Are alien threads still allowed?
>>117679
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>>117679
I'll allow it.
Now post more.
>>117696
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>>117697
Awesome.
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>>117777
oh hell yes
>new xeno thread
YES YES YES
Fuck yeah, gonna get to work on finishing up story requests.
TURIAN TWINK GUY, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS IN HERE NOW.
https://titanpad.com/UbgrnuFY1x Titanpad just in case this manages to survive the night.
>>118392
last ones were deleted when people tried to make them
>>118456
Yeah well that was the case when the board was new and no one (including mods/janis) knew what was or wasn't allowed to be posted. Recently though we've had 2 xeno threads and 2 predator threads all with 200 + posts with no posts deleted. With that in mind, plus the current success of the mecha girl thread I think it's pretty safe to say that mods have certainly loosened up a bit to the idea of adopting the threads /d/ has kicked out.
>>118479
i know anon, i know
>>118479
>These things are NOT for fucking
You what?
Xenomorphs were 100% designed with sex appeal in mind. Along with everything else Giger ever designed.
>>118510
always did get a little turned on watching alien
>>118510
Explains why I always feel the need to fap after playing a game with them.
>>118550
This is a completely normal reaction.
Nothing's more intimate then getting your skull penetrated by a prehensile tongue.
(changed my file because I didn't realize the other one was fur)
>>118570
>First level of Six's campaign in AvP
>All that xenomorph bondage
By the gods my dick could barely handle it.
I remember when playing through Isolation I purposely ran into the xeno a couple of time just because it's so sexy.
It's a real shame Colonial Marines was a piece of shit. I'm sure I would have enjoyed buying and playing the game had it not been a buggy mess with a worse reputation than any other tripple a game in recent history. I'm sure that could have given me a xenoboner as well had I been bothered to play it.
I fantasize about bondaging the Alien Queen and turning her into a nympho.
I accomplish this through the use of massive sex machines and industrial-grade bondage equipment.
Dominating something much bigger than you is hot.
>>118594
>It's a real shame Colonial Marines was a piece of shit. 'm sure I would have enjoyed buying and playing the game had it not been a buggy mess with a worse reputation
Very much agreed.
Especially since I have a thing for queens, and she looked pretty awesome in that game. Haven't seen any good vidya action with her since AVP2.
Such a terrible waste.
>>118603
Nice.
That's pretty hot.
>>118649
Yeah queens haven't gotten much limelight in any of the recent alien games. The Matriarch was basically a mcguffin in avp2010, and a queen was completely absent in isolation (unless one showed up in dlc that I didn't play). I have no idea about her overall presence in marines because I never touched it but I'm sure it was shit just like the rest of the game.
Though what with the success of isolation, we might be luckey enough that she gets some real love in another alien game some time in the future.
>>118680
I hope we get two universes of Alien games.
The ones inspired by Cameron, and the ones inspired by Scott (Isolation-era). There's a lot of history (50 years) between Alien and Aliens that has yet to be explored.
>>118680
The queen actually had a pretty noticeable role in Marines, as far as a few clips I've seen showed me.
You see her at least three times and fight her two of them.
Although the final boss battle is, of course, a total letdown and not a proper battle.
Yeah, Isolation's success makes me happy too and hopeful about future games.
Haven't played the game yet, though. Maybe I should.
>>118710
Isolation is a decent enough game so I'd recommend it. My only criticisms would be that the game is noticeably worse when the alien is absent and you're left to deal with androids and humans. That shit's not fun. And the the length is my only other gripe. Then game goes on for about 3 hours longer than it needs to and the story drags really hard towards the end.
I'd say pick it up, enjoy it, play through it once, then never touch it again.
>>118740
Alright, it sounds reasonably good. Guess I'll give it a shot.
>>118753
Dont play on normal, the AI is a little iffy on that mode
>>118479
>>118510
>>etc.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_(creature_in_Alien_franchise)#Concept_and_creation
>"This is a movie about alien interspecies rape," O'Bannon said in the documentary Alien Evolution.
I've only seen like one scene of the movie, but I'd hit a Xenomorph if I was guaranteed safety. I heard a rumour that the current design was actually chosen over others due to sex appeal. Is there a source on that?
