Console-tans
It might not be Tuesday anymore but POST EM ANYWAY
There's sadly not enough console tan stuff to really warrant a thread and most of the stuff is on the booru anyway
>>562738
post them or make more
do we have stories ?
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>>562648
Source?
>>566884
Mariogrant
>>562647
hot
I expect this to be a good place to drop lewd requests to be able to play it safe on /v/
Just made this
>>572094
10/10
Anal version would be nice though
>>572102
why do people always ask me to do anal stuff
>>572105
your assholes looks nice, that's rare
>>572094
Do you post your work anywhere else?
>>572244
yeah, my tumblr
http://captainjingo.tumblr.com/
>>572094
SpectacUlar.
Would love to see a buttjob, that ass is begging for it.
I wanna fuck so many of the tans.
Is there a full version of this? Didn't find any on the booru.
>>576098
>>576104
Thanks bruv.
For a moment I was worried there wouldn't be a dick.
>>576185
>>576186
>>576192
>>576199
Love Gats's work, I wish i could commission something more detailed from him.
>>576214
So close to being good.
bump because my dick is erect
/r/ing some THICC xbone
>>576820
God dammit why are you giving me feels over game consoles?
I need more SNES and Genesis porn.
I need more SNES and Genesis in general.
>>576808
Denied.
Uhhh, I'm gonna need a list thing to know what console I'm getting my entertainment from.
>>576820
well there goes my bonner.
shit, whens the last time I booted up my 64...
>>579382
>2ds is missing an eye
Aw
>>579382
add gamecube tan to that
>>579382
This is ancient, god damn.
>>579382
Here's a more recent one.
It's funny that everyone from the 8th gen is popular (even Ouya), yet 7th gen is almost entirely looked over besides the occasional mentioning of DS-tan. I'd say 4th gen is the next most popular, due to SNES and Genesis shipping and Neo-Geo lewdness.
And here's a bit of Jaguar lewds to contribute as well.
>>580841
Jesus Christ that Gamesphere
>>581155
It's spherical!
SPHERICAL!
>>578154
fuck you faggot
>>581179
Big Belly Xbone
>>581170
More spherical console-tans!
>>588115
>>562647
>posting anything other than Arcade-tan
>>589514
>>562654
This is impressive.
>>589518
>>580841
>gamespere
Also
>ps3-tan in latex catsuit
Why is this perfect?
>>590013
>>580841
no saturn
dropped
fuck this shit
>>>/v/338867597
wow you FUCKING RUINED IT
Shit, so much quality lewd itt
I need more Genesis and SNES
>>590698
I ope Pocket gets more film.
does anyone happen to have the rest of this comic? I've read it a couple of years ago and I thought I'd saved it for sure. apparently I haven't
now I can't seem to be able to find anything but this and page 16 on the artist's tumblr
>>591154
Sorry, no I don't. Can't find it anywhere either...
Are emulators just console fleshlights?
>>594747
Nah they're like cheap (but sometimes better) knockoffs
>>594747
It's more along the lines of PC/computer-tans transforming into other tans. So I guess imagine Shield transforming into SNES to make out with SNES. Snescest.
>>595786
Damn, son.
>>580841
Granny odyssey a cutie.
>>596089
Have the original image.
Anyone on have more ouya
>>598345
what kind of ouya?
>>596098
God, there needs to be more art of her.
>>580841
Pretty sure PS4 was built for sex
>>605800
How's that Zone commission going?
>>608337
>he doesn't know
I'm sorry, anon.
>>578785
i see that background
>>608337
It was a ruse, anon.
I'll admit though, when that shit started up, that thread with all the strawpolls was fun as fuck even if completely off-topic and full of fetish wars.
>>611203
>>611204
>>611217
>>593622
artist name?
The lack of 7th gen is almost criminal
>>615716
almost looks like Crablouse?
>>615716
Potionholic
He's a regular on /v/'s console-tan threads.
>>580841
Are these the objective designs?
>>615983
You can do whatever you want, they aren't official, but they are widely accepted
For example, there's this alt design for Xbone I've seen every now and again.
>>615983
There's no official designs, simply what's most popular. The designs that you see 90% of the time have just managed to become more popular than older designs, and new artists tend to stick with what's more recognizable rather than make their own versions.
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Let's keep the thread alive for tuesday
>>619715
SOON.
Maybe we'll get some lewd deliveries in the after-dark thread.
butts
>>621500
Butt.
>>575725
whos the drawfag?
>no after-dark thread tonight
we're fucked lol
>>623696
Fucking mod.
>>623696
fucking mod, I just wanted to have a nice last thread this week.
why there isn't a way to report that faggot.
Im so fucking mad that im going to create a console-tan game
just to be able to keep making threads
>>623696
I wonder if the mod in question is one of those that hates console-tans on premise, like the usual shitposters screaming about "NOT VIDYA". If so, deleting after-dark threads so quickly may be their way of retaliating while staying within their set of rules and guidelines, e.g. "console-tan threads are allowed but fuck you if they're going to creep into Wednesday". Just some food for thought.
