Part 5!
You are Chris Quill, the royal wizard on a quest for your King to take down the Red Witch, his evil ex!
You've teamed up with an old friend, an Alchemist named Maresi, and you're both currently looking for help for your journey.
Your best bet seems to be this strong orcish woman named "Bradi", and to successfully recruit her, you must best her in a fake barfight and swindle a keg of ale from the tavern!
Good luck!
>>563468
>Part 1
https://desustorage.org/aco/thread/214225/
>Part 2
https://desustorage.org/aco/thread/245195/
>Part 3
https://desustorage.org/aco/thread/490306/
>Part 4
https://desustorage.org/aco/thread/518213/
Or, you can read it all here:
bangquest.tumblr.com
>>563468
you lying.
You are not him. I am probably dreaming about this.
>>563476
SO
Here you are.
A little magical nerd about to get into his very first fight.
You were PLANNING on it being a fake fight, but this lady seems to enjoy an honest tumble too much to let that happen.
As you stand up from the wreckage of the table she threw you into, a hush falls over the tavern, the music stops, and the tension is palpable.
You could palp it.
You've got an entire arsenal of magical tricks and tools at your disposal.
>WHAT DO YOU DO???
>>563490
Puss out
Upon arriving at the tavern, my first action is to run to whatever serves as a toilet - the night prior, I'd been experimenting with some spellcasting ingredients, and by 'experimenting', I mean 'eating', because Maresi, idiot that he is, spent all of our gold on alchemical supplies instead of rations.
Combining my ingredients in such a way, I accidentally casted 'Hordirs' Intestinal Wrath' on myself, and am now punishing the toilet with a +5 Burning torrential downpour of diarrhea.
>>563490
Learn her fetishes
>>563490
Do a cringry JOJO pose in front of her.
Any kind of jojo pose.
>>563490
Throw a coin into the jukebox, like the Smooth Criminal music video, to get some battle music!
All good minibosses have a good tune!
>>563476
Timestop spell.
>>563524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p-5CgWP7Iw
If I might make a song suggestion.
>>563490
Bang me bang you bangaroo
SUPLEX!
>>563490
Duck into a low crouch and attempt to sweep her legs with the staff
>>563490
Scream HULKAMANIA BROTHER and attack with a flying tackle
>>563519
Leapfrogging off that idea, do that and summon our little squid friend on over her to distract her
>>563490
ASSult her with our sextoy
>>563490
Time stop, then ORAORAORAORAORAORA
>>563721
We could come up with a better cry than just cribbing the Kujo family's, surely!
>>563490
Slow her movements like viewtful joe using your time magic.Then set your fists on fire and give her a fire punch
>>563519
You slam out your best fighting pose, it's magically FAB.
You quickly turn your attention to the local band who has ceased their playing and request a kick-ass fight song.
They quickly begin to hammer out a folksy rock song!
>>563571
>>563815
>>563597
As the song gets going, everyone starting to pound on their table to the beat, you do a brilliant swing with your magical staff at Bradi, putting ALL YOUR MIGHT behind this MIGHTY SWING!
>>563817
Too bad ALL YOUR MIGHT is pretty much nothing.
The staff bounces harmlessly from her shin onto the ground.
Listen pal, what've I been telling you? You're weak as hell. Thats WHY you're trying to get this muscle lady on your team.
I get it, you're pretty mana'd out from all those TIME STOPPING spells, so maybe try something else?
>>563819
Bradi regards the staff and chuckles.
She takes a step forward, placing a heavy foot on your shoulder, causing you to fall to the ground.
>"C'mon little man, you must have more than THAT. You'll be easy prey. I thought you wanted to put on a show."
You see a flash of hunger in her eyes.
You're losing the crowd and the battle. Quick! We need something EXCITING!
>WHAT DO YOU DO?
>>563822
Smack her right in the tits.
>>563815
>I was about to post kars pose [picture.
>but, I didn't want to be rude.
>He drew kars pose anyway.
Are you reading my mind?
>>563822
snake between her legs and get behind her. Jump onto her back and take off her bra.
>>563822
bite her foot and while she is trying to gain balance again push her
>>563822
You're a magician, maybe you should, I don't know? Use magic? Try a fireball
>>563840
The first part of what this guy said, but instead of jumping on her, kick her in the back of the knees and give her a wedgie.
