Let's play a game /aco/
>Go to http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Get a random super power
>Describe how you would use this power, sexually
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alopecia_Projection
No more shaving? First power is worst power.
>>519237
lucky me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Morphing
>>519237
i'll bite. i'd draw some visual accompaniment on one of those bases too but my tablet's on the other side of the room and i'm a potato.
i got figurative vocifery, "the power to warp reality by speaking metaphorically" (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Figurative_Vocifery). this seems easy in theory, but as i think about it, its more dependent on sexual preference if you were careful enough with your language. for example, if i were to be like "i wanna fuck you like an animal" and then turn into some lusty fuckbeast, i feel like it'd probably be more of a problem for my partner depending on what they were into.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Phagogenesis
Rally to me, vorefags!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seduction_Immunity
Gr8
>>519265
lmao what are the odds
>>519256
it's kinda cliche
but here's a human form
>>519280
forgot image
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerial_Adaptation
cannot for the life of me think of a sexual situation where this would be useful aside from maybe more stamina than usual.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Friction_Negation?useskin=oasis
Well, I mean, I think I win for most useful power... Of course, as my only power, id have to speed train to make it worth it.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mystical_Dancing
I guess just a damn good stripper.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Invisibility = become invisible in sand.
I guess that means i'm Toumei Ningen at the beach.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Biological_Manipulation
too many ways too list
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Vitality
Guess I'm gonna need to get into BDSM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Learning
would watch people good at sex
then use that knowledge
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mindscape_Materialization
fuckin tentacles man
>>519281
update
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicombustion?useskin=oasis
I... I don't think the power to engulf anything in flames has any sexual applications.
Lighting candles in the bedroom for a romantic evening, maybe?
>>519332
So this is all i got, i think.
uhh i'm not good at this kind of shit but...
i think i'll call him faith.
>teenage kid who's grown up on christian values and whatnot.
>parents tell him masturbation is a sin and sex before marriage blah blah blah.
> has never masturbated
>thinks a lot about sex and masturbation
>has trouble sleeping
>virgin
>everyone in his high school has lost there v card one way or the other
>feels like if he isn't having sex, nobody should.
>at some point he gets possessed by a demon who tells him, that together they will punish lustful teens with pain and discomfort. and promises that in his school no one will think of sex.
>get's his power from teenage lust or lust in general
> feels a huge release when he turns back to human on stops thinking of sex
> can sense teenagers having sex or anything related.
> masterbating? he'll spawn to your house and whip you. or maybe even take away your sight
>underage girl having sex having sex with older men? her vagina turns into a very sharp and spiky dick trap.
> can can spells and curses, teleport
>you'll never be safe
pretty retarded huh?
>>519390
oh and uhh... this is what a dick trap looks like.
imagine putting your dick on that
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Vision
I uh....lube?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Manipulation
Uh... I'd... arrange the stars in to my lovers name to wow her, I guess?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Laser_Beam_Emission
BBBeam aka Big Black Beam
shooting lasers from my dick
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Additional_Limbs
Well, depending on how far we can stretch the definition of "limb"...
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Embodiment
/thread
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Combat
I'd chuck cards into her vagina, idk?!
Necrophilia anyone?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Manipulation
>>519484
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reliant_Invulnerability?useskin=oasis
Can't think of anything, anyone help?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Priest_Training?useskin=oasis
I travel the world as a sexorcist, using the powers my unfaltering faith gives me to compel the inner demons out of fine women, and purify then with my belief in the sanctity of sex. Literally fucking the demons out of people while putting the "lay" in "lay on hands".
Or I run a brainwashed cult harem with babes dressed as BDSM nuns.
Or both.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Literary_Manipulation
Well, I could write a book that made me the all powerful ruler. Then trap hot people in it as my servants or something.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Grand_Design_Construction
Who needs to waste time with sexual pleasure WHEN YOU'RE A GOD!