Perhaps next week someone should ask why after-dark threads have been deleted two weeks in a row to see if a mod/janitor replies with a legitimate reason. We'll know if there's a concerning issue with it if it happens for a third week in a row, or if an after-dark thread gets started two or three hours before the site clocks into Wednesday and still gets deleted.
>>623736
>Im so fucking mad that im going to create a console-tan game
>just to be able to keep making threads
Make something simple, like a free RPG maker game.
>>624439
For next week, I'll try to remember to tell people not to create any 'after dark' edition of the thread. I think the way they're named might be causing them to be targeted. Simply dropping those words from the OP might be enough to let it stay up.
>>624448
Could be possible, maybe "late night" or "sleepy time" would be better for the sake of trial and error. It would also help if there was less lewd posting in after-dark threads, giving less reason for automatic deletion, though that kinda stuff is hard to avoid at 3am. I think we did pretty well with managing the lewd stuff today.
>>580841
All of my favorites systems have short hair
This is the best feeling
>breast expansion
>big soft bellies
yes
>>624448
Two weeks ago I made threads at that hour without using 'console-tan,' 'console,' 'after dark,' or anything similar, and they were deleted before I could even link them in the previous thread.
This shit is annoying because the threads are being made hours before Wednesday even starts, around 7 - 8pm in the US, which means it's not Wednesday anywhere in the entire country.
>>624822
One of the few problems we have is that we never put a damn description of us in the thread.
no pastebin, no booru link, no info about why on tuesday or why there's no canon stuff or design, no nothing.
I'm pretty sure we can talk here in /aco/ but I don't like it and also is full of porn. It feels weird, just like degenerates talking about fetiches or just trying to sexualize a bunch of game consoles. Well maybe in /v/ we do the same shit in a better or polite way. I'm not sure if we can keep the things nice and good in this place. which is also very slow, just like /i/ or /ic/.
>>624439
Well, I used to create stuff in rpgmaker2003 as a teenager, is not hard at all, even for making an action RPG but I don't have time to do that and in my opinion the whole problem comes with the graphic assets because programmig in rpgmaker is very easy and also there are tons of generic/free stuff like tilesets and music.
I can and I'd like to draw portraits but not sure about CG's. I'm pretty sure everyone is going to complain about pr0n if we create something. (I think is a bad idea.... at the begining)
also I don't think you want me to create the story but I'll warn you immediatelly anyway that my english skills are shit.
Maybe we just need to create something interesting as a group, a project just to keep sperging around on tuesday. a goddamn alibi or whatever.
I'd fucking like to draw all the Genesis or the Ouya ones even if I think GATS draw a ton times better Ouya than me.
I'm just thinking on shit like creating stuff first and if it everything goes well. next comes the story and programing for a simple minigame which I think is a lot easier whan a full game or a VN.
so talking about portraits I like something like this
shadowbugx for Genesis (me , just because I want)
gats for ouya
Jadf for Snes (as long is not futa he can do everything)
0r0ch1 for Vita (same shit as Jadf) >>622277
and planetofjunk, octoboy, zero or just whoever.
anyway, just saying
>make thread on porn board
>intent is to post and view porn
>devolves into people whining about their threads being deleted
>>624944
>trying to sexualize a bunch of game consoles
>/aco/
are you retarded? fuck of if its not what you like
>>625527
>Western pornographic art of western characters doesn't belong on /aco/
>>626608
I don't think you've read that post properly...
>>626608
bruv you read that completely wrong
Posting rare lewds.
>>629246
>>629257
>>629275
>>629282
And done.
>>615884
I need something with Travis Touchdown and Wii-tan.
Someone link or post the vita PS4 blow job and the SNES Genesis sex please?
>>633651
https://a.pomf.cat/kthiii.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/pxvknr.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/baqvrl.webm
>>635694
Thanks senpai
>>639559
At least post some porn with that bump.
>>635694
>that Crash music played during Sony's press conference
I'm a pc user and I want to be sexually dominated by ps4 tan
My personal computer can't be this cute!
>>562647
Needs more windows girl
How about consoletans for the old school video consoles? (Atari, Sega Saturn, ect)
>>647012
Have some Intellivision then
>>648075
best GILF
>>648086
(probably shoulda posted this one first)
>>645425
Yes
>>650466
>Dominate a girl in bed
>Play some vidya with her afterwords
>Dominate her again
Made me kek.
>>596098
Potential porn aside, this is really, really smart design. I like it a lot.
>>594747
Some artist's draw them as giant anatomically correct dolls
>>650555
>implying it wouldn't be the other way around
>>652275
>Not being a switch that dominates and submits
>Not being great at vidya
Switches are the best, every night is a surprise and they're good with both ends of the deal.
Tuesday is upon us soon.
>>650623
Oh baby. More in this style?
>>/v/342234192
Someone posted this on the /v/ thread.
requesting PS4 with big tits bursting out of her shirt, prefereably with lactation
>>656831
That's good! Who's the artist?
