Why is Misato best girl?
>>141355402
>knows how to have fun
>drives a fucking sexy car
>has a fucking sexy body
>good morals
>intelligent and funny
>knows when to be serious
>sexually experienced but not a slut
>messiness and caring too much are her only drawbacks
>isn't insane like every other female in Eva
Why indeed.
>>141356066
>good morals
>wanted to fuck shinji
>>141356120
Everyone makes mistakes, anon
>>141355402
Her existence is the only reason you need.
>>141356292
I almost posted that same image. Well done.
>>141356120
I would have fucked her if I was shinji. DESU
>>141355402
She's not. She is.
>>141356120
>implying desire to fuck Shinji is bad
>>141356473
Pay attention anon, you posted Misato, not Asuka.
>>141356571
Not a girl, and not even best boy.
>>141356571
Let's be real, Asuka's the better choice for the fuck, Misato is better for the marry
And obviously, the kill choice isMari
Blasphemers, all of you.
>>141356553
The commander, hard art work.
Misato a cute a cute
>>141355402
She actually a very well written female character.
Until rebuilds fucked her up.
My GOD I will never be over this
>>141356605
>Mari
Opinion discarded
>>141356783
Meant to reply to >>141356650
>>141356742
calm down demo
>>141356843
Who?
Rebuilds just fucked everyones character up. Which was always going to happen when they tried to retell a 20 something episode series with 2 movies, but still insist on rewriting characters.
>>141356650
Misato is better for both fuck and marry but if I had to make a second choice it would definitely be Rei not Asuka.
>>141356650
Maybe if you want to hatefuck her but if you want a good fuck, Misato's the best choice.
>>141356571
Enjoy your dick covered in blood
>>141359053
>ebin hatefuck xD
Stop parroting this shit you mouthbreathing memechild. The majority of anons couldn' assert themselves to a younger sister, let alone Asuka. Tired of seeing this pseudo-machismo posturing bullshit. Analogous to internet tough-guying. Just make like Robin Williams and kill yourself.
>>141359299
I wouldn't even mind.
And OP, let's not kid ourselves, Misato is used goods.
>>141359686
Sorry bub but your beta waifu got dominated by a weak boy.
>>141359686
>I wouldn't even mind.
Why are Asukafags such beta faggots?
I'd crush Asuka's skull with a sledgehammer if she ever tried to pull shit with me.
>>141360006
You wouldn't do shit you frail little faggot. You only talk all this shit precisely because you can't back anything up, filenames kun. You also suck at baiting more than Rei sucks dick because you always have to resort to the most inflammatory posts.
>>141359735
>le dominate xD
>Muh alpha beta hierarchy Mgtow represent!! XD
>>>/pol/
>>>/8ch/
>>141359686
Not him but Asuka can be easily overpowered physically
>>141360307
>not him
And my uncle works for Khara.
>>141356292
I PILOT THE EVA FOR MISATO-SAN!
>>141360085
Whoops, put a dent in Assuka's skull.
>>141360363
But I'm not
I wouldn't hatefuck Asuka, I actually like Asuka
Still, overpowering her isn't difficult since she's just a 14 year old girl
>>141355402
I prefer Ritsuko.
>>141360676
The average anon couldn't regardless.
>>141361196
Anon, you know even the average male nerd is stronger than a pencil thin girl right?
>>141360676
Also
>claiming you like Asuka but trying to vouch how easily, as you state, you could overpower her
Fuck off, shitty troll.
>>141361232
Did you suffer from "phsyical abuse" as you say? Are you one of those lumbering greasy spics or wops that are really fond of slapping around girls? Christ.
>>141361196
How do you fail at overpowering a 14 year old girl?
How?
Asuka isn't muscular or particularly strong, she's a skinny girl that probably weights less than 100 pounds/45 kg
How do you fail to do it?
>>141361327
ESL as fuck.
>>141361343
You'd be surprised at how cumbersome or out of shape the average anon is. They couldn't outrun Asuka let alone overpower her.
>>141361327
Just because I like her doesn't mean I wouldn't physically overpower her if I wanted to
>>141361392
>his rhetoroc is eccentric and he mentioned slurs! Better parrot my super hot /int/ maymay! I'll definitely fit in now!
I'm whiter than you'll ever be you projecting shitskin.
>>141361418
Ebin, faggot. Hella frickin' ebin. Take your bait and just die, please.
>>141361458
And obviously rhetoric was a typo before you latch onto my balls for that you attention-deficit memechild.