>>118815
>Is there a source on that?
I'm unsure if there's any kind of official source on that.
But let's be real, anyone who has eyes can basically confirm it.
>>118815
>"This is a movie about alien interspecies rape,"
I like how honest and straightforward they are about it.
I don't know anything about the sex appeal thing, although I've heard that it was actually toned down a bit.
Supposedly the Alien was going to have tits (without nipples, mind you), but that was considered too much.
Hey
I'm
Toasting
In
Dis
Bread
RS a shit.
>>118872
No you aren't.
Horse shaped lookin cocks a shit.
Alien dominance not a shit.
weebums a shit.
>>118875
Figuratively shit.
>>117679
Why do you people keep putting tits on them?
>>119007
I personally wouldn't find them attractive without tits, just like lizards and dragons. It's something humans are naturally attracted to, and if they have no investment in the character they usually wont see an issue.
I see where you are coming from though. My waifu is literally flat chest and half her pictures have oversized water-balloons that just don't suit her.
>>119007
Convergent evolution
>>119007
because most people can't pull off subtle attractive traits like shapely torsos and legs, let alone doing it with all those Alien details like the ribcage.
i'm fine with both since oversexed monsters have an appeal of their own, but i cling on to pics that pull it off without.
>>119715
I'm cool with no tits, but I need dat ass and hips or thighs.
>>118839
The alien was supposed to be noticeably male. Ridley Scott and Sigourney Weaver talked about how there was supposed to be a Ripley/Alien sex scene in the first,
>>120510
I heard it was meant to be hermaphroditic actually, so you're both correct.
>>119007
It only really bothers me when they put tits on beings that would make utterly no sense on them.
>mfw Sangheili tits
They lay eggs you fucking faggots why the fuck would they need milk-producing glands when their young would receive necessary nutrition from the materials within their womb-away-from-womb?
I DEMAND SCIENTIFIC ACCURACY.
>>121772
The platypus is a thing you can find on earth
>>121777
I'd give you that point if you could describe to me, in detail, the act of a Sangheili sucking a tit.
>>121783
The mouth parts push/squeeze the tit
>>121772
>receive necessary nutrition from the materials within their womb-away-from-womb
All creatures throughout their embryonic development do whether in or outside of womb until they're born. Nothing special
>why the fuck would they need milk-producing glands
C O N V E R G E N T E V O L U T I O N !
It's so fucking simple there's no point in asking that question over and over again. The rest is pure personal taste.
>>119007
>comes to a porn thread
>on porn board
>to complain about tits on things
You're a special kind of special.
>>121783
describe to me, in detail, the act of a platypus sucking a tit.
>>121783
I'm writing a story about aggressive m human on f sangheili cuddle sex, and I'm gonna lay down some shit. First off, where was it ever stated they lay eggs? I don't remember that from any of the books, games, or animated shorts. Also, it would be really easy for them to suckle. The four mandibles are able to stretch out, allowing them to wrap them around the areola and use the inner mouth to suckle.
The most likely situation is that Sangheili babies are born without their inner teeth set in, much like human babies.They most likely also would have some sort of hook teeth on each of the mandibles that would allow them to properly suckle onto a breast, and after coming of age to no longer require breast feeding, would lose these "baby teeth."
It's probably unlikely for them to have tits the size of your head, but that doesn't mean they can't have tits. But either way, it's porn dude. Live a little. Tits are great.
>>117679
Actually Xeno is classified as furry now...
Don't flip tits on me, I just have seen people getting banned for not posting 'furry' (Xeno) on /b/
But in my opinion, continue
>>122418
>furry being banned on /b/
you're a liar
>xeno being considered furry
you've been under a rock for a couple of weeks now. mods don't mind xeno or beast threads on this board.
>thinking we give a shit either way
you're an idiot.
>>122427
>>furry being banned on /b/
Brah? Can you read?
It obviously says
>getting banned for not posting on /b/
But that is all the fewd I will give you Mr. Tollington. Please try not to starve :)
>>122388
So, there's going to be Sangheili tits action?
I'm all up for it.
>>122668
Yeah, and a bit of mandible play. Because fuck yeah, mandible jobs sound awesome.
