i dont know what to do anymore. ive been a complete asshole at school and everybody hates me. i want to dig myself out of this hole but i cant. any suggestions
Turn 18
>>16929527
thats in 5 years
inb4 too young for 4chan
>>16929502
Speak only when spoken to. Be polite and courteous. Smile and wait it out.
>sitting and sketching during professor's lecture
>qt behind me compliments my sketch at the end of class and we talk for a few minutes about drawing
A-Are we married now?
I don't know how these things work
she may be interested she may not
go talk to her you fucking sperg
She wants your D
And by D I mean Drawing
>>16929433
How the FUCK do I talk to girls? She's sitting by her friends all the time too like how do you even do this? I'm being honest here this flummoxes me to no end
Hot girl, sends me a snapchat with the promposalday filter. Ignored it because I thought she was joking. She wasn't. Its been a week. What to do /adv?
>>16929406
I'm a senior 18 shes a junior 17.
Well if it's one week ago and you haven't talked to her she probably took it as a rejection and moved on
>>16929406
Say you didn't take it seriously because you thought she was out of your league, I guess. There's no surefire way to fix something like this.
I'm going to be graduating soon and I'll probably never see the girl I have a crush on. I kind of just want to get it off my chest and tell her that she's literally the cutest girl I've ever seen in my life. is this okay to do? if so how would I do it?
It's a great idea to ask the girl out and see how that goes, but it's NOT a great idea to pour your soul out to her and tell her she's "the cutest girl you've ever seen in my life."
The former will almost certainly get you a date. The latter will almost certainly get you a weird look.
>>16929392
You definitely want to let her know. Even if it doesn't lead anywhere, at least you won't live in regret thinking about what could've been.
>>16929507
>>16929451
How do I say this?
Hey Im from the USA and have 2 german backpacker girls staying at my house for a while. They are out of my league so hookup isn't realistic. But in Germany saunas are mixed gender and nude....so if I hire out a sauna and act casual like "hey lets do a sauna" is that a good plan to get them naked or will they be too aware that the rest of the world wears clothes in the sauna ?
>>16929370
>They are out of my league
no they arent. they are staying at your house ffs dude. Just pick one you like and sneak in at night, what are they gonna do ? scream ?
>>16929370
They'll see through it immediately. Women know what men want. Now that's only a problem for you if they don't also want it.
just hide a camera in the bathroom you stupid creep.
Why am I unable to comprehend or remember pages that I have just read? If I'm quizzed on the details or even the general ideas of what I just read, I'm unable to answer correctly. I don't know why it's taken me this long to discover this. It's probably because all reading comprehension tests I've taken at a high school level and lower have all had the reading material present when answering the questions about the material, so I could just scan the material for the answer to each question. I need to figure out what's wrong with me before I...
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Happens to me, when I read history, it takes me a while to actually process and understand the info.
>>16929337
SQ3R
>>16929337
You might just be stupid. If you don't understand what you read, you won't remember it. You can probably compensate by working harder. Good luck.
I think I come here, and 4chan as a whole, to get bothered by people and annoyed by their shitty opinions. I get some sick satisfaction from arguing with people who don't share my viewpoint.
I'm a really affable, normal guy in real life, and everyone says I'm the last person they ever see angry. Why do I do this here?
>Why do I do this here?
It's anonymous you dumbass and there are no repercussions for anything you say here. Do your friends also tell you you're a moron because you lack any common sense or logical thinking to realize this on your own?
>see what I just did
>>16929391
i'm more impressed he dusted of the Noid.
Midlife crisis, op?
>>16929721
Can't avoid the Noid breh
Got new weed and now I'm happy, is it better than last time guys? I made a post a while back I'll show u what I got the first time, but this time supposedly i got 2 grams of lemon trainwreck from my friend. She's my middleman and I paid $30 for 2 grams, last time I paid $15 for 1. This new shit is dank as fuck. Just thought I'd share with you guys and also ask if I got the good part of the bud.
>last post
Oops this is the image*
You obviously don't have a tolerance; anything will be 'dank' to you. Don't ever brag about strain names, they mean literally nothing unless they came from a legitimate medicinal shoppe, because dealers just say cool words like "green crack" and "banana thundercock". There is no way for you to know if they are actually those strains, and even if they are, it's mostly the growing process, harvest timing, curing and storage that affect quality.
