>falls on top of a submissive, naked, teenage girl
>doesn't get it in
>lives with a hormonal teenage girl who obviously wants the D but is playing hard to get
>doesn't get it in
>is OFFERED sex by a sexy as fuck thirty year old woman
>STILL doesn't get it in.
how beta is this kid?
Those are just the ones he noticed, girls were showing off in PE when they thought he was watching.
>Mother is dead
>Father abandoned him
>Raised by sensei
>Probably no friends, nobody loves him
>Depressed, no rolemodels to grow after
>Sees himself as a worthless person, is very afraid of being hurt by others
>Meets his father for the first time in 11 years, gets ignored and treated like shit
>Rei is a near-mute with no personality, Asuka is a massive fucking bitch and Misato is an alcoholic christmas cake, so afraid of being left alone he tries to fuck a shota
>Only person to ever show real love and kindness to him is an angel
>Still got in that fucking robot.
>>141445461
I think if Shinji got some he'd be in an even worse place off mentally
>>141445461
He's in the closet, thank god there's a boy to pull him out of it
>>141445461
Shinji is gonna become the alpha omega in 3+1 and he's still gonna be hated.
>>141445461
He likes dick
>>141445707
99% of /a/ wouldn't get in the robot in real life circumstances.
He's got some balls.
>>141446035
Not at Shinji's age, maybe, but as adults, sure. A lot of /a/ would get in the robot.
>>141445461
Rei would not have let him do anything and if he tried to she'd just slap him like she did the other time. Asuka would slap him. Misato would get scared if he actually accepted and chicken out because that's illegal and she does have a conscience.
>>141445711
Even if he wasn't and he lucked into the first honest and constructive relationship in Eva's universe, Seele or Gendo would probably win if absolutely everything wasn't a train wreck.
>>141446010
>>141445933
Explain this then.
>>141445707
>>141446035
this
i'm tired of faggots calling shinji a coward
he is a fucking hero if ever there was one
>>141446248
I'll concede that Rei and maybe Misato wouldn't have fucked him, but there's no question Asuka didn't want that boy balls deep.
>>141445933
>>141446010
He's sexually confused, nothing else. Kaworu is just the first one to show him any true affection, so it fucks with him.
>>141446380
Asuka is a loud, obnoxious, annoying cunt with daddy issues. She's far too shitty for Shinji to handle.
>>141446355
He fapped to a tranny, your point?
>>141446380
I dream of a day where it is legal to incinerate shippers. Fuck you too OP for making this thread. It'll just fill with people who defend Shinji tooth and nail and those who believe he was a colossal pussy.
>>141446380
She wanted Kaji balls deep
>>141446444
Don't you have a toilet to lick, Reifag?
>>141446444
Actually, I think they would be pretty good for each other.
Asuka needs someone to love her so that she doesn't feel worthless; Shinji wants kind of the same thing. Asuka just gets a bit possessive about him. Plus, Asuka constantly pestering him seems to cause some degree of improvement for him.
>>141446498
Rei wanted to get eyefucked by Gendo. We're all very impressed with your posting prowess filenames kun, now fuck off.
>>141446470
He was both. He's a pathetic, cowardly pussy with so many issues he's going to end up hanging himself in a couple years anyway, but he's a hero because regardless of all the shit he's going through, he still chooses to fight.
>>141446506
Rei isn't any better. No reason to get so defensive about it and assume because I insulted one side I prefer the other.
>>141446444
Touji and Kensuke showed him affection, too.
But unlike them Kaworu was actually attractive so Shinji wanted to ride his dick.
>>141446534
true
>>141446556
I just want this thread to die because nohing new will be said here.
>>141445461
>trip while intruding on someone's house
>well might as well rape her
I don't care how much of an alpha you are pretending to be on /a/, that's nonsense.
>>141446558
Different kind of affection though.
>>141446534
Asuka wants an alpha male like Kaji so she can feel superior and worth something, she wants them to love her for who she really is. Shinji would never love her for who she really is, he'd hate her for it.
Shinji wants someone to love him for who he is, which is what Asuka constantly insults him on. It hurts his self-esteem and makes him feel even more like shit.
They're the absolute worst for each other, that's why Shinji tries to murder her every time he gets the chance.
