Time for Quest Qu- I mean Bang Quest!
I think Quests are allowed here, so lets see how this goes.
So get ready for a fantasy adventure full of knights, dragons, boobs, and dicks.
SO! Let's begin!
You are the hero of this story!
You're brave (maybe), heroic (hopefully), and clever (probably not)! You can do whatever, and whoever, you set your mind to!
But before we begin our tale of spells and swords, you must decide:
>Are you a boy or a girl?
And don't get cute on me, non-binary is not an option.
>>214235
Lad
>>214235
Gender isn't real you Cis scum
>>214244
Excellent! You're a strapping young gentleman with all the boyish charm in the world!
Next up, you must decide...
>What is your name?
And no fantasy hero would be complete without fulfilling one of the three classic archetypes!
>What class are you?
>>214246
Chris former
Mage
>>214235
Guy, with a 10.275 inch cock. you know it's exact size because in this world the hierarchy is based on the length of your dick down to the third decimal place. In your case you are upper middle class/lower upper class
>>214246
Adrian Quill
Mage
>>214250
>dong that long you could ring a gong whist wearing a thong only gets you upper middle class
dafuq?
>>214254
>>214249
Excellent! You are Chris Quill, Master Mage for the Royal Court! Your stylin' beard and floppy hat is known across the land!
And last, but most certainly not least...
>What is your life goal in this fantasy world?
>>214246
Steely Dan the Rogue
>>214276
get paid, get laid, gatorade
exclusively in that order
>>214276
Become Arch Mage or a high ranking Magus through Whatever means.
>>214276
Attain the lofty and prestigious title of Pornomancer and High Mage
>>214276
Fuck monster girls and get bitches
>>214276
To regain our youth and live a new, exciting life with the wisdom of age.
>>214281
>>214298
>>214305
Money, bitches, and power! What else could a master wizard possibly want out of life?
Nothing! That's what!
So with everything decided, it's time to begin your adventure! You'll meet friends! Make enemies! And most importantly, get off!
We begin our adventure...
>>214349
in bed, like another man, we must first wake up
>>214349
Bump
Come on OP continue this tale
>>214356
>"QUILL!"
The king bursts into your quarters. That's funny, you don't remember crawling into bed last night. Might have hit the potions a little too hard.
>"Do you have ANY idea what time it is? My god, the Red Witch could've assassinated me five times by now! I don't employ a powerful warlock to have him sleep through the day!"
He paces your chambers nervously.
>"I think she's really going to get me soon. It's got me thinking. I think that YOU should strike first. Take her out for good! Of course you'd be handsomely rewarded..."
The usually collected king looks quite out of sorts and desperate. What do you do?
>>214404
question why he is not wearing a shirt, and put your hat on, the good one, to the shitty one that the king gave you for your birthday
>>214404
Tell him we'll do as his majesty humbly requests and ask about the whereabouts of the Red Witch.
>>214404
Get out of bed and give him a slap to calm him down. After said smack, wander over to your wardrobe and loot chest to collect supplies for the kings quest.
>>214404
sumon a beast to suck the king's meaty cock~
>>214424
fuck off
>>214433
OP here
this IS an adult board, so remember to support all ideas!
>>214435
Beast literally isn't allowed here so no.
>>214421
You give the panicked king a quick slap across the face. He immediately breaks down into tears as you go through your wardrobe.
>"I-I'm sorry, Chris!"
He blubbers between sobs.
>"This witch... she's got me so afraid! I know our break-up was rough, but she has gone absolutely crazy!"
So this is the life of an all powerful wizard; getting paid to deal with a whiney king and his crazy (powerful) ex-girlfriend. What a life.
You're grabbing some gear! What do you bring along? It's best to be prepared for.... all encounters.
>>214479
Look through my collection of anime figures, grab the most moe of the bunch.
>>214479
you bring ruffies and condoms with your magic wand *wink*
>>214479
phallic shaped battle staff
>>214479
ACQUIRE THE MAGIC MISSILE
remind the king to not stick his dick in crazy
You robes, your staff and a wad of cash to supply your journey. Also a nudie mag.
bump
please tell me this will continue, at least tomorrow,
>>214582
be patient nigger
>>214538
>>214493
>>214489
>>214485
You grab your go-to items!
