FUCK the Comics Code Authority
>>195554
That's a nice booty
>>195554
Oh baby. It's time.
>>195559
THANK YOU ANON for assembling these fine, fine dicks
>>195554
Hello Storyteller.
So, this is a thing, huh? Okay. Reminds me of that one z-grade CG gay super hero movie the name of which I can't recall at the moment.
hype
>>195563
And thank you for running enough comics that reminded me it existed.
>>195563
Aw look how cute he is with that pose, that face, and that massive dong
Neat
>>195567
<3
btw, drunk and getting drunker, and no stops on that train tonight
>>195570
First page and I'm liking it already.
>>195570
WELL that escalated quickly.
>>195570
And I'm almost done with Stray Bullets tonight.
Weee
>>195568
there's a hell of a lot of massive dongs in this comic, let me tell you
SO, that Spider-Pregnant preview is just as fucking horrible as I thought it would be, and it's getting some pushback, even from, well:
https://twitter.com/FemmesinFridges/status/665210510078406656
here's hoping he listens when he gets raked over the fucking coals
>>195577
dont you mean ERECTED anon
>>195578
Nothing like pages and pages of dicks to refresh yourself!
>>195570
>pre-cum
Has he been jerking off while sitting there?
>btw, drunk and getting drunker, and no stops on that train tonight
Sometimes I imagine that you're a small fairy who just kind of treats beer bottles as a hot tub.
>>195579
I can't get mad about Spider-Miscarriage anymore.
Legend of Wonder Woman Steve is....pretty great looking.
DAT ASS
A
T
A
S
S
>>195582
I think he's always...ready to go....
I haven't been honestly drunk in a while
I'm 5' 5", that's average, right?
>>195583
HE IS ADORABLE
>>195580
Stop. Seriously I almost choked on my own spit.
>>195570
well this is going to be fun
>>195579
Good.
I'm still laughing at Marvel thinking that's a good idea
They really do not know what to do with poor Jess, do they?
If Carol didn't have a movie coming out, I'd say get them a book together. They're so boring apart but together they're much more entertaining.
>>195579
Why the hell does Spider-Pregnant need to involve Jessica still swinging around in costume? That's dangerous and grossly irresponsible. The story ought to just time-skip to when she has her adorable half-spider abominations.
>>195583
Dave, just admit you're gay for Steve Trevor already. There's no shame in it.
>>195586
5'4" is average in the USA, you're practically Samoan!
(Except not, because the good people of Samoa are huge)
>>195590
>adorable half-spider abominations.
if only they had the balls to go there
>>195588
YEP
>>195593
It's okay to be a Kinsey 1 or 2 or 3 or 4.
>>195594
Wait wait. Are they going to do the horizontal tango?
>>195594
ZZZZZZZZZZZZAP
now I'm humming the theme song to the ambiguously gay duo
>>195594
F- WORST HANDJOB EVER
>>195596
I think that most would be a 1 if Steve was in the mix.
Kinda like in that one episode of 30 Rock.
Anyway...can't wait for him to show up
>>195599
ELECTRIC DICK LAZOR
>>195599
>LOOK DEEP INTO MY NIPPLES
Wow
>>195599
what, no piercings in those nipples?
also yes to tighter handcuffs
>>195605
>everything you spray can be used against you in a court of law
>you will never mirandize a gigantic gay porn dick
why even live
>>195605
>Getting arrested
Wasn't expecting that.
>>195605
oh my god all these Cher jokes
it's like that panel from Katehunter: "You know what is gayer than you right now? NOTHING."
>>195599
>areola borealis
W E W
E
W
>>195593
True, but you're always going on about Steve. You may have a man crush.
To be fair though, everyone is adorable in that artstyle.
>>195594
>if only they had the balls to go there
They won't of course. Because that would be interesting and possibly teach the lesson that you shouldn't judge by appearances, which would go along well with the current paradigm.
>>195609
This fukken dialogue, man...
>>195612
Quite possibly. And yeah, that art style is cute.
Etta looks great in that announcement trailer.
>>195612
that setup is really kind of like showing a gay guy being all "I found that one pussy that works for me!", which would have people mad as hell
>>195613
I can't say it gets any better
but there's a lot of dicks
Dicks are really funny looking, too.
