If there's one thing we learned by the end of Schwarzesmarken, it's that Katia is cute.
Beatrix died, /a/ cried
Lise died, no one gave a shit
This has been a BBC interactive news segment.
We started this project to recreate what the average citizen in the GDR would hear from the propaganda arm of the SED on a daily basis.
Using documents from the BStU we have painstakingly recreated a day by day outgoing public correspondence from an editor at the DEWAG Berlin-intern VAA.
The editor-in-chief, his name long lost in the sea of redactions, passionately published piece after piece of propaganda daily. One can only imagine his devotion and love towards the
figurehead of the GDR, Katja Waldheim, the future chancellor of the GDR.
On the night of March 28th, 1983 the DEWAG Berlin-intern VAA offices on Wilhelmstraße were raided by protesters and anti-government forces.
All employees were arrested by rebel forces and that is the last written record of what might've happened to the unknown editor. It was not uncommon for rebels to hand down sentences
without trials. All throughout the GDR countless agitators and propagandists worked tirelessly daily to spread the words of Katja Waldheim in what seemed more like religious fervor than
political indoctrination. One could say these people were more loyal to Katja than they were to the SED.
The period from the immediate aftermath of World War 2 and the fall of the SED in East Germany is marked not only by the brutal reign of paranoid communist political organs but also by
the fierce adherence to values and ideals propagated by Katja Waldheim, the symbol of hope for the common worker in the GDR.
The end of communist rule in East Germany saw the fall of one of the major players in daily GDR life, but also led to the grand rise and immortalization of the most beloved person in East
Germany, The Goddess of Victory, Saint Ursula, the first chancellor of the GDR, Katja Waldheim.
>>139215135
3rd for slut sister
Katia was made for beatings.
>>139215168
To celebrate the founding of democracy in East Germany the BBC will publish a book on the anniversary, March 28, containing a collection of all GDR Katja propaganda seen during the segment.
To see them now follow the link graciously provided by the Katja Historisches Museum (KHM , Katia Historical Museum) to their online archives:
http://imgur.com/a/4tnrL
http://pastebin.com/NnAfJGi3
Berlin 28.03.1983
For immediate public release
PSA from the DEWAG Berlin-intern VAA
Long live the Katja Waldheim, the daughter of the workers of the Deutsche Demokratische Republik.
With the blessing of all the workers of the Deutsche Demokratische Republik, only Theodore can marry Katja.
Es lebe die Deutsche Demokratische Republik.
gez. Chefredakteur_______________
>>139215167
Absolutely wrong.
Best girls
>>139215135
A katia is fine too.
JUST
>>139215167
I cried.
>>139215135
She looks like a batsu gamu host.
Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7CC7i6brEI
RIP Walther and Polandballs.
>>139215244
>Check your privilege
>>139215218
Yes.
>>139215135
I humbly request somebody to shop Katia's ribbon there to look more like Lises.
>>139215244
Can't kill the Homu!I want to tell her she looks beautiful no matter how she looks
>>139215244
Why is her skin not melted off?
>>139215345
Was she right?
Would you swear to protect her smilein Martyrs?
http://strawpoll.me/7205643
>>139215345
>he goes in dry
>>139215330
She does
>>139215361
The will of the party
>>139215385
Alternative re-release with Meiya ending when?
>>139215331
Did you make an audio version anon?
>>139215362
>give me cocks
>>139215437
Never, you stooge, because Sumika's true love was the whole point of Alternative.
>>139215437
You wish.;_;
>>139215437
Alternative will be a thousand times better if cockroach didn't exist.
>>139215429
>he cums inside and says he didn't really love you.
REJOICE FELLOW GRETELFAGS SHE HAS RETURNED TO US ON THIS RESURRECTION SUNDAY
YOU CAN'T KILL THE COMMISSAR
Time to celebrate with appropriate mussic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6ZtGpSH4g
>>139215443
>>139215509
>>139215367
I don't care what her ideals are! If Beato-san is my wife I will protect that smile!
