I caught them. What do I do?
Well obviously a counter curse or a ward spell. Just check the commonly asked question threads newfag.
>>16856224
Attempt to exist at an elevated intensity.
>get goat horns
>get red paint
>get some rags
>find out where they hold their rituals
>get an airblower
>find a way for you and the air to get into the room
>get naked
>cover ALL of your body in red paint
>even your face and hair
>proceed to glue the horns to your...
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>tfw royally fucked up and pissed off my dad to the point where he chased me to try and beat the shit out of me
>tfw literally not paying for anything anymore
>tfw day by day goes by and I realize how disadvantaged I am without his monetary aid
Haha I fucked up so bad. He's still an absolute piece of shit but whoa was I an idiot last week!
>>16856211
What you did OP?
Just a small story not a 5 post green text
>>16856225
I made him angry
there u go famlee
>>16856230
Bet you're a lazy wise ass.
I'm about to get into a relationship with a girl(first time) and I'm really insecure about my size.
You're above average for the US and about average for most of Europe
Relax and watch less TEEN SMASHED BY MASSIVE COCK
>>16856214
Second that, altough size does matter, unless you are like 3 inches don't worry about shit
Anon you're supposed to measure bone pressed. I did the know that until two weeks ago (I'm 22) and I thought myself small. So much suffering could have been avoided. So I'm just spreading the good word when I can.
I have family telling me that employers for entry level jobs will track down my IP, contact my ISP and look for my download and browsing history. How accurate is this?
Lol, what? Hell no they won't, unless you apply for NSA or something, and they'll already know so it would be counter-intuitive.
>>16856185
You just have paranoid family members. My parents are like that too. If they knew what an IP was, they'd probably have told me the same thing.
Everything >>16856191 said.
Lmao your parents are clueless and that would require a court order
I have a large assignment due on Tuesday, would it be better to start tonight or tomorrow morning?
>>16856148
Tonight.
Tonight you will write down the schedule for tomorrow morning.
So I am thinking of killing myself.
I am also very very drunk, and I've been seeing a psychologist the previous 3 months.
I realize that my actual problems aren't bigger than average people in any country that isn't mine and there's millions of people worse off than me.
In my mind, this is irrelevant.
Do I kill myself now, or do I go to my nearest hospital and tell them what's going on in my mind even though that's probably a fucking degenerate speaking?
http://strawpoll.me/6941881
Never mind this.
Let it die.
Go to the nearest hospital
>>16856163
I will.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
So I wasn't able to convince my boyfriend until 4 months into our relationship to have sex, he would hardly even cuddle or kiss aside from lite dabs. That was a few months ago and it's been great since. The sex for whatever reason is never spontaneous. It's been great, he is very passionate and loving. He spent the night for a few days. After he left though earlier today I found Viagra and suboxone wrappers he must of forgot in my bathroom. I don't think it's a performance issue because he's a lot more affectionate and happier on the days we have...
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I don't know. Maybe he doesn't find you attractive and has to sort of "force" himself
You do realize communication is maybe the most important aspect of a successful relationship, right...?
>>16856130
I don't think so. He's a bit of an odd ball, I've tried talking to him about and he's said he has problems connecting with people and depression and would come to it when he was ready. The only person who knows him on a deep level is his best friend who was surprised he took agreed to date me apparently he hasn't been with someone in four years so I most have something working for me? He's a bit of a social recluse so it's hard to get to know him.
>>16856130
Shit advice
You want to make her feel like it's her fault?.
OP i had a lot of trouble with my ex GF too, everyone is different, i had a combo of issues that i had to fix.
But the more i invested in the relationship, the more erections i had, she even got a little fat and i liked her even more.
You just have to make him invest more
Anybody recognize this? I looked into it, and it doesn't bring up any bands or anything.
Where did you get it?
Any other details about whatever that thing is?
>>16856086
The picture made my eyes blurry. Wait, the picture is just blurry. Can we get a better pic?
I am finally at a point where I could really improve myself. But I have no motivation to. How do I keep up motivation? I often find i sabotage myself.
