Ok here's the run down I'm 27,from ohio, out of school, I'm employed, No car, I catch the bus or use uber to get around,alot of my friends moved out of state, The one's still here only like to go to bars and drink, still a virgin,I masturbate frequently every single day, it only causes me to want to have sex more, but I have no clue how to go about satisfying that desire. I also refuse to get my own place or apartment again until I either find a reliable roommate or I'm in a position where my chances of getting laid are higher, cause it's boring...
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>>16924472
pay an escort
get the first one outta the way
>>16924480
I've thought about that actually, but I have no idea how or where to find a reliable one with reasonable prices without fear of it being a set up.Any input on that?
Because it would absolutely SUCK if I got arrested for simply trying to lose my virginity.
You have to be sociable in order to meet girls that want to have sex with you. Go out and drink with your friends.
Getting out there and meeting new people will give you more opportunities to accomplish your goal. Roll the dice and keep going 'til you're gone.
How do I stop drinking without going to Alcoholics Anonymous?
V A P O R W A V E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=51&v=SrrlxKE9kbk
Stop buying alcohol.
>>16924467
Thanks, I'm cured.
This is probably a weird one, but here goes.
Through my whole life, I've always been called a liar, about everything. Everything from taking the last biscuit to calling the neighbour a series of unsavoury names. Growing up my parents always called me a liar whenever they asked me about something, my classmates thought I lied all the time, and every so often for no discernible reason someone will pin some really unbelievable shit on me and really lay into me about how it's true when I know 100% it isn't, and it's usually different people.
It's...
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Sounds like it's just a rumor that persists because you haven't replaced it with anything more interesting or positive. People who believe the rumor must not know you very well - I'm guessing people make these assumptions about your personality because you're pretty isolated. In the end, you're the one responsible for your own image.
Perhaps you are a compulsive liar? Or you are just surrounded by shitty people. People who talk.
>>16924449
I'd considered that it could be rumours, but it'd be spanning the best part of 20 years, and among people who, as far as I know, have never met or been in touch with each other.
>>16924463
I have genuinely wondered if I'm a compulsive liar. I thought that compulsive liars were aware of telling lies but just did it sort of automatically and without considering it beforehand?
I guess I do have the rotten luck to get to know people who are...
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Why is it so goddamn hard to do work? Whether it's working on yourself or for other people, it feels like an uphill battle every single time. Is there some secret recipe to be motivated to work or are we just meant to suffer as humans?
>we
speak for yourself nigga. i got out of that rut a long time ago. it's been a helluva ride and liberating to finally do things for yourself and not think of it as "work".
>>16924344
how do?
>>16924322
What are vitamins and diet like, is it balanced and healthy?
That old saying "You are what you eat" is true. >Eat shit feel like shit.
>Eat low energy foods have a low energy day.
Anyone here with social anxiety that's managed to get a girlfriend?
How did you do it?
I got over my social anxiety.
It took me half a decade plus of actively forcing myself to do things I hated until I got over it.
I went from scared to answer doors/phones/order food, to giving no fucks and being able to make friends with literally anyone anywhere and having it be one of my favorite idle pass-times (just go to a restaurant/microbrew, sit at the bar with a meal and a drink, and make idle chitchat with total strangers).
Anons right best advice for you is get out there and chat it up
>>16924321
honestly I did it by being friends first. everybody says "oh that doesn't work, you'll get friendzoned etc etc" but it has worked fine for me.
I need some advice about a girl. We work for the same company in different offices, 700 miles apart. We were talking a lot over our company chat (we're in the same department, and despite being remote she was my boss for a short period) and met at the Christmas party. We instantly hit it off, I went back to hers after, got intimate. I felt a strong connection and she said she did too. We've been talking since and I planned to meet her at Easter, she's been hinting at more and more.
A few days ago, she said she's been fooling around with a guy friend...
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>>16924099
This is why they say not to shit where you eat. Congratulations, you fucked up and this won't go away until either of you leave the company. Oh, and you better act normal towards her, because otherwise people will say you're not good at working with other people.
