Guy on the left. Swimwear, underwear, jeans, pants, shirts.
>>16898080
Dat ass
you could fucking bounce a quarter off that ass
I want to fucking die, how do I stop that feeling?
Well, by killing yourself of course.
Or you could tell us what is troubling you.
Have you tried doing anything differently to normal?
Find something worth living for.
/adv/ I need your help. One last advice.
I'll greentext:
>be fatty 6'5" 360lbs mediocre facial aesthetics
>start exercising. become 265lbs become classified chubby but under clothes
>join university applicant chat
>chat with one girl whos applying to the same thing as me
>were hitting it off really cool
>i have adopted a lot of normie traits throughout the years thoComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Bump. This is what I look like in good clothing
Might as well go for it, what is there to lose? I went on a tinder date a couple weeks back. I didn't know how it was going to go and I was scared of messing up. I also just got out of a very long term relationship of 3 years. It was a fun experience and I would do it again, but I'm not in the mood to date atm.
You look like a normal guy to me, I don't see why she would be turned off.
>>16898156
Lol faggot you don't look that bad. Keep lifting and fuck that hoe.
When's a good time to swooce in and get the rebound off a breakup?
It's been three weeks and he ex is now with another chick and she is still hung over him.
Is now a good time to swooce in? I figure maybe because her ex has a new gf and she wants someone with her? Idk.
I think it's best to be careful with this. The timing is important.
I recommend plotting a course.
[spoiler]Intercourse[/spoiler]
>>16898011
>>16898039
God damint /adv/ you have some good taste in YTP.
yeah if her ex has a new girlfriend already then you're probably good to go
Girl I dated for 2 years broke up with me a month ago and is already basically in love with another guy. Ive been feeling so shitty lately and im still friends with her but it hurts. She says she loved me but I feel like if she did it would have taken her longer to get over me. What do you guys think? wat do?
>>16897998
You aren't friends. You're just clinging on to your cheating fucker of an ex and she's putting up with you purely out of guilt for cheating on you. No one can move on that fast unless they already had something lined up. Stop contact 100% so you can focus on healing yourself mentally.
I've been with (and easily gotten over) tens of women but the _image_ of my last gf won't get out of my head and it's driving me up the goddamn wall. Don't miss her bitchy personality, it's all her body, let me list this shit out:
>Average face. White with a little native american. Thin arms, narrow shoulders and super thin waist. Flat stomach.
>LONG legs, big soft thighs, super wide hips, gigantic yet firm ass. Breastfeeding-sized nipples despite having c-cups, a real mouthful
>Like 160lbs.
>Basically i guess what I'm describing here is a fertility goddess incarnate. Shame she liked to get drunk and cheat on me because I miss having this bounce around my house.
I'm afraid I can never find skinny women attractive ever again but I don't care because since her I love this type so much. Her body made sex so interesting and fun and passionate. I've cuddled with all kinds of women but she was by far the best to cuddle with, I really can't put into words how sexy AND comfortable it was to be able to wrap my entire body around a big sexy ass (I'm a skinny fucker). When i was laying on my back and she held me with a big warm soft thigh over my midsection... holy fuck. Anyway I'm not trying to write an erotic novel here but it does feel better to let this out.
How do I meet/where do I find more women like this? (I don't like black girls.) Is this body type common or uncommon? Am I a shallow piece of shit for looking for my next gf based totally on this body type?
Fuck man
>>16897995
>I'm not trying to write an erotic nove
Well damn Anon, you almost did though. Left me with a semi.
>Am I a shallow piece of shit for looking for my next gf based totally on this body type?
Honestly yes, i think so. Who knows, maybe there's a girl out there with a body type that gets you going even more than your previous gf? Or maybe you're just infatuated with her still, you could just give it some time and let...
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>>16898023
>maybe you're just infatuated with her still, you could just give it some time and let the feelings fade away.
But that's the freaky part, it's been like 5 months, I was 100% glad she was gone for the first 3 or so but the past several weeks seems like I just miss her more and more, like I forget all the drama and bullshit and only remember the amazing shit that happened in my bed with her interesting body. Wtf ?
>>16897995
Her legs freak me the fuck out. But to each their own. Everyone has a type they like.
I want to get help but I don't want to be put on medication. Can anyone help ?
Go see a counselor/therapist and not a Psychiatrist. The former helps you sort out mental problems, the latter medicates mental disorders.
>>16897928
I'm scare though...what if they just send me straight to a hospital ...
>>16897939
Speaking as someone who sees a counselor regularly AND is also on medication for depression and anxiety, I can tell you that (1) the only situation that they're going to do that in is if you literally say "When I leave this session, I'm going to kill myself/others." Even if you say you're feeling suicidal, they're not going to commit you. At least, in my experience they won't.
During my first session, she asked me if I felt suicidal, and I said "sometimes." He...
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I'm a 24 year old male currently just testing the waters with this girl I'm interested in. However the topic of sex hasn't really come up yet, and my sexual history is a little weird. I was chronically sexually abused as a kid and was a male hooker for awhile. After coming to a point of healing; my sexual pallet is very limited, sensitive and extremely vanilla (Not that I can't be passionate) . How do I bring this up in an organic manner without it seeming like sex is all I'm interested in? I just know if she's not on the same wavelength sexually...
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Wait until sex is actually on the cards. Don't bring it up yet, because she might not want sex with you.