>>141446534
>I think they would be pretty good for each other
Asuka laughed when he "died' in the Leliel episode and Shinji sat on the ground with a blank stare on his face while she was being torn to shreds in EoE.
They'll never be good for each other, just by being in her presence made Shinji want to choke the life out of her.
>>141445461
>>falls on top of a submissive, naked, teenage girl
Only in porn with horrible plots does this lead to sex.
>>lives with a hormonal teenage girl who obviously wants the D but is playing hard to get
I wouldn't touch a hormonal teenage girl in heat with a 5 foot pole and a hazmat suit.
>>is OFFERED sex by a sexy as fuck thirty year old woman
She's his guardian, room mate, supervisor at work and twice his age. He'd have to be an absolute madman to risk making this relationship even more awkward.
Not everyone's as desperate to get his dick wet as you are, anon. Having standards and decency doesn't make him beta.
>>141446628
How is it different?
>>141446558
But Toji and Kensuke didn't come onto him in extremely lewd ways. You can argue as to whether or not Kaworu knew what he was doing, but not even Misato got as suggestive as his innuendo with him.
>>141446631
At the same time, Asuka is an elitist. The reason she sort of goes after Shinji is that he is the only one in the same 'class' as her (an Eva pilot), and anything less would be unacceptable.
Also, I kind of think that Kaji was trying to set them up. Then again, he isn't the best at making long-term relationships work, so it may be best to question his judgement on the matter.
I don't actually know what this webm is, but I like the filename.
>>141445461
Are we still fucking discussing this show?
>>141446805
Multiple times a day, since always.
You just noticed?
>>141445461
>muh sex muh gurrrls muh sexy womyn must fuck fuck reproduce fuck fuck reproduce work die work die fuck reproduce die
Fucking normalfags.
>Serious fans may be upset that I got inspiration for EVA-02 from a synchronized swimmer gay with goggles that appears crying "SEXY DYNAMITE!" before the last stage of PC-Engine game Cho Aniki.
Serious fans sound like faggots because that is the best thing.
>>141446805
Will 4chan go offline for good before we stop discussing EVA or will we stop discussing EVA before 4chan goes offline for good?
Either way, both will happen before the 4th movie is realeased.
>>141446138
>Not at Shinji's age, maybe
But that's the fucking point.
>>141446785
Shinji started blushing at Kaworu before he ever was lewd or coming on to him.
The first scene you could call Kaworu lewd is technically the bath scene, but Shinji was already blushing and stalking him after the sync tests before then.
>>141446708
He basically had a mental breakdown when he saw that she had been killed, and in episode 22, he was extremely relieved when she was "okay". Plus, in episode ten and eleven, they show gratitude toward one-another.
Nah, just need a hatefuck to get over the last several episodes
>>141446790
Exactly. It could have been Touji, Kensuke, or some other random kid. As long as they were in Shinji's position, she would have acted the same way after Kaji rejected her.
Except considering Touji and Kensuke aren't as beta as Shinji, she'd probably end up fucking them.
>>141446890
Well, most /a/nons didn't have as shitty of a childhood as Shinji did.
>>141446892
To be fair in one of the spinoff games it had Touji getting turned on by Kaworu, he was pretty much designed to be the perfect object of coveting and superficial obsession for all Lilin regardless of gender.
>>141446912
He sat on the ground and thought about his mom while Asuka was screaming bloody murder over the intercom.
He didn't give a fuck.
Shinji also looked bored as fuck when Asuka was "fucking" him in Instrumentality. You could not pick a worse partner for him.
>>141446963
Speak for yourself. ;_;
>>141446248
>Misato would get scared if he actually accepted and chicken out because that's illegal and she does have a conscience.
Her conscience didn't stop her from offering it in the first place, and it didn't stop her from doing this in EoE. Misato only knows how to show affection towards males by flaunting her sex, and she's clearly a master at it. If Shinji agreed, you think Misato wouldn't go through with it when it's in her nature to seduce men?
>>141446912
>muh hatefuck and everything okay ooga booga
Can you do me a favor and toss yourself into a shipper woodchipper? Go watch Boy Meets World if you're that fucking eager for coupleshit.
>>141446969
Kaworu was designed to be even prettier than the girls.
Basically Shinji saw a hot guy and wanted to the D, bonus points he was actually nice to him.
