You have just been reincarnated from INCARNAM. And you are about to head on into Astrub to gear yourself up for your very first adventure.
What is your race?
> Iop
> Osamodas
> Sadida
> Sram
> Ecaflip
> Xelor
> Sacrier
> Masqueraider
> Feca
> Pandawa
> Enutrof
> Cra
> Eniripsa
> Human
>If you're wondering why I'm doing this here, is because smut.
As boring as it is,
>human
Sounds great to be shoved in what I'm speculating to be in a CoC type world.
>>202928
Also, hope youre ready for a distinct lack of traffic.
>>202928
Pandawa.
>>202928
Iop, dude.
two more minutes, then if its still a three way tie, I'll roll for it.
>>202940
>Pandawa
Well, that's interesting. Anyway, on with the plot.
Cra.
>>202928
SRAM
Idk what a sram is
>>202928
Iop
>>202947
basically assassins
Iop
>>202944
You are
>A pandawa
You head into Astrub to begin preparing for your adventure. Where do you go?
>Inn - gather info
>Item shop - grab gear
>Adventurer's guild - Just get a job
Inventory:
> One keg of Bamboo milk
> 100 Kamas
>>202963
Lets get a job first then grab the shit we need based on the quest we go on
>>202964
>>202965
You head down to the adventurer's guild in the center of Astrub, hopefully whatever job they have available wouldn't need anything too fancy to pull off.
As you enter the tall and rather polished looking building, a large burly sacrier greets you. You ask him for a job for a beginner, preferrably
>an extermination quest
>gathering quest
>delivery quest
>>202966
Ill go with extermination quest for now
QM
Can we get a list of our stats plz
>>202966
Delivery, something easy and probably won't make you risk your life.
>>202966
I'd say go with a gathering quest to start out.
Then again an extermination quest would give us a chance to have fun with our milky moves...
Rolling. Post ending odd is gather, even is exterminate.
>>202972
Race: Pandawa
Level: 1
Inventory:
> Keg of bamboo milk
> 100 kamas
>>202977
I meant thing like str and dex, but if this is all we need to know thats fine too.
No need to overcomplicate things.
>>202980
it's all bundled in with levels and gear, with differences in element and race effecting fights
>>202984
Ok im down
>>202984
Quick question, as this is Dofus Quest, are all aesthetics going to be based from the Dofus era and not the Wakfu era?
>>202990
more or less.
>>202966
You ask the Sacrier for an extermination quest, he gives you the rough direction of the small field just out of town, telling you that you need to kill off a few piwis and attempt to gather enough feathers to fill a small pouch - to which he pulls out and indicates - You nod, and head out toward your destination.
>>202994
Let's stop by the shop and get a few items.
>>202994
You walk for a good few minutes with your keg in tow, the bamboo milk inside sloshing about as you lug the thing on your back.
You come to a stop in a wide plain with rolling hills when you start to hear high pitched chirping
>>202999
You have encountered:
>A Piwi!
You take up your battlestance, but the piwi wins initative.
It begins to dart around and fly towards you.
Do you:
>Do nothing
>Try to defend yourself
>Drink bamboo milk
>>203002
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS-SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS-SHOTS
>>203002
Defend yourself from the bloodthirsty killer.
>>203011
No worries, it's 4:30 AM here, so I'm glad I don't have to hang on any longer, hahah.
Thanks for making grinding in Wakfu bearable this evening/morning. Night-oh!
>>203002
>dranks first
>then fuck `em up
>>203002
Defend yourself [spoiler]with bamboo drink[/spoiler].
>>203002
Nothing
>>203002
Stare blankly at it.
> Do nothing
2 votes on all three choices.
God damnit guys, alright.
random time.
>>203913
Oh great your back
How was your sleep
>>203967
Horrible, I ended up staying awake for most of it and slept like 3 hours. I'm still tired as shit.
Also I'm dropping in to update a little bit since I'm at the library. I'll be dropping out again and coming back later tonight.
>>203913
Make it a combo of all three
>>203913
You decided to do
>NOTHING!
The Piwi darts and flies around, zip zapping here and there, then makes a beeline towards you, ripping off your pants and scratching you in the process
>Equipped item "Pants" has been damaged beyond wear,
>Damaged item unequipped
>You take 1 damage!