Your weed looks okay, I think it is probably 2 grams. Depending on your area, 15...
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these boys are like a family to me, but they've honestly been getting tiresome as fuck lately.
one's like a 9/10 chad sex addict but he'd do anything for me.
another's a weeb ass motherfucker but we have the most in common, however he's definitely closeted and has feelings for me (feels me up and shit when we get wasted, etc.)
and #3 is probably the most chill, but all he does is talk shit about the others and constantly asks me for advice about everything.
i love these guys but goddamn i've been thinking a lot about just dropping their asses. have any of you guys ever gone through a phase like this? i don't want to do anything if i'm just being a little bitch. i've just been irritated by them more often than not lately and im not an irritable person at all. idk
>>16929286
Initials?
>>16929286
>like a family to me
>(feels me up and shit when we get wasted, etc.)
>>16929286
no because i enjoy life
A warehouse job that hired on the spot instantly within a 25 minute interview. No background. Yea, birth certificate and social security card needed and other info for payroll though.
Is this a good sign or a bad sign? I mean, does this sound like some scammy shit?
However,
-the ware house is severely understaffed
have people working 12-16 hour shifts if they agree to it (says they'll give double time)
I'm just concerned since a friend took this job. Just seems a little strange, or is this normal of warehouse jobs?
>>16929228
it's a shitty paying labour job so I'd say it's normal, especially if they're desperate
so long as they have the payroll stuff set up it's fine. not all companies do background checks.
>>16929235
Alright, thanks.
>>16929228
It is probably a tough job and they will get on your case for stupid shit like checking your phone or being 2 minutes late for your shift.
Generally if they hire you that quickly and they are "understaffed" it is because they are working people to death, paying them slightly above minimum wage, and then taking the attitude of
> Hurr durr fucking spoiled millenials don't want to work for a living!
The key part of that is "LIVING" as in...
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Why would a girl make you think she wasn't with anyone, even a guy friend?
Avoid slut shaming
>>16929269
???
>>16929269
Hahaha
I want a big family, how can I reasonably get one in the modern world?
I'm 24, male, white, good with money. Single and willing to move anywhere to make this happen.
Find bitch
Bang bitch multiple times
Remember to forget protection
/thread
It's really difficult to do this monogamously. You'd basically have to keep a girl aged 18-23 consistently pregnant for 12 years. If you start any older than that you start risking birth defects.
Become a Mormon, Catholic, or Southern Baptist.
I've had a crush on a girl for over a year and decided to tell her that.
She responded that it's difficult for her to feel the same way, because she doesn't know me well enough and has reservations about people in general. She says I'm smart and good-looking and thus far she sees no reason why she couldn't eventually fall for me. I agreed that it was premature of me but I had to break the news because I was losing my mind and couldn't stop thinking about her. After that comment, her messages have been containing more smiley faces than before.
It's...
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Maybe she wants to like you but can't.
If I like a guy I usually know after about 2 months of knowing him and talking to him regularly.
>>16929194
There are so many fish in the sea that there's no reason why you should wait two years to lose your virginity to any girl.
>>16929221
I think that's effectively what she told me. She sees plenty of reasons to like me but it just hasn't clicked, "yet". I wonder how I could find out for sure though. She's coming over for a weekend sometime this or next month. We've always met in public before so that could turn out to be interesting.
life keeps telling me to smoke weed, what do I do? I genuinely want to quit, but the universe just won't let me.
>interest rate 49.250%
you should kill yourself if that's yours.
>>16929186
it isn't that bad?
>>16929178
What kind of credit card has a 49% interest rate?
My boyfriend's bros like to invite me over along with my bf and we all chill and drink and talk. Not all the time, but at least like three times a month. Boyfriend has his own bro time with them too.
BF and I have been together for 6 years, so I am kinda considering all of us friends (granted, I know if bf and I ever ended, they probably wouldn't talk to me).
But it's really chill and nice and we all get along and have fun. My boyfriend and I rarely have issues.
However, I noticed a lot of the time, they do talk a lot of crap about each...
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they hate you and one of these times they're all gonna gangrape you
>>16929173
even my boyfriend?
>>16929181
i think you should try and forget about it, OP.
do they invite any of the other chicks to come out? i think the fact that they go out of their way to invite you to hang with them shows that they're cool with you.