"Doctors are for faggots."
- Irisdina
>>139215492
So... You want to play Unlimited or something? Alternative is literally just the Sumika route of Unlimited.
>>139215509
Lise is used to that
>guy cums inside
>tells her to leave
>doesn't even pay her a tip because she does it for free
>>139215523
GLORIOUS
>>139215440
No I don't think it would sound too good and I'm not gonna remake it since it took hours the first time.
>>139215572
"Fuck my friends and their feelings, I'm gonna go enjoy the scenery and die!"
- Irisdina
>You will never be Axmanns fuckboy
Why even life?
>>139215606
PARTY HARD COMRADE
>>139215662
>>139215167
>Beatrix died, /a/ cried
wat
I was just mostly disappointed, because I had high hopes for PENETRATION
Someone post the Kirke from this episode
>Europe collapses because a pair of crazy bitches and their love of Jurgen's cock
>>139215345
>>139215385
>tfw he's he likes rough sex and it's her first time
>>139215640
in all fairness it wasnt the worse way to die and yes fuck friends she did her part they can clean up the rest
How many lines did Walter actually have? I can't recall him speaking much at all.
Post the hair twirl webm
>>139215709
What, were you one of those compactionfags?
>>139215729
Katia won the Theo right?
>>139215851
meant for >>139215793
>>139215757
>5 episodes in prison
>instead of shooting Axmann imediatly she freezes
>she decides to die off
>morale of soldiers goes down
She didn't do shit. This doesn't help Theo's feels or Anett's PTSD.
>>139215662
>Axmanns fuckboy survived
literally why
>>139215572
>>139215640
"Foisting all responsibility onto a 15 year old sounds like a great time to me"
Irisdina "I call you, you don't call me" Bernhard
>>139215882
By default of being the last one standing. Lise won before it even began.
>>139215882
Yes. Won it like nobody's business.
>>139215753
sounds like some rough foreplay
https://a.pomf.cat/gjqzzq.mp4
>>139215882
Theo's heart belongs to Iris and his dick to Lise.
Katia is the thanks for trying consolation prize.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpp208_pink-floyd-the-final-cut-film-complete-1983_music
Official Schwarzesmarken soundtrack by Roger Waters of Pink Floyd is THE soundtrack, comrades.
Also, commissar Gretel is alive and rocking to the latest Puhdy`s album. STASI IS REMOVED, celebration is in order:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxITXgetyQw
>>139215640
"I would survive if I received treatment right now, but fuck it. Get me up on that robot's arm."
- Irisdina 2016
>Total Eclipse
>decent adaptation of a shit novel
>Schwarzesmarken
>shit adaptation of a good novel
Muv-Luv is fucking cursed.
What would your face be if Martyrshas no kissus for anyone?
>>139216063
>Schwarzesmarken
>good
>implying
>>139216000
>I wanted you to be happier than anyone
What the fuck dude.
>>139216000
I dunno anon, I think they all have claims to his cock.
>>139216024
Tis because of glorious communist party cotton shirt. I mean, Comrade Commissar survived from almost point point black rifle rounds in the gut in a burning factory, but I die by a weak powered 9mm.
But to be real. It is all about where a bullet hits you, but she should have survived it.
>>139215955
>>139216024
"I'm a good pilot, I could have killed more BETA, I could have trained more pilots, but fuck Germany and humanity."
- Irisdina "Punished Captain" Bernhard 1983
>>139215168
>>139215207
These are excellent desu senpai.
Really made these threats seem like GDR propaganda.
Will bully Katja anyway though.
>>139216091
I'd at least expect one from Lise. Iris is a Christfag, so she's a lost cause anyways. I don't think Katia's route will necessarily be romantic. Beatrix has already kissed someone, so whatever.
