Smut https://titanpad.com/UbgrnuFY1x
Buckle up cause it's gonna get weird.
>>317855
My dick.
That should start us off.
Is the anon who drew this still alive?
You would have sex with your adoptive alien sister would you /aco/?
>>317879
Who wouldn't?
>>317930
Official old style tyranid tittys incoming.
>>317930
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>>317976
>>317855
That might cum in handy.
>>317867
I never got this pic.. Is it stealing his keys and distracting him by fucking him?
>>318120
Certainly brings new meaning to the term 'handjob.'
>>317879
That pretty much goes without saying.
>>318018
Oh lord the boner from these...
If your gonna go to the trouble of imagining and drawing an alien, then give it some "alien" genitals. A lot of these are just slightly discolored human pussies, give them a couple extra clits or some tentacles or something!
Pic kinda related, but still way too generic human pussy imo.
>>318219
Well don't just bitch and moan about it.
Post some more examples!
>>318120
fuck off carlos
>>318219
If you say so anon...
>>318020
>>318006
>>318001
>>317996
Also, is that what waits for us in the palace of slaanesh?
>>318189
Pretty sure it's just taking its hotel key back after it left it for him at the bar in the lobby.
>>318342
Heres the story.
For all the time she worked in the hotel, she had never seen a human before. Working through the pipes and maintenance as a cleaner of grit and mildew, Claris was a clean reliable little worker who enjoyed handling the upper maintenance levels. It all started when she was cleaning a clogged shower head, and just happened to see her first human body, staring straight down onto an odd pinkish face, a triangular short proboscis and a smooth lean body down all the way to the dangling other proboscis between its legs.
She always was a teasing little minx, enjoying her days by occasionally popping out of pipes to slicken up her tongue along someone's leg or genitalia, which was why she always loved the shower pipes. But she had to be careful for this one, he looked rather skittish. She waited until his eyes were closed by shampoo before skittering out and grabbing his room key before waiting above his bed. The hot showers always encouraged a nice lie-down...and something more.
A few minutes later, she would strike like a spider, plopping down onto his chest and surprising the human enough to make him fall out of bed, torn between either holding his dick or delaying his fall. He would have batted her away before showing off the key in her tongue's grip.
"Ah ah aaaaah," she said before grabbing it in one leg. "Don't you worry sweetie, just doing a little room cleaning...such a messy bed you made, I'll have to use some...special detergent."
Before the human could protest, her ovipositor had opened up to suckle upon his cock, feeling as if he were receiving quite the tight-throated blowjob. Enough internal twitchings from her semi-transparent body made him submit with an already-raging arousal, and she soon found him willing to be ridden.
>>318219
>>318241
ah fine, but its much simpler to bitch about smut than it is to make it.
My porn folder is 57.8 gigs, i'll have to do a bit of searching for alien pussies though. Even my "alien" folders aren't catogorized by vagina types, but I willl start sorting and post what I can dig up.
>>318403
Keeping one hand away from him with a light touch of her stiff appendage, Claris squealed as her tongue caught the room key, moaning as she slid herself down deeper and deeper. Two things she loved about her abdomen. One, it was empty of all organs meaning more room to hold large members, a necessity of her species considering everything important was at the thorax. Two, she could see the wondrously pink shaft slither back and forth with her movements.
Her other appendages, two unnatural clawed steel serpents, were eagerly teasing at the human's testes to further encourage his seed. Hot precum spurted into her, which by her size gave her an insta-hot feeling of thick human goo, moaning as her little appendages planted firmly on either side of the human waist.
"Ooooh...such a BIG human, I bet all the little ladies tell you that hmmm?"
She herself could barely last from the xenophiliac lust she was already feeding from this encounter. Using her bionic claws, she pushed herself down harder and rode the moaning helpless human being, gasping and twitching all over as her abdomen quivered hotly beneath her pulsating thorax. She could barely stand it, and it took all of her little willpower to not cum before the human did, his outright cry of bliss signifying a tremendous squirt of juicy Earth-bound semen straight into the deepest reaches of her abdomen. Her thorax shivered from such proximity of warmth, as she herself came in turn as thick water-like droplets, like condensation from a crystal underground.