>>656837
Rogerbacon. He's drawfagged on /co/ before.
>>650466
What console is this meant to be?
the /v/ threads have been really low quality for the past several weeks so posting some of the better stuff here to save from archive/404
>>656928
That's a pretty good idea. I don't see them lasting long in their current state.
Might post the new stuff here in a bit.
>>656965
Very nice. Only recommendation is to fix PS4's eyes.
>>656933
but Nintendo won
>>656928
unfortunately they've been garbage for a while now as /v/ has been getting faster but our numbers have been dwindling
>>656928
Friendly reminder to post new stuff to http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php
>>656989
Yeah. I've been bumping the thread whenever it reaches 9 or 10 but I can't stay at my PC forever.
>>657017
Don't do that.
If there isn't anyone around, just start posting here instead of dragging our reputation through the mud.
>>579382
Is it bad that I want to suck PC off in this pic? He has wide hips and I'm a sucker for a male with a strong body, wide hips and a big cock.
>>657041
Wanting to fuck PC is the most natural feeling in the world.
Where would I go to find more tan drawings? Specifically, Virtual Boy-Tan?
>>657080
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=virtual_boy
>>657082
neat
Why isn't Virtual Boy a boy?
>>576820
Why is this so fucking sad?
>>657143
uh I just cant even right now #triggered
>>657143
He's a boy (female)
>>656982
Neat
>>657035
I love this
Are lewd stories allowed on this board?
>>657207
I dont see why not
Posting link for next thread's OP http://pastebin.com/Hyip1iYF
>>657207
sure http://pastebin.com/4mSFmADS
The /v/ thread's pretty horrible today.
Taking refuge here.
>>657417
Not bad anon. Not bad at all.
>>657417
oh fuck that's pretty hot
how long did you take to write this?
>>657480
Seriously. The lewd "I want x to do y to me" fantasy fags came in, and there's some cancer (handlebar mustache :3/!!!!!) going on. Was the summer myth a lie?
>>657551
I recognise that bulge
>>657551
Yeah. It's best to just chill out here and post some images until the ERP and arguing blows over.
Any images out there that portray the rivalry between SNES and Genesis/Megadrive?
I love that kind of stuff.
>>657566
Here's some friendship.
>>657566
And here's one about emulation
>>657553
We need more Vita (male).
>>657557
Yeah, we've probably just got some newfags in the thread that can't contain themselves. Hopefully the second thread will be better.
I doubt we'll get a third thread tonight, considering how slow it's been.
>>657566
Best I can give you as far as lewd stuff goes.
>>657796
HEY! I JUST POSTED THAT >:V
>>657809
It's good.
Sharing it here for when the thread 404s.
>>657796
Version without blush.
how is this /co/?
>>576820
Does anyone have the one where he's dating SNES-tan and she goes obsolete?
>>658727
Found it
>>658712
The same way the shortstack and nintendo threads are. It's discussion of erotic art from the west.
>>657154
Didn't mean to sound like a Tumblr fag. Was just wondering considering the name ya know you fucking cis trash #equalityexceptwhitemales
>>658979
10/10
have you done more like this?
>>658979
bretty gud, we need more Steam box always
>>658979
source on this?
>>658998
That was great
What's the boy meant to be?
>>659006
Nvidia
>>659010
Nvidia Shield?
I've been meaning to look into one of those
>>659025
>kaz and bill gates
fucking lost it
If anyone has the HUGE xbox gf that'd be sweet
>>657154
nice meme
>>659022
Idort at the end gets me every. Single. Time.
someone should draw thick xbone sitting on PC's face with the text E3 2016 somewhere
>>659031
>>576820
I don't get it
>>660428
>Spider
ew
>>660428
hah, very nice
>>562647
Never enough PC-senpai
>>659826
>The Union is at the bottom of the flag in the second panel
>Then it's gone in the third panel
The artist gets a B-.
>>580841
Would I have to go to /trash/ for that Madcatz?
>>664165
Y'know, I'm not entirely sure.
Needs more SNES-tan
>>665381
>>666090
I was thinking that almost all people think snes hair is light purple but now looking her as blonde (like ouya) i think is pretty nice.
>>666528
I prefer her with the pale lilac hair, personally. I'm just so use to seeing tans in black and white, or white-out skin with colored clothes/hair.
Fuck, this thread makes me feel old and severely out of the loop thanks to being a broke-ass-neet for longer than any man has a right to be. I came in here just because I was curious if the DS had a tan, and if so what she looks like. I saw 2ds in some pics and thought that was some faggoty ass name for the DS tan, and now I find out that's actually a legitimate handheld console and has been for at least three years.
The fuck have I been missing from the depths of my neetcave with only my ds and pc for company?
>>672489
Man, seriously, have you been living under a rock? See >>609223 ; DS (left) and 3DS (right).
>>672510
>see DS (left)
Looks like 2DS to me, but yes. Yes I have been living under a rock.