>>122682
You said human male was supposed to be aggressive? I wonder how's that going to work, given the size and strength of a Sangheili?
>>122388
Do you have a pastebin with other writings?
>>122694
I meant aggressive cuddle sex. I was more just kind of joking. However, it does get a bit more rough and tumble love making at some point.
>>122759
I only have one story on pastebin, but i accidentally uploaded it anonymously so I no longer have the link to it. Someone from /d/ might have it on here. It was a gay fic about an alien and a human finding out that their genitals aren't so different after all.
I think remember reading somewhere that there was a deleted scene from one of the alien movies where a xeno drone kidnapped a living human and turned them into a facehugger/facehugger egg. I thought it was a pretty interesting concept that the xenos were capable of asexual reproduction? I think it's kind of asexual reproduction anyway.
So was this actually a deleted scene or am I just imagining things?
>>124104
Yeah, that was a deleted scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MCoefVgW9w
>>124214
Woah I didn't know there was a video. That's neat as fuck. Thanks pal.
Big Gay Skeleton here. Just gonna say that the samus cum inflation story isn't ready yet because i'm a lazy faggot. Sorry.
Also, I reuploaded the other story, this time to my account, so now i won't lose it!
Warning, it's gay!
http://pastebin.com/LwDnuJe0
>>117679
>Are alien threads still allowed?
Yes. Stop believing/spreading this rumor that they're not.
>>118456
>>118493
No, quite a few have died just from not being bumped, though. In fact, no xeno threads have been deleted yet. Check it out.
https://desustorage.org/aco/search/text/xeno/deleted/deleted/type/op/filter/text/results/thread/order/asc/
Oh yeah, we have an archive now. It goes all the way back to the sticky.
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>>118839
It wasn't sex appeal. It was phallic proportions, to make them seem more rapey for the stalking and rape scenes. A big part of the first movies was the horror of imminent rape. It's a rape flick. Rape.
>>122427
Actually, he's a troll. You can report him for violating global rule #3.
>>117748
was waiting for her to bite it off
>>124494
Put that shit in the archive, nigga
https://titanpad.com/UbgrnuFY1x
>>124705
Done.
I think?
No idea how to use Titanpad.
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>>125348
Someone in a /v/ thread long ago made these for me after I wrote smut for the thread.
1/2
Here's the smut
http://pastebin.com/u/BigBurd
>ignore the heresy pls
>>125413
Found a couple more
2/4
>>125421
3/4
>>125427
4/4
Those were good threads
Y'all niggas need to read xpray's last survivor comic.
>>125440
The way he draws faces/bodies isn't all that appealing.
lazy
someone else post these
http://exhentai.org/g/800470/b1ee28972f/
>>121772
It has never been said that the Sangheili lay eggs. Halopedia does say they do, but the only source for that links to Halo waypoint forums main page, not even to any particular forum thread. Are you sure that you're not thinking of Unggoy?
Also, tits are great.
>>117679
>are xeno threads still allowed
Looks like it. But the real question is, are bestiality threads still allowed? The sticky is still vague as all hell about it, but I don't see any bestiality threads up.
you rang?
>>127056
People who complain are oblivious to the fact that these creatures have nothing to do with any earthly lifeform.
I refuse to masturbate to the same thing that gave me nightmares
>>129815
do you feel in charge?
>>129815
Sounds like a pretty good way to get over the fear, though.
>>130560
After playing Ayylien Isolation?
>>131560
When I played isolation, I spent like, a good 20 minutes manipulating the ai just so i could lust over the alien model. Fucking loved it. Really wish the NECA figure didn't sell out so quickly. Would have hot glued the shit out of it.
>>129815
I used to feel the same about clowns. That's when I discovered that terrified boners are the best boners.
>>129815
Someone cap this- it would be amazing as a banner post.
>>131668
>tfw
It's perfect
My own post is the perfect example for a perfect banner
>>131668
>>131833
Fuck off with your reddit ass ebin board culture bullshit.
Post xenos or get lost. Thanks.
>>131864
Your idea of fun seems to be shitposting with ebic forced meems and wasting the image limit on reaction images. You should leave. And never come back. Please.
