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Why do you guys keep making porn of Jubilee and Magik? You know both of them are canon virgins right?
>>615390
>the canon meaning anything.
Buddy this is a board where I've seen Antiques Roadshow porn, canon means dick diddly
>>615390
Rogue can't have sex either, but people keep making porn of her.
>>615754
Depends, they keep going back and forth on if she can control her powers or not. And too be fair it was always because she herself was a retard. When other people mind controlled her or possessed her they had no problem touching people.
tim drake is canon virgin, but what he should have is a menege a trois with cass and steph
>>615771
Tim Drake is the only guy Jubilee has ever kissed
Magik's captivity in Limbo for years almost guarantees implied rape. The demons put her through every OTHER kind of torture after all.
>>615390
Outside of the hymen, which is more of a hindrance than a help to the enjoyment of sex, virginity is a social construct that only has as much value as an individual psychologically assigns to it.
>>615464
Would... would you mind terribly?
I have never had the pleasure.
>>616011
Get the fuck out
>>616011
Fuck off tumblr
>>615878
>implying demons have cocks
>>615766
>And too be fair it was always because she herself was a retard. When other people mind controlled her or possessed her they had no problem touching people.
Oh god are there examples of this? I've always had an irrational hatred of Rogue and would love proof that she's a fucking moron.
>>620184
I wonder if it has anything to do with her accidentally absorbing a few guys she was going out with as a teenager. As I recall, the sudden influx of a strangers memories nearly drove her insane.
>>620069
>implying cocks are necessary for rape
>>620184
I think there is one where Karma or Betsy possessed her mind.
Also she had the lowest intelligence score of any of the xmen on the cards. Lower than gambit and lower than Jubilee who is a legit C and D student
I am too lazy to find what issue or if it is an annual but it is after Psylocke joins the xmen but before inferno someone possesses Rogue but they can control her powers.
>>615390
1. Canon has never stopped anyone from making porn. People make porn of creatures that aren't even suppose to have sex organs.
2. For a lot of people learning that their virgins would only make porn of them more appealing.
3. How do you know they're virgins? Have they actually said that in some comic? Are you just assuming they're virgins by default until there's canon confirmation that they've had sex?
>>620640
Only way either of them aren't virgins is if they had one night stands or if Illyana was raped.
Illyana was 7, then spent 7 years in limbo, then was on the new mutants where she never had a boy friend, then became 7 again, then died, then only recently came back to life and never had a male love interest
Jubilee was 13, kissed Robin but then they had to go to different dimensions. Had a crush on a nigger, but he went for the muslim girl and then died. Then the other guy she was close to got crucified. And then from that point on she hasn't been shown to have a boy friend or mentioned having one.
In secret wars both girls were lesbians.
>>620646
>Only way either of them aren't virgins is if they had one night stands or if Illyana was raped.
And why is either of them having casual sex off panel so implausible?
>>620682
Because they make 0 reference to it at any point
>>620692
If a character has never mentioned eating meat, do you assume they must be a vegetarian?
>>615390
>thinking this has stopped anyone
>>620972
If a character is 13 And you see their whole life and they are still only 17 and they don't even make a passing reference then you can assume they are virgins.
They showed kitty getting fucked tons of times
>>615390
Because r34 kiddo.
>If it exists, there is porn of it.
>>616011
While I'm understand what you're trying to say, if you're actually being serious, you could be less of a pretentious shit about it and just say "What does it matter?"
>>621450
I felt like sounding like an overly verbose asshole is a language the weirdo uptight autists who obsess over concepts like "pure virgin waifus" might understand.
>>621495
Nah it just makes you sound like a bitter Tumblr land whale who wants to be valued even though you weigh 200 lbs and Fuck niggers.
Besides there is an observable difference. Ie women who had no premarital sex partners have a 6% divorce rate where as a woman who has fucked even 1 guy before her husband has a 1/5 divorce rate within 5 years and it just goes up from there
>>615390
Wait a min, didn't Jubillee (adult vampire) have a consensual sexy Vamp neck biting session with X-23?