>>195586
>I'm 5' 5", that's average, right?
You'd be tall to me.
>tfw 5' 0"
>tfw I'm still noticeably taller than my mum.
;_;
>>195616
Don't get me wrong, I love it, it's just the hammiest thing.
>>195617
I feel so tall right now and I'm barely 5'7".
>>195617
My BIL is almost 6'5", I feel like a tiny thing next to him
>>195617
I'm 5'5'' too.
I'm Stargirl's height...damn it.
>>195617
I'm a little taller than my mom, and she's 5'... But my full-Chinese cousins are still bigger than me somehow.
>>195621
aaaand now we just porn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristen_Bjorn
warning: website is un-warning-paged NSFW
>>195621
>This whole panel
TOP KEK.
>>195626
wait, why am I fucking bothering to warn anyone here for NSFW
>>195628
a 15-inch tongue????
>>195629
That's like, the least-outrageous thing in this comic. It's JUST a 15-inch tongue, that's old hat.
>>195626
>while emoting the lamest of pornographic dialogue
because the normal dialogue was that much better, of course
realized the thread was here and wandered over, what the fuck is this
>5'5"
Why is everyone in these threads so damn short? Are we all a bunch of manlets/womanlets bitching about comics?
>>195621
They should be questioning that decision, since it's kind if dangerous to be taking erectile stimulants when you're young and virile. You guys are gonna mess up your dicks.
>>195632
Gene Simmons is old hat
also probably carrying a zillion STDs
>>195629
>just a little to the left please
lol
>>195636
Gigantic white cornpeople GTFO, the average and semi-short people reading gay porn will inherit the earth
>>195634
NAKED JUSTICE
man, that piercing has to hurt, right
>>195636
Hey, I'm pretty average height for a scrawny woman
I had no idea everyone itts was so short. I am giant
Now...to break into that song about the Lollipop Guild
>>195638
This page is strangely artistic.
Like one of those ancient paintings, but with more cum.
>>195636
I'm 6'0" but skinny, if that matters
>>195629
>this dialogue
>MY MIND'S TELLIN' ME NOOO!
>BUT MAH BODY.
>MAH BODYYYYY'S TELLIN' ME YEEEE-HESS!
>>195643
It only hurts when you snag it on...literally anything, because nobody in this comic does anything without their dick out.
>>195625
Oh yeah, I know the feeling. I'm mixed race and the oldest of all my asian cousins and it's been painful watching half of them outgrow me. My only hope is my 13 year old cousin, but she was almost my height last I saw her a year ago.
>>195643
I just fucking lost it at "George Michael at a Wham! reunion"
how many of you here are old enough to even get that joke, fuck
is that cock angle even POSSIBLE?
>>195658
It's probably more shameful that I'm definitely not old enough but get it anyway
>>195658
I kind of love George Michael because he DID get arrested in a bathroom for 'indecency', and then made this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwZAYdHcDtU
aaaaaand I also know more about German porn than I ever meant to because of a cool twitter person who reads comics
>>195661
no, good for you, I feel a bit less ancient now
>>195658
>Is that cock angle even POSSIBLE?
Absolutely not, and frankly, that hurts just to look at. Even futa porn doesn't do that, OW.
thanks to the anon that posted those phone case codes a couple weeks ago, I now have a sexy Bombshell Hal case and even though it's clearly cheap chinese materials it was only a dollar so that's fine
>>195665
He's a demon or something and the super-dangerous chain seems to be okay. Maybe it's a racial feature like porn D&D.
>>195658
I
I what?
>>195666
mine hasn't come in the mail yet :(
>>195669
>Maybe it's a racial feature like porn D&D.
Have you ever heard of the Book of Erotic Fantasy?
Yes, really. A pornographic D&D supplement. I swear it's real.
>>195672
This came on at the gym today and I lost it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OB21STOdak
>>195674
HEY I REMEMBER WHEN YOU GUYS LINKED ME TO 'FATAL'
I STILL OWE YOU
I OWE YOU ALL
>>195674
Actually, yeah, that was what I was referring to if my memory were slightly better. Those ass rules.
