing like AA, because she really doesn't like alcohol very much, and the last time she was anything close to this bad was 6 months ago. But is there some kind of counselor she could talk to about it?
Look OP this is a mess your not meant to fix
You put way to much effort into taking care of her.
You should have bailed when she threw a bitch at the bouncer.
This is all a ploy to keep you around with her pity party.
Imagine yourself with another girl a prettier less shit girl.
Imagine how much happier you would be.
no bitching,no punching, no taking care of a skank.
She can't handle her liquor
If this only happens once every 6 months, and she does't drink normally, then maybe, just maybe, you should encourage her to not drink and make up with her.
That is, if the relationship is otherwise good and she is a nice person while sober.
How do I overcome my pee fetish?
Any one has the rest of this ?
Also general advice
Any job is better than no job, suck up your pride
Bosses are leaders, not discussion partners
Stop drinking soda
Never begin smoking cigarettes
Don't smoke the herb everyday allday
Brush and floss, EVERYDAY
Dentist visit, EVERY YEAR
Rather endure a medical check-up than let easily cured diseases and illnesses turn your life into shit. Mole starts expanding, get it checked, your ass is itching, get it checked, got a little wart, get it checked.
Never buy a new car
Never buy a used scooter/moped
Bicycle as much as possible
More veggies, less cake
Clean once a week
Get a small trashcan for your living-room instead of throwing garbage on the floor or letting it pile up on your table.
Price will follow quality and vice versa 85% of the time.
Learn an instrument and how to sing. Anyone can sing except for the very very rare tonedeaf
Never try to sing lower than your natural lowest, you will ruin your voice and you will never sing lower than from the getgo. Singing higher notes over time is possible. Sing higher, expand your range.
Drink coffee- cheapest stimulant there is. Healthy as well, unless you add sugar.
How do I lower my libido/sex drive?
For months now I've had trouble enjoying anything because not matter what I do I can't stop thinking about girls/relationships and how lonely I feel. Going out is painful just because of how many women and happy couples I see on a daily basis.
I've tried feeling my time with sports, studying and other hobbies but again all of this brings me little satisfaction because I can't fully concentrate on those.
You are really fucking intimidating, ya know that?
I want to be your Darcy but I'm barely holding myself together!
Didn't see one in catalogue.
Dear beautiful person
You are beyond beautiful, your addictive soul is stunning, adoring and real. Your eyes are like liquid oceans of soothing waves, the way you hold yourself is sexy and extravagant, in a pair of old trainers. Your smile glistens and gleams as it lights your eyes with endless sparkle and wonder. I love your passions. I love your determination and your perseverance. I love your patience. I love your style. I love the soft calm following your anxious panic, and the gentle touch of your hand. I love the way you tilt your head as I look to you to guide...
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What's more embarrassing: a McJob, or being NEET?
Being a neet. Get a fucking job. Get out of the house. Get some sunlight on your clammy skin. There's cute chicks working at McDonalds. Talk to one. Make me a sausage egg and cheese McGriddle with a hash brown stuffed inside while you're at it.
Hey anons I need some advice about a month ago before me and my girlfriend went on our first date I tried to kill myself twice but I survived and now that were together I'm happier then I have ever been but whenever nobody is around and I'm not with her I want to kill myself and now I'm holding a few bottles of prescriptions ready to try and end it again
I do have other things to fill my time like I'm going on missions work abroad for the next 2 months and because of that I'm learning Russian and Swahili during the day I don't know my mind is just fucked up I crave death and to rest in peace
What to do when all your effort, dreams, and ambition were just a path to an inevitable downfall? I don't understand the value of work anymore. I've been stuck the past several years trying to figure it all out. My soul is dead with no spark to show me a future. How do you pursue something knowing it will be a waste?
I would have already tried poisoning myself with alcohol, but I don't drink.
>be a high functioning autist
>have an IQ of 125
>loving learn about things i like
>can absorb information and become a walking wiki article
Is this good or bad thing? Some people have told me its weird that i know so much about things like video games, comedy, politics and religion or whatever i find interesting that day.
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP2SS8ggLtU
Don't you know that talking about being gifted makes you fucking faggot? You're supposed to fit in with everyone otherwise you'll blow our cover. Go back to your existential crisis and depression and shit.
Why not pick topics where vast knowledge is a "cool" thing?
For example... The female in the pic you posted is called Twiggy. She's one of the biggest models that ever lived. Fashion, despite being erroneously considered something futile or vain, is one of the biggest industries (competing directly with technology and fuel industry, for example).
Which means, for this example, that your skills would really put you in a position of prestige if applied to the fashion industry. Fashion is not just clothes, it is also psychology, anthropology, biology, multiple...
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Video games, comedy, politics, and religion are cringe topics only fedora tipping, katana wielding faggots talk about.
But whatever. It could have been good bait if the idiot didn't put "thread theme" in there.
Not even subtle OP. C'mon, try harder.
I want to go to college but I can't afford it, especially if I switched to part-time hours. My family can't help me.
I'm afraid to take loans because something bad might happen and I'd be in debt for the rest of my life, like my mother.
What do I do?
have you ever considered joining the military?
join the navy or air force so you don't have to worry about getting shot at (or shooting people), pick a job that teaches you a trade that seems interesting, learn some discipline, see the world, grow up a bit, and make some friends. Then in 4 years when you're done with your enlistment the government will pay for your college.
This. I'm in the Coast Guard now. When I get out I'll have all kinds of benefits and free college. Almost done too. Prior service looks good on your resume also. Not to mention I've been to some really cool places.
What are some things you guys like to do to preoccupy yourself while you're not with your SO?
I feel like my happiness revolves around him a little too much, so I want to change that. I feel like it makes me vulnerable.
Any ideas? Thanks in advance.
I'm the same way and ITS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD.
its good you recognize this and want to change though. its realy unhealthy to basically revolve your life around your bf, and not only that but it will cause problems in your relationship as well.
you need to get a job, hobbies, and have friends, spend time with your family.
what do you like doing?
make sure you take care of yourself, eat right, exercise, maintain things....
I find that not being attached to my phone really helps so then I can be caught up in my life and not waiting...
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I'm at my wits end. I think I have HPV and I can't find a place to diagnose/treat the problem. Went to planned parenthood where they just told me they don't check for that in men, only women.
I'm asking the guys who have had it and had it treated... Where do I start? No insurance so no family doctor. Do I just go to a standard clinic? I've had this shit for over a year now and it seems like it's not going away so I'm not just going to wait it out.
Diet and smoking effect how long you have symptoms/are a carried because your body can't fight something off if you're filling it with garbage.
As far as removing it physically. Apple cider vinegar. Soak a cotton ball in it then tape it over the wart. Change it out twice a day. Should fall off in 3-4 days. At first it will get white then turn black and scab up.
You can google all this information. And there is no HPV test for men except for a visual.
Thank you for the reply. Unfortunately it's not a single wart, it's more like freckles on my dick. a bunch of small red spots that sometimes aren't even visible. They're not raised or have any texture, no pain or discharge, just an eye sore. Also not a smoker, was an alcoholic but stopped a while back. My diet fluctuates but generally it's better than your average American.
This guy on craigslist wants me to help him double team his wife. She's pretty decent looking, not huge tits but decent rack, nice looking ass.
Only thing is I'm worried that I'll have a hard time getting it up with another man there. I mean, I'm all for doubleteaming chicks, but if I don't find the guy attractive, it kills the mood for me. I think he's kind of ugly. I mean like, I'm nervous I'm gonna fuck up with that ugly ass dude there.
Should I just say fuck it and help this guy fuck his wife?