"Mmmmmm...oooooh...th-thank you for patronising at The Hiveworks Hotel...we...h-hope you enjoy your stay here...hhhhoh...r-room cleaning's on the house I'll...just, give this back to you. Good daaaay!"
>>318408
With a giggle and a twitch as her ovipositor slowly reshut itself, struggling to contain the thick human seed that now permeated her abdomen to become a ghostly pale shade, Claris skittered off back towards the shower drain and clambered back through the pipes. She hoped that the human didn't even realise that she wasn't on duty today, or else she'd never hear the end of it from Management.
>>318273
Well, will try finding some more too, found a folder full of weird cock.
>>318440
>>318455
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>>318492
>>317862
Nyarlathotep?
>>318492
>Filename
I know where that's from m80, and it ain't exactly a zee-no.
>>318500
>>318561
Sush, let them dream, its one of the most simple and nicer designs to look at.
>>318120
CARLOS! Fucking lost, good one mate.
Would you be able to handle a snek forcing herself on you like this?
>>318689
>>318689
Don't know if I'd resist that kind of snek.
>>317947
That ass.
>>318561
the holes in the cunt gave it away
reminds me of that flash where they give you a handjob with a hole through their hand
except, you know, it's not a hand.
Any got stuff of Kaminoans from Star Wars?
Although honestly, all xeno is good xeno.
>>317855
I have literally no idea what's going on in this picture
>>318233
Oooooh, hey, I have been looking for the smut story someone wrote with this pic, does anyone know where I can find it?
>>319101
It's in the link in the OP post. It's title is something about dancing in the sun or whatever.
>>319103
Ohhh, neat, thought the link was just for the pic in the OP. Thanks a ton.
>>318492
>holes in labia
>fangs
>but mainly the holes in labia
Nope.
>>319114
These arent fangs anon, more like claws that secure your cock inside so you dont pull out to cum.
>>319099
It's a species that keeps their reproductive organs in their 'arms'. The skin pulls back, they link up, do the squishy dance etc. It's an old ChimeraSynx drawing.
>>318492
Oh shit, i know where it from and i have a pack of this... But i don't think post the original is a good idea.
Which ones would be a part of your alien harem?
>>319395
014 -Fucking cute for some reason
058
068- alien in latex with transparent clothes. kinky acts incoming.
079- another cute one
118- that ne is just elegant. imagine how nice would be to be pushed into bed by that huge arm and them mounted.
129- is that bulbous stuff sheep like wool patches or a rock like skin? will go for the former.
148- this burly alien will be your bro in space, even if its a female.
161- delicious smooth exoskeleton.
176 - pretty much a human with a deer head. Would share my humanoid problems with and cuddle aftewards.
189 - shy walking legs
if it was to marry and have a happy interspecies relationship with...I dont know, a lot of these ones I choose I actually found sexy or adorable
on a side note, I think I would never a 086, reminds me way too much of a deformed mutant human.
>>319395
193 and 204 have some absolutely deliciously thick looking thighs.
Someone drew an alien in the OC thread
>>319581
>thick thighs
>no mention of 18
>>319336
It's one of the few pictures that I can't really get off on because it reminds me of that salad fingers episode where he pulls back his finger skin to write a letter.
Which caste is best?
>>319743
The biggest one you can mate with without being horribly mauled
Hey guys, just a quick update.
I am ill. And it isnt something mild. As of right now I have both Dengue Fever and a build up of Synovial fluid on my left knee. I can only walk with a cane and its getting worse.
I did a lot of corrections on the Story thanks to RedSnow. I will try to publish it by Sunday, unless I end up in the hospital.
>>319807
>Dengue Fever
Holy shit I didn't know they got internet in zimbabwe.