>>563822
Okay, this is going to take some modicum of tact, but we're the greatest dick sorcerer this side of the divide.
Use fire magic to augment our punches a little. Not enough to cause permanent damage, and not enough to spark fire into the bar. Just enough to make everything a little flashier and to singe her a little.
We should hopefully have the mana for this because this isn't any real strong magic. Just a bit of flame is all.
>>563877
Kind wish we'd brought mana potions on this little expedition now
>>563877
I think the fire thing is to deal with our lack of strength while still looking swagging as hell. Who needs to be strong when your hands are on fire?
>>563822
she has her vagina wide open
turn the vibrator on our staff on and apply to her junk
>>563817
>filename
>>563877
I think he means try something other than Time spells
>>563884
Well we have an alchemist...
>>563955
true but we agreed on a one on one fight so...
>>563977
he threw her off a fucking staircase last episode
>>564009
Case and point
>been a dick to her this whole quest
>>563912
advanced combat tactics
do this
also after the fight maybe apologize to maresi
>>563822
A fucking punch to the vagoo
>>563822
>>564094
One punch blow to the tit, 'nother one to the pussy
>>563822
tactical motorboat
>>563822
Kiss her foot.
In the heat of battle, her ki will be flowing through her, making her exponentially more sensitive in precious points.
You ponder your next move for a moment.
So far, many of your attempts at overcoming challenge have been the rogue-y or fighter-y way, but no more.
No, it's time you started thinking like a wizard.
>>564177
>>563864
The strongest wizard in the kingdom.
With a determined look, you grip Bradi's ankle with your hand and muster up enough of your magical mojo to transform your palm into a red-hot burn machine!
>>564185
With a burst of movement, you leap up and thrust your palm out to Bradi, flaring your magical fire at the moment of impact.
Though your muscles are laughable, the extra OOMPA of the fiery burst sends Bradi flying across the bar, flames erupting from her bosom!
You may have a chance in this fight yet!
>WHAT'S YOUR NEXT MOVE??
>>564187
Give her your shirt, so she will not be embarassed by sudden nudity in front of bar guests.
Throw Maresi at her! Teeth first
>>564187
Gather all the mana that is left inside of you,take aim with your staff and shot on the conveniently placed chandelier that is right above Bradi right now.
>>564187
throw flaming furniture at her? there is also taking the rest of her clothes off.
>>564187
summon a pikachu!
>>564187
Summon a talkative donkey to bother and exhaust her.
>>564187
Can we do an Auger of Ebrietas type thing and just summon a little bit of an eldritch monstrosity?
Because it would be cool as hell to open a portal to the cosmos real quick and have it shoot out some tentacles to launch that table next to us her way.
>>564187
Control the small flame burst to burn the seems of her bra, doesn't matter if she get singed, shes a tough gall.
Then while she's in shock covering her titties jump on the bar and body slam her from the top. Preferably holding something heavy.
>>564419
Seconding.
>>564419
I don't think she'll care. She's wearing a glorified bikini anyway: she's not exactly a modest one.
>>564231
You quickly reach out your hand and call forth the Lesser Eldritch. He's still recovering from his no-so-fun encounter with Ms. Felati-ow, but you're able to summon his tentacles to do your bidding.
They immediately latch onto a nearby table. You feel the strength of the oozy horror through your hands as you lift the table from the ground!
>>564484
Bradi, after crashing to the ground, groggily sits up. Her bikini burns away into ashes having absorbed most of the fiery blow, and exposes her impressive bust that was just barely contained by the top.
>>564493
You heft the table with all the might of a Lovecraftian horror! The table soars through the air, the band pausing momentarily in awe as is passes by bar patrons in a flash!
>>564187
SHES UP IN THE AIR
SHORYUKEN!
Then make another pose as she hits the ground.
>>564500
The table hits its target with FORCEFUL accuracy! As the large slab of wood slams into Bradi's forehead, an explosive CRACK sounds out through the bar and the table splits in two!
A spurt of blood immediately shoots out from Bradi's head as she stares blankly in surprise, the falls backward, unconscious.
That... that went surprisingly well...
I'm impressed. It LOOKS like you've won your first fight!
The tavern erupts into applause and the bands plays on!
>What do you do??
>>564504
Well shit, we know some healing magic right? Like even just some prestidigitation to staple her skull back together.