You can't tell me thats not as intimate as having sex.
I'm sure that the thing that's "coming" they shouldn't watch is just a nice tickle fight and nothing sexual.
>>620692
Jubliee is a fucking single mother retard.
>>621613
She stole the baby. It isn't her biological kid, vampires can't give birth. Read battle of the atom, she finds a baby and decides to keep it
>>621588
Jubilee isn't an adult. She is 17. And how is it more intimate than Jean or chuck mind fucking everyone or rogue touching people?
What if this is an elaborate ploy by op to get porn?
>>620646
>>621446
anon, you seem really hung up on the idea that just because a female character is 7 or 13 or whatever, that that somehow guarantees that she's still a virgin?? I'm not sure you understand how sex works. Do you somehow think your virginity remains intact until you hit a certain age?
I mean, nevermind the whole "these are fictional characters and they can be whatever you want them to be" side of things... the way you word these posts seems to imply you believe that being 17 and under somehow makes it impossible to have had a sexual history unless it's been explicitly stated by Word of God.
Illyana may well just be the biggest most voracious lesbian sexual predator roaming the halls of Xavier's mansion, secretly devouring mutant cunny in the pitch of night-- an insatiable lust she acquired during her time in the fires of hell... and none of the faculty will step in because they are all complicit in one way or another.
I mean, just as a for example, anon...
>>622181
>a disney book involving a girl who fucks a bunch of dudes when she is 12 or a vampire who engages in casual sex off page
Comic books aren't real life anon. Marvel and DC don't make their teen girls whores unless it is part of the character like X-23
Why does virginity trigger /co/ and /aco/ so much?
>>623268
People hate the idea that their waifus have sex lives.
>>623347
No, I mean /aco/ and /co/ flip the fuck out if you say you prefer virgins. Like some guy on /co/ went into a rant about how he wishes thought police existed so that he could make it illegal for people to prefer virgins
>>621632
>Jubilee isn't an adult. She is 17.
Really? Man, that's a lot of time compression. She's only aged 4 years in the last 27 years of real time.
>>623964
She also became a vampire
>>623964
She became a vampire in 2010. And too be fair, Husk, M, and Jono are all adults now. Pixie depending on how you read the phrase "she's legal in canada" "And whales" is older than Jubilee.
>>621572
I'm a dude, bro.
I just think it's weird that y'all wizards have convinced yerselves that finding a "pure" waifu and getting married forever is better than bedding someone who know how to do it and aren't all awkward and bleed-y the first time.
Like...you go down the "I have given myself agoraphobia, I post on /r9k/, I would give anything to be in a for-life relationship with just one single person because I can't even imagine more than one single person in the world being willing to love me" rabbit hole too far and you become OP, the guy who gets mad at fap material not following canon.
It's not a great headspace to let yourself fall into.
>>615390
>implying canon matters at fucking all
I know for a fact Kataara has never been anally raped by a space monster but I'll be damned if I didn't jerk off to it earlier
>>626074
>try to claim you are some cool dude who fucked Tons of bitches
>literally on a board dedicated to jerking off to cartoon porn
>>626074
>It's not a great headspace to let yourself fall into.
Says a guy who here's off to cartoon porn
>>626165
>not jerking off to canon only
>>621627
haven't you ever seen hotel transylvania you dumb fuck
>>629550
Do you even comics faggot? In Marvel, vampires can't give birth. The stupid nigger writing the book wanted to make Jubilee a teen mom and the editors were like fuck you faggot vampires can't give birth so he decided to make her steal an asian baby from fucking hungry
>>615390
Bump
Virginity exists to be discarded. If you have it you should get rid of it like a bad habit.
>>631926
>there are people who want this thread to exist
what?
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>>631951
>Marrying a girl who isn't a virgin
What are you a fucking cuckold?
>>632320
I'm a bull.
>>632384
>implying
>>632388
You can pretend that I fuck your waifu and that you get to raise my sonfu if it gets you off.