Both boys and girls get wet for him, it's inevitable.
What fucking reason did Shinji have for rejecting instrumentality? Why did it matter if people were individuals? It seems like a stupid decision.
I also found it hilarious that shinji's VA strangled Asuka's VA when they were recording the last line of EoE. Just the image of one japanese woman strangling another in a recording studio while anno watches with a smile makes me crack up
>>141446993
Could he hear what she was saying? We know he could hear Maya's reaction, but I'm not sure he could hear Asuka. Plus, when Maya reacts to Asuka's death, Shinji gets a bit disturbed and says something along the lines of "there's nothing I can do". He is just feeling helpless.
"fucking" in extreme quotation marks, as I am unsure that can really say anything about any sexual quality their relationship would take, since it was, you know, Instrumentality.
Though, going off of what I said earlier with Kaji having a bit to do with how far things did get, and how his relationship with Misato fell apart, whilst the show juxtaposes the two of them (Shinji & Asuka with Kaji and Misato), I would guess that perhaps something would have happened, but would have failed down the road.
So, yeah, maybe you're right that they wouldn't be great for each other. That said, given how fucked up everything is, there aren't many other options in Eva.
>>141447112
I have 2 theories
A)Maybe he legitimately didn't feel good.
B)It was a cowardly decision against something so new and different.
![52fd80b63bb8465e1cc4fb4d302a3cc5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WCJjkLg.jpg "52fd80b63bb8465e1cc4fb4d302a3cc5[1].jpg")
>>141447057
>Kaworu was designed to be even prettier than the girls.
>>141446549
No she didn't.
But I clearly remember Asuka wanted Kaji to stir up her insides.
>>141447054
The hatefuck thing was a joke.
Denying that Eva presents them at least to some degree as a couple is just blatantly ignoring scenes in the show. I mean other characters basically refer to them as one (Toji's comment), and the show constantly puts them in situations where they are together in ways it doesn't do with any of the other characters.
>>141447281
No it doesn't you retarded shipper
>>141445461
>15 years old
How many 15 year old studs do you know?
>>141447337
At least 7
>>141447337
Ask ur mum
>>141447337
You don't even have to be a chad to get pussy in these scenarios, you literally just have to be Shinji.
>>141447175
Actually the parallel to Kaji and Misato is supposed to be Kaworu and Shinji according to Anno.
Eva is pretty much about Misato and Shinji's journey, and how similar they both are after all.
Kaji and Kaworu are just their dead boyfriends who are plot devices at the end of the day to get them to develop as characters and move forward. It's their story first and foremost.
>>141447350
Stop hanging with 15 year olds you creep
>>141447001
You don't live in a post apocalyptic world. Your childhood is nothing compared to his. Man the fuck up.
>>141447337
I was a stud at 15. Not so much now.
>>141447378
Would the first thing on your mind be sex if the other duties you had were piloting a giant bio-mech and fighting angels?
>>141447337
when i was that age there was plenty of chads getting pussy
>>141447403
>implying post-ww2 wasn't just that
>>141447001
>Pats your head
>>141447497
>implying he was a child in post-WWII europe
>>141447237
If you were Kaji, would you?
>>141447471
I would fuck and drink as much as I can handle without it impacting my work. I doubt I could ever relax without booze in Shinji's position.
t. different
>>141447540
>>141447471
If I was a 15 year old, straight male, yes.
Fighting giant monsters and getting pussy would be priorities #1 and #2, though not necessarily in that order.
>>141445461
So beta he rebooted all of fucking existence.
>>141447315
Yeah it does.
>episode 8
>Shinji ends up in her lap as Asuka blushes
>episode 9
>fight angel together
>"eat, breathe, and sleep together"
>Shinji's responsibility to retrieve her when she throws her tantrum
>spend a night alone, sleeping in the same room
>fight the angel again together, in unison
>land on top of each other
>Episode 10
>Asuka intentionally flirts with him while in swimsuit
>tries to draw his attention to her diving, twice
>he saves her life, causing her to look quite pleased with him
That's just three episodes.
This filename is just for you. :^)
>>141447585
>Fighting giant monsters and getting pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckkZihQUaU
>>141447538
>implying I wasn't
>>141447612
>>>/evageeks/
>>141447618
>>141447574
>>141447612
Asuka is saving himself for Kaji's 20 inch cock.