Status:
>LvL:1
>HP: 9/10
It is now your turn to attack, what is your course of action?
>Try to just attack it
>BAMBOO! use a fire attack
>do nothing
>>203975
Hehe its bro, im in no rush.
>>203986
Basic attack should do fine
>>203986
Attack it.
>>203986
Fire attack means we drink! DRINK!
>>203986
Wow, what an asshole
Attack it and whack it with my stick
>>202928
aren't quests only allowed on /tg/?
>>204191
Does it matter? The board is slow
>>204191
nsfw content isn't allowed on /tg/.
And no, its not strictly restricted to /tg/ I'm pretty sure.
>>203986
You decide to ATTACK the piwi with just your fists - the hit connects as the piwi accidentally misjudges the trajectory of your fist, and collides squarely with a solid "THWAP" then it falls to the ground.
The piwi is now unconscious.
>You gain XP!
>You gain 5 Kamas
>You gain 2 Piwi feathers
What is your next course of action?
>Butcher Piwi corpse
>Harvest Piwi seeds
>Go turn in the quest
>Find more Piwis
>>204247
BUTCHER AND FIND MORE
OUR BLOOD LUST CAN NOT BE QUENCHED
>>204247
Harvest seeds
>>202940
>two more minutes
>>202936
>I'll wait another 10 minutes
This is a very slow board, dude. I think even >>>/trash/ is more active.
>>204314
It's both new and niche
>>204247
We need feathers, right?
Harvest feathers, I guess.
>>204247
Harvest seeds. Get that trapper up.
>>204247
You decide that for whatever reason, repopulating this unconscious piwi is the best course of action.
You've so far obtained
>2 piwi feathers
You're pretty sure 2 feathers aren't enough to fill the small pouch. But just maybe this'll be enough for part of the reward - afterall, you are currently pantsless.
do you:
>Continue hunting piwis
>Go back to the guild and turn what little you have in
>>204878
Turn the feathers in. If it only gives you part of the reward, I'm sure you could convince them another way to get the rest of it.
>>204878
The only thing keeping us from completing our mission is embarassment, right? Drink some bamboo milk for liquid courage and continue! There's no one else out here, right? What's the worst that can happen! After all, we don't want to disappoint on our first mission.
Hey, actually, do we have a name?
>>205010
Not yet, but with everything so far, I'm pretty sure it's up for majority vote.
>>204878
Keep hunting. Can't go back empty handed
>>204878
Go back, see the reactions you get for not having pants. Ought to be funny.
>>204878
Let's head back so this story doesn't stagnate any longer than it needs to
>>204878
Just take some liquid courage head home.
Go back to town and court Simone.
>>205577
This.
>>204878
Who's this censor bar?
>>205991
A fiend
>>206100
Shoo shoo censor duck
>>204878
>Continue hunting piwis
Do this. Also, censoring is bad!
>>202928
Don't call me a dofus, ur a dofus
>>204878
that FUCKING duck!
The quest said fill a pouch with Smug Duck feathers, right? Right.
Just letting you guys know, I'm probably going on a 3 week trip overseas possibly from next week and I might not have internet access.
If I can access the net though, I'll try keep this updated as much as I can.
You decide that hunting half-naked is not the way to go, and begin to head back to the guild.
But you realize showing up on your first job as an adventurer and half assing it would have a huge impact on your future career,
Thus, you attempt to think of an excuse.
>Tell them that a boowolf appeared and ate your pants
>Tell them the piwis are all gone and you could only find one.
>Tell them that you didn't want to hunt with just your undies on.
>>208047
Tell them that you didn't want to hunt in your undies.
>>208047
>Tell them that you didn't want to hunt with just your undies on.
This, no shame in a wardrobe malfunction. Embarrassment yes, but no shame.
>>208047
Time to work our furry charms,
>Tell 'em a boowolf was in heat
Why else would this be on /aco/ after all?
>>208112
This please, describe in detail
Well the two suggestions don't conflict with each other, so gattai?
>>208135
I put them separately for a reason.
>>208047
>Tell them that you didn't want to hunt with just your undies on.