>>127056
It doesn't matter whether or not they lay eggs.
What's important is that they don't have any fucking lips. How are breasts going to do a baby sanghieli any good?
>>132043
see >>122388
>MANDIBLE HOOK TEETH
TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE, ANON.
>>118815
Giger himself drew fan art of a xenomorph from Alien and the human alien hybrid from Species fucking.
Also, the xenomorphs where originally supposed to have extremely phallic shaped tails, that even ooze precum like slime whenever they got excited just before attacking somebody.
Did Giger have anything to do with designing the Predators? Because I remember seeing a .gif of a test run for the costume where it was incredibly lizard like before they changed it to a more humanoid (and incredibly sexy) form. Mainly they removed the gigantic head because it kept knocking into branches.
>>118864
I thought queens are extremely territorial and hate each other?
>>122182
Actually, although platypus do have mamary glands, they do not have nipples. Baby platypus LICK the milk off of the skin of their mother as it oozes out of pore like orifices.
Basically, imagine a human baby licking the puss as it oozes out of a cluster of zits.
>>131878
>TEQA
Shame he turned out to be a shitbag who disappeared off the face of the internet without finishing his commissions.
Anyone got any of his paid content?
>>132370
I have his pin-up collection, uploading to mediafire now, but shitty upload speeds mean it will take a while.
>>118892
decent pic ruined by some shitty little demon character. Fuck, I hate these kinds of artists
>>117748
the inner mouth isn't centered on the penis and it's triggering the fuck outta my autism.
>>132855
just beat off to it anon. maybe itll go away
>>118882
>inner mouth has lipstick too
my sides
>>132277
shh, no tears now, only lesbaliens.
Panty version of
>>117679
>>132870
mmmmm nice
>>122427
is beastiality, like human sucking horse cocks, okay now? Got banned for it some months ago
>>123042
>then they failed. Horribly. That thing is feminine enough to give me boners outside of the porn.
I dont see it, what makes her female for you? Only the laying eggs/building nest? I dont see one single feature that makes her female. Maybe her thin arms/legs?
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>>132929
>mfw when crossovers get weird
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>>132939
>>132272
>Giger himself drew fan art of a xenomorph from Alien and the human alien hybrid from Species fucking.
sauce pls!
>Also, the xenomorphs where originally supposed to have extremely phallic shaped tails, that even ooze precum like slime whenever they got excited just before attacking somebody.
Also gonna need sauce on that
>TFW already found and masturbated to every single picture in this thread more than once.
It's over. I've seen everything this niche has too see.
>Please, artists, feed me more.
>>124565
I'd like to request the one with the Elite and Miranda from Mass Effect. All those webms were amazing.
>>132988
>>133237
Sorry, forgot to ask what species you're looking for. Enjoy another Skedar.
A minor edit I made a while back when someone wanted the image to be male instead of futa.
>>132948
i've seen the first, the second one is just bullshit though.
never believe /d/eviants when it comes to lore, they tend not to read or watch anything they fap to.
>>133261
Can you post the original? I love xeno futa, and I haven't seen that one yet.
Here's some xeno as payment
>>133654
As you wish.
>>133719
Score one for heresy.
>>133730
>that pic
Oh anon, you sneaky bastard
>>134027
I don't even care, they're hot.
>>134031
That's true.
>>134038
Those plump, round assholes get me every time.
>>132939
That guy better not pick the woman.
Keep it alive, kids.
Any Sil fans?
Just a sexy two parter xenomorph story for you anons. First one is male xeno on male human second is male human on female xeno queen.
http://pastebin.com/ea5wXa9y
http://pastebin.com/UKsjF4FU
Enjoy and keep the good posts coming.
First one is
>>136854
yes
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>>118594
please describe what would happen, I never played it.
>>138456
I talked about 3 different games in that post you replied to. Which one am I describing?
>>119399
Sauce?
>>134045
>Sunibee
mah nigga, but watch for rule 3
There will never be enough Sil porn.
>>139089
I'd argue that Lilibees are xenos.
>>139082
Doxy's take on Incase's Puazi
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>>139443
Given that vaginal lubrication is derived from blood serum, I would NOT stick my dick in a dripping xenomorph vagina.
