objectively the best couple of all Fate Series, thanks Urobuchi
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing the white wig and uniform of Irisviel from Fate/Zero. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Iri!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Irisviel."
>>139315148
Whether or not that happened the fact that you posted something like this means you are in actual fact, a massive faggot.
Iris would never cheat on Kerry.
She's a cuck.
>>139314469
Imagine if they made Saber a guy in F/Z
>>139314469
Fuckin Urobuchi,why the hell he does not make this canon,they deserve a happy ending
>>139314469
No
>>139315427
And that's why she's great. She doesn't care about you fucking around with other women.
>>139315594
That Edgeshit never deserved Iri
>>139315593
Fag guard all the yuri shit for Madoka
>>139314469
Perfect
>>139315316
>Responding to pasta
>>139314469
No joke. That's the only couple ever where Saber feels natural and complemented. She and Iri are made to each other and are a great team.
She's a trophy with Shirou and a tool with Tohsaka.
>>139315633
kiritsugu had a tough life
>>139315633
Iri is just a piece of shit clone, they give those out in the dozens.
>>139316051
Iri,clone or not,is to much for that edgy and selfish faggot
>>139316095
Hey he was pretty fucking cheap. Giving a shitty clone to keep him entertain was the best idea ever.
>>139314469
my sides
>>139316180
The Iri clones should inherit Earth. They deserve it more than shitty greedy humans.
It will be a paradise full of peace and cool cara.
>>139316418
*cars.
>>139316418
>Justeaze clones
FTFY Fampai.
Best Girl
>>139316418
>This
Iri is just too pure
>>139314469
Wasn't Iri only like five years old or something? Saber isn't a pervert.
Rin's massive thighs.