Probably just use my god powers to create the ultimate male sexual pleasure stimulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gandharva_Physiology
>part horse
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept_Empowerment
If my concept is lust then I'm good, the more sex I make happen the more powerful I become and thus can make more sex happen. It's an awesome loop.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloth_Removal
no comment desu
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apocalyptic_Force_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
Fucking hell
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frigokinetic_Combat
i dont have a freezing girl fetish so ice fighting powers is pretty fucking useless
i guess i could pick up chicks with it but thats about it
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ectoplasm_Infusion
can create and shape ectoplasm.
would create giant tentacle monsters(obvious reasons) surrounded by large cylindrical objects
take over the world
play vidia
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rainbow_Fire_Generation
I'd use my amazing fire powers to conquer vast amounts of territory in which i'd then use it to force women to fuck me.
Oh, and I'd be able to burn off clothing without harming the being inside.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Manipulation
I'd make my own slime girls.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta-Possession
Nothing good can come of this.
>>519778
Wait, Oh man could we use our powers for evil because I think I just got what I could use this for. Got a girl you want to mack out with but cant? I'm there to help. Want to see your girlfriend lez out or get some raunchy videos? I'm on it! Jus' want to see a woman or star of your choice do a strip tease you got it buster. Outside of that I guess make criminals turn themselves in or posses mech bots to wreak havoc on bigger enemies?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ground_Pound
we all know where this is going.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
WIN
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Magic
o-oh my
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
W-well fuck. I was thinking I'd get something like telekinesis or time manipulation or something but no.
Omnipotence.
Fuck uhh I guess just whatever the fuck I want.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Empathic_Projection?useskin=oasis
I would train myself to sing stuff like Al Green and Marvin Gaye (Sexual Healing)
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Inversion?useskin=oasis
I'd make people love me instead of hating me.
>>519390
I like it.
>Regenerative Empowerment
PUNCH ME IN THE GUT SO I CAN GET A SIX PACK.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Weaponry
One dildo to rule them all, one dildo to find them. One dildo to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
>Photokinetic Blade Construction
I've always wanted to fuck a girl at knife point.
Now I can do it. While glowing. Radical.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Mimicry
Become mostly an attractive woman but keep dick for purposes of pounding women while having jugs
>>519237
Well THIS IS JUST TOO EASY!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Law_Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Poison
I'd hold small countries to ransom til I have a harem of countries
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flaw_Enhancement
Enhance the awful traits of people for example lust (sluttiness) when alone with them, lower inhibitious etc.
rinse and repeat
Good thread idea anon
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gold_Mimicry
Do I need to explain this?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept_Destruction
Remove concept of not doing what I say when I want you to do it
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bond_Empowerment?useskin=oasis
>Relationship Manipulation
>get sum fug whenever I want
I win
>>519237
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mythic_Heroes_Physiology
Who the bitch that trick niggas into donkey-fuckin'?
>Crustacean Manipulation
Um... I guess I can get Decpodian pussy whenever I want?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Plane_Lordship
I rule this plane of existence, the universe is my plaything
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/National_Personification
Become Russia, get all the ladies
>>519902
I agree.
Just to be clear, I also have access to Meta-Possession and it's ability to go past any mental shield, so it's Mutually Assured Destruction. Peace by deterrent.
Friends?
>>520179
Indeed friends, what would be the first plan of action? Actually be good or bad since I'm having trouble figuring that one out?
>>519237
Tendril Generation is kinda self-explanatory, really.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Will-O%27-The-Wisp_Physiology
I'd collect a harem of lost adventures, orgies every night
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Labyrinth_Manipulation
I can create elaborate sex labyrinths that you can never escape, this is actually perfect for my tastes.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frigokinetic_Invisibility
Spying on eskimo chicks, I guess.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Social_Magnetism
Self-explanatory
>>519237
This can only end badly
>>519237
>Water Wave Emission
>The power to release waves of water
Easy
[spoiler]I get all the bitches wet[/spoiler]
Regen replication. Double team
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regenerative_Replication?useskin=oasis
Supernatural strength??
How awesome would it be to fuck someone while carrying a train? It'd be close to autoerotic asphyxiation right? Straining myself?
>>519237
A large, writhing mass of bodies.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Companion_Allegiance
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/True_Illusion
Everything. Literally, everything. I'm gonna fuck everyone in every single god damn way they want to be fucked.
> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Spike_Projection
So many sex pun possibilities.