Maybe he'll give us cool new armor pants out of pity?
>>208047
After you reach the Adventurer's guild, the Sacrier looks at you quizzically as you begin to explain that while attempting to exterminate the piwis and gather the requested materials, your pants were ripped off by the vicious beaks of the piwis. And that to continue the job you would require a new pair of pants, or at the very least, something to cover yourself with.
The Sacrier nods, but tells you that he can't give you the reward for such a shoddy job, and that he might have a spare pair of pants for you. And as luck would have it there is somebody who needs urgent help from the guild, but you are the only one currently free of any contracts. He gives you two options:
>Go back out there and hunt piwis again to finish the job
>Take the new urgent request.
>>208574
Urgent request? That sounds urgent! We've gotta prove ourself!
>>208574
I think we'll take that URGENT REQUEST. It sounds urgent.
>>208574
Take the urgent quest. But be sure to spank the man on your way out.
>>208574
Urgent request.
>>208574
Urgent request, but ask him if you could get the reward for the failed job with a different service.
>>208574
I would have thought the Sacrier would have an 'urgent' request of his own. Guess his not into body hair.
>>208574
Let's take that job and complete the piwi one on the way, yeah?
>>209719
I'll help
If Mimic's gonna be gone for three weeks, shall we come up with a name for our protagonist in the meantime?
>>210637
Pandora?
>>210637
lady fluffybutt
>>208574
Urgent but promise to get those piwis later
>>208574
Urgent request probably pays better.
>>208574
You tell the Sacrier that you'll take the urgent request, the Sacrier then tells you that he'll take care of the mess of the last request that you made. Then tells you to head out to a certain shop in town and marks it on a small map of Astrub and hands it to you.
He then look around to see if anybody is listening, then leans in. Telling you that he'll give you a pair of pants that his daughter had, if you give him your underwear.
Then leans back, crosses his arm with a huge grin on his face.
do you:
>Take the map and just leave in your underwear
>Take the map, and take him up on his offer, give him your underwear in exchange for the pants.
>>211192
We just need a decent pair of pants. If we're pantsu-less, well, small price to pay.
>>211192
make the deal. It will compensate for your incompetence and you will rise as a person in shopkeeper's eyes.
Though no ducks blocking the view this time.
>>211192
Probably not like her but to me her face just speaks "Dude, we could just fuck if you wanted."
>>211192
>>211192
Definitely take the deal.
>>211192
You tell the Sacrier that you'll take the request. And you thank the Sacrier for the offer... And the pants. You tell him to turn around, and pull off your underwear - then hand it to him.
Afterwhich, to your surprise he hands you a throny roped half-skirt with the front open.
You hastily put it on, but as you expected it doesn't cover SHIT down front. You glare at him but he merely shrugs, then says "She's a sacrier" with the biggest shit eating grin you had ever seen.
After you resign yourself to going commando, with it all showing, you trudge along the small sidestreets out of sight to head toward your destination, hoping no one would notice the lack of undergarments.
Walking for what seems like only a few minutes, you reach the front of a shop, it seems rather tall, with a big red globe in the middle of the house high up, just beneath the roof. The front of the shop is rather homely, with the patio packed with knickknacks.
There doesn't seem to be anybody in, and the windows are all dusty.
>Call out for the shop owner
>Knock on the door
>>211758
Knock on the door. Just yelling in front of his shop wouldn't be the best option.
>>211758
Knock, knock, knockin' on Kerub's doo-aa-ooor.
>>211758
Knock on the door, 's only polite.
>>211758
Give secret knocks
>>211957
Shave and a hair cut?
>>211758
>the patio packed with knickknacks.
>the windows are all dusty.
No Simone confirmed?
bumpin this cuz i love some good old enf cyoa
>>212074
It's funny, our Protagonist doesn't really seem all that embarrassed.
>>211758
Fucking kick the door down be like, "NIGGA I AIN'T GOT NO PANTIES!!"
>>211758
Hey HEY, turn the skirt sideways. Open on the side instead, less exposure that way.
>>212542
Ooh, yeah that way you can get some side cheek.
>>212542
I prefer it how it is.
>>212542
That would only bring attention to it. Better to hide your privates in plain sight and act like nothing's wrong.