>>195677
BARON VON PHALLUS
>>195636
where do you think you are?
also im like 5'5"
>>195677
>Trouble at the County Fair
I wish all those fake issues were real.
>>195682
"you vile yet sexually talented creature"
this is kind of perfect for this sort of evening
also /aco/ is usually deficient in dicks
>>195687
HIS DICK SHOOTS LIGHTNING
>>195672
mine shipped like over a week ago, it actually came from China so it took a while
>>195691
okay, good to know
>>195677
>FATAL
Whenever you feel as though you've seen the worst of human depravity, remember FATAL. Roll for anal circumference.
>>195680
The BoEF is actually pretty benign, all things considered. My favorite part is the attractiveness index. It has a section rating the average attractiveness of every race. Humans being a baseline 10. Unicorns are a 24. Yeah.
>>195690
pretty good secret weapon
>>195694
>Roll for anal circumference
I can't believe it's real but it IS
>>195682
>All of those dicks for hair
Why is this so great.
>>195690
>the penis head tentacles
holy fuck my sides
Do you have any idea what you'll post next week?
Or are we going straight on to threeboot immedietly?
>>195705
wait, did any read the first issue of Ults? ANy good?
>>195701
petition to replace the Joker with this guy
>>195690
>HIS DICK SHOOTS LIGHTNING
And he's not even black. That's doubly impressive.
>>195705
ALL OF THESE CHARACTER DESIGNS ARE SILLY
>>195701
>Teabagging the bear
Lost it.
>>195706
I haven't managed to get Frankencastle so I was gonna run MooreC.A.T.S. probably starting tomorrow?
>>195714
oh my god that reminds me of the whole 'And if you want togo tea bagging you need a Dick Armey' news report
where how the FUCK did they get that on the air
http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2009/04/14/172719/schuster-dick-armey/
>>195709
Ultimates?
Yeah, it rocked. Good action, beautiful art, solid character beats. exciting book
>>195719
Hey, you get a free lewd thing before they bleep you, right?
>>195720
I don't really like anyone in the cast but it's a neat idea, sooooo
>>195715
>more WildCATS
Delicious Zealot.
>>195722
it's like one continuous string of quality double entendres that didn't get bleeped at ALL
jesus, it's thicker than his arm
>>195726
also, with Moore, Aunt Madge and LADYTRON
>>195724
That's too bad, I'm all over his GDILF Marvel and Best Marvel. I thought it was next week, though, so I have no idea if Ewin's Carolest Marvel is any good.
>>195727
>LADYTRON
Neat
>>195701
>ballsack tattoo
amazing
>>195724
>Scratch and sniff card
What the hell would it smell like?
>>195731
Like Nightwing...body scrub.
>>195731
I have no idea what jizz smells like, sorry
>>195729
Seeley/King got the fucking essence of Ladytron in just a few panels, they really did
She's so foul, I love her
>>195731
>Exploring Uranus
probably like a butt
>>195733
Good funk or bad funk, depending on the habits and preferences of all parties involved.
>>195733
We really do have to read Tarot until it gets unfun
also, thanks for reading with me tonight, guys, the world was a mean and awful place today.
>>195736
these names
>>195733
Only a couple more weeks until more Ladytron then
>>195736
thanks for an island of goofy fun.
[spoiler]stay safe everyone[/spoiler]
>>195740
the bit about peeing coolant fluid and 'babycage' were absolutely pitch perfect
SeeKing are writing a stealth Wildstorm book, I fucking love it even more than I thought I did
>>195554
Jaysus.
>>195742
>dragon dildo when
>>195743
ewwwww
>>195733
>I have no idea what jizz smells like, sorry
It depends on what the person ate, are they clean or not, and if they bothered to wash or not.
Yes jizz changes flavor depends on your eating habits for both men and women.
>>195734
Does ass even smell good?
>>195732
Oh god I was in that thread when someone posted that.
>>195742
Well nobody else is using them so they might as well.
>tfw Seeley said he loves Zealot
>>195736
Yeah, I heard about the craziness while I was doing Stray Bullets
It's nice to storytime and have fun.