>>141447654
>making an account on the most autistic forum in existence
Come on now. I may watch the show obsessively, but I'm not gonna write several pages of fan-theory.
>>141447618
this would actually be the greatest show ever created
if i were independently wealthy i would fund the fuck out of this
>>141447706
You're well on your way already, shipper.
>>141447715
It's pretty much just gurren lagann t.b.h
>>141447701
>yfw Asuka raped Kaji when he slept over that one episode
>>141447731
So, then, why do you think the show puts them in situations that it doesn't with any other set of characters? They kiss, retard, how much more obvious does it have to get.
>>141447701
>Japanese
>big dick
Pick one.
>>141447776
>every jap is tiny
>exceptions/mutants don't exist
Wew
>>141447772
Can you stop replying to yourself? It's pretty fucking obnoxious. Thanks faggot.
>>141447772
>>141447776
Anno put them into those situations, it doesn't automatically mean that he intended for them to be together.
Every sign of evidence points to the fact that Asuka would prefer dying than being with Shinji.
>>141447776
Kaji has a humongous dick and Asuka wants him to ravage her with it.
>>141447776
>they kiss
Way to not grab any context from that scene whatsoever, shipfuck.
>>141447838
Enjoy the ban, fucko.
>>141447816
I don't know what is funnier, that you replied to that specific part of the post, or the implication that Kaji might be a mutant is a mutant.
Also, let's talk about the biggest cuck in the show. Pic related.
>>141447856
>WAHH U CAN'T POZT TENTACLE REIP YOU'RE NOT AN ASUKAFAG
>LEMME JUST POST THIS
Mods can you just rangeban filenames kun already? He never makes posts that aren't bait.
>>141447776
Not him, but Asuka was getting tense about Kaji being out with Misato and kissed Shinji to try and get her mind off of it.
Shinji never mentioned the kiss ever again, it didn't seem to affect him much.
The next episode they go back to being acquaintances as if it never happened. There's really nothing seriously romantic between them, everything else is played off as comedic.
If they were intended to be portrayed that way than Asuka wouldn't have felt that way about Kaji constantly throughout the show and Shinji wouldn't have fallen in love with Kaworu.
>>141447857
>>141447857
I understand the context. Were it not for the DC scenes, I would agree with you that it doesn't mean anything other than just teenage experimenting, but the DC and instrumentality scenes imply at least a bit more.
>Reifags have more doujin images of Asuka than Rei
Really elucidates just how much of a filthy meat toilet Rei is.
>>141447885
Kaji is a mutant. I mean, just look at him.
>>141447968
>>141447968
But she dislikes eating meat, anon.
>>141445461
Episode one pretty much sums up what a clueless bastard he is.
>>141448004
That's what she says outwardly.
>>141448004
Would Rei refuse to swallow because sperm would fall under meat?
Eva waifus love older men, just get over it /a/
>>141448020
kek I never noticed the arrow pointing at her tits or what the note said
>>141447960
A bit more is not full on lovey-dovey shit, shipkun.
>>141448076
Where did I imply full-on lovey-dovey? Maybe in the future, I mean, but they are 14, /a/non.
>>141448020
Or it confirms that he has sense, decency, control, reason, etc etc.
>>141448114
>muh maybe
Get out faggot.
>>141448063
Hey, that's besides the point.
>>141448063
That pic still cracks me up
>>141448157
W-why have you saved this image?
>>141446138
>>141446890
Is the other way around. Teens are less afraid of death and are more reckless than adults.
>>141448124
>he has sense, decency, control, reason, etc etc.
>>141448157
>Fireposter ban evades! QQ
>it's okay when I do it
Like I said there's a reason you never posted your address, chicken shit. Rei is a canon whore who enjoys tentacle reip and lets the world inside of her, while you have to make shit up.
>>141448063
I still can't believe this is real
But I guess the Yohji x Eva stuff was weird too
>>141447960
The DC scenes imply Asuka is angry that even someone as pathetic as Shinji rejected her. This is what causes her to try to commit suicide. Now literally no one will look at her.
Instrumentality directly shows she would rather die than be with Shinji. It also shows Shinji sees her as nothing more than a flesh of meat which she yells at him for, that's the exact opposite of how she wants to be seen.