>>564504
Collect your reward from the bartender, cover her up a bit and then watch over her until she wakes up.
>>564504
Take orc's body and the ale and leave.
>>564504
Level up.
>>564510
I'm sure Maresi has a potion
(More tomorrow!)
>>564504
Breath heavily for a moment like a badass, then go claim your reward. Have Maresi drag the orc out why the roll the barrel out.
Don't panic about how hard we fucked her up until you're outside. Goddamn goddamn it looks like we killed the poor girl.
>>564527
Much sadness to be had if true. Well, catch ya then.
>>564504
Piss on her face
>>564533
Thirded
BangQuest is the only reason i prowl /aco anymore
>>564504
Cover her up with your vest, then get her to bed.
Make sure she is nice and rested before you continue on your journey.
>>564504
I love the Hercule reference!
Be a gentleman, give her your coat and go get your reward!
Someone have a link to Quest Quest? I can't seem to find episode one, part one in the archive...
>>564533
Fourthed
>>564870
Episode 1 part 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37346691/
The rest start Jan 2015
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=quest+quest
>>564504
Take our spoils from battle by bending Bradi over the bar and raping her right in her asshole/pussy with our magical "rod".
Let's show these bitches just how Alpha Chris is.
>>565051
This, but have the barman give you some gatorade to chug while you are at it, then turn her in for the reward.
>Get paid, get laid, gatorade.
>>565183
That's too conventional of a resolution. Lets subvert expectations and get that reward.
>>565183
We could have Cubie join instead.
>>565228
We need muscle, not fuckmeat.
>>564504
knee slide over to her and cradle her limp body in your arms, then wake her with a magical very bristly kiss
>>565239
The orc girl can be both.
>>565321
We can't lift her are you kidding me
>>565239
I like Cubie better than Braid though...
Will we finally be able to fuck Braed and Skelly?
>>563468
Why'd you switch up the art style? I liked the slightly pixelated mspaint look. I'm still gonna enjoy [fap to] the story, just wondering though.
>>565643
It looks like he just changed to a better drawing program.
>>565643
Started to become a bit of a hassle. Binary is pretty restrictive and I have trouble conveying action with it.
>>565677
Alright that's cool. Keep up the good work bro.
>>565692
Thanks senpai :")
>>564504
Somehow get her up to a room in the tavern, lay her on the bed, tend to her wounds, and when she wakes up she doesn't have to repay you, but she "does have to eat these" and hold out a dish of eggs.
>>564504
I really hope we didn't actually knock her out. The idea of her giving us that crazy look while blood runs down her face is really hot to me for some reason.
>>565735
kek
just cause...
Sharing is caring.....lol
Crap pron is crap..
I'm out! Peace!
Are there more NSFW Quest threads out there? Maybe someone has a desustorage link? Would be very thankful.
>>564533
>>564511
A moment passes as the bar goes back to it's business.
You stare on in surprise at your own.... competence?
Maybe you were just a bit TOO competent. That table looked like it hit with some intense force.
And that's a lot of blood.
>>565979
You tentatively walk over to where Bradi lies motionless on the ground. The barkeep joins you.
>"Well I'll be damned."
He whistles, prodding Bradi with a foot.
>"I didn't even realize who you were. You're the royal wizard! No wonder you could take her out so easily. That'll teach me to make bets willy nilly."
He turns and motions for some tavern workers to lift the barrel of ale.
>"Ah well, worth it to get HER out of my hair. You win."
Bradi's fingers twitch every now and then, and blood continues to pour onto the floor.
>>565985
The three of you sit outside the tavern, a large barrel sits on the ground, nearly full, and a large orcish lady leans heavily on you, blood getting into your hair.
It would seem she's still unconscious.
The sun begins to set. You're gonna want to head out soon, I'd hate for you to have to trek Darkseed Forest at night!
>What's the next move?
>>565985
>Black and white
>Hero punch out in a single punch
>No chris tucker.
>>565991
Don't suppose Maresi has a potion handy for our new friend?
If not, maybe the liquor will wake her up, like smelling salts?
>>565991
Make some small talk with Maresi, apologize for the whole ZA WARUDO toss her off the second floor thing. Try to clean orc lady up a bit and check the time. Its bound to be dark soon.