>>195744
HI ANON
THIS IS A THREAD OF FUN
AND DICKS
>>195747
i knooooow I asked him about Zealot and he was all I LOVE ZEALOT
>>195745
>the base isn't even flared
THE VILLAIN
>>195746
>>Does ass even smell good?
Do you really need to ask that?
Space Cadet is a qt.
>>195751
Hey I don't know. I mean people like eating it so it must be something.
>>195749
>i knooooow I asked him about Zealot and he was all I LOVE ZEALOT
Who doesn't love Zealot? She's the best character.
>>195754
People who made the mistake of not reading the text in 90s comics? Which is actually a mistake at least 50% of the time.
>>195749
I think the Hawkeye Project needs to see THIS pose.
>>195754
Zannah is the BEST.
I mean, I love Savant and Madge and their weird not quite a family, but she's the best
I don't think I can run 3.0, though, Casey makes me itch
>>195756
I should run Savant Garde, that's short
>wrinkly balls
No, I mean, parts of 3.0 are great, but the general gestalt of it is so goddamn Casey
>>195756
i can't read this because i'm just cringing at the painful poses
>>195758
>micropenis
no one tell K-box about this!
>>195758
>he's about to put his helmet over all the dicks
>>195758
>he had a microdick all along
Now that's a twist!
>>195758
>teeny weenie
Now I got the giggles
>>195761
oh god oh god
KBOX, the memories, when he finally got kicked off of scans_daily. And someone posted not that long ago a screenshot of someone saying that Slott tried to get him kicked off of twitter???
>>195765
This reminds me.
Gods of Egypt seems...colorful
>>195765
WHY ARE HIS GENITALS UPSIDE DOWN??
>>195765
Did K-Box ask him to make micropenis Peter canon or something?
>>195765
Slott and K-BOX deserve each other.
>>195765
>tfw not-magician's red shows up later
>>195767
But in the wrong way!
>>195764
If you don't got the giggles I ain't doin' my job right
since we're cruising comics nostalgia, can we talk about *Te*?
>>195767
it's ridiculously full of northern European white people but modern Egyptians are basically the descendants of ancient Egyptians so everyone who wants it black black black also gets the stink-eye
>>195765
HIS DICK IS UPSIDE DOWN.
WHAT.
>>195774
>it's ridiculously full of northern European
I don't really care - they're gods.
Like I wouldn't care if Queztocoatl was played by a white guy.
Bek though...he seems like an annoying OC
>>195774
>Sphynxter
GENIUS
>>195773
Thoth looks kinda cool
>>195769
I'm kind of drunk now but I remember ami_angelwings was the one posting about it, and she's the person who made a comment about Superior via a plot-summary and Slott started tweeting about her insultingly, even though she doesn't follow him, because he's a creepy fucking self-grepper who's not Kibo
and if any of you are old enough to know about Kibo, I'll be shocked. :D
>>195783
You have to get out of the room! Your jizz is haunted!
>>195783
>possessed piss
How unfortunate
>>195783
I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
can't make this shit up I'm laughing so hard I can't post the next image yet
>>195783
>MY PISS HAS BECOME POSSESSED!
NOW we doujin dialog.
>>195783
>possessed piss
This is actually my fetish.
>>195783
Well he's on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Parry
>>195554
I have a bunch from Classic Comics but they're all in pdf format. How do I convert to individual images?
>>195791
See, Kibo...Kibo was like one of the first Internet celebrities via Usenet, and the thing was all HE DOTH GREP NEWSGROUPS FOR HIS NAME
This is better than the haunted vagina, fuck
hot damn, check out Mann's next Poison Ivy cover
>>195783
>and it's attacking me
rip me
>>195798
How does he draw such beautiful people?
>tfw he will never be one of Grayson's fill in artists
>>195797
>King Cock-a-tut
oh come on that's not even trying
>>195793
Google extract pdf or something. Ifranview can also do it with some effort.
>>195793
http://www.wikihow.com/Convert-PDF-to-JPEG
>>195797
okay I am also old enough that I laughed at all the jokes on alt.fan.warlord and my .sig was definitely McQ
now I feel REALLY OLD
>>195798
Clay Mann is dreamy~
>>195798
Is it bad that before I opened this I thought about Blackened? I need to stop hanging around weird threads.