>>523058
too soon
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aversion_Field
I can see a woman using this to never get cummed on.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light-Darkness_Infusion
CHAOS COCK INFUSION
i have no concept of what this would do its one of those bullshit anime powers
>>519237
Obviously I'd just bang gods and create my ideal sexual fantasies. I think I win the thread.
>>523142
Orgy, baby.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Grand_Design_Construction
oh boy this sounds good. my own universe.so many opportunities.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Object_Possession
well this one is easy
>>519237
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Non-Corporeal_Form
Aw yeah, time to engage in some voyeurism. Maybe I can even possess people?
Composite Deity Physiology
take gods of love from all religions and become the master at all things sexual
this looks like
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate-Self_Absorption
fun
>Poison transmutation
Alcohol is a poison. I can make some ripping parties.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Invisibility
hehehe
rape.
location swapping
taking turns during dp
playing with my velocity by dropping from heights and changing direction swapping with clouds
clucking dudes during sex
peeping swaping out socks
jizzing on random chicks all day swapping lipstick, necklaces, panties, weaves for jizz
swapping durring sex dudes ugly wives with hot chicks fucking nearby.
swaping women together into an orgy on a regular basis so they think sex is magical
swapping out husbands for hot dudes
swapping prostitutes with pimps
swapping nerds with hot chicks boyfriends right after sex
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rule_Transcendence
The possibilities are endless!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Transcendence
I guess win?
Gonna do a couple.
1.)http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Scramble
Well this has obvious and fairly rape-y uses.
2.)http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Law_Immunity
This has some pretty broad and awesome possibilities to it. Probably do some cartoony bullshit.
>>519237
I honestly don't even need to try on this one.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Finnish_Deity_Physiology
Seriously, one of the first few has Sexual Inducement and Fertility Inducement and thats probably the most tame. This is like the jackpot of abilities.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trapping_Combat
kinda self-explanatory.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fungal_Generation
well... no thank you
>>519237
>prehensile feet
Too easy, rerolling
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
Controlling all of nature... tentacle porn is obvs.
Hot/cold play. Could have sex while suspended in the trees, or in the softest meadow. Could use 1000 mosquitos for itching play. And bestiality. Electroshock.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Empathy?useskin=oasis
Know exactly how to please any plant.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Link
Man, this is bullshit. How can I come up with something clever when I can only come up with everything?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Constructs
Muthafuckin jackpot!
Do I really need to explain this one?
I win
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Randomization
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Physiology
GG. Sex God here I am.
>Cosmic Awareness/Divine Sight
>Divinity
>Ethereal Physiology
>Freedom/Reality Separation/Spatial-Temporal >Lock
>Healing/Resurrection
>Higher Consciousness
>Immortality
>Sanctification
>Shapeshifting
>Smite
>Supernatural Condition
>Superpower Manipulation
>Telekinesis
>Teleportation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Acid-Fire_Manipulation
>The power to manipulate fire with acidic effects and acid with burning properties. Combination of Fire Manipulation and Acid Manipulation.
ah fuck, never i guess
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bloodlessness
>twf no boner
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reward_Granting
"You sought me out, because you want something so badly that you're willing to have sex with me to get what you want, right? Otherwise, you'd just pass me over. So here's how it's going to go. You want the fame you so desperately desire? Have sex with me 10 times, and you shall get it. But I stipulate the where, when, and how. Ignore me even ONCE, and you shall lose your best chance at everything.
What do you say? You willing to do what it takes to be a star?"
>>519237
i got ultimate defense i cannot think of a way to use this sexually
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reanimation
I think it's pretty self-explanatory. Necrophilia.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Magic?useskin=oasis
Try to use it like this alpha:
http://exhentai.org/g/771594/b74d3ca88d/
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Companion_Allegiance?
I will befriend seveal brothel owners and use there women for free because I'm there friend
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aquatic_Empathy
DOLPHIN TIME
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Manipulation
No need for explanation there.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Miracle_Performing
>perform miracles or supernatural feats
>cause certain events to happen which are beyond human understanding
>change things in a beneficial way or simply cause wonderful and supernatural occurrences and phenomena.