>>132988
If you tempt the internet like that, you'll end up horrified in all new ways.
>>136975
>second is male human on female xeno queen
Thank you so very much for contributing some queeny love.
Can't get enough of that.
>>141290
Well, shit. So they are.
About time I found out about them, then.
If anyone is interested, there is a huge fapfic on Foundry called Aliens Insemination.
By chapter:
>F Human/M Pred
>M Human/F Pred
>M Human/F Xenomorph
>F Human/M Xeno
>M human/Xeno Queen
>F Human/ M Predalien
>>142290
there hasn't been a new chapter for like a year or more now
>>141279
Facehuggers turn me on, and i have no idea why.
>>140270
you remember the empress in AvP2?
now THAT was bondage.
>>117679
They are until somebody decides to be a faggot
>>139380
That guy sure has some anal fetish. All that stuff and he barely even mentions the vag.
>>144315
I do love me some pussy, but the asshole is still my favorite orifice.
>>144315
He loves his thunder thighs and puckered assholes. He calls them an "acquired taste".
Most of his stuff is furry butts or xeno. I can post more Lilibees if there's demand; other artists started drawing them too.
>>139380
Not only xenos, but fully sapient creatures that could shame amazons with their size/girth.
>>144315
>>144573
If we're being honest, the Lilibees are mostly fetish fuel creatures for Sunibee. That being said, I'm sure we can agree that they've got a little something for most everyone.
>>144665
The head reminds me of stuff from Dr. Seuss.
The size difference puts me off.
>>144665
>If we're being honest, the Lilibees are mostly fetish fuel creatures for Sunibee
No doubt about it. It's like if one of those malformed fetishy OCs was made by an actually skilled artist.
And I'm ok with that.
>>142290
>M human/Xeno Queen
I wasn't able to find this one, are you sure it exists?
Literotica and Foundry both lack it
>>139466
definitely deserves exploratory fingers first.
the left hand, though.
>>145175
>fap with my left, but I'm right handed
I lose either way if it turns out bad
>>144935
Turns out it wasn't even written. The author plans to finish this story by the end of 2015.
>be browsing literotica, looking for some alien stuff
>find one about a single human guard working at an alien all female prison
>dis gun be good.jpg
>start reading
>most of the "aliens" are either just furries, lizard people, goblins ("gelbins" the author calls them) or coloured humans with long ears and claws
fug
>>146536
A lot of aliens in old scifi novels are "furries" and that reason/its fans are where the furry fandom came from.
>>146543
I thought it was people in actual fur suits, therefore stemming more from mascots than anything else.
>>147044
No 'eresy 'ere, boss!
>>147255
None at all?
>>147325
Nah, we're fine.
>>136374
More yig-kar less elite?
>>146536
Link?
>>147786
https://www.literotica.com/s/the-queen-inmates-pet-ch-01
>>117679
> that title
> not "Enema Unknown"
For shame, OP.
>>118872
Queenie is cute. CUTE!
>>147394
Guardsman, I think you're not considering the Greater Good in all of this.
>>148968
Indeed.
>>149745
She has great goods that could make a thread in their own right. But she's not xenos.
>>132870
>Xenos are getting smarter
>Curious little bastards are learning how to use tools
>Break into a clothing shop that got locked up
>By god... It's a Victoria's Secret
>An hour later, they all look like cheap french whores
>>136377
I swear there was an image of the scientist inside Otachi's vagoo, he looked like he was surrounded by blue tentacles on all sides.
Does anyone have that?
>>150869
I don't know anything about the vagoo, but when Otachi is trying to get Newton from inside the shelter, her tongue was glowing and tentacle-y.
>>151073
I just remember seeing it on /d/ a while back.
Guess I'll have to dredge through the archives...
>>151073
>>151289
>>150869
there's a more NSFW drawing like this, but can't find it at the moment
>>117679
Can someone post the pic of the alien getting her feet tickled?
>>151292
I'm looking and can't find it. I need this or I'll die.
>>132932
>>151909
>that pic
oh god yes
>>132932
Xeno
>Awwwn, they are best friends!!!
Gordon
>...
>>150869
>>151289
>>151292
I believe this is what you're looking for.
>>147566
