So last night I had sex with this guy I've been seeing for a little bit. It's the first time I had sex in a while, and when I wake up a few hours later in his bed, next to him, there's a total blood bath. My period isn't supposed to start for another 2 1/2 weeks. There was blood everywhere. He wakes up shortly after me and he looked really disgusted and mad. And then he said "you can just leave now" I offered to wash the sheets and everything.
I'm really embarrassed and ashamed. His reaction just made me feel even shittier.
My...
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Orgasms can initiate periods. Don't be ashamed, there it really nothing you could have consciously done about it.
Ha! If you know who he is, you can text him a rambling, explanation / apology. Otherwise go on about your day. Hope you guys don't have too many friends in common, you're about to become his hookup horror story.
kek, op. But you're right, he should have handled it more maturely, given you were more than just sex buddies.
I need help guys.
Is telling someone that you love them a way of getting over them?
>know girl for 7 years
>despite legitimately strong friendship, kept my love a secret
>friendship started because I liked her but there was a missed connection
>asked her out on a date, said yes, was late coming home for me to pick her up and since i was carpooling with another couple and we were seeing a movie, we had to go
>get...
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Nothing will come out of it either way. You should quit talking her though.
>>16856729
I thought I could probably avoid all of this by just cutting off all contact but I don't think that'll keep her from re-entering my mind down the road, especially since she always messages or calls me every few months. If nothing will come of it either way, then I probably have nothing to lose and it might help me to get it off my chest?
>be about a year ago
>accidentally find gfs porn stash on her phone
>pic of sexy blonde girl naked solo
>the fuck
>she freaks the fuck out and takes phone from me
>starts hysterically freaking out telling me to get out and leave, explaining she has felt bicurious and just can appreciate a woman's body too
>try to calm her down, tell her I obviously don't...
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you're so retarded, just because she has her own personal attraction to women doesn't mean she wants you involved in it
>>16856713
She said no.
Fuck off faggot.
>>16856719
yeah anon, just because her fetishes are fine and should be accepted doesn't mean yours should be.
>>16856713
shit lord.
So i've liked this girl I know for a while now and i'm tired of being alone and not doing anything about it. What should I do?
pic not related
>>16856706
Do what ever you feel like doing.
You want to talk to her, talk to her.
You want to date her, take her out on a date.
You want to play video games, stay home and play video games.
WTF are you expecting? A step by step instruction manual on how to live your life?
>>16856707
Except some advice on how to do so would be nice. I don't want to just go "Hey I really like you maybe we could date sometime?" and then awkward silence for 5 minutes and then "no"
>>16856721
You have more control over your life than you think. What do you like about her? Is she pretty or cool or smart. Tell her her I think you're <attribute> wanna get lunch sometime? If she says no it's whatever. But she might say yes then ask for her number or whatever then leave
Guys I want to fuck my wife's sister. Am I weird? It's not that she's even that attractive (I'd say a solid 7) but the situation just turns me on thinking about it.
>>16856700its not weird at all, but you must resist. your life and well being depend on it. there is like less than 1% chance your wife will be okay to fuck her sister, now what if you try to cheat? what if the sister tells on you? just resist only suffering awaits you. develop a new fetish, you said it yourself shes not even that hot, so its not her, its her role,
i know i *want* to transition. this is what i want.
i wish i was so carefree, but liabilities like my siblings, or how my family may view me can ruin my life in one way regardless of transitioning improving it in another. i know the typical response to this would be "then who needs them", but I do. I would never discard a family member for such a reason, they would come first.
life is full of risks and awards and it's how we balance these things that dictate the quality of our lives.
so while i agree life is short, it's what you do in...
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>>16856699
You should not base major life decisions on the opinions of the worst people on the internet.
It's never worth it, OP. It sounds good, but it isn't. Surgery or not, in the end it isn't the same at all, and you'll feel it, and it'll be too late to go back.
As shitty as it may sound, there's (currently) nothing that will get you where precisely where you want to be, only shitty mock-ups that try to imitate the real deal, and it sucks.
So, no. Don't do it. But talk to someone about it, someone sensible, someone who knows what they are talking about. Not other trans.
