HOMESTUCK - HOMESMUT GENERAL #20
Deaf Stoner Edition
Try to Think about quality when posting:
>Does the drawing resemble the character enough to be considered Homestuck?
>Is the drawing a mess of scribbles or aesthetically displeasing?
>Accompany shitposts with quality porn
davejade
/r/ing johnxrose. not enough of it.
>>514607
I have John x Rose x Kanaya, is that good?
>>514607
>>514744
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>>514747
>>514870
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/7fq1ththgiq2ued/D0fZmV0Epr
for the anon who asked for feet
>>514884
Thank you
Grub porn when
>>514376
Im so annoyed that this shit had such a weak ending
All that fucking buildup.
What the fuck even happened, did Lord English get BTFO or what?
dump the best girl
what are some lewd fics that could reasonably fit into canon
that shit gets me rock hard
can someone edit this to get rid of the tooth. Damara doesn't have fangs
>>515407
I think it had a great ending, you were shown an 8-ball, the Juju with the game over kids (represented as the cue ball), and a pocket, Lord English was finally fucked.
I thought the ending was pretty clear and cohesive but I see a lot of angry people, I'm assuming all the gaps in the comic are to blame seeing as how you forget parts of the story which tie things together. I'd saying rereading would be rewarding but who really has time for that.
>>515744
literally two seconds in paint.net
>>514376
>Forgetting the OP links
For shame, anon.
>>515693
Thanks to paradox space, everything is canon!
Speaking of, finally finished that Jade/Roxy/Jadebot fic. Sorry for the delay.
http://pastebin.com/vw6kPh2z
Tags: JadeXRoxy, Jadebot, Dog-tier, Dog Cock, DP
>>515693
With who? There's plenty.
>>515990
>>515947
thanks
I'm talking like ovipositive where you could arguably squeeze it into the canon timeline.
characters aren't too important. Not looking for m/m though
>>514884
shit like this never ceases to amaze me
>>516508
you're welcome.
>>517005
Are there other fetish / overall versions of that? Because the pic / cosplay / fic categories were pretty cool.
>>517074
nope, it's just my own personal collection i share with those interested. i'm glad to hear others enjoy the sorting system i have going on and all the content within. it's really added up to the years, but more or less came to a halt as the frequent comic pauses took their toll on the community
oh man, more meulin?
I can't believe it's over...
>>517644
but the porn
the porn never dies
>>517665
Tru dat, but I just... idk. Am I sad that it's over or am I not happy with the ending? Or both?
>>517732
most probably both
also this is still a porn thred so have it
needs more nic cage
>>517872
best
so it seems the thread is overtaken by cockanaya and aradiabot
i am totally fine with that, these two girls are the best
>>517974
don't tell me that you can resist these curves unless you aren't into girls at all
>>518032
any futaAradias in the stock?
>>518039
damara but w/e
>>518126
All Megidos will do.
Now where was that anon who promised to dump SDT assets
>>518144
gimme a bit and I can. Any requests while I get shit ready?
>>518146
Is there any Davepeta stuff out there? Even Jasprose has at least one decent pic
>>518153
If you mean SDT, no, i don't have any. But in general probably, but idk
https://mega.nz/#!AQYhzCDK
Not the other guys, but here's an sdt folder I have.
>>518168
whoops
https://mega.nz/#!AQYhzCDK!RgwXnW62UUmqv0dF2eQHzP5LEN1ozFMjnYyqyYksQcY
anyone got any good rose/mom? like not roxy but mom lalonde... its so hard to find...
>>518374
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>>518390
>no link to old thread
>no fic list or other resource links in OP
You guys have gotten sloppy at this. The comic ending has addled your brains.
pastebin.com/8XfBnwf8
anyone got a link to long distance relationship? Can't really find it anywhere, and all the images on the desustorage thread are dead
>>519153
just for you anon
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/22201840/Docs/longdistancerelationship.pdf
>>518169
weird, it seemed like an updated version of some sdt folder i downloaded, but your version is actually missing stuff
>>519236
>blue eyes
WROGN
...how would all the kids be in bed
anyone got any good chub/fatstuck?
>>519419
>John: Nervous, constantly cracking jokes to the point where it either kills the mood through bad puns or you both just end up in giggle fits.
>Dave: Pretty quiet throughout the whole ordeal, kinda mechanical. Entirely because he is freaking out internally and desperately trying to work out what the hell he should be doing.