I just won at sex. /thread
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mechanical_Limb_Generation Best
Talent theft
Still the ability and talents of the worlds porn stars in order to become the most talented dick in the world
>psionic magic
I'm literally zone-tan, conjuring eldrich horrors to tentacle rape. Or better yet, summon a monstrosity to attack a heroine, get her beaten to shit, then swoop in and save her by dismissing creature. Tend to her wounds, take her to my lair, followed by more tentacles.
Known users: Magnus the Red
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Absorption?useskin=oasis
So I could absorb their non sex related emotions for a while to fuel my fucking while they get more and more lewd?
Slave trainer irl here I come
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intelligence_Reduction
Uhh I guess I'd just make women into dumb bimbo's that are too dumb to resist my dick.
>>527573
Or understand what an apostrophe does :^)
>>519306
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mathematics_Manipulation
got a step above you. I am literally god.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Party_Inducement
NEVER
ENDING
FUCK
FEST
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Absorption?useskin=oasis
I have the power! Aparently to drain light okay wut do with it? Hmmmm
First off get blonde hairen goto con of some kind hopefully dense with fan girls then absorb the energy from all light sources including the bitches phones you want their fucking attention of course then when power levels max out then super nova the shit out of the sausage fest variety don't be needing other pricks here and give the ladies a super sayian light show ET muh'penis make women glow in all orifices I will show them the light oh and fuckem whilst invisible that'd be hilarious especially when it comes to facials damn we should make a hero team and combine our powers then somewhere down the line betray the lot of you and go turncoat villain screwing you all over but more so screwing your loved ones
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Interface_Creation
Access obscure porn at blistering speeds, anywhere
Shit this ain't a power, that's a glorified laptop.
Swear to God first choice. Of course I would manipulate the fates of women to fall in love with other women. Thats my thing. Maybe manipulate Mystque to fall in love with me? Oh man that would rule
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Red_String_Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Identity_Creation
I have a long list of things I could do with this.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Curative_Countenance
Super healing? I guess you could just do whatever the fuck violent stuff you wanted without consequences really.
Not really my kinda thing though.
Sounds like it could cure fatigue too, could have your partner go forever with you.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Spawn?useskin=oasis
One man Gang-rape army
Or use my clones to accrue wealth and power to seek and practice vanilla.
Or be a polygamist.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Illusive_Appearance
Hot damn, that one's on the nose. Gonna fill out a sprite but I may need some time.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Constructs
This is just too easy
>>519237
Ultraviolet Vision.
At first, I thought there was no way to use this sexually but then I did some research. Turns out, ultraviolet light is what they use to make semen glow.
... I have the power to see cum stains.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Screw_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
This is too easy. I would spawn screws and use them to fuck every hole with screws. Once done, the screws will ejaculate more screws after which all holes will screwed shut by giant screws. Okay let me just reroll for something else...
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pressure_Strike?useskin=oasis
Use pressure strikes at a distance to shred a girls clothes to pieces, and use multiple my "pleasure strike" technique on her, which uses multiple strikes that penetrate her holes with pure air until climax.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Constructs
>fuckable slime girl clones to take out sexual frustration on
>give any personality of my choosing
>can penetrate literally anywhere
OOOOHH BOOOOYYY
>>531301
>my "pleasure strike" technique on her, which uses multiple strikes that penetrate her holes with pure air until climax.
This would seriously fuck up a girl's vagina and probably give her some really awful infections.
>>532131
Not my infection, not my problem.
>>519237
interesting..?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mayan_Deity_Physiology
>>532377
I don't know much about mayan shit, but I'm sure there's some kinda sex-related Goddess..
Moon Goddess: Sexual Inducement, Fertility inducement.
Oh.. 'kay.
Weapon calling.... That would be handy were I female. Still, that could probably help for certain fetishes if it works for living/machine weapons.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Science
I guess i can use this for any type of Expansion? Or I can use it for something else, Im not sure tbqh
>>519237
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Parasitism
Guess I start a doomsday Cult and Promise to spare/take the faithful with me into the next world. I can slowly twist members to be ever more loyal with this power. Some Hypnotism, mind control, mind breaking is all a go. Great times ahead. Best of all I nigh fucking unkillable
>>533138
holy fuck I can do all sorts, I can "corrupt" and altar their existence, holy shit i'm almost an Old God. Fuck I gotta draw something now.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fatigue_Manipulation
make someone not tired so we can keep having sex, or make someone fall asleep and stay asleep, no matter what happens to them.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oxygen_Manipulation
Easy mode engage
>>519237
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Logic_Mandate
Too easy to be even fun.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Charm_Magic
You get a bimbo charm, you get a bimbo charm, everyone gets a bimbo charm!
