Smut https://titanpad.com/UbgrnuFY1x
Alien lovers
Also kmg posted this at the end of last thread.
>>375175
Shame that she is just a stock photo human under that mask
>>375179
Fuck bioware
The only right way to deal with alien invaders
I really enjoy cultural exchanges.
The other thread is just fine, why make a new one?
Please post Sangheili.
>>375291
Because it's past the bump limit, so it's going to fall off soon.
>>375291
Past bump limit and page 9. Seeing how slow /aco/ is, we could adopt the general practice of waiting until page 10 to make a new thread.
>>375299
>tfw no cute sangheili
here, it aint much, but here's an alien OC i made in Blender...
>>375317
>>375317
The face and proportions are kinda weird, but that could just be me.
Not bad.
>>375320
if only i knew how to face and proportions...
>>375299
>>375324
Not saying you don't, I just thought it was weird.
>>375347
nonono, im legitimately wishing i was good at those aspects of art
>>375317
Is it a robot?
>>375303
Page 9 is close enough
>tfw plaz is kill
>>375374
its an alien...
>>375392
Robots can be aliens.
>>375425
its not a robot, its an organism, naturally conceived...
>>375468
okay
>>376226
That face
>when you forget to put sugar in the lemonade
>>376239
>>375325
Absolutely THICK
more crappy 3d
>>375164
i think its safe to say that THAT will CUM in HANDY
>>376777
fucking Carlos
>>376378
>You will never come across and molest the perfect ass of a trapped xenomorph
>>376860
Right now in alternate universe 42069-gamma-delta, xenomorphs are using the internet. Some of them are on an anonymous cambodian throat singing imageboard. Some of those are on the porn board. Some of the porn board browsing xenomorphs are on a thread dedicated to non-terrestrial, exotic lifeforms, humans are among them because they starred as the monster in a blockbuster movie 30 years ago. One xenomorphs sees a picture and stops masturbating to post her feels. She types '>tfw you will never encounter a bound-up human and molest his alien dick'
She goes back to masturbating to the thought
>>377014
why even live
>>376163
>Not sticking one in her ass and the other in her vaginia
>>376860
Could still stab you, senpai
I am confused and disappointed by the lack of Xenoblade Chronicles X xeno porn.
>You're Anon, an average lad in today's world
>Be browsing /d/, xeno thread
>About to bust a nut to a particularly THICC xenomorph
>Hear a knock on the bedroom door
>That's weird as fuck, you're alone at home
>Get up, feel woozy, almost fall
>Look around
>Shit suddenly changed!
>Carpet is thicker and a different color entirely
>Smells weird
>Door handle is slightly differently shaped
>Hear clacking on a keyboard behind you
>Turn around, in your computer chair sits a chubby xenomorph
>She's browsing /d/, human thread, fingering herself to an image of a very muscular aryan guy
>She's wearing a generic graphic tee like you are
>Her jeans are wadded up on the ground by her feet like yours were
>You decide to get the fuck outta here
>Grab the bedroom door handle and open the door quietly
>A prolonged creak escapes the hinges as you open it
>You hear a gasp
>Turn around
>Xenomorph is sitting in the chair facing you, holding her legs together and covering herself
>You stare at eachother for a moment
>"Oh shit a human!" she spouts
>You slowly close the door with you on the other side
>She follows you, holding what you recognize as the police baton you kept in your desk
>She probably thinks you're going to lay eggs in her or something, that human looked pretty scary on the computer
>>375198
If she has no holes how do they fuck?
>>377231
From what I can gather from the pic, she's basically a slime with a skeleton inside.
So... he just stuck it in her.
>>377163
part 2?
More snek plz
>>377163
Pls part 2 pls
>>376754
>Mfw Starbound Hylotl porn
Wew.
Would anyone actually fuck a Xenomorph? Provided it's bounded by an expensive as fuck containment unit.
>>377550
If I knew 100% it would not attack or kill me then yes I would
>>377550
>would anyone fuck a xenomorph
Nigga the whole thread wants to fuck one
>>376754
I totally forgot about Starbound.
>>377618
so did the devs
>>377622
>Mfw bought it on beta release because got bored of Terraria
>Shit combat
>Shit mechanics
>Frame rate issues on a rig that runs Planetside 2 on high settings with 100+fps
>Wretched enemy designs
>7 fucking combat revamp updates
>Still beta after 5 years
Why hasn't this game faded completely yet? Still fucking mad to this day I spent money on the putrid goatshit called Starbound.
>>376752
What's this position called?
>>377622
>My friend still maintains hope with those "Daily Updates" that don't do much
Sometimes I wish I had the spirit others do.
Oh well at least it spawned some good porn.