>A powerful wizard's staff. It seems to be VIBRATING with MAGICAL ENERGY
>A collection of multi-colored, MAGICAL condoms
>A pill bottle of FORGET-ME-NOW'S
>Your favorite dirty mag, MONSTER SLUTS. The pages are slightly crusty.
and
>The most MOE figure you have. Also slightly crusty.
>>214669
>"Maybe I should get back with her..."
The king mumbles.
And just like that, you set out on your adventure.
Are you gonna do as the king asks? Are you going to go pursue your own goals? Only you can decide that!
The path ahead is a dangerous one, even for a powerful sorcerer like you. A guide might be a good idea. Or perhaps you require more magical items? Or more money? It's your choice!
>>214672
show the king the doll
ask him if he thinks its kawaii
>>214672
If the witch is angry all we have to do is satisfy her right?
>>214678
Well, if you need anything to do, you're totally out of Forget-Me-Nows! The only place you can find Forget-Me-Now's are in the Black Market; the skeeviest place in the entire kingdom.
While not necessary, it'd be a fun way to wake up and get ready for the challenges ahead! If you so choose...
>>214701
go to the black market, see if they have any doujins, or maybe some new figures to add to our collection
>>214701
We need those Forget-Me-Nows. Our Patron Saint Bill Cosby will not be pleased is we don't have them with us.
>>214276
>Wizard
>Not Brad Bard
Pleb tier
>>214701
>Get forget me nows.
>Chug em'.
>???
>profit
>>214778
No, you fool, that's how we wound up in our bed with no memory of it, and an empty bottle of pills.
>>214704
>>214705
After exiting your Royal Quarters, a walk to the other side of the city leads you to the Black Market. It's literally a marketplace. This is where anyone can buy anything, as long as they have the money. Magic, weapons, women, you name it.
Gosh, it's a lot later than you thought. You really slept in.
>>214793
You come across your destination; Maresi, the Potionmaker. A woman with a short temper, shrewd bartering skills, and a master at making all sorts of potions, pills, and prescriptions.
>"Well~ If it isn't Mr. Quill! Have you used up all my little treats already?"
She says in her teasing voice.
>"I'd be happy to fill an order for you again, unless you wanted me to make you something else..."
What'll it be, guy?
>>214795
I'll take a fill on forget-me-now's, and maybe a couple mystery cocktails.
"I'll tell you what. You fill me up and i'll you up ;)" The wizard says to the lady as he cock begins to throb.
>>214795
whatever happens make sure she keeps the mask on
Smack her face with our mighty staff and steal any pill and stuff in sight.
Then, run the fuck away.
>>214795
You're pussy, on my staff.
Bed times.
I'll pick this up tomorrow.
>>214807
Well shit
>>214807
>Tomorrow
>Posted 3 hours ago
>3 hours ago for me is 5 am
Where in the fuck do you live man or do you have really bad sleeping habits.
>>214807
im not even here for the porn these are sick drawings and amazing storytelling
Ill be back OP, youre awesome
>>215038
Terrible, horrible sleeping habits!
>>215484
The we are the same!
Let us Sally forth, with our robe and wizard hat! Unto victory!
>>214807
>12 hours ago
Please come back OP
>>215627
You've never followed a quest before have you?
>>215663
Nope
>>215689
And the wizards staff died
Aaaaand home! Bang Quest shall commence!
Hooooray
So hype for this right now
>>216199
>mfw
>>216199
>mfw it's been 1 hour
did we get trolled hard?
>>216199
>>214796
You ask for a refill of the Forget-Me-Nows, plus an extra bottle of various tricks and experiments she's working on.
>>216364
Do you want us to just decide where to go from here or are you about to prompt us for a decision?
If the former, tell her she's looking bodacious af and Chris Quill be mirin
>>216364
>"Oh wow! That's quite the order!"
She teases in a sing-song voice.
