I'm friends with both. I am attracted to both, not one more than the other. They're both besties. I am afraid of choosing, let alone pursuing at all because I feel it can end in a disaster in our friendship with one another and with them to each other. I'm suitable in their eyes as far as I can tell and know from what they all say about me.
What do I do? They are the kind of good girls, not bad; so before you say anything I'd be the one to approach one of them. Not them approaching me.
Any advice? I'm scared to do anything that might make me regret it. Never been in this situation in my life before.
Threesome!
>>16549374
Will need a lot of advice from all of you; I'm going to the doctor today. Hopefully I'll be able to see some advice when I come back.
>>16549380
Nooooooo, out of the question.
On Thursday, I cheated on my girlfriend. It was with a very attractive girl who was slightly younger. I told my girlfriend last night and she didn't take is well. She slapped me and called me names, she has told everyone she's met - causing me to lose my friends and the other girl to lose her friends. My and the girl cannot be together as she has entered a relationship since. I am not close to my parents. I haven't slept and have been drinking all day, I have no one to turn to and don't know what to do. What do I do? How do I deal with the guilt? How do I rebuild?
Move on. Don't do it again, faggot. Rebuild your circle of friends. Go out to parts of town they don't frequent. Disassociate. Die.
Your friends will come back around.
>>16549134
That's what I'm hoping
Hi /adv/
Has anyone here had any success in stealing your crush from their significant other?
How did you go about it and what were the end results?
>(did it last, was it worth it, etc.)
Conversely, if you never have or are currently in a loving relationship,
>what would it take for you to leave for someone else?
>>16549050
Yes.
She was in a ldr, I would keep her company most nights, just fooling around as friends. she left him and we end up more or less living in each other bedrooms but we were never a real couple until a year afterwards.
>>16549065
Thank you, anon. Your words give me hope. Bumping for more.
>>16549050
There is only a chance of this happening if the girl in question really likes you, shows obvious signs such as flirting and touching. If you dont have any of this, then give up now..
Not to mention if you manage to "steal" a girl from her boyfriend, what makes you think she wont be stolen away by the next male to approach her.
This isn't a cry for help.
I'm killing myself today.
Thinking of getting blackout drunk and taking pills and falling asleep on train tracks. Better ideas?
>>16549030
Trains don't run at night.
Also get help.
>>16549030
Don't use train tracks, think of something else. You can end your own life for all I care, but don't ruin the train operator's life as well by by making him a suicide assistant.
>>16549035
Trains run at night all the time what are you talking about
Night trains, they call him
I need your honest advice.
I own a house and I have a friend that asked me if she could stay at my house (just moved in 3 days ago). She got out of a relationship with a guy she shared an apartment with. I told her she could crash for a week or so until she could figure out where to go. She said she was unsure how long she needed to stay. We came to the agreement before she moved in that she would owe me rent if she stayed longer and discussed the rent, utilities, etc.
Today, I asked her how long she plans on staying. She said, "I don't know. Maybe a...
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You should be leary.
I don't think you're ever getting any money from her, but whatever, give her the free week you said you would and deal with it then.
You just got a squatter and she just broke up and moved, just try and relax for a few days.
"We need a rental agreement so that my ass is covered legally, and so that this doesn't turn into a sore topic between us."
Alternatively, she absolutely has to leave before the month is up, because that's the point at which many laws establish a person as a legal resident. That turns "GTFO" into "I need to serve an eviction notice." For that trouble, you might as well have terms by which she lives there.
Honestly I think that the rent issue is not as significant as the residency one. Drop the money question. Just tell her...
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As much as I hate being a boring enough dipshit to post yet another thread about girl problems, I'm gonna do it because shit's getting frustrating.
>be a 19-year-old kissless virgin
>there's a girl
>something special about her
>exchange a few words, she seems lonely
>too shy to ask for her number, opportunity passes
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Two shy people shouldn't date. Find someone more outgoing than you.
>>16548059
I'd like to lose my virginity to someone equally inexperienced and attractive and they're hard to come by. She'd be perfect in that sense (forgot to mention that she's cute as hell). I'm not very shy if I try hard not to be.
>>16548084
Learn to compromise on these silly romantic ideas.
Generally it's hard enough finding a broad who you can stand being around for more than two fucking minutes, let alone her not being butt-ugly, stupid, manipulative or just a downer.
i'd be happy with even just one if i had to, but i have literally none.
>>16547787
I'll be your internet bf for 2 minutes.
>>16547795
what's ur annual salary?
>>16547812
Baby I make 12k a year. I can treat you to anything you want at walmart.
Are women usually down to fuck anytime like men or are they more indifferent about it?
It depends who it is with.
As a women I prefer quality sex over quality sex so I'm unlikely to just jump anyone.
Depends. Some are, some aren't. It might even be situational. Depending on the level of attraction.
>>16547324
>As a women I prefer quality sex over quality sex
You need to stop drinking before trying any more English tonight.