>>141361397
I'm 1.80 m by 70kg, I'm average as fuck physically, I've got decent stamina since I walk a lot but that's it
That's 5ft 11 inches, by 155 pounds by the way
>>141357703
Hi Mari
>>141361507
Thanks for the blog. No one cares.
>>141361458
Very edgy, ESL.
>>141361602
Who did you want to respond to?
>>141361620
Are you the same chucklefuck who is obsessed with cucksheds? You're worse than /pol/ crossboarders at this point.
>>141355402
In Eva, pretty much every main character has some major mental issues. Misato shares the same desperate need for approval and crippling depression as Shinji and Asuka. The difference is, she realizes she has the problem and actively tries to fix it, whereas Shinji and Asuka try to run away from it. She also tries to help Shinji fix his problems.
In other words, out of all the depressed characters in Eva, she is more interesting and better developed. She also acts like a type of mother figure for Shinji. Which of course ties right into all the warped mother issues Shinji has.
Another thread where fireposter loses his shit
>>141361723
Nice outing yourself, ESL.
>>141361902
Why is it every time that filenamea kun gets put into his place that he absolutely has to cry about some mythical fireposter? Why not just try not posting for once you bitter fuckwad? Spare yourself the embarassment that is your life and perform upon yourself a late stage abortion.
>>141362184
>fireposter
>mythical
Are you so buttravaged you can't even type correctly?
>>141362235
>are you so buttravaged
Do I look like Reddit Toiletnami to you? Aka Rei "I'm cray for the lay" Ayanami? Rei "Give me all of your succulent salami" Ayanami? Rei "Fuck me twice, fuck me oddly. Fuck me silly because I'm your Mommy" Ayanami?
No, my butt is intact, thank you very much.
>>141362377
Alright, tell us more of your rape stories.
>>141361620
>>141361940
Is ESL another name for the Asukafag autist fireposter?
>>141362841
It's a supercool /int/ meme, Mr. Replies to yourself.
>>141362841
It means English Second Language because he misspells things all the time and has poor comprehension.
>>141362972
You would too if you phoneposted as much as I have to.
>>141362972
His fingers are too fat for his keyboard.
>>141362972
You learn something new every day.
>>141363007
At least you admit you're a dumb phoneposter.
>>141363115
My first post in this thread is this one: >>141362841
I don't care for your autistic bullshit, Asuakfag shitterposter.
>>141363158
If only you could own up to how much dick intake Rei pulls on a given day.
>>141361043
>Ritsuko
The most beta girl in the entire series. Bends over for Gendo even though he knows he'll never love her back. Even Maya is a better choice than Ritsuko.
>>141363230
I totally believe you, no worries buddy o pal.
> eva has been reduced to elementry school level trolling "discussion" about "best girls"
i really wish this franchise had a fanbase that isn't shit
>>141363617
But you just described modern EVA as gainax is producing it.
>>141356704
I want to fuck her.
>>141356571
Asukafags as insecure as their husbando, huh?
>>141366934
>I suck even more eick than Rei so I HAVE to bait here too!
Post your fucking address already you colossal pussy. More gaping than Rei's.
>>141367211
9 Nigger Asuka Rape Avenue
>>141367252
Enjoy the ban, faggot.
>>141367211
>eick
What did he mean by this?
despite all of her flaws, she's a grown-ass woman who takes care of her shit
that's why she's best
>>141367324
I'll definitely enjoy your ban, thanks.
>>141368363
Mods are dead and you don't know how to evade.
>>141368464
No one here needs to know how but you, since you're the only one who ever gets banned.
>>141355402
A slut is actually a decent option when your other options are a doll, bitch, and your father's side dish.
>>141356443
>depressed
>hot, lonely raven haired sex goddess walks into your room
>offers to fuck your brains out to get your mind off things
>rebuke her and run off to spoon with your gay angel friend
Shinji was such a fag
>>141369032
It feels better to get fucked than to do the fucking, Shinji knew that so he chose Kaworu.
>think Misato is best girl
>every hentai doujin draws her totally off-model with huge breasts
Seriously what the fuck REEEEE
>>141369249
>REEE
Misatofags confirmed for normalfags, as if that wasn't obvious.
>>141356666
Woah, so satan quads confirm Rei is best girl?!
>>141369249
That's the case for a lot of girls and a lot of artists. I think it's less an issue with Misato and more an issue with a lot of people just being able to draw a few 'hentai girl' body types and swapping out faces.
>>141370655
Well he is known as "The Deceiver"