>"I think I've got a few goodies in back that'll... satisfy you~"
>>216364
She is given quill the look.For a quest called bang quest I still didn't see any banging.
I suggest that Quill use his smoothness and flirt with her
>>216381
>"And that's gonna be a lot of gold, Chris~"
She leans in close, her impressive bust jiggling in her shirt. Her eye squints in glee.
>"And I'm sure the king isn't about to be caught with Black Market goods in his ledgers. I am willing to... barter, perhaps?"
You're low on dough, bud. You could always just walk away? Or perhaps invite her on your quest and split the prize? Or something else, maybe?
>>216399
Okay, fine, we'll go splitsies with her.
And maybe we'll splitsies her later.
>>216399
Kill her and take the goods. Fuck sex, we're a wizard for a reason.
>>216406
that reminds me of the greentext about the wizard's apprentice, anyone got it?
>>216399
fuck her and get her to join the bang quest
>>216399
Trade three condoms and four pages from your book of smut for some of those there pills. That's how bartering works, right?
>>216399
Split her prize
>>216406
Agreed.
>>216412
Never mind guys, I found it.
Let's know her first.By sexing her.
Then we invite her in our search.
>>216438
>>216405
You explain your quest to defeat the Red Witch and invite her to come along and split the dough.
>"The Red Witch?! That's suicide! But it does sound like it would pay well. I dunno..."
She seems on the hook, but not totally on board. You're a powerful wizard and make good arguments! Surely you can convince her!
>>216479
fuck her brains out, persuasively, until she has no choice but to come with you
>>216479
Offer a spell or two on the house. There has to be something that she'd want that can't be achieved without a little magical help.
>>216481
this x9001
>>216479
say you'll give her a demonstration of your staff's "powers" before you head out
Your an almighty wizard right? Magic her tits and have steamy backroom sex while she's horny, then convince her in the glorious afterglow that is sex with your almighty magical cock.
>>216498
This.
>>216498
Thirding
>>216515
Dude,that is what anon means.
>>216530
A vibrator ain't a tongue.
>>216481
this
The suspense is killing me.
>>216479
OP pls
I love seeing each new picture
you make my day a little less bleak
don't die on us
>>216638
it's cool, buddy. What joint did you go to? I'm a big fan of Whataburger. Probably won't go to McDonald's in a while because some meth'd out bitch forgot 4 orders of fries. 4 fucking orders, man.
>>216652
McDonald's is such a damn crapshoot. Like in particular, I don't think there's less consistency in quality in any other fast food place I've eaten at, talking same location.
>>216690
Yeah, I dunno what I expected. It's like the Jeb Bush of fast food. That's why I like Hardee's and Wendy's, the Jim Webb and Donald Trump of fast food, respectively.
>>216750
Passing the time in waiting for the return of OP?
>>216764
Watching semi-recent Vinesauce stuff (too wary of illusion of choice garbage to buy the game, too lazy to pirate anything), mourning my sleep schedule.
>>216764
Danm I came in waaay too late
Two days' worth of thread just to possibly stick our staff in the shopkeeper.
>>216498
Ah! Yes! THE STAFF. It's... unique shape and... interesting properties are obviously powerful arcane magic!
>>216817
With a blast of powerful magic, a beam of light flies out and, with a fantastic blast, lights up Maresi!
>>216817
Time to earn the favor of party member numero the first?
>>216824
She stands there, a bored look on her face.
>"The hell did you just do to me, Quill? I feel kinda tingly."
She grumbles.
But ho! Look at the air next to her! Magical writing scrawls itself in the open space. I wonder what these fantastical runes could mean?!
>"This better not be permanent."
What do you do?
>>216836
Ahem, "use" your magazine within her sight.
>>216836
Tell her some sick ass pick up lines
>>216841
this
tell her that her bod is bodacious af and Chris Quill be mirin
then flex your muscles and do the helicopter dick
>>216836
Barter your way to her private stock
>>216849
Invest in her business. Hang up our robe and play the stock market.
>>216841
>>216844
You give her the ol' Wizard's Bicep, and throw out the dated "What's a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this?"