HELLO
I am a 34 year old KHV
I have made multiple threads asking for different advice
for those who dont know
my father recently passed away and i am concerned how i will live if my mom passes
i have been a NEET and have lived in the same apartment with just myself, video games, anime, books, film, and cameras for the past 12 years
I haven't talked to anyone in that time in the real physical world
I haven't bought new clothes since then either
I am currently wearing
>grey boxers
>ripped...
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bump!
people might miss this thread!
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I go in circles from panic attacks, to nausea, to feeling empty. I tried cutting, though it ended up being more of a scrape, as I'm too much of a pussy, though I did draw blood. It was kinda on an impulse anyway, with no underlying intent. I guess I just believe I deserve to feel pain. Why am I even posting this out? I doubt I'd manage to put my feeling into words. It's a cry for attention, I guess, a stream of consciousness, venting, whatever. I still feel uncomfortable being me. Going to run away, like I always do.
>>16539436
>>16537499
RIP 0-331
Wow I'm 12 and what is this edgy fucboi shit
>>16548783
This thread is not for underaged illiterate plebs like yourself.
/adv/, especially girls, how to get over penis envy? i've got an average length, average girth dick(6x5). I'll never be able to fill her up. She'll never be amazed or surprised at my dick. She'll never have trouble taking the whole thing. I'll never be one of the biggest she's had. I won't ever get to slowly stretch her out. I'll never have to go slow at first until she's used to it. I'll never be 'that guy' she tells her friends about, etc, etc etc.
I've turned down a mfm threesome before cause I didn't want to chance ending up being the little guy. Granted, the reverse (If I was bigger than the other guy and "out-fuck" the girl and thus "win" the threesome) seems hot to me, but of course would only happen with someone that had a micropenis or something. For this same reason I'd NEVER do a swinger scenario, as I wouldn't want to be out-sized by the other guy that gets to fuck the girl I'd be with.
Also, I watch a lot of porn, and even in amateur/girls new to the industry videos, if they end up with a dick that's too big at first, almost every time (tho I've seen a couple with really petite girls and like mandingo or lex steele sized dicks that they can't take) they'll eventually get used to it if he goes slow, is lubed up and with a lot of foreplay. Also, a lot of the time the big dicks, combined with good technique, end up being the ones where she gets the most 'into' the sex/vocal/multiple vaginal orgasms. I've got like 2TB of porn and you never see the girl getting 'dick drunk' or having that happy afterglow off of an average penis.. it's 99/100 times only the big, thick ones that end up completely rocking the girls world to the point she's quivering.
It seems to me a big dick + good technique is unbeatable. What fucking do? How do I be content with just my average equipment?
>>16547784
it's unbeatable for physical sexual pleasure, yeah
sex is largely an emotional experience
the pleasure you get from being intimate with a person and sharing personal pleasure with them
no, you won't broaden any sexual horizons purely in terms of physical sensation
but your girl won't give two fucks if she enjoys you and the relationship you share
>>16547817
that only sounds applicable to a long term relationship
>>16547784
5 inches is the western average. Asain/Indian average is about 3-4 inches.
Guys who are 20+ years old and are kissless virgins: How do you deal with that fact? It just makes me really depressed, I can't even watch most TV shows/movies anymore without seeing relationships that remind me of my own failure of a life
vidya
Then fix your life, faggot. The whole point of being patient for 18 years was so that you could have the freedom to do whatever you want. That includes the freedom to rebuild a ruined disaster of an adolescence.
>>16547030
Those have just felt like a chore to me in recent years. As a kid or teenager I played TONS of games but now they just feel like one chore and another until I get finally to the end or quit out of boredom.
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Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
Yes. Stop overthinking this.
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get...
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Im male, and i like to think im good with the back and forth of flirting, however i dont know how to respond to a woman when out of the blue she says, "you know, i can put my legs behind my head"
This happened to me with yesterday when I was just playfully flirting with an acquaintance. I couldnt think of a response to it, so i just kissed her, and now I have a date this weekend.
So what is the proper thing to say when someone randomly says that?
>>16546229
>"oh? You should show me sometime "
>" what else can you do?"
All with a flirty smile
Does the guy text first?
Does pegging hurt? I've never done it before, always been too scared and so just did hookups. But I'm really into the girl I'm with now, but next time we fuck it's her turn to penetrate me.
I can't seem to get my hole to loosen up, no matter how much I try to relax. Is it like this for everyone before their first time? She's told me she'll use lots of lube but I'm still worried it will hurt a lot and bleed.
whoa good luck with that
idk if I myself could handle it, I'd probably break up with her lol
>>16550260
How big is her dick?
>>16550260
Stop being a pussy.
Women and fags take up the ass all the time and you never hear them complain about it.
I drank a lot last night and now I feel like shit. Just finished throwing up. Any tips? Ive already drank a lot of water
Bread
Take a cup of coffee then some hair of the dog.
Eat fruit especially bananas