Bit of a problem, advice?
Past:
>Met a cute girl registering for fall semester classes
>8/10, petite and cute
>hit it off, get number and skype
>shes a bit weird but before long we are doing the whole 3 hour skype calls thing
>now we are dating
>Im a Virgin, only messed around before
>She has had 2 partners before
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Just keep trying. Mr Winky will work eventually.
>>16567819
Find something to keep you hard for a while,Viagra if needs to be.
Idk about that cute part that feels like my masculinity would be put down, ive only lost it twice during and came back after like them mins, next time if its gonna be a quitter Dont give up your jitter keep trying to get hard,sucked off,jerked off do et OP
don't overthink it and please don't use alcohol for courage to talk to her
I've been living in the US for the past two years in a small town. I originally hail from a large city in Australia.
I'm back for a month over Christmas by myself for the last time before we get married. The problem is, I miss this place so much. I don't know how I can return to the US indefinitely.
According to him it's "not an option" to move here ever, he's never been to Australia and apparently never plans to. I don't hold this against him as I don't feel he should live somewhere he doesn't want to.
I...
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Any American who is against even visiting Australia is a complete idiot.
>>16567812
He NEVER plans to go to Australia?
He's a fucking dick. Where btw?
Anyway, can you envision you have been married for a couple of years. You get your first kid and you'll be going there by your self like a fucking bogan.
>>16567820
This. Leave this loser.
I'm balding and my gf left me
Quickest way to end this? Balding kills my chances at getting another gf
Balding was already cured, it's called a hair transplant.
>>16567708
Shave it all off, get buff, swim in infinite pussy.
Call the cops and have them deal with it
Hey /adv/. First time poster here. Im...im kinda lost with something. I guess it's normal but i don't want to talk with my friends about it, because they will not be imparcial. I need the wisdom and view of strangers. I don't know if i want to finish my relationship with my GF (5 years together, shes súper cold, always was, no more than ever) and start something with a girl that's súper warm and really really likes me. First time in my life that im confused about my feelings (im 29). What would /adv/ do? Picture kinda unrelated
My general advice is ALWAYS go for the new girl, unless you have kids.
>>16567714
No kids, thank you!
>>16567714
>>16567706
>OP flirts with new girl, obviously has feelings for her, probably hangs out
>old girl gets cold and suspicious
>OP then whines about how cold she is and if he should monkey branch
You're a faggot just like any woman who monkey branches OP. Absolute garbage tier.
I'm 23 and about to graduate college with a degree in psychology and a 2.5 GPA. I have no practical skills. I have Asperger's and have had pretty severe depression and anxiety since I got to college. I've never had a girlfriend and have only slept with two women, only one of which I was attracted to. (that was a few weeks ago)
What should I do? I really want to live a fulfilling life but I'm worried I'm fucked. The only flipside is that my parents are somewhat rich and I have no student debt, I'm thinking of getting an associate's degree...
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You mean a Master's degree, right?
>>16567707
Nope, an associates. There's no way I can get into grad school with my GPA, as far as I know. I just want to learn a skill I can get really good at so I can find a career that way
>>16567722
>as far as I know
They care much more about your GRE score. Have you taken it?
Went to Wendy's about an hour ago. I eat my burger and find some a sharp piece of plastic in my mouth.
I can't make it out what it is. At first, I thought it might've been a tooth from a plastic fork, but upon closer observation, it's not, and all of Wendy's utensils are brown colored, not clear. Its jagged on all sides, so I think it might be a piece of plastic that broke off of something. A container, maybe part of a hard plastic packaging, I'm not sure.
So I go back and show it to the person at the window(they locked up), and the...
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You should sue the shit out of them Take as much money from them as possible.
Call the cops too. Get the police involved
Call Wendy's compliance hotline 24/7
Eight hundred 256 8595 and ask them to hook you up with their HACCP person.
Planning on killing myself soon.
Have a decent amount of "love" and respect for my family.
Question- Is it better for them to think I'm missing or do I leave/send a note?
Oh, a note is far better than searching for you for years.
Wait. Do a bunch of drugs first. Take 30-40 hits of LSD
>>16567623
Op.
What's wrong my friend?
What's putting you down?
So one of my friend Josh keeps using me to talk to our other friend Ryan. Josh will ring me up asking to go for a drive and then try to convince to randomly go to his house without further notice. If or Once we get to meet up with Ryan, Josh will after a period of 15-20 minutes will start to look at me funny or death stare me literally almost as if to say "Why are you here? Ive used you now to get to Ryan now leave". I ask him what is wrong and he just looks upset and says nothing is wrong. I don't seem to understand and I'm presuming, what message does it...