MtFs just look like guys with gyno and long hair
I've come to talk about normal, "platonic" relationships, but it seems like most of /adv/ is really just focused on how to get fucked. Is there any reason why for many people Sex is their raison d'ĂȘtre *tips fedora*?
Seriously. How come Europeans and Americans are so sex-centered? Or am I just imagining things? After all, this IS 4chan.
Anyway, I seek advice myself. Assume one looks much, much older than he actually is. Let's say that person is 18 but could easily pass for mid-20's to late-20's. Will that person be more successful...
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>Is there any reason why for many people Sex is their raison d'ĂȘtre
I don't see people as anything more as objects of sexual attraction, convenience or sources of money
>>16856696
Depends on the culture. Different cultures often have different values and expectations of that kind that get in the way of healthy relationships. For example, through the lens of my culture you sounds like an insufferable, arrogant cunt. But in your culture it may be normal and OK to begin a conversation by declaring your superiority to entire continents full of people. It's differences like that that get in the way sometimes. More significant differences are often related to sex, since some cultures absolutely...
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>>16856725
It was an attempt to get people to reply. I didn't declare that these traits are inferior though. That was not my intent.
It's not really an issue for me, it's just strange sometimes. Like you said, some people are extremely strict about these issues but then again, on the other side you have people who only think about having sex, getting drunk etc.
But yes, the post is incredibly smug. Accompanied by a smug picture.
I am (obviously, because I'm on 4chan) not good with women. Until recently I had 0 luck. Now things happened and I took this girl out to get coffee, watch the sunset, and just hang out for a few hours.
anyways its been a week or so, now I want to take her out to do something that's not *too* date-ey because it's only the second time we've hung out. Anyone have ideas for something to do? I feel like an expensive / fancy dinner is a little too forward but I'm open to anything.
>>16856689
>not too date-ey
wtf are your intentions? if youre looking for a relationship you need to start acting like it son
if you talk casually and a few times a month she is not going to see you as a partner.
that said, seek out things to do in your city, any recreational activity will work. museum, parks, beach, ice skating, roller blading, mini-golf, etc.
at the end of the day, you can invite her back to your place, watch a movie/show and cuddle, this way youre making it obv youre...
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>>16856697
Well I kinda thought the third date would be the one where it's like "dating". That was my perception anyway. Like I said, I'm 18 and I've literally never dated besides taking a girl to a movie once. I also live in a pretty small area of towns with no cool activities nearby. I was thinking maybe taking her to the boardwalk at night and getting food possibly? Or is that too boring /similar to last time?
Visit a zoo or a museum, if she likes that kind of stuff and get some food or coffee afterwards is also a possibility. Perhaps go watch a movie.
You could go for a picnic or go to the beach together, take a walk in the woods.
It really comes down to what you like to do and what she likes to do.
I was having a totally normal day and all of the sudden I started to feel kind of sick.
I went to the bathroom and I had crazy diarrhea, like a ton of it.
My stomach was rumbling and upset for like two hours and I kept having to go but it was all water.
What the hell happened to me?
I eat rather healthy and I hadn't eaten much today.
I'm sort of terrified of throwing up so this whole thing has me feeling quite anxious.
Any words from the wise?
You've probably picked up a norovirus infection. Pretty much nothing you can do except suffer and stay hydrated until it gets through your system.
Wow dude I went through the same thing the last 2 days but it just stopped suddenly today... I guess drinking a lot helped me.
I didn't need meds or a doctor or anything. Just be careful if you think you need to fart... :/
I need help figuring out what the fuck to do in my situation
>diagnosed with more severe assburger's
>doctor doesn't want me working until I get therapy and some type of social training
>already fucked up under some job coach programs, I generally tend to break down during extended stress
>insurance runs out, move with parents far away
>try to make friends
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How old are you, Anon? I'm 19 and have Autism too. I do attend Uni and have a part-time job, but even that can get stressful for me. I still feel like a fucking 10 year old too.
>>16856687
Sounds like you should move back in with your parents and find a way to get more therapy, bro.
Mental stuff is really tough because it feels like there's no way out, but there is. Granted, there are no simple fixes, but if you work with a professional, over time, you'll be able to live a normal and fulfilling life.