>>377163
Writefag is returned bump
>>377550
Xenomorphs are meant to be a metaphor for rape. Everything they do is against the will of the human in question and is meant to harm them. I don't know about you, but to me the idea of a monster built on the idea of taking away one's freedom of choice actually giving it to you is pretty fucking hot.
>>377892
They've been considered a metaphor for male rape in particular. And if you watch any of the making-of documentaries, Giger explains how he deliberately designed the Alien to be as 'erotic' as possible. The one on the Alien 3 blurays is particularly interesting, at one point, it was designed with a 'sensual' female mouth and would give its prey a lethal 'kiss', pulling their organs out through their mouth with a barbed tongue.
>>377550
I want to fucking merge with one anon, admittedly a Queen but still
Of course I'd fuck one.
>>377276
You realize we're all just blobs of mostly-water slime with a skeleton inside
>>378029
We're all the same on the inside baby. Spread the love
>>377421
>>377163
Not the same Anon, but…
>No intent of having your ass beat in some strange alien house, you book it. Fast.
>The Xenomorph's faster, but you've most of a hall's head start.
>Mere meters between you and them, you're out their strange front door.
>Slamming it shut behind you, you proceed to fall flat upon your face as another wave of dizziness hits you.
>Neighbor, returning from a walk, asks if you're alright. "Why'd you go and fall on your face Anon?"
>Can't tell the truth, don't rightly know, quickly make up an excuse and wave them off. Wait until they're gone to use your emergency key and get back inside.
>Were you hallucinating? Are you sick? Warm shower, you'll take a warm shower and see if that helps.
>Grab your change of clothes, get the water good and hot, strip down, and step into the shower.
>Calming. Relaxing. Nice and dark.
>… Dark? You turned your bathroom light-
>Silhouette. There's a silhouette on the other side of the curtain / slide.
>Against your better judgement, you reach to pull it aside.
>A black, chitinous hand is already there. Slides it away first.
>In full, exposed glory is the chubby Xenomorph from before. She has a towel in hand - quickly using it to make herself modest - but her discarded clothes are nowhere to be seen.
>For a split second she looks ready to scream, hiss, bite your head off.
>Expression quickly changes to confusion. Likely realizing this is not her bathroom, not her shower door / curtain in hand, her clothing pile crumpled in the corner.
>Treated to the sight of her jiggling backside racing out the door, presumably to make a similar escape to yours.
>>378198
More?
>>378454
Thats not an alien.
>>378449
Any smut is welcome in these halls.
>>377163
>>She probably thinks you're going to lay eggs in her or something, that human looked pretty scary on the computer
>>378959
What an interesting concept
>>378198
It's been 20 hours since the last moar from either of you...C'mon, Anon(s), don't make us suffer like this.
>>377550
Enough rhetorical questions.
>>377892
Nah dude, you're supposed to rape it back.
>>380556
Oh hey, male Xeno ass. Don't see that often e-
>Notice the head's shape
… Is that-
>Search the file's name
>Sure enough...
Fucking Zano!
>>375198
Anyone know any books with shit like this? Doesn't have to be smut but aliens and humans interacting like this?
I want to cuddle the snek.
>>381195
And sneks would want to cuddle humans. Humans pump off a lot of heat and those coldblooded types would love the hell out of it. Imagine, an alien race conquering or trying to ally has hard as they can with humans to have something warmblooded to cuddle with. Reminds me of how those reptilian aliens in outlaw star are canonically too friendly towards humans.
>>381202
Sounds adorably sweet.
>>380551
Kaminoans are my secret weakness.
>>380722
Not books but there was that comic series on deviantart about a lizard-like alien lady and her human friend doing cute things.
>>381222
http://vladcorail.deviantart.com/
He even made Na'vi likable by having the females lusting after/chasing humans guys like Pepe/Fifi
>>381202
>those reptilian aliens in outlaw star are canonically too friendly towards humans
This has interesting implications.
Hello people. Just letting you all know I got my computer back and will finish typing the story in the next 48 hours.
Hopefully the people who asked and were hyped for it back when I started havent died of old age yet.
>>381611
How long have you been working on that?
Must either be months or an actual year by now.
>>381789
I started in mid-august. So yeah, very long time.
>>381796
You remind me of myself a bit. View your work with a critical eye but don't be a perfectionist. Good writers produce.
Speaking of which, I should really get to work on my own story.
>>381611
Welcome back, hope you've recovered safely from your illness from last time. Was worried about you and prayed for your health. Good luck polishing up the editing and looking forward to the final product!
>>375179
Here is a superior fan design. Though this one is perhaps too similar to Asari.
>>382270
And another option.
>>382094
No kissing
>>381202
>those reptilian aliens in outlaw star
> we will never fug xeno in our lifetime
>>375179
>>382270
>>382272
Let's be real though, the only time Tali ever looks good is when her mask is on. Not to say that she's ugly or anything. It's just that I find it hard to believe that there'd ever be a design that is completely perfect for her. I think it's just better to leave it on and let peoples imaginations fill in the blanks.