You're quite the charmer.
>"Cute."
She says dryly.
>>216975
>"Look Quill, knock it off with the lame-ities. I'll come with you, if not for the money, then to help you with your game."
She huffs.
>"I'll bring along some of my goodies too."
You've gained your first party member! Maresi the Alchemist! She's a tool you can use at your despoil, so use her carefully. Now that you're properly outfitted, what's the next step? Are you going to head out, or perhaps stay and try to "hone your skills"?
>>216978
hone your skills
>>216978
Fuckin nice
>>216978
Head out there will be plenty of time to bone on the way
>>216978
Check out the goodies.
>>216978
offer her your staff
>>216978
Hone your skills
>>217018
>>216982
How tho
>>217031
Team bonding
>>217031
Dick waggling contest.
>>217031
home your staff wielding skills
>>217031
Concentration contest?
>>217031
Kill some [insert low-level enemy here]s until we level up?
Breast expansion or cum inflation.
Tell me when it shows up.
k
thx :3
>>217031
Staff vs. Potions sex training battle?
Recruit a tanky fighter in bikini mail to hide behind.
Summon giant Dildo mounts to continue the quest?
>>217037
(internet crapped out)
Team bonding, eh? I wonder what that might entail?
>"Alright, let's get going. I just need to grab a few treats for the road."
She calls out, bending over to fetch something from her drawer, revealing her revealing ensemble.
Quick! What do?
>>217031
Become closer as team members by cumming in her with your member.
>>217093
She wants you to up your game? Show her an upped game by reaching up those... Whatever the fuck those lower garments are (bootyshorts?) and complimenting what you find.
>>217087
The giant Dildo mount has been summoned
>>217093
Grope her ass
(Also for future use OP, can you list what spells Chris has)
Whip your dicc out
>>217127
>>217102
You see your opportunity to strike and go in for the kill! A well placed grab gives you two palms-full of tight, round ass. Her hips wiggle involuntarily as a reaction.
>>217158
>"O-OH!"
She gasps out.
>"Chris, what the hell do you think you're doing?!"
She yells out in her usual angry voice, yet you're pretty sure you sense a hint of excitement in her voice...
(to be continued)
I hope this thread will never 404
>>217167
double team on her with your staff.
>>217195
>>217205
Then use staff with inflated condom
use bottle of tricks as lube
Obviously not same artist but hey, have some MS paint porn
>>214439
Depends on definition of beast, really. And OP? I love you.
>>215047
>im not even here for the porn these are sick drawings and amazing storytelling
>Ill be back OP, youre awesome
I'm with this guy ^
>>217429
Same here
>>215047
You'd be shocked by /tg/
>>218084
Quests are some crazy shit. Probably one of the better outlets for creative writing on the internet.
>>218130
Hah.
Tell that to /tg/
>>218130
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Quest+quest
Enjoy.
>>216836
It's like a wand of probing.
Tomorrow the real adventure starts.
>>218213
That you, OP? You probably ought to look into identifying yourself if so, making it easier to distinctify.
>>218219
agreed
>>218219
Sorry not OP.So far he only started after midnight so we will only see him tomorrow.
>>218170
>Quest Quest
WAIT IS THAT OP??!
>>218202
Loving this thread. Makin fan art to ease the long wait.
I am now intrigued
>>217195
You give her the ol' Mage Hand, a solid SMACK sounding off her ass as it jiggles from the sudden impact.
>"A-AAH!"
She gasps out, her back arching in shock.
>>218421
>"WHAT THE FUCK, QUILL?! ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?"
She turns and yells.
>"You're already in debt to me, don't get on my bad side, you shit-head."
WOAH, MAN! Looks like you read those signals wrong. Or maybe she's just not the ass-slappin' type.
How do you respond?
don't apologize. double down. If you back down now, you'll seem weak and she'll never think your game is up
Massage it better.
>>218431
Apologize and keep your boner to yourself for now.
Since she gets turned on by vouyerism,the best course of action is to wait to get another party member so she can watch.Quill can bang her later.