Congrats, you didn't get her character at all.
>>141448162
I said here >>141446790 and >>141447175
, that the most likely thing is that a relationship would fail at some point down the road due to their mental issues.
>>141448205
Because filenames kun actually loves negro males and has a folder full of them. An unironic cuckold.
>>141448227
Well, had.
>>141448232
>Rei is a canon whore who enjoys tentacle reip
[citation needed]
>>141445461
>>>/f/3079663
>>141447403
Meh just be a poorfag in a third world country and you got your post apocalyptic scenario.
>>141448290
She cries tears of joy when Armisael engages her.
>>141448256
It failed in the show as well.
You ship for wish fulfillment, fuck off and watch a harem instead of projecting this faggotry on Eva.
>>141448256
There wouldn't even be one in the first place.
>>141448247
>directly shows she would rather die than be with Shinji
Which line specifically? If my memory has lapsed, I will concede, my man. Might argue if I disagree with your interpretation, but if you're right, you're right.
>>141445461
He's 14, you dumbass.
How into girls were you at 14?
>>141448063
Old... I can be that.
>>141448359
Amidst the flurry of sequences in EoE. Not the other anon, anyhow.
>>141448386
Can you cut yourself on your edge already and die already? Robin Williams did the right thing.
>>141448359
In EoE during the Instrumentality scene.
Figures a crackshipper like you doesn't even remember the series properly.
I bet if you gave it a good rewatch you'd stop shipping them together because there's hardly anything there between them.
>>141448371
I was fapping to porn by then but was awkward with girls except for the one eastern european girl who liked me but I kept leaking spaghetti constantly.
>>141448359
I think it's the one where she says:
>I'd rather die than be with you
>>141445707
kaworufag detected
>Trannyfag having another meltdown
Does this guy not take his medicatio or something?
>>141448386
This man needs to draw a whole lot more eva porn.
>>141446035
I'd definitely get in the fucking robot.
I'd get killed immediately because I suck at driving (and therefore piloting giant mechs too), but I'd definitely get on the robot, even as a kid.
>>141448434
I watch the series all the time, but EoE only occasionally.
The Instrumentality scene is multiple scenes, please be more specific. Also, I recall Asuka directly referring to Shinji masturbating to her during this scene, and saying that she didn't mind.
>>141448485
Is trannyfag just another way to refer to Asukafags?
>>141448491
Meg needs to be subjected to scaphism unless he draws more ecchi or pure vanilla. One of these days I'm just going to have to dox the immoral faggot and torch him. Also fuck you.
God dammit Shinji was a faggot.
>>141448534
Very cute filenames kun.
>>141445707
This is why I hate the people that bash shinji. He's not some psychopath that'll fuck emotionally disturbed girls or ladies.
>>141448464
Oh, yeah, I kinda remember that now.
Not quite sure how sincere she was when she said it though; it might have just been an overreaction, since she has those a lot. That said, I will accept that I don't have a solid argument against it, and thus concede.
>>141448526
She's saying it in disgust you autist, of course she fucking minds that he fapped over her.
That's exactly why she says she'd rather die than be with him. You must think Asuka has really low standards, probably because you self-insert.
But too bad, she'll never be into someone like you.
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>>141447947
>Shinji never mentioned the kiss ever again, it didn't seem to affect him much.
Shinji never mentions seeing a ghost, seeing Eva-01's real face, anything experienced during berserks, the presence inside Eva-00 that drilled into his brain, the presence inside Eva-01 that smells like a mom, recovering the memory that mom was smiling when she died and dad didn't murder her, recovering the memory he already knew Eva-01 and where mom had been all along. Shinji refuses to think about most things outside of dissociative episodes, he's like the perfect kind of crazy for his job.
>>141448615
>hurr durr she didn't really mean it!
Crackshippers, everyone.
>>141448403
Don't use elipses.
>>141448652
You miss the last part where I said outright that I don't have anything to argue against you with, and that I will concede the point? I said the former just to clarify something that I might personally interpret, but which is not as strong a position as the one you (or another anon, I don't know) presented.
None of this shit would have happened if they just fucked like they where supposed to.