>>382307
This nigga gets it.
Though that might also be my clothed/mask fetish talking.
>>382297
Holy butterface, Batman...
>>382297
>>381202
Silgrians.
>>382354
Have some more.
>>382356
Not familiar with writefag threads on /d/ (formerly posted on /tg/). What's the etiquette? Do I post the thing in parts within the thread or just put it all on pastebin and link it here?
>>382476
Link to a pastebin is optimal, so that it's not using up posts and having a link in the titanpad makes sure it lives on after the current thread dies.
>>382476
Dpends on you really. The greentex stories are more of "spun of the moment" ones, written with not much tought and as the idea comes.
The pastebin ones are normaly written with more care and actually resamble actual stories, and normally get saved on the smut titanpad.
>>382476
Both seem to be tolerated. Have been in the recent past with no signs to the contrary in both /aco/ and /d/.
The pastebin seems to be the most favored option. Though Some short fics as thread posts have appeared at times.
>>382476
Pastebin it. It doesn't clutter up the thread that way.
snek tits
Fresh OC, a bit rough but I can clean it up another day.
Dubs decides what I draw lewds of later.
1/14
>>383171
2/14
>>383173
3/14
>>383174
4/14
>>383176
5/14
>>383180
6/14
>>383181
7/14
>>383183
8/14
fuck I just realized that I didn't sign any of these
>>383185
9/14
>>383186
10/14
artist name is Komissar bAv btw
>>383188
11/14
>>383190
12/14
>>383193
13/14
>>383194
14/14
That's the end of this dump, requests would be appreciated.
>>383198
the various xeno waifus being lewd in public with their humans
>>383186
Is that a fucking giant skeleton?
How do I fuck the giant skeleton?
>>383217
you bone it
>>383217
Very carefully.
>>383219
bdum-tis
>>383217
You don't fuck it
>it fucks you
>>377635
They're still working on it and post a new update every few months.
>>383194
After reading that one fanfic, I feel the need to ask for lewds of this.
>>379803
Not my best, but fine:
>You turn off the water and quickly search throughout the house.
>No sign of the Xenomorph anywhere. Bedroom's clear, halls are empty, neighbors aren't screaming, it's gone.
>Or hiding. But nothing with a backside like that could hide in your house, fat tail or no.
>No doubt about it: You're sick. Have to be. Explains the nausea, things feeling strange, visions.
>Put on pajamas, throw your old clothes into a hamper, and climb into bed to force yourself to sleep early.
>Drifting in and out of awareness, too tense to sleep peacefully. Clock keeps jumping ahead: Thirty minutes here, forty five there... minus ninety five.
>Odd. Didn't you pass one in the morning a couple glances ago?
>Something heavy drapes over your side. A warm breath washes against the back of your neck.
>Now you're awake. Awake, a little confused, and very alarmed.
>Forcing yourself to listen over the sound of your thundering heart you can hear someone... some THING, as they breath behind you. A faint, rattling hiss to each exhalation. Something moving under the covers disturbs the sheets.
>Force yourself to look down very slowly. Even with only the glow of your alarm you recognize that hand, the forearm it's attached to.
>"Nnmm."
>Without thought the sleeping Xenomorph pulls their arm in, bringing your body along with it until you're pressed flush against her. You can feel the tops of her thighs against the underside of yours, her face almost nestle itself into the crook of your neck.
>Feel sickly afraid.
>"Mmn. Hmmm. ...Mrn?"
>The languid breathing stops. The quiet hissing shifts to half-aware sniffing. You can feel her leg and arm muscles tense suddenly, her mouth begin to open...
>The weight's gone. Your covers are empty underneath you, your clock giving the right time.
>A dream? Had to be, no way it could be anything-
>The moisture from their warm breath still clings to the back of your neck.
>>383171
If we bone will it latch on and take over my body?
just finished this
So, I got a question.
When do we get Gatekeeper porn?
It's a fucking ball of flesh and tentacles, for gods sake
>>375865
I need more fem predator stuff.
very little xeno+women stuff
>>383547
More please?
>>383661
those aliens are female though
>>383176
This one is the cutest.
>>383194
tsundere so powerful
>>383174
Throwing my vote in for porn of this one.
>>383674
an entire race of tsundere
>>383667
Thanks.
did 3d fanart of a guy's character
>>383710
>>383715
>>383716
>>383717
>>383724
well desu, i modeled it not only because i like the character, the simplicity of it is easy to model. i kinda wanna do a xenomorph at some point. but idk just yet.
>>383727
Makes sense, you could start with a standard human model and just modify it to make it.
Just know that there are people out there who would love it if you started doing this in a regular basis.
