I need some help. I got a very important math test tomorrow. I was unable to review it due to studying other subjects I literally knew nothing about. I need some help understanding at least the formula and Mathematic term of mid to advanced algebra.
Here's what I know:
>Add, subtract, multiply, divide
>Decimals, fractions, negative numbers.
>Percents, price increase/decrease, parenthesis
What I don't know:
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>>16814670
Holy shit Op how old are you?
>inb4 18
Holy shit are you in 7th grade?
>>16814731
>>16814747
Hivemind.
I want to fuck my cousin..
Any tips?
>>16814592
Yeah, use your dick
From someone who fucked his aunt twice, it's easier than some random chick.
>>16814601
Greentext pls
So I've been in a relationship for 3 years and now I'm about to end my senior year of highschool. My girlfriend didn't finish highschool because of financial issues but just got her GED. I love her more than my family at this point and she's my best friend. I just don't know if long distance will work. I'll be at a university and she'll be attending community college. Is college just better while single in general or should I try to save my relationship? I've never had a tougher choice in my life..
>>16814434
Long distance relationship never works. Its common sense. Do what you have to do.
Don't vreak up! Me and my now wife dated 2 years as a ldr without ever meeting we met on twitter and we was a ldr for 2 years like I said then we met and everything was perfect we was together for 3 years and she was in college but I wasn't i was training to be a professional Wrestler and then we went into a ldr again when I was signed by a Japanese wrestling company and so we was in ldr another year now I'm back state side and I'm signed onto a nice wrestling promotion I make around $70,000 a year and she teaches P.E making around $40,000 a year and were...
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>>16814434
You can try but LDR are always hard, unless you're deeply in love and find it easy to be faithful and loyal to your SO.
If you believe you need to enjoy the "college experience" single then end it before it's too late and try not to whine if things don't work out as you thought. That's the risk you'll have to face.
Hey adv, I have a friend who is depressed (and a 4channer), could you give me some images or links i could use to brighten his day? pls
>>16814361
Perhaps a the light from a shotgun blast to the face will cheer him up :)
You could kill him and dance on the body. That cheers me up every time. And sometimes the bodies as well.
>>16814390
I'll suggest to try that, thanks :)
How does one get a job if they're fresh out of high school with no work experience?
>>16814359
>if they're fresh out of high school
You must be joking if you think that's a problem at your age. Just go to a fast food or retail job or if you're really lucky and can land one, an office job
>>16814359
by applying to every single job, even ones they dont want or know they wont get. this way you at least get the chance to interview and learn how to properly do an interview.
ask your parents, ask your friends, ask your friends parents, ask your teachers, ask every single employee of every single store you enter if they know anywhere thats hiring (though make good small talk with the employees first).
most every job i had before this one i got based on a recommendation.
>>16814376
nobody will hire us anymore
nobody fuckign wants us
so many places use some bullshit "online application" process that's pretty much copypaste everywhere and you are never sure if anyone will ever even see your name or if it worked right.
>go in person
yeah, nah
that doesn't work anymore
nobody wants us anymore
I met a girl that looks exactly like jessica alba
I'm 25 (but look 20-22)
I'm hoping she is at least 19 but she might as well be 16-17.
>What to do if she is younger than 19?
>Also even if she is 19, would she be too young for me?
It's not everyday one finds a qt3.14 of such proportions and potential.
>>16814344
Just talk to her and find out. If her actual age bothers you enough then stop. The only thing you will actually regret is never talking to her.
Get used to jail, creep
why would you want a 16 yearold who looks like a 34 yearold?
What are the best condoms? Pic related is what I usually buy but they're not doing it for me anymore
I've tried some other "ultra thin" Trojans but they're shitty too. I can't not use condoms for reasons although soon she's getting an implant contraceptive.
For the time being, recommend me some good condoms
Kimono Micro Thin
I used romed's. Cheapest, shittiest brand out there. They make gloves and thermometers. Felt like fucking with a car tie around muh dick, but I could last a long time.
>>16814223
I don't need to last a long time
My issue is I last too long using these shitty condoms
I will call my doctor tomorrow but I'll write it anyway since yesterday i'm having extreme anxiety attacks or wathever they are, they just come out of the blue and they are very intense, they last about 30/40 minutes. I feel dread, confused, paranoid and mildly dazed, I keep having weird extremely pessimistic thoughts accompanied by slight headache and nausea. Anyone ever experienced this?
>>16814131
One many years ago, its pretty awful. Eliminate the stress factors in your life if you can.