So does mimic have other work I can read until he updates?
>>211758
Knock lightly.
>>212003
>No Simone answering the door and trying to politely ignore the girly bits as they talk.
>>213117
In the lost annals of 4chanarchives
>>214079
I mean, how far back? Wasnt the archive kill a month ago?
>>214083
Nah man, years back.
>>211758
You decide that knocking would be the most sensible option.
You walk up the small stair and use the door knocker, the heavy metal thudding against the small knob.
After a few moments, there's no reply from the other side of the door - but the large red orb above the door flickers and becomes an eye, it scrutinizes you momentarily then begins to snicker, looking you over and pausing for a second at your crotch then up to staring at your face.
"Ho ho ho, did that old bowmeow hire you? I'm sorry but this isn't that kind of an establishment, little pandawa."
You get a little flushed, but you remain rather calm. You attempt to rebuke the talking door, about to explain why exactly you're here, but you are cut short by a small grunt and the door beginning to open.
>>214117
>Luis! I thought I told you not to-
Mr. Kerubim stands there frozen mid sentence as he stares straight at you. More accurately, at your bare parts. Looking a little flustered and a little shocked.
But he recovers soon enough and beckons to you.
>I-I don't know what you're doing here, little miss. But I think you've got the wrong place.
You roll your eyes and explain to him that you're from the guild. For his request.
You then tell him that lecherous bastard Sacrier at the guild is responsible for your rather extreme state of dress.
After hearing your explanation, he chuckles, then simply nods. Then beckons you to come inside, telling you that he might have some proper clothes for you to wear instead of that "rag". And even some equipment for sale to maybe aid you in the request all the while mumbling about a "Jojo" thankfully not being around to witness something.
>Follow him in, listen to him.
>Tell him you are rather in a hurry and to just tell you what you need to do.
>>214150
Follow him in, take off the skirt. Hey, he's already seen everything, right? Plus it'll probably earn a discount on whatever he's got
>>214150
Follow him in. Ask if you can trade in the skirt for something even.
>>214150
Follow him in, and yeah take the skirt off, get comfortable, maybe you can haggle him while he's distracted.
>>214150
Follow him in, try not to get bamboozled into even floozier clothing this time.
>>214344
yeah thats sort of what i was aimin for
this bein a porn board and all
>>214348
That's the weird part of lewd cyoa. Used to play with oxydime I think was his name, he used to do it on /b/ before he fucked off to hotwheel's chan. You want her to get fucked, but generally sex means losing or a setback. Seeing as this mimic fellows drawing, he probably does several pics in advance and just modifies the text based on our decisions, so fapping material will be there regardless, so if we focus on completing the story, more content to wank to.
>>214150
Time for one of Papichat's famous stories (or seven)
>>214385
>several pics in advance
Its all on the fly. I draw after the votes come in.
>>214679
What?
>>214702
I believe he's talking about the high concentration of dubs you've been getting. It is most fortuitous.
>>214706
Oh, holy shit. I didn't even realize.
Lookit dem dubs and trips
Love u anon, long time ago I played a lot this game, things have changed, keep going please!
>>214150
I'd say follow him in but whilst Kerub looks in the back for a better undergarment, you browse the items and something happens?
Be healed!
Bumping for life
Just going to Bump this....
Bump bump bump bump
>>214150
ask him if his door handle is a shushu, because if so, that's awesome
>>217051
The whole house is a shushu.
Porn quests on /aco/? I can dig it.
Looking forward to the inevitable sadida vine tentacle rape.
Ketchup and hotdogs
>>218212
I'm waiting on a busty ecaflip.
Ahhhh, who am I kidding, we all know it's going to focus on the ass
>>214150
I say we're in a hurry. Rushing into things ill-informed makes better erotic setups. Besides, don't want to hang around longer than we need to dressed like this.
>>214150
Go with him.
Honestly I can get off to the innevitable monster rape without clothes to get gradually torn until we are submitted and stripped and raped– its just my thing and it ain't working without proper clothes.
Is OP dead?
>>221761
He's probly on that 3 week trip.
>>221763
Ahh ok, i didn't see that update.