Maybe try slowly getting more complicated? You dont have to go full xenomoeph just yet. Try your hand on things that are inbetween in terms of dificulty, like Asari or Puazi.
>>383176
Voting for this qt
You guys heard of this?
http://tgchan.org/wiki/Enemy_Quest
It's Xeno as fuck and a pretty good read.
>>383736
>/fit/-waifu
Best waifu.
>>383736
Fan-dump imminent.
>>383792
>>383793
>>383794
>>383795
>>383801
>>383804
>>383805
>>383807
>>383811
>>383141
InGen? what? is there some context to this I'm missing that connects to Jurassic park?
Okay so the one guy's mostly clean dump was accompanied by asking which one Anons would like a lewd of (adorable white midget please)
But let's not go crazy dumping sfw pics. This is ADULT cartoons after all.
>>383547
This is interesting
>>383800
Well I guess we're getting porn of the blue one.
>>383813
Where'd you get the fan art from?
>>383856
Around Quest-Discussions.
Mostly: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/90830.html
>>383190
>that alien
ANON!
I REMEMBER YOU.
YOU ARE DOING GOOD SHIT, MY MAN. EXCELLENT SHIT.
>>383813
Ah, the most fabulous waifu of them all.
>tfw Clif bars
>>383869
>>383872
>>383876
lol
>>383201
anon pls
>>383261
heh.
>>383348
Good taste. I'll see what I can do.
>>383593
Atraxei have a mouth on the underside of their bodies, think Half-Life barnacles, but with legs. You'd get some real good head if you avoid the teeth, but if you go too deep you'll go into her stomach.
>>383633
Ayyy. I forgot to use my name when posting, but here's my blog: http://komissar-bav.tumblr.com/
>>383678
Adding to the list.
>>383735
qt snowjelly waifu coming up.
>>383674
>>383681
>>383800
pic related, bit of an older sketch but it still holds up well.
I also have a thing written, too! http://pastebin.com/czqm7TuQ
>>383853
fishjelly smut confirmed.
>>383860
Many thanks, anon.
>>383912
toruan's sound dangerous
>>383940
Well yes, they do have gigantic chainsaws on hand all the time.
My harem:
>Skryyth
Because I want to pet the grumpy tentacles.
>Toruan
Because an irritable lobster in power armor is just something you don't want as an enemy.
>Spyukeii
scary skeleton.
>Vaervodast
Because delicious tummy.
>>383736
I am going to read the fuck out of this.
>>383660
>>383989
>>383991
>that fucking mouth
Jesus H. Christ.
>>383994
It's unexpectedly common in Eastern Yautja images
>>384011
>common
Fucking depressing.
>>383736
>Extradimensional
>Not extraterrestrial
Still counts.
>>384025
If it was not born on earth it is an extraterrestrial. Extradimentional is just an extra adjective.
>>384025
Extradimensional is good too.
>>384031
Never said it wasn't.
>tfw will never be a sexy female monster alien and have sex with curious sexually voracious humans
>>384051
>>384064
Pure suffering.
>>384092
>>383736
Jesus Christ, Polyphema part is probably the hottest thing I have ever read. She is perfect.
>>384095
Believe me.
It gets better.
questing beast
>>384119
>watching you with those back-eyes as you fuck her from behind
That's my fetish
>>384095
Poly has class and experience.
GG has power and confidence.
Meg is cool and adventurous.
Bika is strange and adorable.
They're all perfect in their own way.
>>383736
Really wish it could be all filtered down into a 'standard' story. As well as continued. Quite liked everything I read so far.
>>384209
>As well as continued
It's still ongoing.
Active thread : http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/662452.html
Don't ever stick your dick in crazy.
>>384216
>It's still ongoing.
Praise be to Brom.
>>384218
I don't know, that looks kinda hot...
>>384232
Ladies, gentlemen, miscellaneous.
I give you /Xeno/.
What would you do with your xenomilf waifu, /aco/? Would you be comfortable with her nudism?
/r/ing some mass effect, preferably some good female salarians and krogans.
>>384324
Have a thicc quarian.
>>384324
>>384303
Would make sweet, passionate love to her every day.
Several times a day.
And yes, I'd be very VERY comfortable with her nudism.
Although I guess things might get a little awkward if I ever had guests.
>>384383
mammaries on a salarian? c'mon guys I thought you were xenophiles.
>>384303
>in the house with xenomilf
>in the nude
>lounging on top of her
>hugging me against her with her lower arms
>stroking my face and hair with her upper hands
>pure love
>>384303
>What would you do with your xenomilf waifu, /aco/?
have lots of hybrid kids
>Would you be comfortable with her nudism?
i would encourage it
>>384303
Be a good mate to her?
>Would you be comfortable with her nudism?
I wouldn't mind at all
>>375179
Dayum shame
Currently writing a thing, will post to titanpad either later or tomorrow.
>>384495
Hype.
