Please help this is fucking stupid. I'm crushing hard on a young man that looks like my long distance boyfriend. Like exactly the same. Only the thing is we work at the same retail place. From my cash register I can see him nearly all day. I have fapped to him. I know where his locker is (close to mine!). I know his name. From a receipt he signed, I know his first and last initials. I know his handwriting a little bit. From his name tag I know his name. Stalk stalk stalk... Please help this is fucking rediculous. My brain is so confused because they look so alike
>>16619169
Fuck off and stop being a slut
Or get a real bf, everybody knows ldr don't work out
>>16619169
and soon both of you will discover one of the many reasons why LDR just about never works out
>the guy typically gets the short end of the stick
>inb4 rage
Where do I find a qt Jewish girl to be my wife? Id even get a mail order Jewish Bride if it was easy. New Zealand here.
move to Jew York
duh
once you meet her there you can import her back to movie set homeland
>>16619168
Fuck that, I aint uplifting my life just to pursue girls.
>>16619168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvfDLqM_Opg
Help, I have issues pronouncing my words and I'm SUPER bad with slurring my words. I work hard and I don't know how to make it stop and I pay for speech therapy right now. Every time I open my mouth I sound like an eight year old, I'm not even exaggerating, it's awful. How do I speak properly? Is there any free sources I can use? Pic unrelated
Read books aloud and pronounce words slow. Then at regular speed and play with your vocals while saying words. Keep practicing tongue movement and speaking aloud in the backyard or bathroom or anywhere really
>>16619170
I'm also tone deaf so it's really hard for me to know what I sound like some times
Is there any specific ways to pronounce words? Like specific pictures to what your tongue is supposed to look like? I speak mainly with my teeth. Is that what's wrong?
Hey /adv/, I'll cut straight to the chase with some green text
>be me
>match with chick on tinder
>notbad.jpg
>get to talking
>been talking for about four or five days now
>we're both flirting and definitely interested in one another
>keep feeling like something about this isn't right tho
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>>16619156
Cut loose boy. Have a drink and get your dick wet and fuck everything.
>>16619156
If you don't do this, you will be intentionally and willfully wasting an opportunity to learn and grow. You will think back to opportunities like these and remember your decision and its consequences. Did you have the balls to seize what life is giving you? Or did you choose to remain where you are, a self-professed "big weenie?"
>I can't tell if it's my instinct telling me it's a bad idea
It's both. This party will be challenging for you...
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It's possible she just wants a guy there so other guys wont hit on her.
But ignore that unlikely scenario . Go anyway. Make sure you befriend her friends. If she likes you she might invite you to be alone together. You don't have to force the situation. Its actually classier anyway. Put on some music or whatever activity is there where youre alone. Start touching her arm or kiss her. Make sure you tell her that you want to do this but you are a virgin. Whatever other speech you might have should not be said. Use a condom. Have some sex. If the condom breaks get...
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My mother never loved me, in fact she was a violent, abusive, manipulative cunt. I think she's the reason that I have avoidant personality disorder.
Anyway, I'v been chasing the illusion of a decent maternal relationship for a long time.
Is it healthy to find a substitute parent into adulthood? Can early childhood damage even be fixed?
>>16619154
Lol childhood damage is irreversible but through processes of reasoning can be turned to positive effect. Unfortunately, much of it is founded upon the idea of being in control of your own actions and opinions, so blaming mommy would be out the door. I doubt you'd be interested.
Finding a substitute mommy won't do anything but awaken a fetish
>>16619154
>looking for a substitute parent in adulthood
You are far more fucked up than you know if you even consider something that abstract
>>16619194
not like a literal substitute, but a mental substitute, like implanted memory therapy.
So I don't feel depressed, but I do feel like everything is pointless. I just ask why until I hit a dead end in terms of what I think the logic behind something is. I feel like I've squandered my opportunities, skipping out on high school but still getting a diploma, and not going for any scholarships or grants despite being good at academic work. I dropped out of community college because I didn't really care about anything there, even my declared major. Most people annoy me, but I don't tell them off. Instead I just stay very neutral and it makes some people...
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Also, should I alter the capacity of the revolver at all?
I feel like it would be cheating one way or the other if I don't keep it at a standard six.
>>16619127
You know Homura lived in the end to spend eternity with her lesbian lover
>>16619337
Yeah, against Madoka's will.
guys,someone help me,every time i make a thread it dies really fast. can someone explain to me how the system works?
make a thread that start off by talking about relationships
then switch abruptly to the subject that you really want to talk about
that's how it works
>>16619125
that is the thing,i AM trying to talk about relationships(atleast something about relationships) and the thread still dies without anyone replying so i thought i was doing something wrong
Don't make the post a huge brick of text that nobody wants to read. What's your question my friend?
hey /adv/ im stuck in the middle of an argument with my mom and dad and i dont know what to do.
my mom wants me to join the army to pay for my college, but i really dont want to join. my dads mostly on my side, saying that its not necessary and he can pay it off if he has to. i already had a meeting with a recruiter, and its pissing me off how she keeps bringing up the army is the best choice for me. all of this started because of a stupid recruiter coming to my grandmas door saying he would really want to talk to me because of my ASVAB score. my mom keeps bringing up...