I'm not even going to bother talking about the power I got.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Aura
literally cover myself in bitches
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beauty_Inducement
This one seems obvs, turn myself into a fine piece of ass. Turn ugly peeps with low self esteem into sexy people for me to bone.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Screw_Manipulation
GUESS WHO'S GETTING SCREWED TONIGHT!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Entity_Lordship
oh boy
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fate_Embodiment
is this king crimson?
>weave fate on a city wide scale for a massive orgy
pretty much a sex god
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Relative_Appearance_Alteration
:^)
I can get away with so many things.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery
Say that I have a tiny dick and that she shouldn't blow me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ground_Pound
this shit writes itself
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rain_Generation?useskin=oasis
I would bring this girl on the perfect first date ever no awkward silences and we end up walking through central park on the way home when I start a light blissfully calm pour and then I kiss her in typical actor like fashion then I bend her over and fuck the shit out of her...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryptic_Physiology
Literally the most obvius power to bang, not even going to list it. yo can enter the page and thee the amount of mounsters i can become.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Data_Drain
I guess I'm stuck with absorbing porn.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Intelligence
I can basically code and create the perfect virtual world. Sex toys? Fucker I can make a world where you can leave your body behind for a better online world with LIVING AI and an interface that'd make sword art look like windows 97!
Sex robots are pretty much a snap away with the right material!
Sexy digital assistant that'd appeal to any fetish you want on any electronic system you want, EVEN YOUR TV and do whatever you want!
I HIT THE SUPER POWER LOTTERY!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Entity_Creation
"Users can create eldritch entities/organic abominations either out of nothing or by shaping existing forces to create them."
I make everything in >>504764 a reality.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence?useskin=oasis
I'm really not too sure what to do with this
>>519237
anyone got a link to more of these style templates?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Phagogenesis
No, just no.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environment_Creation
The land is covered in genitals, MT.Penis being the largest penis-shaped mountain in existence.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Manipulation
I guess I could go be the "Lucky" guy at blackjack tables, clean out the casino and throw money around to get bitches. Alternatively, rig strip poker games or bet sexual favors...
INB4 Trap card activation: virginity guard.
>>519390
Watch Devilman x Cyborg 009
You might get some ideas from it.
Also just good anime.
>>520055
Health and wellness stores HATE HIM!
One odd trick to improve your physique...
also castration = perfect genitals.
>>520068
Hormone and pheremone manipulation perhaps?
>>520097
Remove pubic crabs from self
give pubic crabs to evil-doers as a from of "justice"
>>523127
Try some crazy positions with ease...
If female, came show breaking sex toys with
pussy muscles. *iron dong goes in regular, comes out bent to hell*
>>523250
Use on yourself, create partners whenever you want. cum with no hands.
Just don't get lost in your own fantasy...
>>523822
Now your thinking with portals...
>>527349
It would take a miracle for you to lose your virginity.
>>532572
Call whips or riding crops out of thin air.
That's a paddlin'
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perversion_Empowerment
I don't even need to try and make this dirty
>>535967
Ugly duckling syndrome fun! People that were super unattractive before would be your friends until they got narcissistic. You could also request stuff before making them hot.
>>538156
will there be a Vag valley? perhaps twin peaks?
"Madness Aspect Manifestation"
Guess there's a few different ways to use this, since from what I can tell it would allow me to become an aspect of madness. I could be an impossible to disagree with dominator...