>>16924099
congrats anon from your OP i deem you too competent to get help here
you know much much better than anyone here what you feel/want and i'm sure you can find a way to act that wont be pants on head retarded
gl mate
>>16924099
Optimistically speaking I would like to say that people are not static and maybe she has learned a lesson from this and changed for the better.
Alternatively this is her true character and chances are things like this might happen again. Long term relationships rarely turn out well and mixing romance with work is also a big risk.
I'd recommend trying to get back to being friends at least, but not going any further.
Discourage me from doing a bachelor's degree in comp sci in parallell with medical school (second year med student here). Assume money is not an issue.
You will not have the time.
Period.
>>16924028
Ever heard of distance education? Comp sci bachelor programs at a distance are a thing, at least where I live (Scandinavia).
Är du en idiot?
Unless you have an eidetic memory, you can forget about it. And no, sheer will is not going to get you there
I don't see why should I even try to improve myself. I'm just fed up with life, everything seems pointless. Why should I make efforts to pursue long-term "happiness"? I'm not even edgy, I genuinely can't feel. I'm an alcoholic and internet addict and nothing else satisfies me. It feels incredibly pointless and empty to even try simple things that would make me happy such as meditation.
So? Kill yourself if nothing has value to you.
>>16923902
>I dont see why should i even try to improve myself.
for yourself.
>everythign seems pointless
the universe is pointless. life presents choice. choice is the only thing that can give our lives meaning, if we choose to let it.
>why should i make efforts to pursue long term happiness
you are a being with emotions. happy makes you feel good. its literally what happy is. to not pursue happiness...
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just make sure you see the sun for 10-30min every day, make sure you work out to the point of feeling sore bc of it 2-4/wk, limit fapping to 1/day max.
if you are doing all those things and you feel like everything is pointless. its because it is. hopefully you'll meet some other people or find something online that temporarily distracts you and bc you've done those things you'll be a decent enough person to enjoy it/them/her
oh also make sure you go cold turkey on the drinking for at least 7 days every quarter, you need to track that and if going...
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step....
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How do I make actual small talk with a girl via FB chat? I feel like I can't ask something on chat without making it sound like that's the real and only reason I'm texting her. I want to ask her to meet me irl to hang out but I should chat a bit before asking right? Or is it better to just straight away ask her?
>>16923777
Depends on if you know her IRL. If you do, go ahead and ask her out.
If you don't... no one's going to be able to tell you how to have a conversation... That's something that can only be learned first hand... and at this point that's a skill you've either built up or you haven't... (fyi the way you build up a skill, is you do it and get something called, "experience"). So you may as well just ask her out.
>>16923823
Thanks. Yes I know her irl, it's just that I haven't seen her in a long ish while now. I'm not awkward talking face to face, I just really hate texting/talking on FB and never really had to rely on it but there's no other way to meet her by now.
If a girl smiles at you on the bus, or she notices you, or she goes out of her way to look at you or she does anything at all to show interest in you, what are you supposed to do? How do I deal with this?
Is it just a "notice her and smile back" back and forth exchange? Do you just pretend she doesn't even exist?
I'm insecure as fuck as evidenced by this desperate post. It's not like I have the stuff to go at her all like "hey babe, how yer dewin"
I had this problem a few weeks ago with this girl I would see everyday.
I just kept being autistic and did nothing and within a week the attraction feelings went away.
Make words with your mouth. Go sit next to her. Reciprocate the affection.
Trust me. If you can just blank your worries out for 5 seconds and force your body to go do that, one of three things will happen
1) They'll have been flirting with you and be delighted you're flirting back, and it will be great and giggly and fun
2) They won't have been flirting with you but your confidence in approaching them will at least net you a friend, if not cause them to start flirting
3) They won't have been even looking at you and will be confused as to what...
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It's really not complicated; just smile back.
Talk to her if you feel like it but you don't have to.
i was introduced to a friend of a friend a few months ago. I thought nothing of it until she texted me one night a few weeks back telling me she was really into me, and she came over and we fucked.
since then I only see her on weekends where we'll take turns at our different places.
last night she came over again but really drunk. she told me she's liked me for a long time and wants to date me. I have no interest in dating right now, and my mind last night was in no condition to give a proper answer. right int the middle of sex she starting crying and saying...