>>139216207
>one cockroach to another
>>139215168
>>139215207
I really appreciate all the work you've put in to make these threads so much better than most others. I hope we'll meet again.
>>139216147
They should never have gotten rid of GUN.
>>139215367
I will do my best to get her the smiles she deserves.
>>139216267
Disgusting, isn't it?
>>139216204
>Will bully Katja anyway though.
and to the gulag with you
My "einreichen" button doesn't do anything anymore.
I wonder what happened to them.
Did the MfS go out of business, I wonder?
>>139216298
At least they don't leave Earth
>>139216147
She could have survived, they could have easily taken her to the nearest hospital. Even dying on the operating table would be more believable.
This show was fucking retarded and I loved every single second.
>>139216063
It might've been a shit adaptation but at least it was a fairly decent standalone series, which can't be said for TE.
>>139216147
Commissar had the benefit of wearing a semi-bulletproof outfit.
>>139216311
Maybe one of the West German capitalists can come fix your einreichen button.
>>139216238
>I don't think Katia's route will necessarily be romantic.
What the heck makes you think that? Theo like Katia a lot and it would only take a decisive romantic moment or two with her for him to toss Iris and Lise aside.
>>139216207
side character
>>139216267
You mean one best girl and eventual winner to another.
>>139216315
I know. Don't tell me they don't have any type of field kit to patch or at least attempt to stop the bleeding.
Like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SrKjpfTMys
>>139216278
And don't get me started on this. I saw an anon post the specs for that pistol. She wasn't that far from her and could've made that shot at the XMAN.
Anyway, sorry for ranting, /a/.
>>139216196
"I could've reciprocated his love, but goddamn, I want this man to suffer for screwing his sister and not me."
- Count Irisdina Saazbaum Bernhard
>>139216384
Pretty much. Not to mention that TE was 24 episodes. I wonder if SM would be better if they made it into 20 - 26 episodes instead of 12.
>>139216238
>Just a kiss
Lise would rock his fucking world.
>>139216402
You mean the way he tossed Katia aside the moment Lise came back into the picture?
>Gretel's reaperance was on Ressurrection Sunday
Coincidence?
I think not
>>139216355
I just watch it for the threads. This shit is solid comedy gold.
>>139216474
I think you might want to play the VN before you say that. He refuses to toss Katia aside even when Lise shows back up, and she even shows up in his wet dream >>139216143 instead of just being Lise, proving that Theo likes her for herself.
>>139215935
>>139216449
I know right? There were like a dozen rebels there, I'm sure one of them had some kind of first aid kit and at least some kind of knowledge of first aid.
>>139216546
ane yome quartet
>>139216388
I just read up on this senpai, ironically the yawing from the displaced energy can make a wound even worse from armor not rated right.
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/14051045_The_destabilizing_effect_of_body_armour_on_military_rifle_bullets
>>139216315
Yeah well half of the Alt girls could have survived if Sumika wasn't a jealous bitch and a hypocrite after enjoying so much alien cock.
>>139216546
Ane Yome Quartet. Episode 3.
>>139216608
I still hate Shitmika. What a slut.
>>139216494
Religion is in conflict with Lenin's teachings. Listen closer to Gretel leason, comrade.
>>139216469
Worst girl survives the whole ordeal.
PTSDyke needed to die when she was flailing her sword around like a retard in the first ep and gets so many teammates killed.
What a terrible anime.
>>139216706
Over the time the DDR had reached relative good terms with the Protestant church
>>139216608
I always wanted an ending where your choice of girl survives soshe can watch you disappear into nothingness.
At least the OST was great.
>>139216469
"I could have been an onee-san to Katia and a wife to Theo, but fuck it, I want them to suffer."
- Princess Irisdina "I killed my brother" Bernhard
>>139216532
But there IS a Lise route. As you said Theo kept his options open. In the anime Theo fucked Lise's brains out and would have continued that relationship as he was doing so until she went full retard. In the next VN there will be options which route to go down. To say he would throw away Iris or Lise for Katia is as likely as him throwing Katia away for either.
