HOMESTUCK - HOMESMUT GENERAL #15
Crocker Edition
Try to Think about quality when posting:
>Does the drawing resemble the character enough to be considered Homestuck?
>Is the drawing a mess of scribbles or aesthetically displeasing?
>Accompany shitposts with quality porn
Old Thread:
>>291647
>>291647
Image resources:
Paheal
http://rule34.paheal.net/
34 dot xxx
http://rule34.xxx/
booru
http://rule34stuck.booru.org/
recommended fic list
http://pastebin.com/8XfBnwf8
MSPARP room
http://msparp.com/acohsg
>>310560
>"Try to Think about quality when posting"
>Posts this
>OP remembered to add +1 to the thread number to correct the mistake from previous thread
i love you OP
>>311199
This is still one of the cutest Jane pics around.
Need best spunky fish girl please.
>>315838
>>315840
how do people fap to shit this bad
can we just get a GOOD PORN only thread already
>>316441
I feel you friend. It's like 1 in 30 pics in these threads is good.
>>316487
it's like not only did the porn get worse, so did the taste
i fucking miss kaybeer, man... she was great. watched a stream where she made boobdave once
>>316441
>>316487
>>316537
Well it's not like there's anything preventing you from posting better smut.
post calliope
>>318721
I think this pic and yours are the same artist. I love this guys work
>>318751
>I think
Man, this artist has produced over 200 homesmut pieces as well as a porny fananimation, and there's still people who don't know him? Look up "shamefuldisplay" on paheal.
>>318721
I have to say, I vastly prefer Jane with that body type.
Paging guy in charge of the Homestuck Foot Fetish dropbox.
http://vorelated.tumblr.com/post/137287605908/
Did somebody say cunnilingus?
>>320304
Yes I would love more
>>320304
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>>320316
Any source on this pic?
>>320328
>>320329
nope
>>320326
>"Hey kid, wanna /ss/?"
>>320330
>>320332
>>320330
damn, I really like that artstyle
>>320333
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>>320343
2 parter
>>320345
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>>320352
last one
>>319950
Theres a homestuck foot fetish dropbox?
I need it
>>320331
Whats /ss/?
>>320415
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/7fq1ththgiq2ued/D0fZmV0Epr Here you go, my man.
>>320427
Straight shota. In pornographic content a young girl is sometimes called a loli and a young boy a shota due to japanese image board influence. Therefore "straight shota" refers to raunchy depictions of a boy in an heterosexual setting, typically with an older woman. /ss/ refers to a fictitious image board where such content would be posted. "Hey kid wanna /ss/" is an old meme/catchphrase referring to a woman seducing a younger boy. This concludes your daily dose of pornographic internet slang history.
>>320323
That is magnificent, artist?
>>321897
http://glub-on-it.tumblr.com/tagged/homestuck/
Absolutely great artist.
>>311197
>dat lingerie
hnnnnnggh
>>322064
Artist? Reverse search just gives me random black and white stock photos
>>322953
all of his art is awkward and unfappable
>>324208
Literally what
![[HS] [Zaagn] Vriska breasts oral pubes 00.png](https://i.imgur.com/nNvC3NS.png "[HS] [Zaagn] Vriska breasts oral pubes 00.png")
>>324208
shit taste confirmed
How many pics do you guys have in your Homestuck folder?
>301
>>325903
I just use the internet i don;t really download for myself
>>319036
That's fair. I don't even think fat jane is canon - just another thing caliborn said to piss her off
I haven't been on /aco/ in forevs, can I still post bestiality stuff here?
>>326771
I'm afraid not. The sticky with the (very attractive) Korra picture says "Images depicting bestiality or scat are not to be uploaded".
>>326797
Well fuck that sucks, I have like 60 pictures I'd love to post ;-;
>>327229
Link them?
>>327229
Put them in imgur and post it here
>>325906
It's more about the potential to share than it is that Ill actually use it myself
>>325903
> Not 413
>>310564
That's kinda fucked up
>>328792
I love the idea that Rose is lewd as fuck
>>330191
>idea
Nook Eating
>>325903
first one is sorted, second one is unsorted
>>331924
ten outta fuckin ten
>>320320
>vestigial wriggler legs
neat.
>>317329
Holy shit, who's the artist on this? If it weren't for the noses I'd almost think Skeptic started doing porn when I stopped paying attention.
>>332144
name of the tumblr is on the treasure chest if you can tear yourself away from the serkets
>>332146
>if you can tear yourself away from the serkets
an impossible task, I'm afraid
Who is the most underrated character as far as porn and why is it The Disciple?
>>317328
Huh... never knew that matched lingerie and baked goods would be one of my kinks.
>>333415
>>333336
That's a strange way to say Serenity / Twinkly herbert, but here's some content for the rarest and most underrated.
>>333419
>>333431
Sometimes, I find myself wondering if anyone on this board has any taste what so ever. I mean, I might be the guy that's jacked off to unclothed department store mannequins, but even I have standards.
>>333438
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>>333461
no so, I don't have a think for grimbark jade savagely fucking lalondes, no nope uh-uh.
>>333464
While you're here explain to me why futa!Jade/Mom is an actual ship in the smut community?
>>333464
of course a nepeta is fine too
>>333468
Because people want to jerk off.
>>333468
well, Futa on it's own is hot because you've got a female who you think is really hot, and the presence of having a cock that you can empathize with, so you can understand what she's feeling and what her drives are,
meanwhile, dog-tier jade lets you assume she's more primal and aggressive in bed than would normally be acceptable, and that's even hotter.