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>>16567593
Btw Ryan never answers Josh's phone calls or replies to him but most of the time Ryan does to me, hence why you uses me as a tactic
he wants to have sex with you or your mother
>>16567600
please kill yourself
Is it a really, really bad idea to be FWB with my ex-boyfriend? We broke up over a year ago but started talking again and we both miss sex.
I wonder if anyone here has experience with that and can comment?
no, its a very good idea. you should do it as often as possible
Remember why you broke up over and think if it is worth it.
It can't be FWB with an ex. It's a booty call.
Hello /adv/ I'm sorry to ask but I live in Canada and I've been sorta trying to get things worked out I've tried going out with friends to parties and I always end up playing the situation for attention and no one gives it to me and it makes me sad. I was bullied a lot when I was in middle school and in highschool and it just went to me playing video games all day everyday and I tried stuff like martial arts and sports but I was bad at all of it and people made fun of me for it so I stopped and I just sit at home and play video games for 12 hours or more until...
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>>16567517
>i'm sorry to ask
>i'm canadian
Topest of lels
>>16567517
Where in Canada? Different Provinces and Territories have different programs for what you're going through... buddeh.
>>16567580
Toronto, Ontario. Guy
So this guy at school likes me and i've known for a few months. At first he was really annoying, and still is, because he makes sexual remarks that i am not comfortable with. He has made a few attempts to touch my butt and has been throwing things at me just to get my attention. He knows I am not gay. So people og the interwebs. WHAT DO? (pic unrel8ed)
Have sex with him.
go into a store, and start throwing everything around until security escorts you out of the building
Assure him that he with find a boyfriend but not you.
Help me /adv/, I'm riddled with guilt and don't know if I should tell my gf I cheated.
So I got drunk and high one night and sent some risqué pics back and forth with a girl i met on some app, it was a stupid mistake and I regret it every second. I did it again some time later because my fucked up horny brain loves bad decisions. I've since deleted the app and haven't looked back but the guilt just eats away at me. This is my first real relationship and I keep telling myself it's ok because I'm not yet accustomed to being in a relationship....
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Fuck that, I'm a female and if I found out you did it TWICE and the second time was out of impulse I would've left your ass in 2.5 seconds. Even though you didn't physically touch this chick, I still would have lost my shit. Tell her the truth. Now.
>>16567444
>it was a stupid mistake and I regret it every second
So you do it twice. Riiight.
>This is my first real relationship and I keep telling myself it's ok because I'm not yet accustomed to being in a relationship.
That's bullshit. You make bad decisions because you don't really care about her, and you're going to keep making excuses for yourself. I'm in a relationship well over a decade long, it was my first real...
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>>16567467
It wasn't the same chick both times, but I don't think that really matters. You're right, but damn I wish you weren't. Time to reap what I've sown.
I've got a loaded 7.63 sitting on the table, should I blow my brains out all over my white ceiling?
>hes to much of a beta pussy to kill himself
>he has to come get support for killing himself on 4chan
just do it already you little bitch
>>16567435
Record it and work it to post right afterwards. We can use your suicide as a sticky.
take a picture of the gun and you smiling next to it please and then post a video of the bullet going through your head
and why can't they be nice?
people like to trash on "hugboxes" and i've never even seen one. seems like it would be kinda nice if there was a place online where people could post things and then everyone would be like, "hey, it's okay! you're great and you should be the best person you can because that's the right thing to do."
but i doubt it exists. like a place for self-improvement and support in living life.
anyway fuck you you're all shit and i hate you :(
>>16567419
>seems like it would be kinda nice if there was a place online where people could post things and then everyone would be like, "hey, it's okay! you're great and you should be the best person you can because that's the right thing to do."
>>>/tumblr/ That's exactly what you're looking for
>>16567419
>anyway fuck you you're all shit and i hate you
The Internet is like international waters. Everyone only knows that place because you can get away with absolutely anything while being out in international waters. Much like the internet you can do and get and watch anything you want. So 90% have numbed this down to calling people faggots.
>Much like Op is a fucking faggot.
Hey /adv/ I have an odd problem, I decided to ask about licking this girls boots(on an anonymous website) and she was entirely down with it, she even told me to text her and talk to her, is this her being okay with this or is she going to tell everyone I'm a freak? I assume the later but if she's serious that would be a dream come true, I would attempt to use an anonymous messaging system so that if she tries to leak my number nothing happens but I honestly don't know what do you think /adv/? Should I trust her? Any guesses on her motives(I understand it's...
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Just do it you're being paranoid
>>16567359
I know but she could ruin my reputation so easily
Self bump of shame