>>195798
His art is almost as good looking as him
Flashback issue or are they rolling back her costume?
>>195807
>>195797
>This is better than the haunted vagina, fuck
We haven't gotten to the haunted vagina yet, right?
Also, I can't come up with any adequate commentary for this book. This is utterly ridiculous and reveling in it. I got nothing.
>>195809
Ivy's one of those characters that can have tons of different outfits and be recognizable
>>195810
those balls
that beard
>>195807
>thank Osiris that you didn't have to take a dump
pfffffff
>>195811
We have not. We should fold in some more Tarot, though, it's surprisingly fun and we haven't hit what anon said were the preachy bits yet
>>195810
>King Cock-my-butt
Why can't DC or Marvel have this kind of quality content?
>>195809
http://www.newsarama.com/26790-clay-mann-brings-cleaner-jim-lee-style-to-new-poison-ivy-series.html
She's getting a new costume, he shared some design thumbnails
>>195816
>. We should fold in some more Tarot, though, it's surprisingly fun and we haven't hit what anon said were the preachy bits yet
I do miss Tarot yeah
>>195813
>that's what the archbishop said
LOWWWWW
>>195813
Those balls are making cringe and I don't even have any.
>>195778
Eh, the way I see it, gods should represent the people that worship them since that's how they imagined them (I don't think any Vikings thought Heimdall was black and I doubt any Egyptians saw Osiris as a white guy)
Also, why would a white guy play Quetzalcoatl, if he's not a snake-bird thingamajig you shouldn't even bother.
>>195816
>>195824
now I'm just sad that Yost won't get to give us more Aracely because he screwed the pooch on NW
>>195798
I thought her cooch was bleeding for a second there.
>>195825
that's a Prince Albert, right?
>>195824
True, but the way I see it is that Gods are supernatural beings and can be played by any kind of people.
And well, I was using it as the analogue about the lack of Hawk and Croc heads in Gods of Egypt so far. Like, I wouldn't mind if they went that way - even though my ancestors came from that region.
>>195827
Yep.
>>195827
MEIN GOTT
>>195827
My favorite Poison Ivy is, of course, Ostrander Squad Ivy and her boy-toy
>>195828
Inversely, I've mentally blocked out all white Sun Wukongs from my memory. But plenty of Chinese gods are intended to be ethnically Chinese due to interbreeding shenanigans.
>>195832
>But plenty of Chinese gods are intended to be ethnically Chinese due to interbreeding shenanigans.
Now that I can understand.
>>195818
Thanks. Seems like some nice ideas, I'm not a fan of all the black in the new 52 one.
>>195832
there are white Sun Wukongs? That's kind of...huh, really
I need to pick me up a digestible Journey some time, I know the broad outlines but still need footnotes
>>195837
>>195837
My viet friend has the three Romance of the Three Kingdom volumes...and I'm always intending to borrow those
>>195831
>The Breeder
Looks like this comic has an equivalent to THE CHAUVINIST.
And how do these guys even manage to go about their day-to-day with cocks bigger than their arms? Mine's average and still gotta adjust my balls every five minutes.
>>195836
I like the black, it gets to look waaaaaaay more lewd than no-bodysuit. See: Man's cover with that costume. You can't do that pose with a palette swap.
>>195841
now THOSE are some fake tits!
>>195842
I actually know a couple of Chinese lit dudes, I've just never gotten around to asking for the 101 versions of things. Because you really do need to start simple when everything is new.
>>195842
Some translations are more useful than others, reading Rot3K depends on having good footnotes (and some online versions are more useful in that respect). Or having played enough DW games.
>>195837
>lest you incur my feminist wrath!
Wow.
Also, The Breeder is like what every shitposting asshole on 4chan wants to be.
>>195850
and now: ADS
the epic I wish everyone read these days but no one does is Italian Renaissance stuff, Orlando Furioso, etc.** I think Le Cid isn't too popular now either.
**I know these because of a class I had to take specifically on Orlando-derived libretti
>>195845
I think if it was a green bodysuit I wouldn't mind it as much. Black just seems too out there and almost generic. Like a Catwoman costume with some leaves attached or something.