If you do both want to fuck, you don't have to tell her everything. Just say you want to go slow, etc. I'm sure if she said the same thing to you, you would respect it.
Only if things are getting into a serious relationship should you consider telling her about your history.
>>16898029
I'd like to bring it up before things get too serious and before initiating sex, so I don't get too hurt. I've come to use sex as a means for intimacy and sensitivity.
>>16898185
>I've come to use sex as a means for intimacy and sensitivity.
Well, there's the main issue. Maybe you can try to become more familiar and comfortable with verbal communication. It would make you less reliant on sex (which you're worried about because of your history) and more able to talk about things (which you struggle to do and rely on sex instead). It seems a vicious cycle.
So I have been having this dull pain in the back of my head on the left side near my ear. I noticed it around beginning of December and figured it was nothing. February came and I still had it. I decided to go to a doctor and he said I had a Sinus Infection and a Muscle Strain. Gave me some antibiotics and some Muscle Relaxers and within the first few days I noticed a slight change. By the end of the medication I barely felt the pain and the only time I really noticed it was when I leaned on that side of the head. Recently (this week in particular) I've been getting headaches...
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Maybe you're sleeping in a weird way. You could try changing your pillows. Or sleeping on your back maybe?
You should talk to your doctor again. But don't believe the "pills solve everything meme". Imo if he just gives you some pills don't take them, that won't solve your problem in the long run.
>>16897930
Yeah he gave me 3 different types of pills and I only took the antibiotics.
The other problem is my friends and family get mad at me when I bring it up since I don't look wrong to them
What would you do if you only had a year to live? And what's the point in working toward anything if you're going to die anyway (whether it's a year or not)?
>>16897899
I am living for the people around me.
That's it.
Death would be much less stressful.
> what's the point in working toward anything if you're going to die anyway
What, were you expecting to live forever? People die, countries die, planets die, even the sun will eventually stop burning. Nothing lasts forever, make the best out of the time you have.
>>16897899
First thing's first, I'd never come back to this website in that time. Take a trip, act reckless and see what happens. There'd be no worries about the future so anything goes.
I'm a senior in high school, I have 2 quizzes tomorrow, and it's already 11 and I haven't studied at all. How have you dealt with similar situations or senioritis in general? Thanks
>adderall
>accept failure
Pick one. Unless you have a gifted memory you're fucked
>>16897893
Where can I even get Adderall?
College is a scam unless maybe you're going to be a doctor or lawyer. You grades don't really matter because otherwise you can get into really any community college (if you want to actually pursue higher education) and get a useless degree in anything.
I'm going to a weeaboo convention soon and I want to make new weaboo friends but how do I do that?
I have ok social skills with people i already know but I don't really know how to talk to strangers. how do i get them into a conversation with me? maybe get a qt grill
If they're wearing a costume, it'll be super easy. "I love your costume! I'm Anon. Nice to meet you."
If they're not, you're already sharing a common interest by being at a weeaboo convention, so that's an INSTANT conversation starter, for guy friends and grills alike.
Just go for it man. If they hate you, you never have to see them again. If they like you, you've made a new friend. It's really not a bad situation.
get numbers and bond over shared interests
super easy to do at cons
anon keep in mind that socialization depends largely on the context, at least if you're bad at it
what I mean is that at something like a convention, a different level of sociability is assumed as compared to the workplace, the dmv, etc. if someone doesn't want to talk, move on. no big deal. just be mindful that your environment encourages it, so there's no need to feel self conscious
tl;dr Being social at a convention is normal and by not doing it, you can seem even more strange than by initiating random conversation
Almost 3 months now.
Still trying to get over her.
I don't want to send this text but I feel compelled to...
>still trying
How? What are you doing?
>>16897874
Nothing...to be honest. I got a fuck buddy for a while but it didn't really help.
>>16897852
Who broke up with who
So my girlfriend really wants to travel and I just don't.
I think it would be a waste of money and time off work, making money. Needless to say, i'm keen to do other stuff, like movies, dinner etc etc, more intimate stuff.
I've tried talking to her about it, telling her I don't mind if she wants to go travel, but she got offended and has been shitty at me since, saying things like "I always wanted to go travel Europe with my partner, I can't believe you want to go. "
Now I was straight up with her about the whole travel...
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Watch Taken with her
Oh boy, i'm just like you. I think your dilemma is kind of a "warning example" for me. I share your opinion that travelling abroad to foreign countries just for leisure is a huge waste of money. The only advice i can give you is to break up. When i meet a partner, i intend to make it clear from the start that i'm not the kind of guy who wants to go on "vacations". I'm all up for leisure time, but financially there is a limit to how much i consider it reasonable to spend on such things.
>>16897860
We've watched it, no effect.
>>16897862
Yeah I think a lot from it stems form the fact that shes younger then me and still lives with her parents.
But even laying it out straight up with it, she thinks im being selfish and feels like im holding her back. When im like, go do these things then, I dont have to be there holding your hand every single second of every single day...
I suspect my roommate has been smoking cigarettes in our room so I've been half intentionally eating food he really dislikes the smell of to get back at him. Is this petty? I haven't directly asked him if he smokes in here because I kind of feel bad
I'm half basing this off of him being a Chinese international student and hearing from literally every friend of mine who has had one that they don't get that its not okay to smoke indoors. Since I'm a poc as well I get that its annoying af to be generalized against
Still, there have been 3...
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oh
>>16897826
beta uprising
>>16898022
is this actually such a beta thing to do