>>139216805
It was pretty good senpai.
https://youtu.be/RAIdLzx9THk
>>139216469
gift!
So people are saying this is a good ending and that Theo protected the world from Beatrix's evil. Yeah, about that...
Not saying Beatrix is right, but holy shit is Heim and Iris imbeciles.
>>139216891
>you will never save loli Stella
>>139216867
I didn't mean that all that seriously, anon. I meant him brushing them aside romantically.
>>139216947
>toss away
>throw away
So did I
He better be protecting and making love to Katia
>>139216891
Stasi is worse than Beta. If Beato hat won, then in 2001, the whole world would have been conquered and destroyd by Stasi robots.
>>139216984
Serves me right for talking while tired.
>>139216891
It's mostly people on shitboards like Reddit. I don't really get where they thought Beatrix was power hungry when she was basically going to throw away that power along with her life. She's extremely selfless in her own way; a real "martyr" just like Irisdina.
>>139217031
As long as he doesn't mind ghosts.
>>139216891
>Aral sea
I forgot how small it has gotten.
>>139217066
Where is the original from? What is the context?
>>139216472
Easily.
The SM would have been perfect for 24 episodes + a non fucktard director.
>>139217062
Its okay anon we were both right, I love you. Get some rest.
>>139217151
what do you mean original?
>>139215135
I want to ambush Schoolgirl Katia while she is on the way to the toilet.
I want to tie her up so she won't be able to take off her skirt.
I then want to leave her there (with a camera set up) to struggle against her bondage.
I want to come back to the toilet to find that she has drenched her panties.
>>139217236
It'd need a good budget too.
>>139215135
I want to molest Political Katia on the train~
>>139216472
>>139217236
A 12 episode TE is still better than a 24 episode SM
>>139217353
>>139217236
Was the director really that bad?
>>139217251
I mean what is the source of the image?
I am just trying to figure out the rape faces.
>>139217353
TE would of been perfect for 12 episodes.
>>139217311
Age just has to figure out how to shit out merchandise.
>>139217353
TE is seriously the best Muv-Luv anime. SMfags should stop. They can feel all the despair from the trilogy by watching the 2 episodes. Feel all the Extra goodness from Episodes 3 onwards which were the BEST part of the trilogy no doubt. Fucking retards.
>>139217066
>>139217084
>>139217425
Yeah considering he fucked up everything in terms of the characters.
>>139217425
Yes and no. He's actually a pretty good director, just shit at adapting stuff. Take a look at his interview:
https://type94.wordpress.com/2016/03/24/anime-anime-tetsuya-watanabe/
I want to punish Lise.
I want to call her into my office and tell her to strip down to nothing but her bra and underwear. If she doesn't, I'll blackmail her with the lewd photos I found of her doing lewd things to her brother.
I will make her drink a glass of water every 10 minutes. I will forcefully fill up her bladder. I want to watch as she starts shuffling her legs and her angry demeanour go away as she starts begging to use the toilet.
I want to see her panties become damp, I want to see her panic and plead to be allowed to go to the toilet. I want to see her close her eyes and clench her teeth as the stream starts flowing out of her panties as she futilely tries to stop it.
Is Katja for sexual?
Here's the Jap thread on episode 12:
http://futalog.com/397383467.htm
>>139217592
She is dead anon
>>139217457
The image was made right before the first SM VN came out.
They came in a set, but the one with the japanese text isn't posted here.
It would show Iris' rape face asking, "Have you pre-oredered yet?
>>139217425
Sourcefags are just loud obnoxious faggots that bitch endlessly about any slight change and demand the director's blood.
You should have seen Utawarerumono threads.
>>139217458
>best Muv-Luv anime.