>>565991
Apologize to Maresi while we wait for the sleeping one to wake up. We've kinda been a massive dickhead lately, and we really should try to make amends. It'll be easier going onward if we're friends and not just partners.
When that's all said and done, if Gnagkni or Bradi or whatever isn't up, maybe see about getting her medical attention. Hopefully our resident alchemist can help.
>>565991
You could try apologizing to Maresi, by offering her a favor coupon to take her to a nice dinner sometime in the future. Bandage up and take care of Bradi and hopefully find a decent inn to sleep in for the night.
>>565997
What've we done so far?
We slapped her ass when we first met her, that pissed her off. We interrupted her fap session, stuck our dick in her ass dry, slapped her across the face, and threw her off a balcony.
Jesus christ
>>565991
Appologize to Maresi and allow her to harvest reagents from Bradi's unconcious body (Orc toenails for a healthy colon?).
Then ask Marsei to pay for a room for the night... Or camping supplies.
>>566061
I mean, if we really have to spend the night, and we can't go back to our rooms because we're supposed to be questing, I'm sure Maresi has a place.
>>565991
Apologize to Maresi for everything, I'm talkin' the slapping, the anal, and throwing her off the balcony make it heartfelt
Then ask her for a health potion for Bradi cause her head looks literally fucked
Hey, I just notice something.
This is the cleanest Bang quest part. I bet the creator notice there is no lewd and tried to slip in some tits.
I demand more tits and pussy!
>>566097
There wasn't any real nudity until like, the third thread
>>563468
WAIT WE DIDN'T GET OUR HAT BACK
MOE SKELETON STILL HAS IT!
>>566154
I'm sure that won't have any horrible repercussions.
>bang quest starts as a narrative that is supposed to lead to a series of sexual encounters
>ends up being a strong adventure story that has butts sometimes
i wuv u guys
>>566365
>we're STILL barely out the gate
This is the only reason I ever come to /aco/ man you have no idea
>>566365
Bruh, you have no idea how long I'm planning on having this go on
Anime adaptation when
>>566395
Only if Imaishi does it.
I'm always coming to /aco/ every some hours to check if there is new shit in this thread. Also, we need more butts
>>566039
>>566092
>>565996
>>565997
>>566005
You look over to the pouting alchemist, Bradi's weight straining your neck, and begin to apologize.
An alchemist is not a toy, no my boy, not a toy.
You try your damnedest to make it sound genuine. Heck, it must actually be genuine.
She responds with a dismissive huff.
>>566462
>"Yeah, well, just make sure it doesn't happen again. The next time you fuck with me, I'll turn you into a dildo and give you to the old forest hag."
She sighs.
She gets up and walks over to Bradi, pulling a vial from her belt and uncorking it with a soft -shlunk!-
>"I'm not too sure about the dosage, given her size, so..."
She tilts Bradi's head back, opening her mouth.
>>566469
>"I'll just pour the rest of the vial."
She proceeds to dump THE ENTIRE VIAL of mystery tonic into the unconscious orc's gullet. The liquid seems to hiss and steam with green mist as it hits Bradi's tongue.
>>566470
She finishes off the vial, recorks it, and slips it into her belt.
>"Now we wait."
She sighs.
>"No telling how long it could take. Minutes. Hours. Heck, we could be here for-"
>>566475
Bradi's eyes shoot open, the green mist seeming to pour from her irises. The hole on her forehead immediately shuts and her entire body goes taut.
Maresi yelps in shock.
You might wanna step back there, buddy.
Wait I'm confused, wasn't the orc's name Gnakgni? Why did the bartender and then everyone else call her Bradi? Is it like her nickname because her orcish name is kinda hard to pronounce?
>>566487
Gnakgni is orcish for Bradi, duh.
>>566480
With that, Bradi shoots forward off the bench as if she were shocked off with a powerful jolt. She lets loose a mighty bellow as an insane smiles spreads across her face.
Well, at least she's alive.
>"AH! WOW! WHAT A RUSH!"
She turns to you, a mad excitement in her eye.
>"YOU THREW A TABLE AT ME! THAT WAS AWESOME. I don't know who you are, little guy, but I LIKE YA!"
She doesn't seem too mad about the situation. In fact, she seems thoroughly impressed!
>>566492
She immediately turns her attention to the barrel of ale sitting next to the bench.