Might be wise to just abandon the thread. Will we really be able to keep it up for three weeks without hitting bump limit?
>>222831
Yeah, bump limit is the reason why I decided not to talk about other Wakfu/Dofus things in the meantime.
I don't know if it's still possible to bump and then delete the post to keep under limit. If it dies, we'd just link the archive when OP's back to resume.
>>223448
Just sage it fgt.
why's he gotta make a cool quest then go on vacation
>>226321
Got sick on touch down man. Bedridden.
>>202944
>You have randomized this list 6 times.
>>227316
I accidentally skipped the first roll, which had panda first.
If I was gonna railroad it the protag would've been an iop.
Needs more dicking
We could have fought more piwis
shameless bumping.
op died it seems
>>231065
Hes on vacation, he replied to someone about 2 days ago.
Bump for Mimic
>>202928
Live
>>214150
You decide to follow him inside, hopefully you'll be out of prying eyes that may or may try to take advantage of your situation - Luis not withstanding.
And since Mr.Kerubim is an expert in treasures and items, hopefully he'll be able to see you right, seeing as you've only got 105 kamas on you and a keg of bamboo milk.
>Its rather unexpected that an adventurer such as yourself come into my shop in that state of dress, I was rather a bit shocked, so excuse me for my earlier assumption. Now, miss...?
Kerubim is rubbing his hands together and trying hard not to look at your open front, flushed and waiting for an answer.
You reply that your name is:
>Ben Dover
>Pandibloo
>[majority anon choice of vote]
>OF NO CONSEQUENCE.
>>235428
Felicity Pandabutt Chestertron the 3rd.
>>235441
Seconded
>>235441
This is a good name. I like it.
>>235441
Thirded.
>>235428
Vittu Lelu
>fuck toy in finnish
>>235774
>>235774
Seconded
>>235774
Thirded
>>235774
Like the sound of this one
>>235774
we are in /aco/ after all
Might as well go full on perverse
>>235774
I would also like to express my admiration for this name.
>>235774
>None of the characters, even Vittu herself realise the meaning because Finnish is unheard of in their world.
>But some time later she encounters a character that does speak it and gets offended/interested when she introduces herself.
Much potential.
>>235774
Ok lets just go with this.
>>235770
Fuck off faggot. Nigga made a good name, I liked it.
>implying anyone would waste time samefagging in a slow board that hard.
>>237124
>implying you didnt just defend the other name
>>235428
Pandibloo
>>235774
You know, can we just call her fuck toy?
>>235428
"I am Vittu Lelu, aspiring adventurer, and avid drinker of bamboo milk."
You blurt out as proud as you can, momentarily forgetting that your pandakeg is all bare and exposed.
Though now that you think about it, it never occured to you what your name meant, let alone how you got it. You're pretty sure it wasn't a common name among pandawa, or anywhere in the world of twelve. Maybe if you come across your parents somehow you'll ask.
But for now, Mr Kerubim was rummaging through his deadman's locker looking for something for you to wear.
>Ah, this might suit you!
>>237289
It sounds better
>>237314
oh boy!
>>237314
is this a vote or are you writing more?
>>237314
Kerubim throws a skirt at you. Two pieces, infact. And a small necklace, which you attempt to catch without them falling to the ground.
>This is the skirt of luck! For a time, the initiates who finished training at the Ecaflip temple were given these to wear, if they held up, that was a sign that you would have good fortune!
>Although, without it the skirt would simply fall off, so it was really a test for real ecaflips with dashing luck.
>I don't know how it'll work on you though, but you might wanna take this pendant as well. It'll help keep those skirts up.
>Now, I know you beginners don't have too much on you when you start out, and judging by your state of wear, I'm willing to part with all of that for 300 kamas, how about it, little miss?
You stand there dumbfounded, then count your kamas.
Inventory:
Keg of Bamboo Milk
105 Kamas.
You decide to
>Decline, say that you don't have enough kamas
>Ask for a discount
>Tell him you can't afford it but you're willing to work for it, if he's willing.
>>237398
>Tell him you can't afford it but you're willing to work for it, if he's willing.
[spoiler]Are we going to end up sucking off the small gerbil man?
>>237411
its possible.