>>632474
>someone on 4chan who jerks off to cartoons
>cucking anyone
>>632320
>Rejecting a woman for not being a virgin
>In the 21st century
Are you also holding out for a bride who's father will pay a good dowry?
>>632320
Calm down, Abdul.
>>632320
What are you a thirteen year old?
>>633625
>>633717
>>633970
>entering into a contract with a woman where she will get half of your shit upon termination
>not demanding a virgin for that
which says nothing of the fact that girls who were virgins before marriage had like a 1/20 divorce rate and girls who had 1 sexual partner have a 1/5 divorce rate in 5 years. And the more dudes she's fucked the hire the divorce rate.
Marrying a nonvirgin is just asking for your shit to get stolen, it is like going out of town and leaving all the doors into your house open
>>634045
So you argument is basically that you're a shitty lay so women gravitates away from you, and compensate for this you need a partner with minimal sexual experience so you can keep having shitty sex and never improve in bed?
>>634050
No, my argument is that due to the inherent and significant risks associated with marriage and a system where you get fucked into losing half your shit and pay alimony, why would you engaged in such a risky endeavor with a slut? It's like playing Russian roulette with 5 rounds.
It's like why would you marry a woman when she is 26+ at the start of your marriage? You would be putting yourself at great financial risk for a girl who maybe has 7 more attractive years left if that.
>People replied to OP seriously
>People actually having a conversation about this
>People so desperate for human contact they'll turn a troll thread into an autistic discussion thread
>there are actually people who jerk off to cartoon women on 4chan and then lie about having sex with actual women irl
wew lad
>>621572
For starters, correlation and causation are not the same thing. Also, who the fuck says divorce is somehow bad? That's what you're implying.
>>634045
>>entering into a contract with a woman where she will get half of your shit upon termination
>not signing a pre-nup
It's like if Retardation formed an avatar unto the physical realm.
>>635797
>signing a pre-nup
>willingly marrying someone who you expect to cuck you
>>616211
Not the guy you are talking to but ive got ya covered it think.
>>635812
Oh I was imagining a housewife pleasuring herself on the upturned leg of an antique chair.
>/aco/ thread
>like 2 pics
Make with the dump you lousy animals.
>>615390
You need to reference Jubilee and Magik, and to do so you use THAT image?! That was the first (and to date only Marvel) comic that made me cry! Fuck you for that killed boner!!!
The fuck are you talkin about? I dont see any porn
>>634059
It's good to have a legal binding on paper if you have kids.
>>636191
>having kids
>not exclusively getting women who are already married pregnant so you get to pass your genes on but then don't have to actually waste your life raising kids
>>632320
Virgin sex is THE worst sex.
Horribly awkward, messy, and simultaneously too slow and over too fast.
Tibetans had it right. Let your kids sex travelers, nobody goes into marriage a virgin.
>>635799
Ain't cucking if you're not fucking anymore anyway
>>636458
Now that is some cuck shit right there
>>621830
Then it's failing spectacularly.
>>615390
I have that issue. Very feels.
Is there some awesome secret benefit of marriage that I've never heard of? Y'all niggas put a LOT of stock into an arrangement, that the only benefit of I can see is having a second person in your house to call the ambulance for you when you're 70 years old and slip in the shower.
>>637370
Tax deductions and insurance
>>636458
WELL, I guess I don't have as much to look forward to the first time as I thought I did.
>>637545
He is just being a faggot. Think of it this way, would you rather stick your dick in a fresh can of coke or a can of coke that a dozen other dudes have already stuck their dicks in?
>>637555
>scraping your dick into a sharp aluminum hole
Jeez, no wonder you have no idea what sex actually feels like.
For the record, the first time is awful no matter what your partner's level of experience, because YOU'RE a fucking noob at it.
>>615771
>tim drake is canon virgin, but what he should have is a menege a trois with cass and steph
yeeeeesssss
>this thread is still alive
>>637555
Neither because coke burns your dick like a son of a bitch.
>>644611
>how do you know this?
>>641846
The ship is logical.
>>615390
I do know now