>>16814149
jesus christ, I felt like I was dying, and couldn't think straight but yeah it's probably due to stress conditions
>>16814192
I thought I was having a heart attack, but then some logic kicked in. It helps to focus on breathing, or at least so I have heard.
There's this girl who lives in the town over from me. She's down to fuck, even without any further strings attached.
Problem is, she's got crazy butterface, and while I haven't got much else going on and would love to sleep with her, we share a lot of friends on facebook, and she's the type of person who's always posting pictures of the people she's hanging out with and shit.
How can I get my hands on her without her posting pictures of us hanging out to facebook? If I go over there, it'll likely involve me spending the night,...
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>>16814105
Oh, if it's not obvious, I don't want people to know I'm fucking this girl. Given how we only slightly know each other through different people, it's likely gonna give the game away if I'm so much as seen at her place.
>>16814105
Wear a mask
>>16814117
Well I doubt she's going to fuck me if she knows I'm ashamed to be seen with her.
my family makes me want to commit
what should I do?
I'm too emotionally attached to my parents but they have been verbally and emotionally abusive for most of my life and my dad threatened to kill me with him once.
Commit to what
>>16814088
>my dad threatened to kill me with him once.
And you didn't immediately pick a knife and kill your dad?
Seriously, people, did you not learn fucking ANYTHING from Buddhism? If you meet your father, kill your father. If you meet the Buddha, kill the Buddha.
And no, I am NOT joking.
Fucking hell.
My estranged father just contacted me last night.
We haven't spoken for a decade after the end of an exceedingly messy 8-year custody battle following the divorce of my parents when I was 4 years old.
I've only imagined that he's hated me for deserting him ever since.
I'm just short of 22 now, and a complete fucking wreck.
I've no motivation to do anything with what remains of my life and I've no friends to speak of.
The half of my family that "won" me in court a decade ago clearly all feel disillusioned with what...
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plz respon
>>16814028
how did he reach out?
>>16814165
Sent a conversation request on FB-messenger; No message.
Stay with me here, /adv/:
>in the near future, casual sex with a small number of close friends who for the most part will be the norm (see e.g. the rates for 18-29y/o casual sex going up, while the # of sexual partners goes down)
>people will still date seriously and couple up, and your group of FWBs will be part of what you have to offer your s.o.; so the more attractive, the better
>people in these groups will be more tight-knit and better at sharing resources because sex = social...
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You can go anything if you put your mind to it. Don't give up OP. Stay strong.
sounds like a nightmare.
also what about sex robots and vr n' shiet
>>16814068
people who use those will be more likely to fail to breed and therefore disappear... eventually.
My girl found out im bi.
What do?
Why do you have to do anything?
I'm openly bi and really do not give fucks about who knows. If someone can't accept the fact that I like men then I don't want to date them anyway.
Stop being a degenerate and fuck off?
>>16813971
Are you in an exclusive relationship with her?
If so, just carry on.
Good evening bois
I want to kill myself
I simply constantly feel like shit, and can't cope with it anymore.
Hanging by using a belt seems like the most conveniant method for my case, but I have no idea how to go over this shit. Tried to read up a lot about it, but a bunch of sites that I found explain it in different ways.
Would highly appreciate if anybody could offer some help
Have you tried any treatments for depression? Some people have to try a few meds before they find one that works, and some find that therapy helps a lot more than meds and they have to put more work into that.
Fuck, I'm getting ECT (my fifth treatment is tomorrow.).
There's really no reason to give up hope for recovery, OP. Hell, I tried 14 medications before getting approved for ECT and I'm still not giving up.
too stupid to kill yourself?
wow you must really be depressed
step1: attach belt to doorhandle
step2: attach other end to neck
step3: throw your legs out from underneath you
step4: die
Lulz
I'm supposed to meet a girl I found on Tinder later tonight.
I'm a massage therapist, so she said she wants me to come over and give her a massage.
She lives with her mom, but says she's chill and okay with her having guys over.
We both said we're not looking for anything serious.
How do I not fuck this up? Do's and don'ts?
Not expecting to fuck tonight. Maybe just makeout/oral sex.
If it helps she's 18, I'm 22.
>>16813886
shes using you for a free massage. this will end with 'oh im too sleepy' for sex or some shit. i do this ALL the time.
>>16813886
Touch her butt and titties. Dont use oil so you can lay her down on her bed and plow her ripe fields
>>16813886
If all she wants is a massage then kinda withhold it for a while. Tease her.