Or I could just be the embodiment of desire and then everyone would be unable to resist me.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Electromagnetic_Field_Projection
Erm... If someone gets off on electrification, I could fake being shocked and they could throw a very real switch, with no actual danger? I dunno, not much to work with.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Steampunk_Physiology
i can become a steampunk sex robot
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Faithifery
You can't top that, /aco/.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spring_Inducement
Welp, time to for me to rev up those ovaries folks. The forecast for this evening is a hot and steamy springtime shower coming your way, With a little side order of some kinky vine bondage.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery
well I guess I am can snap my fingers and make everyone drop their pants. Also be king/queen of the orgy
>Amazon Physiology
>User with this ability either is or can transform into an amazon, one of the all-female warriors in Greek mythology and Classical antiquity.
Well. I think my description is unnecessary. Probably feels weird to have my dick go inside out though.
Strength sense: Know what turns a woman on at first glance.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hyperkinetic_Exertion
Well. That's a thing. Great power, but I'm having trouble of thinking of the perverted uses. Use kinetic force to blow up the skirts of every woman in a mile, maybe? If I was a psycho this power would be more applicable to this thread, but I don't want to hurt anyone.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Vision
Woop woop woop woopwoopwoopwoop
>>519686
you'll have one hell of a climax my friend
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumption_Healing
just play vamp... chicks dig the sparkles...
Telekinetic Combat.
Pick up chicks, levitate them in various positions while fucking them.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soullessness
Well fuck, guess im just a superassassin.
Anyone want me on their shitty team?
also i guess i could rape people and not give a shit about killing them afterwards, but i got no soul so I wouldn't care about the sex either. :/
'I have no code of ethics, i'll kill young people, old people, dogs, it don't matter. I just love killing!'
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnificence_Genesis
This is too easy.
>>539239
>I've got it.
I'll be a bodyguard of some sort, i have no emotions so money isn't a problem.
I'll murder and attack people and do what they ask, if my current boss wants me to break into an orphanage and impregnate every woman there, i'll do it, if they're doing something and cannot be disturbed not a single person will even get close to him.
Basically i'm the worlds best bodyguard/right hand man, and i'll work for you as long as i get to spill some blood.
>Any takers?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Human_Morphing
This is so easy it hurts.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gender_Transcendence
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Well fuck.
Guess I'm a tumblrette, then.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Creation
>The power to create bodies.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryptic_Physiology
This is OP in just about any scenario. Obviously I roulette beasts and rape all day and all night.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pathogen_Manipulation
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Guess I get to tinker around with gender-bending retroviruses.
>>539395
Twelve Monkeys?
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Negative_Forces_Manipulation
>lol best power for evil\porn
>mfw i can corrupt and make her want it
[spoiler]>>mfw i won't[/spoiler]
first try best try
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Can finally have angel waifu
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Word_Manifestation
Well, looks like I can create infinite women who want to take my cum. Goodbye, rest of the world.
Oh boy
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Energy_Absorption?useskin=oasis
Use it as a masochist power , sucking almost all the life out of them which makes an extreme amount of pain , plus i get to gain more strength for powerful penetration :^).
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seduction_Immunity?useskin=oasis
WHAT THE FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>525888
111st post in this thread
Gets trips
All of my wat
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eternal_Summer_Inducement?useskin=oasis
Threaten to trap a part of the world in eternal summer if villages don't send me their finest women monthly
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Summoning
MY WAIFU
Friction manipulation
Hot dawg!
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Negation
So I can stop light from existing
>Rape
Event Order Manipulation
Can change order of any/all events
>Can relive fucking any sexual experience that ever happened
>Can have sex robot mammoth orgies by putting two future vents next to each other
>I win
>Organic Weapons
>Can make weapons out of organic material
LITERAL PENIS SWORD.
LITERAL FUCKING SCHLONG KATANA.
>Temporal messaging: the ability to send messages through time and into someone's head.
Well some medieval women in power are getting some dirty intrusive thoughts...
>>519237
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beauty_Inducement
That is just too obvious.
>>541968
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_Mimicry
So I can make me look like someone else and gather his powers
>Rape
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Curse_Inducement
I buy a lot of random old Junk.
Then i curse all of the Junk so that if anyone buys them they will suffer a curse thematic to the piece of Junk in question.
Then I open a store, but i curse it to randomly switch and replace other stores that are small and tucked out of the way, but draw in those who would be easily convinced to buy something.