I understand everything about EoE and the Angels and Adam and Lilith and their moons and the fruits but I still don't get what the Lance's did
In the show don't they each have their own Lance of Longinus? Where did the Lance of Cassius come from? Was it just a retcon to differentiate the two? Are they supposed to contain an Angel's power or unleash it? I dont fucking get it
I don't understand you Asuka shippers, she had more chemistry with even fucking Touji than she did with Shinji.
Touji actually fought back against her, showed balls and dominance, and actually made her work for it.
Fuck, now that I think about it. Touji would be great for Asuka. No wonder they fucked in that EoE scene.
>>141448753
Pretty sure Asuka doesn't like Toji, considering she is weirded out and surprised that Class Rep likes him.
>>141448831
That was when he was at the end of his rope when Kaworu left him blueballed.
>>141448753
She wasn't super enthused to see him as a pilot though
>>141448752
Isn't Cassius rebuild only?
>>141448864
She doesn't like Shinji either, and finds him plain and boring the first time she sees him.
She still had way more sexual tension and fighting with Touji than she ever did with Shinji.
Touji actually challenged her and didn't just take it like a bitch which is exactly what she wanted.
And that EoE scene proves Asuka would end up fucking Touji.
>>141446035
Bullshit I wouldn't
Do you have ANY idea how much I wish something would happen in my life where I could do something awesome and possibly die, than possibly do something awesome and die?
>>141448740
Die.
>>141447772
It's not Asuka's fault she's too young and immature to understand that opening your legs doesn't equal being an adult.
>>141448886
Yeah, that's what I was wondering if it was something they went back and changed to clarify
Which makes no sense because the two look identical
>>141448753
Ah. Of course you're just another crackshipper. Can you all just die?
>>141448952
>Do you have ANY idea how much I wish something would happen in my life where I could do something awesome and possibly die, than possibly do something awesome and die?
What?
>>141448965
Look man I'm just saying. Misato got a proper fucking, had a capsule shoved up her cooch, and she was fine for the rest of the series. Rei, Asuka, and Shinji just needed to have a threesome and everyone would have been fine. Hell, they probabaly would have solved world hunger and cured cancer if they fucked.
>>141445461
He's 14.
Sex is not the most important thing in the world just because you can't get it, anon.
>>141448952
if you actually want this, there are some sand niggers in the middle east who are just begging to get blown up by the first brave man to sacrifice his life for a good cause
>>141449107
>if you actually want this
Of course he doesn't.
>>141448753
>>141448864
>>141448996
>managed to bait the shippers and the anti-shippers in a single post
>>141449010
I think he means he'd rather be in a position where he has a higher possibility of doing something awesome before dying, than continue living a meaningless, demoralizing existence where the possibility of being heroic is less than zero.
>>141449010
I was perfectly clear
If I, a white person go outside into the Fallout Wasteland that is New Jersey, I will die. I will most likely accomplish nothing as I am dead in a ditch.
If I get in the robot I get to pilot a robot and accomplish something while only have a chance to die.
>>141449050
>and she was fine for the rest of the series
So you are just shitposting
>>141449107
Do we get a giant robot to pilot? Can you imagine going through Iraq and Afghanistan in a giant robot operating missions?
>>141449050
No, really fuck off with this bait.
>>141449050
>she was fine for the rest of the series.
Fine, you say? That's why she got so lonely she was ready and willing to fuck a teenage boy?
>>141449167
>>141449176
>>141449188
It makes perfect sense and nobody has proven otherwise.
>>141449188
Nah she just was gonna fugg him as a courtesy for saving the world
>>141448752
Per the series and movie, Lances are independent organisms able to penetrate AT fields and destroy Angels or force them into dormancy, discovered by humans and used as an exploit. Per NGE2, Lances were made by the same aliens that made Adam and Lilith and included with each as an emergency control device. Per Proposal, they're made by another slightly younger race of extinct aliens to stop the proliferation of Angels through the universe after the Angels had destroyed their own ancienter alien creators.
>>141449158
Well you are dying either way, so that's a really convoluted way of saying you want to do something awesome.
>>141449214
>inb4 ackshually
>>141447281
Sure, it's clear as day that Asuka is a source of sexual tension for Shinji, but anything romantic on his part was only directed at Kaworu.
I remember in Ancient Japan samurai and most males used to use women for procreation and as side bitches for fucking but their real lovers would be fellow men, which they deemed the superior gender.