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>>16619113
If you don't want to then don't. Find your own way to pay the college bills.
Your dad isn't sheltering you so much as she'd have you believe. He's doing what any Father would do when they care about your immediate being.
She's being a cunt by trying to push you into the military. And only for that reason is she a cunt.
I can't help you much more than you would help yourself. If you want to help yourself then take matters into your own hands. Learn, work, and enjoy.
>>16619113
my dad was the same way for a long time. In these peoples minds its +A quick job +A quick, reasonably high paying job, especially if you commission, and +a job that can lead to better jobs down the road
This is all grand of course but the military generally fucking blows. My philosophy is to never get stuck in a job you hate, and you would be contractually stuck in a job that you would hate for fucking .years.
So to me, it's not worth it. As far as your mother is concerned, you just have to put your...
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>>16619113
Hahhahahaaa
The wolfs hat
Good album
How can you tell the difference between when there's a fight or issue in a relationship and either:
A. The other person understands, isn't bothered by it long term and will let it go
Or
B. They're getting sick of you, this is a deal breaker, they're reconsidering the relationship, ect
And just generally speaking. Not really alluding to any specific situation of mine. If people want to posts situations and see if anyone has advice that's cool too.
trust your gut man. if they care youll feel it
YOULL KNOW MAN
YOULL KNOW
YOU. JUST. KNOW.
people can feel it. like when someone doesnt like you YOU KNOW
or when a girl is into you. you might not feel it right away but maybe later youll even think. wait was she into me? PROBABLY MAN. IF YOU THINK SHE MIGHT OF BEEN THEN SHE MIGHT OF BEEN BRO
anyway if youre in some seriously shitty relationship you should ditch boat before it gets ugly. trust me man
TRUST ME
IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
DONT. BE. THAT. LOSER. WHO. STICKS....
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>>16619462
What if it's about a problem you have that isn't neccesarily terrible but really doesn't work well with their personality or temperament. Say one person occasionally suffers from bouts of depression and anxiety. Not neccesarily insane ones and it's not constant if anyhing brief episodes. They may be quiet and sad, or anxious, or maybe cry and feel uneasy. The other person has OCD, ADD, and tends to get frustrated and bothered by little things easily. Sometimes angry and says things they don't...
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I got a lot of free time and am super bored. I want something creative that I can do with my hands. With low start up costs, and doesn't take up a lot of space. Any suggestions? What hobbies do you guys do and enjoy?
>>16619066
Sex
I myself lift. Not bodybuilding, just doing heavy barbell strength training and it's worderfull, because it improves another aspects of life like eating, dicipline, health and a better, athletic aparence.
If it is nothing for you and you really want to craft things then I would try smithing, or maybe composing music or drawing if heavy stuff is not for you.
>>16619072
I should've said, Ideally it would be something I could do by myself
>>16619311
smithing seems like it would have a pretty high startup cost and take up a lot of space
She said she loves me a few days back, and I said I reciprocated, but she hasn't texted me since then and only tries to call me when I'm asleep. What gives?
Pic unrelated.
>she only calls me when I'm asleep
Is this a long distance relationship op ?
If so ,it will never workout .sorry.
>match with this chick on Tinder
>really hit it off
>seriously dig each other
>be me
>have a wart on my dick
>getting it frozen off next week
How do I maneuver this situation?
Just don't fuck her until your dick's all good
>>16619005
Chances are she'll stop talking to you by that time.
>>16619067
I know, it's a tricky situation.
I graduated with a degree in cs this winter and I wanted to ask all the current and former stem people about the prevalence of drug usage while you were in school.
I went to lunch with a friend I graduated with who told me how she was freaking out about a drug test she had to take for a job. She casually told me that she took adderall a couple times during the semester and was worried about popping. She also told me who the distributor was and about who else we both knew that was taking it.
Of course I have heard about it on the more spergy boards of 4chan but...
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Not lying to your doctor to get a legal adderall script.
Shameful
Hi /adv/, I need some help
I'm going to a party soon and there's this guy that always tests me and pushes me. How do I deal with him if:
>He enters my personal space
>Asks me personal questions
>Calls me nicknames
>Pressures me into doing things
>Anything else disrespectful or mocking in front of people
Without ruining the mood, how do I effectively deal with him? This will be of course,...
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>>16618987
If it comes to a certain point, it's best to just hit him in the face. People will respect you for standing up for yourself. If it's not particularly over the line, send the fire back with words.
Still, if he's that much of a dick, just fucking rock his shit with a right hook.
Fuck the mood this guy is obviously a homo and not that cool kind call his bluff and ask him if he's gay for you or some shit.
Then embarrass him by telling him to hop off your dick.
Guys.
Is it wrong to wish that you were never born?
Pic completely unrelated.
>>16618969
Nah, no one asked to be born. We were spawned against our will to suffer.
>>16618973
But what if my irreversible suffering is of my own making?
What if I just dont want to have ever existed because there isnt anything worth living for, let alone striving towards.
many people do wish they were never born
so it's not uncommon
is it wrong? that's a tricky question ust like suicide, abortion, etc
so it depends on the point of view