And honestly, there's no shame in taking autismbux if you're putting them toward getting help. That's literally what they're there for.
>end up getting talked to about my supervisor about my performance despite how hard I tried
>despite how hard I tried
What happens when I go to the bank, but the teller can't figure out how to count cash. "I tried!" Not good enough.
... and that's a hard lesson, anon, but a good one. Most of the time, you don't get points for trying. You tried and failed, and that's a hard lesson, but an important one. I know that spergs have a hard time understanding what the rest...
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I have a problem. This is the story:
So about two days ago, I went to college blah blah blah, I've been talking to this girl trying to get closer to her, because I really want to smash. So on that day, around 9 am she finished her class and was about to go home. She had texted me, and asked where I was. I told her I was on my way, on the train.
The truth was that I was getting a mornign high, and I was already around the area. So I smoke with an ex, we're just cool. And this new girl knwos we brok up. That day I was smoking wth her(my ex).
So towrds the end...
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Lie till you die I suppose.
you could always try not smoking weed you degenerate
the truth will set you free
you know what you must do, look inside of yourself and stop avoiding what your intuition is trying to tell you. if this statement confuses you then you've smoked too much weed and are beyond saving.
So I had to do a drug test at work because of a customers mistake regarding equipment. Long story short, I tried to distill my piss with water and Vinegar and I doubt it's going to work. But the plus side is they won't hear back from the lab for 4-5 Business days.
Should I just quit, or wait to be fired? By the way, all I do is smoke pot because the work I do is back breaking, could never afford a medical card out here.
>distilling piss
You fucked up OP. You should've gotten clean pee from someone and used that. Distilling it is obvious and you can be fired just for trying to fudge the results of the test.
>>16856677
Great that doesn't answer my question though.
How do I into fetishes with the gf?
Been together for 2.5 years and I'm happy with our sex life, but I also kind of want to spice it up a little. We've done a tiny bit of role play kind of, like she dressed up as a sexy school girl a few times, and it was cool but nothing special and it was a wile ago. Like personally getting a footjob would be fucking amazing because she has soft cute little feet, and I'm sure she has some little kink I wouldn't mind going along with too, I noticed she's like cleaned her ass area a lot more, not sure if just because...
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Uhhh...communicate?
"Do you want to try something I've been thinking about?"
"Sure, what?"
"Can you make me cum with your feet?
"lol sure op"
It's literally that easy.
>>16856665
I know I probably am over thinking, we can literally talk about pretty much anything at this point, it just still feels like this would be awkward, I don't want her to be weirded out and say no and just kill the mood/make things awkward for that day
Welp I went to sleep thinking about it and now I have woken up thinking about it to ill never fucking get it off my chest, been worrying since 2012 now, will always irritate the fuck out of me since the first chance I had to get laid was ended by the fact my dick is only 6" by 5"
>Girlfriend of 5 months, bout get it on kissing under sheets while removing clothing.
>Before I even get it out sister comes home and we had to stop.
>Almost positive she felt my dick and knew...
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As a 5 inch guy this is making me feel better about myself, thanks OP.
>>16856685
This is exactly what he wants, fuck this guy
>>16856691
He wants us to understand that some people will forever externalize blame for their problems because they don't want to acknowledge the real root of their problems? And that a guy with an above average penis wailing about how his tiny penis is what's made him unsuccessful with women is hilarious?
Anyone here had a viral chest infection before? I went to the doc and he told me to just deal with it (as i expected).
I don't care about the coughing, but i can't handle this fucking CONSTANT build up of mucus in my throat every fucking second and the sound it makes when i try and breathe.
Does anyone know how how long it takes to clear or any remedies that will give one ONE. FUCKING. NIGHTS. SLEEP?
>>16856649
Taking an expectorant like Mucinex may help.
>>16856649
drink a shit-ton of hot tea, you might have to pee but it's better than nothing
ginger and mint are good if you have them, but really it's the heat and liquid you need
>>16856664
Alright I'll try this. What about the recovery period? What am i looking at? I've been coughing and unable to sleep for a good 5 days now.