>>237398
Tell him you can't afford it but can work for it, pose a little too to show off the goods in case he decides to take it that way.
>>237411
[spoiler]test[/spoiler]
>>237398
We can't afford it but we'll work for it.
>>237398
>Tell him you can't afford it but you're willing to work for it, if he's willing.
Also tell him that you swallow.
>>237398
We should probably take a sip of milk before this.
>>237478
And maybe a couple drops fall into our cleavage, which obviously we have to slowly and sensually wipe off
>>237398
Tell him you are willing to go out and do a task for them. Avoid giving him a sexual favor.
Maybe ask what else he has besides an unreliable skirt.
>>237398
>Tell him you can't afford it but you're willing to work for it, if he's willing.
Works for me.
>>237398
Barter for it.
>>237398
You explain to him that you don't have enough kamas to pay for his choice of gear. And that you'd be willing to work for them.
>That's a shame... But I do think those would help you quite a bit. Tell you what, I'll accept your proposition. This'll job I'll give you for that gear would help me quite a bit as well.
>All you have to do is get me a bottle of water from the fountain of youth. It's in incarnam, so getting there without dying is impossible, kinda.
>But I'm not asking you to die, last I heard there was a tree that began growing underneath the fountain, living off of the excess drop that fell from the fountain to the world below. Find this tree, extract its sap in a bottle and I'll give you those for free. Here's the directions to the tree,
He hands you a small map.
>Sound good?
You consider your options
>Agree and head out
>Say no, and walk out.
>>237728
Agree and head out
>>237728
Agree and head out.
>>237728
agree and head out. We're rational people here.
>>235770
Pic for the record.
>>237728
Agree and head out.
>>237728
Tell him to throw some panties in and he's got a deal.
Make it a G-string plz. Also I love your art yo, its fuckin' neat.
>>238025
Thanks man,
also that'll be a no, this is canon ecaflip skirt afterall, can't be having underwear under that shit.
>>238025
If Kerub had panties to offer, there wouldn't be a need for a new skirt in the first place. Much less one that could fall off.
Why are we unable to just buy underwear?
>>238080
Don't ask silly questions.
>>238031
I prase your choices for the attire.
always loved the "sandwich" clothes of ecaflips.
>>238084
I don't think it's that silly.
>>238031
Shit.
Oh well, I hope we can have some nice panties at some point. I have a thing for lingerie and such.
>>238034
... That's like saying you don't need pants just because you have boxers on.
Fuck Toy may be in a lewd quest with thousands of bandits, monsters and assorted perverts just itching to yiff that furry ass, but that's not going to stop her from trying to be a propper lady, 'cause you know...
Now a woman who'll kiss on the very
first date is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on a second
time out is anything but fussy,
But a woman who'll wait till the third time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground!
She's the girl he's glad he's found,
She's his Shipoopi!
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, the girl who's hard to get.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, but you can win her yet!
>>238239
>Ecaflip attire
>Any sort of underwear at all
>>202928
>human
what the fuck is that doing on this list? every one of those are humans, dude. That's wakfu/dofus 101.
also
>someone actually suggested pandawa, >instead of far superior lop.
>it ended up actually being pandawa
I think I just threw up a little
>>237728
>Agree and head out.
The art is looking good so far. I hope the lewds are just as good.
>>238615
He meant atheists you dork.
>>237728
Quest? That's what adventurers are for! Maybe we can train some along the way too, at least enough to get a new spell and figure out what kind of skill build to go for.
>>239277
Martial arts master or bust.
It'd be as if she was a very fuckable Kung Fu Panda.
Is OP dead? Did the tick tock man take his life energy?
>>239697
I'm overseas atm, updating constantly is not gonna be a thing til I come back.
>>240007
when will you get back?
bim
>tfw half the races get no love
>tfw could have been qt eniripsa grill
>>241976
Would be cute. Maybe healing magic tingles and some have learned to use that for their jollies.
So has Bang Quest part 2 happened yet?
>>244342
OP fled back to his board like a faggot.
>>244667
what board is that? /tg/?
c'mon!
Deliver us from boredom, OP
>>247589
Still?
>>248925
I don't think he's coming back till next week.
>>248925
Can you not fucking count or use a calendar?