As for why mom lalonde, I have no fucking clue other than all lalondes seem very fuckable, either on rose's end of being too prude and breaking her, roxy being super exciteable over everything, and both mom lalondes knowing exactly what they want.
you put all that together and bang
>>333485
but no, this is the one that always makes me feel a little weird. like, just... i dunno. (attached pic, not the one i'm replying to)
>>333492
>>333498
>>333492
The original is so much better
>>333506
I also totally place the blame for my obsession over characters with either missing facial features or no facial features with arbitrary coloration on homestuck and the wii-fit trainer.
>>333518
those eyes are terrible, and the even less finished ears. those faces are horrible
>>333526
Right, and badly edited noses and ruined coloring is so much better. Not to mention a fucked up torso on both of them.
>>333526
there's a certain point where I run out of things that are actually porn that can be posted on this board though.... some of it isn't porn, some of it is porn but can't be outside of /b/, and some of it is just pictures of cosplayers
>>333544
>fucked up torso
Roxy's back has a more extreme arch to it in the original.
otherwise the faces have less animu/mango proportions
>>333559
Fuck it, i don't care enough to break out gimp and show you
>>333559
>>333571
Roxy's upper back bends at a more sharp angle backwards in the original than in the nude edit. by 10-15 degrees.
the shoulders are in the same place, i've got them open and i'm flipping between them, the butt's in the same place....
all i'm really noticing is that in the original the noses are unnaturally pointy, rose's eyes look rejected from rick and morty, and they've both got their lower lips pushed forwards from permanent duckface.
>>333485
>empathize with cock
>>333590
I'm sorry that I triggered your autism anon, please, speak to someone about what I did and I hope you have a calm rest of the evening!
>>333590
also, they're fucking cartoons made to get your dick hard and to get off, they're not supposed to be fucking van gogh, just good enough to not be fucking terrible.
>>333595
it's a poor choice of words I admit, but I got that description from an hour and a half long psychological analysis and talk on why futanari and hermaphrodites are so popular, and why they're more popular with men than with women. It was posted on /d/ a few years ago, before /aco/ even existed.
>>333601
you're the jerkass that complained about the proportions in the version I posted, I don't honestly care, I just think the faces in the original are kinda fucky. and I mean that in the "somethings fucky" reaction image way, and not the "this makes me want to fuck something " way.
Now, Since i've exhausted most of my actual porn and /aco/ safe material, I think i'm going to finally actually fap and then play some vidya.
>>333617
Oh yeah, and that pic of nepeta was supposed to be ironic
>>333617
I'm sorry anon, It seems I've triggered your autism as well, please I hope you do find a healthy outlet for your frustration and I apologize!
>>333617
It caught me off guard, thanks.
>>333669
Honestly, I didn't even think about it and then you replied quoting it and I about died.
>>333686
anyway, i'm out. if this thread is alive tomorrow, or there's a new one, I may in fact return.
>>333468
>While you're here explain to me why futa!Jade/Mom is an actual ship in the smut community?
Links to any good fics about them?
As someone who has commissioned a ton of futa!Jade/Mom art from quite a few artists, it pretty much has to do with it being an extension of my favorite ship, Jade/Roxy. Basically, just extend Roxy's loneliness another 15-30 years, and you've got a teenage girl fucking a grown ass woman who's never so much as kissed a girl, let alone been deflowered by one.
A ton of it's anal too since come on, that's like the best kink.
Plus, you've got two plush loving, gun toting scientists, one with a daughter who never showed her affection, and another who never had a mom. With porn logic, it definitely makes sense.
![8319fd8bcb63da895673a2bbbc54d56b9623c360[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4EkwUeJ.png "8319fd8bcb63da895673a2bbbc54d56b9623c360[1].png")
>tfw you have a great crackship but it has almost no porn and half of it's crap
![beacbc73b512d751cfc3c7f8ac7ce3748f6af01b[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oENVg0o.png "beacbc73b512d751cfc3c7f8ac7ce3748f6af01b[1].png")
>>334497
![b515d6dd81f0b313d35cbf6ac4bfa6569d62343e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gShH3K2.png "b515d6dd81f0b313d35cbf6ac4bfa6569d62343e[1].png")
>>334501
Some of it isn't even just those two
![941800%20-%20Homestuck%20Karkat_Vantas%20MS_Paint_Adventures%20Porrim_Maryam%20Zaagn[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/r4cok6e.jpg "941800%20-%20Homestuck%20Karkat_Vantas%20MS_Paint_Adventures%20Porrim_Maryam%20Zaagn[1].png")
>>334502
Glub's sketches were better than the finished ones
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>>335148
Me either, honestly. Maybe it's just the output of their work? Cause it sure as hell isn't the quality.
![[HS] [Drew] Kanaya Vriska ass breasts spanking 00.png](https://i.imgur.com/Aeg8zpn.png "[HS] [Drew] Kanaya Vriska ass breasts spanking 00.png")
>>335161
He produces a lot. The quality, while not being something to admire, is still way above your "average" porn artist. Also, he's been active since like forever ago, so that helps too.
All in all, he produces fapable homesmut and it's really all that matters.
>>335959
>>335961
>no mod or fork of Free Cities with Homestuck content
why even live
>>336037
damn after googling and playing that I really want trolls in it
>>333686
laughed
lost boner
Oh my god there's a sequel.
archiveofourown.org/works/5740348
Are you ready for inter-dimensional glory-holes?
>>338501
yes
Why is tang so awful at art?
Why is Karezi so awful as a ship?
>>338501
Yes please
>>338656
friendly reminder that when you fap to tang karezi art, she drew it when she was 16
you fucking sickos
>>338749
lol it's not like its pictures of her dude
no matter how hard she self inserted
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