Then i put on a bathrobe and wizard hat and sell everything while watching my curses spread.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Over
The power to end the thread - sexually.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Infusion
Ladies, are you ready for a sexy abortion?
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telepathic_Language_Instruction
Umh... I guess it makes easier to fuck people from other countries.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Shieldmanship
Alright what am I supposed to do with this.
Hag Physiology.
Transform myself into a hag and therefore a women. Go up to young women and ask them for help, then when no one can see i revert back to a man and rape them.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Visual_Interface
Its essentially using your imagination.. really.
Absolute Athletism
>Do I even need to explain how I would use it sexually?
>>519237
Haha. I'd use it for everything I guess?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychopotence
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Physics?useskin=oasis
Remove clothes, move gril to me.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wish_Granting
Ooh the possibilities, but who's wishin' and who's grantin'?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Compression
Power Compression. Fucking hell, I don't even need to say anything.
i got Digital Interaction
i would collect everything what is going on in the deep web and use it to get morepowers
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Creation
I can literally make everything. EVERYTHING. I can literally fulfill all you need. I am God.
>>519237
>Photographic Existence: the power to only exist as a person within photographs
i.e. appear in photos after the fact, despite not corporeally being there when they were taken, like a ghost.
So I can vandalize porn and self-insert into some "private" photos. Woop-dee-doo.
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetokinetic_Combat
You are my meat puppet. You do not control your own muscles, and I can basically cause any possible sensation by fiddling with the potential in any given set of cells. Probably.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omega_Physiology
... So I guess I'll just go about turning the universe into my own magical realm.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Constructs?useskin=oasis
I guess I could make an energy vagina, sounds like fun
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Entity_Lordship
So basically, become a god but not the God. Sounds like a plan to me, nearly all kinks could be fulfilled.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Envy_Inducement
Yandere harem creation, I suppose?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Comedy_EmbodimentZ
im not into humiliation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Identity_Dominance
Easy pz
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Beam_Emission
Fuck, I dunno. Become the world's best fart porn star?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Bolt_Projection
>effect the probability that they will have sex with me
>effect the probability that they will do whatever i want
best power ever
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unlovability%C2%AD_Inducement?useskin=oasis. Well
Oil Vision? 'User can emit beams of oil, whether crude or processed, from their eyes'. Time for slippery, lubed oil sex? Or, I could use all the money I sell the oil for to buy all the sex I could want.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Creature_Creation
User can create any creature (be it real or not) out of cartoons, and be able to control it. They can make the creature do their bidding and also delete the creature created once they are done with it
Wow. What are the chances
>>519237
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stiffness_Manipulation
Honest to Christ, gang, I did not go hunting for that result nor even know such a defined power!
The thing is, I'm a 23 year old sufferer of erectile dysfunction. Physiological problem, not even boner pills help. I'd be all over this power.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Filth_Manipulation
>control not only physical filth and decay
>but also control the desired partners mental filth
>and cause their reason to not have sex with me to decay
I call him Trash Man
>>519237
Bump
Fuck man. How am I supposed to sexualize this? I'm fucking obliterating people from existence.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Expulsion?useskin=oasis
>>554062
fucking obliterate every man from existence so women have to have sex with you dumb ass
>>519237
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meteor_Summoning
Welp.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mediumship
Can you tell your grandma to do in the other room shes freaking me out
>>519237
>poison immunity
>???
>>519237
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Manipulation
Welp, time to reality warp me up a harem of aliens, supermodels, robots, and whatever the fuck else I want and fuck off to my private island I just made to fuck for the rest of eternity.
Easy
>>556859
I can now get through every hymen without committing rape
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intuitive_Aptitude
So at all times I know who I can manipulate and how. Get myself to Beverly Hills and manipulate a rich older woman (my type) to divorce their husband, marry me, and let me sleep with other women. Amass wealth, power, and a harem. Convince women I no longer desire to leave and convince women I want to stay.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumptive_Biological_Regeneration
OH BOY TIME FOR GENITAL MUTILATION AND HARD VORE
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Napalm_Manipulation(Pyro-Oleum_Mixture)?useskin=oasis
I force the Vietnamese into sex, or else.