>"OH! OHHHH! YOU GOT IT!"
She leaps to the ground, embraces the barrel, and begins to nuzzle it, giggling like a child.
>"Wonderful, wonderful!"
She looks up at you, amazed.
>"I don't know what you needed me for, but you got me, boss!"
Success! You're reason for venturing to the Salty Coin has been fulfilled. You've got muscle for your trip. As long as you don't cross any table-throwing enemies, you should be fine.
SO!
Now that you've got a decent looking party, what's the plan?
You could head straight for the woods and try to make as much distance before nightfall! I doubt the king would be happy to know you aren't already on your way, so the sooner you go, the better. Just some advice.
>WHAT DO YOU DO???
>>566503
Get back the hat, we can't go on without the hat.
>>566488
Well Gnakgnak is Orcish for Brad, so Gnakgni must be Orcish for Bradi.
>>566503
Introduce ourselves and our companion and do just that! Oh, and scan up on our new ally's fetishes, for... Future references.
>>566503
Destroy that fucking barrel with your fire power.
And get your Orc girl back.
OP what's with you and the name Brad?
>>566505
I agree. We need our fucking hat back.
>>566508
We already did that.
[spoiler]She's into little guys.[/spoiler]
>>566503
Well, we either gather our supplies and head out now, or we can try to wait it out till morning by crashing at Maresi's or Bradi's place and hoping the king doesn't notice.
Ask what the party wants to do. They're as much a part of this as we are. Oh, also, we've never properly been introduced to Bradi. We should find out which name she prefers.
>>566503
I think it ain't a good idea to travel by night. Maybe build shelter and leave when the cock crows at the top of the morning tomorrow?
Maybe sleep in a tree...
>>566508
While I agree, we already know she has a short person fetish. Brushing up, getting to know and introduce everybody, and heading out on the road sounds good, though, maybe we should get some other supplies like a tent or something to sleep in, wink
>>566510
>He doesn't know
>>566503
Stop time, get hat back and act like nothing happened.
Introduce ourselves to Bradi and tell her of our quest.
I think The World ability is too OP. We should nerf it somehow. Because literally all situations can be won with time stop
>>566538
It seems like we have limited uses of it. We used it twice and can't use it for a while, I thought
>>566510
check out his earlier work, Quest Quest.
>>566546
Link? I found something called Quest Quest on /qst/ that doesn't seem to be related.
>>566554
(OP here! Btw, that's it for tonight, more tomorrow!)
(Quest Quest is what I did before Bang Quest. I ran 3 Seasons of it on /tg/
Season 1 Episode 1 is here:
>Part 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37346691/
>Part 2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37363412/
The rest can be found here starting on January 2015:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=quest+quest
Hope you enjoy! They're set in the same universe, so you might recognize some easter eggs.)
>>566554
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=quest+quest
>>566564
night op thanks for running
>>566564
Thanks for running, OP.
>>566564
Thanks OP!
>>566505
This. we need to retrieve our hat from that skellie bitch! No one will take us seriously as a wizard without it!
>>566508
Marsei is a voyeur and Bradi is in to short guys. Which must include most of the male population since she appears to be bigger than pretty much everyone we've met so far.
>>566986
Honestly in terms of waifus were doing pretty good
We have someone who's into watching people fucking and she's a qt
Then when have a orc chick who considers us strong and is into us cause we're weird and short
Things are lookin' pretty ok for Quil right now
>>566564
It was fucking Epic!
What's ther best way to save all of this stuff?
oh, OP, could you add the names of pics in the blog? It's half of the fun, IMO.
>>567202
Save what stuff?
>>567202
It all gets saved on Desustorage, the blog is just for the pictures. I still recommend people read the story through the desustorage threads and use the blog in case any pictures are corrupted or lost.
>>566508
>>566519
>"Quill! The Royal Wizard? WONDERFUL! The King has TONS of bounties on my head, maybe you could get 'em to drop 'em!"
She grips your hand like a crushing vice as you introduce yourself.
>"The name's Gnakgni, by the way, but you can call me Bradi! Everyone does!"
Well, she's got spirit. And seems to genuinely like you.
You ask the party what they think the next move should be.
>"KILL THE RED WITCH? THATS AMAZING. I'M SO ON BOARD. I say we head out RIGHT NOW. Anything gets in our way, I can just PUNCH HOLES IN THEM!"