Hardly an achievement
It's better than Extra though which I believe its patterned upon and then the meme military girl anime came out in full force since UL/Alt wasn't enough
>>139217458
>TE
>Total Eclipse
>RomCom nonsense,
>Fanservice
>Ecchi,
>SOL
>Haremshit
>Beta harem MC
>Gynophobia MC
>Your self-insert MC to wish-fulfilment
>>139217641
That is pretty funny.
Thanks for the explanation because I couldn't figure it out.
>>139217645
Some of his changes were very unnecessary and produced story elements that made absolutely no sense.
>>139216812
"I could've seen and lived in the new Berlin, but dying is in style."
- Irisdina "empty my nine on this brother of mine" Bernhard
>>139217624
i miss Lise and Irisdina
Hi /a/, I just ruined your Anett.
>>139217624
>Bea was killed by a cock
>That knife scene was full of romance
Why I am I not surprised.
>>139215941
Because fucbois are justice, anon!
>>139217905
Would still smash
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!"
--Irisdina "Democracy, FUCK YEAH!" Bernhard
>>139217905
Nah, long hair a best
>>139217905
You mean improved.
>>139217893
Theo really wanted to be a harem protagonist.
>>139217905
God, you've made her 100x better. I'd waifu, but I've already sold my soul to Beatrix.
>>139215662
>all the semen pumped into him by Axmann strengthened his bones enough that he survived getting turned into swiss cheese
>>139217905
Short hair is for faggots.
Go ruin Beato-san by giving her short hair.
>>139217624
>everybody on both sides of the pacific think Katia's dead by TE and that's why Theo is evil
It hurts so much.
Captain Irisdina, I'm Stasi.
I want to bully Katia
>>139218078
Fuck you too mate.
>>139217792
"I could see my relatives from West Germany again, but dying in Theo's arms is much more dramatic."
- Irisdina "Theo must suffer" Bernhard
>>139218208
>>139217905
>ruined
Nah, now I want to fuck her even more!
>>139218210
Look anon. Beato-san is my waifu and I want to see her with terrible short hair so I can appreciate this semen demon even more.
>>139218118
Shes the last woman standing (for him). If she goes its master city. No number of memento ribbons, crosses, or pendants are gonna cut it.
>>139216875
Wait, so then who gets to be Robo-Odin? West-chan?
>>139217557
>>139217565
That was painful to read.
So what's next? Chronicles? TDA?
>>139218261
Look at her. She's so cute, defenseless and cuddly.
It makes me want to make her cry for fun.
>>139218379
It's pretty disgusting, but it does explain a lot about his misplaced priorities and just general insanity.
>>139218383
Duty Lost Arcadia. This entire thing has been a trilogy for Theo. TE showed him being evil, SM showed his backstory, and DLA is the final piece of the puzzle.
>>139218323
There's no waifu but Allah
>>139217905
She looks like Joe Dirt. Would smash.
>>139218383
Tortilla Chips S2
>>139218422
>Watanabe: Irisdina is the heroine we focused on. We pulled back on Katia and Lise so they aren’t heroines as much as in the novels.
I can't get over this.
>>139218407
What did you think about mortally wounded Beatrix then?
She's cute, she's defenseless,but probably not cuddly considering the gaping wound in her
>>139217458
Total Eclipse the worsened version of IS: Infinite Stratos with robots.
Yuuya is Ichika's clone.
>>139218422
Its over now, he can't hurt them anymore.
>>139218422
>you tell her to go ass to mouth
>>139218454
Allah is my waifu!
>>139218535
>you slap her and stick it in dry
>mfw the GLORIOUS EAGLES OF AMERICAN TSF FREEDOM SCIENCE (in the hands of German Westies but whatever) CAME TO SAVE BERLIN FROM THE ALIEN MENACE
>>139218629
>>139218546
Annet is a good girl.
Is it depressing anybody else that nothing in this really matters in the end considering what happens to Theodor down the line?