>>141446380
Asuka may have come onto him but that doesn't mean she was actually interested/willing to fuck him and get that Ikari semen inside.
>>141449253
>Per the series and movie, Lances are independent organisms able to penetrate AT fields and destroy Angels or force them into dormancy, discovered by humans and used as an exploit.
I have 0 recollection of any of this
>>141449238
She even admits she's lonely.
>Misato: Shinji, this is about all I can do for you right now.
>Shinji: Stop it! Stop it, Misato.
>Misato: I'm sorry.
>Misato (MONO): But he must be feeling lonely... Is he afraid of women? No, he's afraid of being intimate with people.
>Misato: Pen Pen, come here.
>Misato (MONO): I see, it doesn't matter who. I am the one who is lonely.
>I see, it doesn't matter who. I am the one who is lonely.
>I am the one who is lonely.
Care to rethink your position?
Does anybody here own the bluray set and is it worth it if i don't understand moon? I figured there has to be a way to add subtitles somehow but I might be wrong.
>>141449356
>she was gonna fuck Penpen
>>141449352
There's no expository monologue for it, that's just what I remember seeing it do.
>>141445461
Youliterallydon't belong on /a/ if you can't understand the way Shinji felt.Posting in a bait thread.
>>141449396
Eva is really fucked up anon.
There's a reason pen pen drinks alcohol and didn't go near her.
>>141449378
Just get the sephirotic release from nyaa.
>>141449300
Shinji knows women ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks.
>>141449404
I don't remember them being independent organisms, but I remember the AT field part and the angel destruction part.
I don't get why they helped caused third impact in EoE but ended it in the Rebuilds, it seems weird.
I don't remember the dormancy part, I just remember it being stuck in Lilith but it didn't do anything when it was pulled out.
I just rewatched it a few days ago and that was all I got out of it
>>141445461
>beta
He's asian. He's pure. He's not some horny westerncuck teenagers that want to fuck everything that moves.
Rei > Asuka
>>141449534
I'll agree if you substitute asian with 2D.
2D males must be pure too.
>>141449549
True patrician choice
Plebs only see Rei as a creepy sex doll
>>141446355
>>141446444
irc in the manga he's bisexual
>>141449585
>>141449614
Nah. In the manga, he's much more explicitly heterosexual.
>>141445461
Why do faggots constantly try to dismiss Shinji as beta? He gets in the fucking robot and saves the god damned world every time. He just doesn't stick his dick in crazy. That's not being beta, it's being smart.
>it's an "a bunch of internet tough guys sit alone in the safety of their bedroom and brag about how they totally would have piloted the skyscraper sized death machine to fight skyscraper sized monsters with city destroying lasers when they were a kid without any fear or hesitation at all and also fucked all the girls at the same time" thread
>>141449534
>He's asian. He's pure.
Okay, this has nothing to do with this thread, but I'm bringing it up. You guys ever see that one clip of one of the Battle Royal movies, where there's just one guy with a double barrel shotgun, and he shoots one student in a group of students. He sits there, taking 10 minutes to reload, while the other students just sit there and look at him.
The japanese culture is interesting and I partake in it's media, but that fucking shit just drives me up the wall. I know it's part of the culture that you're not supposed to get involved in things or whatever, but not doing something is miles worse.
>>141449662
Because they are retards that want to self insert into someone having sex?
>>141449644
He's actually a closet homo according to Sadamoto
Adma, Lilith, and___Eveis best pairing and you can't prove me wrong.
>>141449614
He's bi in the Anime and closet homo in the Manga.
I have no idea what the fuck he's supposed to be in Rebuild, he's not even human apparently.
>>141449722
It's not gay if it's Kaworu.
Okay guys, OP here. I was wrong, Shinji was smart not to rape Rei, chase Asuka, or get molested by Misato. The thread can die now and we can all go back to discussing current Anime!
>>141449816
He isn't even human. It's closer to bestiality
>>141449816
Sadamoto pls
>>141449549
Objectively false.
>>141449840
For Kaworu maybe.
>>141449831
We have other stuff to discuss though!
You can go on ahead without us anon.
Did anything happen after EoE? Did shinji just hang out with Asuka on a beach until they starved?