>>319813
Top kek.
Im actually Brazilian. Whenever you hear someone say we will be a super power by 2025, feel free to all it bullshit.
>Also, you meant "had" instead of "got"
>>319743
Not sure, which one is the roughest?
Going by looks alone, I'd say the pink and white one. I like the head and judging by that thing on its back, its the breeder caste. Would be fun.
>you will never be the king of a xeno hive whose inhabitants consists entirely of your childen
why live
>>319680
>>319688
Nice, love this stuff. I remember one anon wrote some short greentext about young boys havin fun with a chained up Wraith. If that anon is still here, know that you made my dick happy that day.
>>319820
I hear tell that zika virus is passing around brazil as well.
Keep safe anon.
>>319807
Jesus Christ bruh are you going to die
>>319831
Zika is indeed going around, especially in the northeast region, which is the poorest. About 2,400 ended up born with Microcephaly thanks to that already.
>>319832
Nah, I am going to fine. 90%. I had Dengue once when I was 9. Second time isnt as bad. And you can only catch it 4 times. The 4th one is the real killer tought. Know as Hemmorragic Dengue fever. You can guess what sort of stuff that shit does to you.
>>319336
That's a terrible place to keep your genitals.
>>318233
I can't find the story for this pic in the op link even, any help?
>>319903
Holy fuck anon apply yourself.
http://pastebin.com/FwGAiKEp
>>319905
Well wouldya lookit that. Sorry nothing. Thanks though.
>>319909
I was about to say it was this one here but it appears a link got duped over it.
Have to get someone on that.
>>319917
Should be fixed now
>>319917
Thank you. See, there's a reason I couldn't find it, even after scouring it repeatedly.
>>319972
I tought it was a lot of xenomorphs glued into the wall
Pred waifu
>>319591
>THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO YOU
Why live
>>320034
Because first contact is coming soon anon.
Be one of the first to get some ayylien poon.
>>320052
mlp
>>320055
Sauce?
>>320073
No anon
Did I ever mention how much xeno porn I can't post because furries have to slip their fairy faggot OC's into them.
I hate furries.
>>320082
too bad for you furries are where all the art in these threads come from
>>320085
Yeah.
At least if furries gave up the fursona thing that'd fix like 60% of the problems I have with them.
>>320131
Not the other anon, but if I'm being honest, I usually don't mind fursonas (even though I prefer humans/Anon 100%) if the fursona doesn't look like total shit. A lot of them have terrible colour schemes, and that sucks hard.
>>320196
Even if all fursonas were designed by fucking picasso they'd still be terrible due to all the related drama they cause.
>>317930
>>317947
Muh Hive fleet!
>All shall become Tiraniddo Waifus!
>>318273
>Also, is that what waits for us in the palace of slaanesh?
We can only hope, especially for the Tentacle Vaginas...
>>321000
>>321114
>pic related
>>321114
>zanburgs
Are these actually from something or just someones donut steel?
>>321118
Some Jap's OC based of the animals called sea angels, they're really fucked up animals
>>321118
They were something, they suddenly disappeared all together.
I'm actually impressed and surprised that somebody posted them here.
This weird enough for you?
Hey, little update: I just confirmation that yes, I have Dengue fever, but I will be fine. Got a few medications and loads of liquid. Also, my knee problem seems to have been caused by some other virus triggering a imunoreaction that resulted in a temporary arthritis. I dont even know how or why but the doctor says it will go away soon enough.
Will resume work on the story.
>>321151
That's a goddamn Shrieker.
>>321262
shit man are you from brazil?
>>320073
The pic is from the character queen chrysalis.
>>321324
Yeah I am. Said so up there.
>>321333
Oh, my bad.
Good to see another guy from here.
>>317855
Now that's what I call a handjob.
Stuff from the OC thread.
>>319807
OH geez man, take care and hope you feel better soon!