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>>16923112
>just suck it up and date her?
>not really my type at all
>embarrassed to introduce her to my parents
Uh...no. Never date someone out of pity. You're only going to end up hurting her more. Stop being FWB, end it and move on.
>>16923112
Women are similar to parasites.
She is using sex to lure you into a relationship.
Let me explain...
Women do not enjoy sex for pleasure's sake, it's either to validate her own ego and assuage her own anxieties about how desirable she is or it's to lure a man into a relationship so that eventually he will provide for her and her offspring.
She's probably not even that much attracted to you physically because if she was she would not have been as straightforward with...
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>>16923112
>>16923112
Don't fuck her if you don't want to date her. If she's not your type why did you have sex with her? Srsly let the poor girl go.
I've had these weird memories about when I was a kid which I've always just passed off as delusions, but this weekend I was going through some shit on my dad's computer and found some videos of me being molested by my uncle when I was like 8 or 9. I still cant believe it but it also explains so much. What would you do /adv/?
>>16922209
depends on who you are now.
who are you, anon?
>>16922209
cool.
i would definitely try and get some money out of it.
>>16922231
I'm in college now, but I can't remember all of the details about what happened to me. I've watched the videos and now I now a little more but there's still someone else in the them besides just my uncle and I don't know who they are. I mean, my dad had them on his computer so maybe he was involved?
My boyfriend always wants sex and I don't know what to do. I've been dating this guy for 4 months and he is THE best boyfriend I've ever had. He's extremely nice, respectful, charming, funny, trustworthy, great looks and he has a great career but I just absolutely hate how pushy he is about sex and how much he wants it. He wants to have sex every time we see each other.
Then he makes me want it so bad by playing with my clit. Every time we see each other, he asks before hand to have sex and I usually have sex but he just makes me want it so bad. He's...
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>>16921660
You are, you made the mistake of not posting your babylons
>>16921660
Don't see the problem here fampai.
young men are crazy. Older men won't pester you for sex. That's why most women prefer older men.
How do I get over knowing that my GF's ex had a huge dick? I'm below average and now I feel completely sexually inadequate. Like I feel like I lost my sex drive completely and I can't even look at her or myself.
We were really drunk and talking about random things and pregnancy came up. My mom is a labor and delivery nurse so I've heard some horror stories and I said "I can't believe a vagina can recover from that." and my GF laughed and said "A vagina is pretty resilient, I mean if I can take a dick almost the size of my own wrist...
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Forcefully fuck your girlfriends ex boyfriend is the ass to assert your dominance over him and show them both who the real boss man is.
>>16920126
Sex God Method book, don't ask me how to get it. That's all. If she thinks about him while she's with you then it's time to find a new girl; as the problem is way bigger than dick size. It's a mental issue she has that is her problem, not the shape of your dick
Maybe you shouldn't be dating someone who drinks enough to let her tongue get that loose. Your mom is an educated and respected member of society. I imagine the fruit did not fall far from the tree in that respect. Pencil dick or not, can you not do better (and more respectably, for the sake of your upbringing) than a girlfriend who gloats about another man's dick to her own boyfriend? I know she was drunk. I've been drunk too. I've also managed to respect my responsibilities and dignity by knowing where to stop drinking and stop talking.
Please I need ways to stay fully mentally immersed for hours. I need to be NEET for 3 months and have nothing to do, I can't leave the house, I'm bedridden. I need time to move fast, and for that I need to stay fully occupied mentally.
Netflix and reading
>>16925473
Netflix, anime, do you have any videogame consoles at your disposal? How good is your computer/laptop? I can recommend some games. Rogue-likes can consume hours and hours of your day for instance.
>>16925473
Play an autism game, like Pokemon or Terraria. Each can easily sink several hundred hours in 8 hour bursts.
With Pokemon, your time would involve:
>determine a team, possibly using spreadsheets and damage calculators
>breed the team in-game to have idea stats and or be kawaii as fuck
>train the team
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