>>218442
Now her fetish is voyeurism but it's not clear if she's into watching people or being watched.
>>218431
Find someone else in the market you can fuck and make her watch, or find someone to watch fucking. There must be a slavegirl pen or a brothel somewhere.
>>218431
Slowly massage the slapped region to ease her anger.
>>218431
Apologize. It was too awesome not to be touched.
>>218527
Is it starting again!?
What if we spend the entire quest not getting laid and generally being a shitty wizard?
You do not regard her warning and take the opportunity to pound her hard and since she enjoys voyeur, she wouldn't mind it later on strengthening the partnership between her and Chris
Summon dick
>>218431
whip out the "adult magazine" and moe figure and start getting busy solo to work her up.
>>218431
SHHHH!! Someone is watching us. Act casual.
>>218431
"It's important to try new things! I'll let you spank me around later."
We're a wizard. The only serious option is to cast Fireball.
>>218632
Despite our occupation, I think we should be playing like a bard.
>>218620
holy shit. This is genius. +1 on this idea.
>>218431
Lean forward and bump your hips into her posterior while 'looking over her shoulder'
>>218637
300 posts and 250 images.
>>218645
Danke.
>>218640
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>218620
Thirded.
>>218620
Go with this
Hopefully she doesn't have the fetish exclusively backwards
>>218670
Ass-backwards, even?
>>218654
Sorry, I'm a huge newfag so a lot of this stuff just went right over my head. Thanks for the warning
>>218698
On second thought, not really backwards. Voyeurism is watching, exhibitionism is being watched.
We're barking up the wrong tree, fuck.
>>218712
I'll leave you with the same wise words I received when I joined up in late '08-'09 (inb4 newfag- I'm aware): lurk moar
Posting in threads like this is fine, but you'll want to post as little as possible in actual discussions for at least 8 months, maybe even 2 years. It's a very fragile culture, and if people keep coming in without regard for it, we'll lose it.
>>218715
Well, maybe our cleverness will be rewarded? Voyeurism and exhibitionism are two sides of the same coin, after all...
>>218723
We might get a exhibitionist later on.We still don't know how many menbers our party will have.
>>218527
I sure am proud of getting a 10/10 for something I drew on Paint
I think OP is kill
>>218808
Naw, I'm working on things. Me posting before 11 pm is rare.
>>218817
I understand, I'm just nervous. I've been part of many a civ and quest threads, but they pretty much always end abruptly without warning. Sometimes in the middle of a thread. Keep up the good work m8.
>>218824
Nope. I've only done that once.
If you want, you can check out my first quests, Quest Quest, that take place in the same universe as this one
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Quest%20Quest
They start January 2015 withhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37363412/
>>218836
Whoops
Episode 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37346691/
Just found this. Seems fucking based, OP. I'll be keeping an eye on it.
>>218442
>>218478
(AND BACK!)
You offer a quick apology, wringing your hat in your hands. It seems that the staff gave a hint as to what your CHANCES with her were, and what her TURN ON'S are. Maybe if you keep those in mind, you might be able to IMPROVE YOUR GAME.
She sighs.
>"Yeah, well, I can't blame you. I have a pretty killer ass. Here."
She holds out a scroll to you.
>"I found this along with some of my stuff. It might help."
I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE?
I CAN TELL YOU WANT TO OPEN IT.
YOU DON'T?!
OF COURSE YOU DO!
I'll just open it for you.
>>218962
By the way, inb4 she has no lower jaw.
>>218962
Oh! A map!
>"It's nothing big, just the local area."
She explains.
>"If you REALLY want to find the Red Witch, she'll be over here-"
She stabs a finger at the top of the map.
"TALONCLAW TOWER. That's her place, or at least that's what the rumors say. But to get there we'd have to go through the DARKSEED FOREST and the CRAGWARDEN MOUNTAINS. Those aren't friendly places, Chris, and I'm no fighter."
She looks you up and down.
"And you're no valiant knight either. But hey, it's up to you."
SO, now that MISS EXPOSITION is done with her rant, what's next? Head on out? Hire help? Try to get it on with her again?