>Rose: Massive cocktease. Has read all the literature in the world and knows exactly how to wrap you round her finger. Lots of low-key S&M
>Jade: Enthusiastic, wild and entirely improvised. Most likely to pin you down for a quickie on the couch when no one is looking.
>Jane: Pretty shy and vanilla. Tends not to experiment too much, and takes abit of coaxing to get her try new things.
>Dirk: Awesome. That is all.
>Jake: Has literally no idea what he is doing and will probably try all the "tricks" from the pornos he's watched. This will not end well.
>Roxy: When drunk, its a messy but enjoyable experience. When sober she brings her A-game and blows your goddamn mind. Most likely to request a three-or-moresome.
>>519321
I think that was from before we knew the kids' eye colors, or else Disregard made an honest mistake
>>519724
dunno about Disregard, but there are many artists online that intentionally draw characters with different eye colors (just as with skin color). Some, in order to push their agenda, even claim that the flashes or panels aren't canon...
>>519754
>>519755
the fuck is that gremlin
>>520104
Drak is a retard with a shitty tentacle kink.
>>519236
neato, thanks
Anybody got a link to taht comic Jade creates a einstein-rose bridge and has some smut with Dave? I cant find it anywhere
>>520543
>>520214
It's Karkat, can't you tell?
>>520520
I'm sorry you can;t read anon
Gotta love cute girls getting eaten out
>>520720
>>520544
sure wish there was more ghb/terezi art
>>514376
More trolls
>>521097
what is this, a picture for ants?
>>521661
A mother will do whatever is best for her children
a friendly reminder that we always need more juicy jade cocks
>>521671
ok
Hot off the presses.
>>521984
Nice.
>>520720
did someone say eating out
>>522004
the only good thing to come out of the tavris ship is this artist's porn
>>522009
>>522015
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>>522004
Thank you sweet anon
>>522020
no problemo friend
it's a cause i believe in wholeheartedly
>>515404
>LE
>not having a 30-yard Magnum Dong
heresy
>>522022
Eating out is gods gift to men and women desu
>>517755
This artist would be better if their faces didn't haunt my nightmares
ok last one
>>522042
this
seriously
it's the best thing to happen to sex
although i may be fresh out
>>522104
![[P] [Zaagn] creepy girl 00.png](https://i.imgur.com/z9prdbm.png "[P] [Zaagn] creepy girl 00.png")
>>522047
Glub and creepy are inextricable.
god damn do i love eating pussy
i wish my girlfriend was into homestuck
>>521984
>this will never be you
when is someone gonna make me a slave to long, hard megacocks
>>522151
why does that matter
just revel in the pussy eating
let's hear it for lalondecest
>>522157
Oh god.
Is there more cherub snake porn?
Okay, whilst we're on this pussy-eating bent, can anyone give me some tips on writign that kind of scene? Like, good ways to descrbie both the act of givign and receiving? I always feel like its a massive sticking point in my smut.
>>516007
seconding this request.
>>517896
is that fucking whistles
>>522382
Yep
>>522167
Think about the aspects that get you hot and bothered. Then use poetic language to describe it. That's really the best advice I can offer.
>>522167
curling and pushing are good words to use for it, and hot and warm and sticky and all that. idk man just dont worry about being cheesy
>>522407
I WANNA PUT MY FUCKING FACE IN THAT while she tends to my own sexual organs with her feet
2/10 thread no karezi
>>522840
>>520104
There ain't no room to judge here, but that's fucking retarded. I cum here to see pics of Jade/Rose/Kanaya. If they're not drawn at least a little bit like them, then I might as well be fapping to something else.
/rant/ over.
anyone have this? or its source?
>>523121
it gets reposted like every thread, goddammit. Just google it already.
>>517874
also, footjobs
Does anyone have an old pic that was on paheal I think a few years back with John/Jade and Dave/Rose and they were counting each girls orgasms? I can't seem to find it anymore
>>523390
I got you senpai
>>523352
footjobs are the best
>>523424
I don't think that artist has ever given a girl an orgasm before.
>>523424
Holy shit man thanks
take this
http://archiveofourown.org/works/266948
>>523816
Geist is a marvelous writer.
>>523390
>>523424
similar concept
>>525044
Yes, yes. I think the only authors I like beside Geist are Scratchy Acid and Anon_H
Bonus for Scrathcy since the dude does fics with hemaphrodite trolls and others single-gendered ones. So everyone ends up winning
>>522896
my autism says no, but my sides are in orbit,
>>523816
To where would you like for us to take that sir
>>523816
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/266948
good shit.
GREAT SHIT.
Any good pregnancy stuff