>>318575
>muscular alien chicks
I think I found a new /fit/ness fetish
Some new x-com 2 porn
>>322050
Points for creativity but that anatomy is kind of a clusterfuck of wats and whys
Needs more gay.
>>322094
Post your own then faggot.
>>322106
My tablet can't image search, so source please.
Does this species should be considered xeno girls?
I mean, for example the girl on the pic, she comes from a intergalactic empire that constantly expands and the society is a matriarchal type.
They are a prideful race and have a strict caste system based on the "gemstone" that predetermine their roles in their society.
Their world level of technology is advanced enough to achieve intergalactic travel and floor.
They're obviously a warlike society with imperialistic and exploitative tendences.
Is possible their species see organic life as inferior and many times is explained that they destroy life on other planets so they can "terraform" the planet to their like and expand their empire.
And talkiny about her, she is a savvy girl type and a technician coming from a intergalactic empire so...she pretty much can be the most dangerous thing on earth should she ever learn how to use a computer or notebook.
>>318492
sneaky bastard
had to compress the fuck outa this, but whatever. If I get better quality will repost
>>322739
10/10 pic anon... 10/10. Great quality
>attempt 2
>>322749
Success! I mean, was it worth it?
>>322749
Fucking love that animation.
Does anyone have a link to plaz's choose your own ending AvP story from the titanpad. Its not showing up for me
>>323461
looks like someone fucked up the links
http://pastebin.com/YA9fhDBL
>>323463
Fixed it thanks for letting me know
As the creature landed on its goat-like legs, you stood still in frightened silence. Saliva dripped from its teeth to the ground, as it turned its head towards you. Suddenly you realised it had two well-proportioned breasts adorned with piercings. It was clearly female...apparently. Then it started to speak in a raspy, gurgling voice from the depths of hell : "You will mate with me tonight, human. It is that time of the year again, when we have to reproduce... Rejoice, you have been chosen. Your semen will create new life..."
She attempted a grin, but it was only a perversion of this display of emotion...
Rarest kind of porn.
Lilibee vaginal.
Who here played yars revenge?
So, I woke up today with extreme pain on my knees and chest, along with nausea.
After a trip to the doctor, I found out that I dont have Dengue, I have Chikungunya.
They are quite similar, but chikungunya attacks the joints more, has weaker fevers and the symptoms can last up to A YEAR.
Fucking hell.
>>324443
Crap, I pity you, man
>>324443
>Chikungunya
Damn I hear that stuff can cause permanent arthritis.
Heres hoping you come out all right.
>>324443
Ouch, dude. The whole thread is rooting for you, so please come out ok.
>>324801
Is that thing in her urethra a piercing or a catheter?
>>322749
>2.23 mb
Jesus
>>317855
Do alien cockroaches count
>>324929
Original was 5.7. That there's the compressed version you're watching
>>324939
From the roach nigger manga?
I thought they were just normal roaches mutated by something?
>>324941
Yeah they are in this one though I think michelle gave birth to a girl roach
>>324974
So not aliens?
>>324443
Bruh, what the fuck. Damn that's awful.
I really don't get this fetish. I do want to have intercourse with every ayylien in this thread, but what makes me want to do that? It's because of the fetish of likeing strange creatures or because we got tired of boring human porn?
Anyone have that pic from one of the previous threads where it was a story about a blue female alien who had a guy make her a cake that she absorbed through her skin and then fucked him senseless? I forgot to save it before the thread disappeared.
>>325393
>>325630
Thanks!
>>319395
With my normie tastes?
22, 26, 34, 35, 40, 45, 56, 110, 149, and 199 for fucking
1, 3, 8, 10, 12, 23, 29, 30, 38, 39, 42, 43, 50, 54, 58, 62, 63, 64, 66, 68, 76, 80, 85, 92, 102, 111, 114, 119, 121, 123, 125, 126, 136, 137, 154, 159, 160, 164, 170, 173, 174, 180, 184, 191, and 195 ostensibly for fucking, but really for a small, crazy-ass army.