Bradi seems to think you should leave now and fight your way to your goal.
>>567784
You turn your attention from Bradi as she finishes tying the barrel of ale to her back with some thick rope.
>"Well, that's not a bad idea. You both seem like you can handle any trouble that comes our way."
Maresi says, weighing the option.
>"I DO have a friend that lives not too far into the woods we can go visit if we want. Maybe she'll let us stay with her for the night or something."
SO
It seems like you have TWO options:
A) Fight your way through the woods to the Red Witch
B) Seek out Maresi's friend for shelter
>What's the plan??
>>567789
A. I always have a boner for adventure.
We are off to kill the witch!
>>567789
b. the more the merier
>>567789
I vote B. we harem now!
>>567789
How far away is the red witch?
>>567789
B. We'll travel faster by daylight, we should wait until morning.
>>567789
Gimme that B.
>>567789
We should go with B
I vote A I want to see that witch
>>567789
B, yes. We need to pass through the woods anyway, so why not rest in them?
>>567789
B, we need to make it up to Maresi.
Just joining. What's this thing about?
>>567977
Did you read the OP?
>>567789
Try b? Maybe we can get some party bonding done. And we need to give Maresi some quality lovin, poor girl.
>>567988
This, I like this idea
>>567789
Go for B, we gotta be nice to Maresi once in a while
>>567789
Ech, B.
>>567789
I might be alone on this but
B
>>567799
>>567801
>>567815
>>567816
>>567821
>>567875
>>567891
>>567966
>>567988
>>568131
>>568160
>>568173
AND SO YOU SET OFF!
The three of you take the first steps on your heroic quest. The gates to the city are lifted and you all venture out in the great wild unknown.
Maresi and Bradi chat behind you, it seems they know each other to some degree.
It looks like quite the team is forming here, and trust me, I know a band of heroes when I see one.
>>568210
As you crest the hills of Thylia, you look down at the sprawling land. Below lies the Darkseed Forest, a dangerous expanse of woods home to all manner of deadly creatures and folk. Beyond that stand the Cragwarden Mountains, filled with perilous peaks and legendary beasts.
Beyond them; The Red Witch.
You've got quite the adventure ahead of you, and it's barely started. At least it looks like you're in good hands.
So go forth!
Fight!
Defend!
And most importantly;
Dick.
(THUS ENDS PART 1 OF BANG QUEST)
>>568217
Thanks for running. You da best.
You're a legend OP
>>568217
This better not be gone for long. I'm emotionally invested, dammit!
>>568217
Stay amazing, OP.
>>568210
Woo! Hyped!
>>568217
Froockles you're amazing. Story is dope. Art is killing it. Ill be here, waiting for your return.
>>568217
I never had done a quest before and it was pretty cool.Hope to see more in the future.
When's the next installment?
>>569132
Next thread.
Let this thread die until he come back.
>>569133
But when is that?
>>569137
We'll never know
>>569379
Calling it now, next Wendsday
>>563468
We're back?
>>572474
A Dinosaur's Story!
>>566492
Your art has really improved OP. The style is great too.
>>563468
Just read the story so far. Fucking fantastic. I'll be watching for this shit.
Recreated BangBro Wizard in Dragon Age Inquisition. It makes for a fun playthrough.
>>568217
>filename
Love u OP
>>573015
Post it
WE HAVE TO FIND THIS ELF AND SEE HIM/HER NAKED
>>576169
No.
If we do that we'll make an enemy of Gartendo.
And we don't want that
Hope you don't mind fanart! But as a proud former owner of a orc called Gnuk i couldn't stop myself to draw this cutie.
>>576169
>avoid the ass
>He is probably a guy.
>I maybe looking at guy ass.
>I am not gay.
>But, He still got a pretty good ass.
>Go away gay thoughts.
>>577770
Now you got me thinking of an androgynous tomboy elf girl, who keeps on being mistaken for a boy, since she's too cute to not be a trap.
>>578155
>Schrodinger’s dick.
>>578171
>>578192
Or maybe not.
There are two universe split that she/he do got a dick and other universe where she doesn't got a dick (Which is quest quest).
>>566492
Guys, have we not noticed what she called us?
>little guy
>turn ons: little guys
>little guys
we got da poosy in da bag