>>218978
We need some muscles for this journey.I bet that the local tavern will have someone qualified for this task.
>>218978
Hire a knight class party member, cast a spell to get them to bang
We need to go hire a really buff pixie to manhandle all of our enemies. They won't eve see it coming.
>>218978
Go to bar, look for a mighty Warrior
>>218978
Scour the market for new party members
>>218978
Ask the king for a higly skilled knight to aid us
>>218978
You're a wizard though, maybe you know some Conjuration spells? Summon a badass of some sort! I hope it's a elemental. OR BETTER YET, A WRESTLER!
>>219025
Seconded. Summon some kind of badass to be our minion and do our bidding. Maybe a sexy demon of some sort?
>>219025
By the way, I just got here and this is amazing so far. A FEMALE LUCHADOR OR SOMETHING!
>>219035
Thirded, summon sexy knight class demon
>>219025
This brings up an interesting question!
What KINDS of spells can we cast?
>>219039
This one,OP.
If we can't summon let's go to the pub and look for a adventurer
>>219046
There's no way we're not able to summon, we're a master wizard for christ's sake, right OP?
>>219025
>>219030
>>219035
>>219039
If it's not a wrestler, I don't want it. Maybe it can be Jane Cena, the sexy wrestling demon.
>>219054
>not wanting a sexy demon knight
>wrestler instead
The hell is wrong with you?
>>219054
>Not wanting Mr.Cena
Let's just meet in the middle and say a demonic knight who grapples. Name her Suplexalot!
>>219059
>le current year
>not wanting a sexy wrestler
>demon knight instead
>>219095
Why can't people settle for a combinations of the two?
>>219101
because a combination isn't John/Jane Cena.
>>219005
>>219011
>>219012
>>219025
>>219030
>>219035
>>219039
>"A demon?!"
She says indignantly as you walk through the streets of Thylia's Black Market.
>"Look Chris, no offense, but that's some pretty powerful magic. Don't you have to make a deal with a devil just to summon one in the first place?"
She doesn't seem too comfortable with the idea as she leads you to your destination.
Hold the fucking phone, is that a wanted poster I see? Perhaps we could track down this criminal scrum, and trade their life in exchange for the demon's servitude?
>>219109
God dammit
Bitch needs satan in her life
>>219109
>"Alright, here we are."
She says, stopping and looking up at the tavern.
>"The Salty Coin. No place rougher this side of the Grand Bay. If you want some protection for hire, it's gonna be in there. And if you REALLY want to get some sort of demon thing, maybe someone in there will be able to tell you how to get it."
She shakes her head and heads into the tavern.
SO!
Before you HEAD IN, you need a CLEAR IDEA of who you wanna search out for. Or perhaps you just wanna get a drink before you set out? Up to you!
>>219109
does that mean that we'll get kewl horns and hooves when we summon Johnny-senpai!?
>>219118
We must find a satanic vessel or some shite and summon Johnny-senpai and get horns and hooves or a third nut or whatever you get from devil deals in this god forsaken realm.
>>219118
We need to find a dude with strong combat skills. Not necessarily muscle, but someone to head the front.
In fact, we need someone with no muscle. We don't know what kind of sultry wenches await on our journey! We can't have some paragon of the masculine form competing with us for any suitors eye!
We need a gay dude.
>>219119
Agreed, staff should be used to control the lusty powerful demon, also inspect the wanted poster for side quest reward purposes, then enter the tavern for info in the poster
>>219118
A warlock or some kind of demonolgist will help us summon the demon, maybe even a necromancer but they might be a long shot
>>219125
Is there anyone named Brad in the tavern?
>>219129
there's the bard/necromancer Brad.
>>219135
>necromancer
I want him in our party, evil gets shit done
>>219118
We need a barbarian.Someone to crush our enemies.We need to see then driven before us.We need to hear the lamentation of the women.
But we don't want a guy messing around so a female barbarian would be a good choice
Why don't we just sit in a corner and act mysterious? Back in my day, that'd make adventurers line up around the block
>>219144
Or a unic Barbarian