>>139218629
.>Fucking moderate rebels and their lolis
>>139218635
>HATO joins the fight against BETA
>Europe falls shortly after
bravo blufor cucks
>>139218684
He's probably gonna have a death worse than Beatrix too.
>>139218629
Just think, it's going to be even more painful in the VN.
I want to headpat Lise and Katia
>>139218514
Fuck off nigger.
Ichika >>>> Yuuya
Episode 8: Laura kisses Ichika in front of the girls and declaring him to be "her wife".
>>139218804
Good taste.
>>139218661
>she sees you kissing other women.
>>139218629
What was up with her smile at the end?
>>139218635
Spreading capitalist values to the dirty xeno hordes.
F
>>139218892
>when you resurrect her and offer her to have sex in front of Axmann's corpse
>>139218958
F
;_;
>>139219029
>when she tells you one dick ain't enough and she is used to three.
>>139218892
>>139219029
>>139218661
>she sees you eyeing the busty blonde captain
>>139219148
>when you try to finger her, shove your entire arm inside, and she still feels nothing
>>139218892
>>139219029
>>139219172
>>139219188
>>139219205
>FEED ME COCKS
>>139219205
>when you shove a TSF's entire arm up her pussy, and she's screaming she needs more
I want to marry Kirke and have many babies with her!
Did Walter and Sylwia even get a closing reference? Pham's tombstone was shown at least.
>>139217905
Oh no /a/! I ruined her again!
>>139219343
Would you down for a threesome with Kirke and Homu?
>>139219273
>*asks "are you inside yet, anon?"
>>139219367
She just looks like a Katia clone now.
>>139219367
Would still fuck. Stop trying.
>>139219367
Stop making her better.
>>139219352
>Rang
People who thought Pham's first name wasn't Pham, and people who thought it was Lan, officially blown the heck out.
>>139219172
>>139219188
>>139219267
>>139219273
>>139219408
>>139219393
Yes. The experience would be heaven.
>>139219367
Anett is ruined to begin with. Anything you do to her can only be seen as an improvement.
>>139218895
You know, the most depressing part of that scene is that's the first time she's actually, genuinely smiled in the whole show. Every other smile feels fake except for this one. The only thing which made her truly happy was her own death.
>you will never corrupt Katia
>>139219641
Good. Go back to Hell, Axmann.
>>139218779
OH THAT ARM MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE
>>139219688
Multiple compound fractures aint the worst of it.
I womder why she hasn't passed out from shock by that time.
>cum in Beato-san
>marry Beato-san
>>139219547
>when you tell her Katia was tighter.
>>139219601
Well she is happy she got to go Valhalla and meet Jurgen.
But you are right as I really never noticed the whole fake vs. real smile thing.
>>139219343
She has a nice ass
>>139215168
It was a great ride my friend, i hope i'll see you again
How do you think Katiawillreact to getting shot?
>>139219842
>When you defect for best Germany to be with Kirke
>>139219842
>when she sees Theo's 5 incher.
>>139219842
>when you tell her that you love Iris
>>139219804
>cum in Irisdina
>marry Beato
>>139219841
>Valhalla
Unnecessary anon. Everyone goes to extraverse after death.
>>139220029
>Cum inside whole squad
>Marry Mig-21
Rubbing Katia's belly!
>>139220118
>cum inside Iris, Anette, Katia, Sylwia, Gretel and Circe
>marry one of the Farkas
>>139220229
Don't spoil the squad's pet.
>>139219877
Her superior agrees.
>>139220058
Are we ever going to get some real screenshots from what is on these tablets?
>>139220322
>>139220323
Soon.
>>139218514
Ichika didn't even get laid while Yuuya was banging American and Russian titties
>>139220402
I want to steal those ribbons, and promise to return them only if she fucks me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p5P27G9vEo
>cum inside Kei, Meiya and Yuuko
>Marry F22 EMD