>>141449840
He's an angel, and so are humans.
>>141449891
Shinjireset the world into Rebuild.
>>141449891
Eventually enough people came out of the LCL sea to rebuild civilization. Then things started over. That's why the rebuilds are called rebuilds.
>>141449891
No one knows. It's left up to interpretation.
>>141449840
More along the lines of xenophilia, which is alien fetish, except that Kaworu looks perfectly human to the point where no one knew until he decided to go find Adam. So it ain't bestiality by any stretch of the word. Kaworu is also sentient/sapient and thus able to consent.
>>141449891
It's deliberately open-ended. Whatever you expect to happen does, their future is as optimistic as you feel after what you've watched.
>>141449831
It is too late for us, /a/non. I have watched Eva more than ten times this year alone. Get out while you can, but leave us to our fate.
>>141449984
It's probably bestiality from Kaworu's point of view.
But from Shinji's he sees him as a guy with a dick, so it's 100% homo.
>mfw I realize Shinji has a waifu and is refusing 3DDP because of his waifu
>mfw I realize Shinji is the embodiement of purity any waifuist should be
>>141448590
>haha giant robots are fun
>why doesn't he just fuck all of the women??
>lol shinji is such a pussy
>why isn't this show just wish fulfillment?
>>141449253
Shit, I got it twisted. Sore o Nasumono has it as oldest civilization makes Eva and it kills them all, next civilization makes Spears to turn Evas off and plants Angels to wake up and stop new civilizations from rediscovering Eva and destroying themselves.
>>141450223
>>141450223
>but who was waifu?
>>141450223
So is 1D a whole new level?
>>141450605
Also, does this mean Ramiel was 4D?
He's the most beta thing a male can be.
He's homosexual. How beta do you have to be in order to fail to even have the one universal instinct all life possesses?
>>141450843
>one universal instinct all life possesses
Not all life reproduces sexually, homosex is well known in nature, and it's not gay if it's Kaworu.
>>141450843
gay men can still have kids anon,
you don't necessarily have to be attracted to what you are fucking to fuck it.
>>141450843
a being has a penis - he is male
a man has two penis - he is alpha male
while engaged in gay sex a man can have his own penis and the penis of his partner, making him a true alpha male
>>141451024
People on /a/ can still have kids too, doesn't mean they'll ever stick it into a vagina.
>>141451113
If a man has two penis he's designed to fuck a woman as a man only has one hole. Thus if a gay man has two penis he's double the failure and a double beta.
>>141450758
Best girl.
>>141451180
Women are inferior to men. To fuck a women is to soil your manliness. To fuck a man is to assert dominance over an equal and also maintain your manliness.
>>141451180
>not currently having your penis inside a woman makes you not a man
sounds to me like your not a man anon
>>141451249
To fuck a man is to wallow in pity with another failure.
To produce another man based on your own maleness while cutting off the possibility of rival man from doing so is the true dominance.
>>141451249
is it gay if you cuddle afterwards?
>>141451528
But say you produced a woman instead of a man?
Well now you've just weakened humanity and you haven't asserted dominance over anyone, good going beta.
>>141451613
Not if you're on the outside
>>141451528
Embracing your maleness and achieving true dominance is to simply fuck everything into submission: both men and women.
>>141451625
If you produce a woman you're a failure because you've ended the line of man and allowed another line to continue.
However fucking another man guarantees the line of man has ended.
>>141451782
So with a woman you have a 50% chance of being a failure, but with a man you have 0% chance because you're not producing anything but dominance over another man.
>>141451849
0% chance of production is a 100% failure rate. What you have there is inhospitable lands.
>>141451977
How does dominating another male, a being that is supposed to be your equal, make you a failure?
>>141452034
Not only are you failing to produce another man, but you're failing to produce another man with a man that is also failing to produce another man. Now you're double the failure, ending two lines at once.
You're just two men wallowing in failure. You aren't even equals to other men.
Not only do you have no land, but no great construction, no capability of thwarting the advances of other men on your territory, and no heirs.
This thread is retarded
Post more girls
>>141452155
Yeah, but what if you're immortal? Then you don't need to produce another man in the first place.
>>141452181
rei best girl
>>141452189
If you're immortal then you don't need anything dumb shit. You've already won just by existing.