>>195842
>>195851
Also, I recommend the (subbed) Three Kingdoms TV series China did semi-recently. It covers the most important parts and their Cao Cao is charming as fuck.
>>195854
shit, what's next, gotta consult your notes, anon, because THIS GONNA GO UNTIL I PASS OUT
or something
(no really hold me anons, the world is cruel today)
>>195857
Hahah! That's the one we watched.
It's interesting, and yeah, Cao Cao was the best part.
>>195858
Zahn #1...but just Zahn #1. Because you'll see.
>>195850
Wait, so her beef with Elvira Brown here is that she doesn't have fake tits?
Why am I remotely surprise that something absurd like that is happening in this comic?
>>195843
Can you imagine their jockstrap technology?
>>195858
HOW ABOUT THOSE 90s COVERS
I pity the foo who didn't catch Thunderstrike, and my god that Larry Stroman DD
>>195860
got it!
also, loling because 'Zahn' is the German word for 'tooth', plural 'Zähne'
>>195858
>(no really hold me anons, the world is cruel today)
What happened?
>>195863
this is like slightly lewder Warlord
>>195864
France, google it. It's been a heavy day.
>>195864
There are terrible things happening in Paris, many attacks on several places
check literally any news website
I'm just gonna admit it.
I haven't really been looking at the images because...honestly.
Just find this all somewhat beyond the pale
>>195869
The dialog is unreal, you're missing out. It's like Batman '66 but gay porn and puns.
>>195869
you get desensitized to all the dicks after a while though
>>195869
I can't look at the images, it's been several years now but I spent a glorious week or so sleeping on the floor of a friend who was there for a year and had an utter blast and it's a glorious city and it hurts
>>195870
>the dialogue is funnier than the pictures, for once
Yeah, but goddamn
I read crossed and this...is just gross dude
>>195873
OH THOSE IMAGES
It's just dicks
Hilarious dicks
>>195874
eh it's just exaggerated dicks for porny effect, it's not that bad
>>195874
That is a minority opinion in present company, but thanks for hanging out anyway.
>>195876
Actually, you know? This is what women feel like reading a lot of comics, just genderswapped. Try chewing on that.
>>195883
Klarion what happened to you
>>195880
Why do chicks in hentai know when their eggs are being fertilized when I can't even tell if I have a stomachache or if I'm just hungry?
>>195883
what a practical little pouch!
did anyone read Howling Commandos? Any good?
>>195889
Better yet, why do they think getting a dick rammed all the way into the cervix feels GOOD? that sounds horrifying
>>195889
because hentai is unrealistically gross like that
>>195892
THAT TOO
>>195891
it'd be funny if he had an icicle hanging
>>195891
>dickpouch
>one boot
I'm not seeing any problems here
>>195896
It's basically what impoverished RPG characters wear on a normal day, it's all good
>>195892
It is horrifying
I imagine it's what getting kicked in the balls must feel like.
>>195893
ouch
>>195895
>What the hell is that?
the rhythm method is an actual thing, depending on where your ovulation cycle is you're more likely to get pregnant on certain days (and less likely the get pregnant on others, i.e. the "safe" days)
I have no idea how it actually works as birth control but apparently it's popular in Japan, judging by hentai
>>195900
now, sexy little demons time
...demon sounding doesn't sound like fun, idk
>>195892
Deeper=Better, right?
-Average hentai artist
>>195900
I've seen this exact scenario in hentai numerous times
>>195901
It's reliable IF AND ONLY IF you are very regular, which many women are not
>>195899
Hey guys, getting kicked in the balls hurts, right?
>>195906
Being raped by apes?
>>195902
sounding in general doesn't sound like fun, but everyone has their fetish I guess
>>195899
Not really, it's an internal pain. Getting kicked in the labes is the female equivalent of getting kicked in the balls.
>>195907
>Hey guys, getting kicked in the balls hurts, right?
Like a motherfucker
>>195909
well not the apes, but that exact shot from behind while the anime girl getting not-raped yells about how it's too big and also secretly really enjoys it
>>195907
>Hey guys, getting kicked in the balls hurts, right?
It's been known to kill people, so yeah.
>>195912
It's reasonably difficult to find the right angle to get the same effect.