>>16856082
read books about people greater than you doing the things you wanna do. like lifting weights? read arnold schwartzenegger's books. total recall is a good one.
read tim fucking grover's (coach for michael jordan) "relentless". i promise you wont be disappointed.
watch videos of people you admire. motivation is all around you. just gotta know where to look.
what do you want to improve on anon?
>>16856127
I want to get to get decent at surfing, I want to learn to program and I want to get aesthetic. I've stopped playing vidya, but now I just waste my days in other ways.
>>16856082
You just need a very strong reason to keep doing what you are doing. For instance, when I want to keep studying but have no motivation for it, I try to remember every time that I've been bullied, and that I must end up making more money than they do. For me, that's something that is above anything that may try to pull me out of my routine.
How do I go about finding a dude to buy sexy shit for me?
I'm willing to take pictures to get the stuff, I just don't know where to find a dude.
I know guys like this exist
That's a weird looking ring...
>>16856069
It's a SPECIAL ring, anon
>>16856073
What's so 'special' about it?
So here's the deal in a short summary:
>Had my first and only time having sex with a chick from college, came inside her, this was the seventh of july of 2014
>Worth to notice that she was having sex with at least 2 other guys around the same period of time.
>The next day I bought a contraceptive pill and made her take it, don't remember its commercial name but it was Levonorgestrel, I was told by the pharmacist that sold it that it I had 72 hours at most, to make her take it.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
No. Don't think about it. Don't accept any possibility of it. Do not let your one time having sex with some slut grip your bank account by the balls.
Extremely unlikely. If you're really curious you can chat her up, but I'd bet money it was just some other guy.
My girlfriend was inside of her mom for 11 months strangely. But that does not pertain to you. Deff not your baby.
What does it mean when a girl says she is "taking to you" and talks to your friends about and asks about you?
It means shes interested in you, you autist
>>16856051
ok ty
Sup guys
This girl I talk to online and that I text pretty often wants to meet me this week. She lives across the country and is willing to buy a plane ticket and stay at my house for a few days. I'm 19 and don't know how to ask my parents if its alright. I'm not really close with my family, I usually don't talk to them about personal matters. I could finally lose my virginity but dont how to discuss this with my parents, quite nervous too.
>what do?
>meet qt on tinder
>she's coming over in 30 minutes
>family is gone for two hours
Wat do? This is obviously a hook up but i dont want anyone to know, wat do?
>>16856033
Hook up and be done with it. Simple as that.
Netflix, movies, tv, whatever bruh, nothing too interesting though
Just treat her like you would any other friend, then shut your brain off, say "hey come here", and kiss her, then things should take off from there. or just don't be a oussy and when your sitting next to her at some point when you look at eachother just kiss
How'd it go OP? Did you survive?
I started smoking weed about 2 and a half years ago. I smoked it on the regular, about 2 days a week increasing to near enough every single day up until last summer. In mid/late September I started taking MDMA more regularly. From September to late November my high felt a lot different, I felt more on edge and as if something wasn't right whilst stoned.
At the end of November found that if I smoked after using MDMA I felt very paranoid. I put this down to low blood sugar as when I felt this way I was always hungry. In the past this had happened whilst simply smoking weed. Stopped using both simultaneously but continued separately.
Since December I have found that whenever I am high, regardless of how much I have smoked I feel uncomfortable. My head feels strange and I feel the need to hold on to it otherwise I feel uneasy. It’s a strange sort of piercing feeling, not particularly painful but uncomfortable. If I am not occupying myself I get restless and agitated, my thoughts race and I am unable to simply relax. I always feel as if there is tension in the room.
Is this due to MDMA use or is it down to something else? I used to very much enjoy smoking weed but this problem has ruined it. Any advice would be helpful
Stop smoking weed. It is anxiolytic in some people, myself included.
>>16856032
420 chan is prolly better place to help. 4chan is weird about drugs.
>>16856032
How often do you use MDMA? And when you say "smoking after using MDMA", how long after?