Because these threads are really fun.
>A cast where everyone has some sort of family issue fights over a massive sentient spaceship
>A lone island consistently tells everyone to fuck off, be it aliens or other humans
>A man with a ruined palate desperately wants to find a man witn a prosthetic
>An underfunded military detachment only has a trumpet to use as a weapon
>A bunch of boys and girls, half of whom are insufferable dickwads are tossed into a single monster-fighting team. DRAMA ensues as they begin to bicker with each other instead and question the NATURE of TEAMWORK.
>Yes good goyim, fight this war and buy more mechs from us
>A man gets NTR'd so hard he time travels.
>A son misunderstanding his father about batteries nearly leads to apocalypse
>Four guys and a duck just polish their rods together all day
>A swimmer spends too much time playing an XBOX videogame
>A rat is the most trustworthy and loyal companion
>An illegal immigrant fights an oppressive matriarchal regime
>I'm a strong and intelligent priest who don't need no God
>A girl is said she's not having fun the right way, completely forgets how to have fun in the first place
>A boy meets his other-dimensional self which leads to a ridiculous amount of art shifts
>A knight apprentice with an unhealthy dependency on a mascot costume follows a girl and her stepbrother and stepsister around the world
>A bunch of Russian weeaboos try to immigrate to Japan while fighting off a British railway executive.
>A guy goes to Navy with every single point of his stats put into luck
>A mecha pilot loves to perform ethnic dances
>>139122826
>A man gets NTR'd so hard he time travels.
Fucking Buddy Complex.
>>139122812
>A lone island consistently tells everyone to fuck off, be it aliens or other humans
Fafner?
>An underfunded military detachment only has a trumpet to use as a weapon
Owari no Seraph?
>Girl falls in a well after coming home from school.
>A boy can dream.
>Space.
>Are you just gonna keep running away?
>What is thy desire?
>The fastest ship in the galaxy.
>Isn't that a girls name?
>>139122999
Yes on Fafner, no on the second one.
>>139122883
Bingo.
>a boy accidentally bumps into a girl
>>139122826
>A bunch of Russian weeaboos try to immigrate to Japan while fighting off a British railway executive.
King Gainer?
>All laughing!
>>139123242
Correct.
>>139123162
Zeta Gundam
>>139122826
>A bunch of boys and girls, half of whom are insufferable dickwads are tossed into a single monster-fighting team. DRAMA ensues as they begin to bicker with each other instead and question the NATURE of TEAMWORK.
Grimgar?
>Yes good goyim, fight this war and buy more mechs from us
Gundam, this is pretty much Anaheim's stance isn't it?
>A guy goes to Navy with every single point of his stats put into luck
Heavy Object
>A mecha pilot loves to perform ethnic dances
Gargantia
>>139123625
>Grimgar
Nope, a mecha show.
>Gundam, this is pretty much Anaheim's stance isn't it?
Another mecha show, I was kind of worried someone would mistake it for Anaheim though.
>Heavy Object
Nope, significantly older than that.
>Gargantia
Ditto.
Genre: SAO
>A pirate protects the earth from pants.
>>139123775
I meant to put plants. stupid typo
>>139122826
>>Four guys and a duck just polish their rods together all day
Tsuritama
>>I'm a strong and intelligent priest who don't need no God
Fate/Zero?
>a boy falls in love with a girl
>>139123975
Yes on Tsuritama, no on the other one.
Going through my MAL and removing all that is not just hentai.
>guy gets a girlfriend and licks her, rinse and repeat
>MY FIRST LOVE IS DEEEAAAD
>What's a plot? Is it something cats play with?
>Maria Ozawa wannabe seeks her first dick
>holy fuck woman, shut up
>"Pilot this robot and die." "Don't you mean 'or'?" "pic related"
>What's a plot? Is it a painting of some sort?
>so who is cleaning up all of this blood?
>no, girl, you ARE the tentacles
>Six episodes make Asimov roll in his grave
>the dub makes this much more enjoyable
>little girls and weaponry
>Literally every genre cliche the creators could think of, crammed into one series
>A highschool with an established caste system; you might get an erection, if you are into that sort of thing. Otherwise, you will just cringe a lot.
>Boy crossdresses to arouse the viewer.
>Boy crossdresses to confuse the viewer.
>A girl's imaginary friend ruins everything.
>>this, that, and another
>amusement park
>>139124126
>holy fuck woman, shut up
iie senpai
>little girls and weaponry
Girls und panzer?
>>139124126
>What's a plot? Is it something cats play with?
Chii Sweet Home
>little girls and weaponry
Gunslinger Girl
>A highschool with an established caste system; you might get an erection, if you are into that sort of thing. Otherwise, you will just cringe a lot.
Prison School
>>139124126
>Boy crossdresses to confuse the viewer.
Evangelion.
>>139122812
>An underfunded military detachment only has a trumpet to use as a weapon
Trumpet or bugle?
>>139124126 cont'd
>A guy pisses off his sister by dating her hot goth friend.
>Police chase Zodiac Killer, Commissioner wants to make him their boss.
>Wrestling is not fake, dammit!
>INVERSE MATRIX
>Sports anime in which the characters realize that sports anime are boring.
>Homeless people repeatedly put an infant's life in danger.
>Due to the inevitable butthurt, we refuse to animate the second half of the manga.
>Men are better than women at being spaceship pilots.
>What's a plot? Is it a fun game?
>>139124279
The bugle gets replaced by a trumpet for the final showdown.
>>139124201
What? No.
Nope.
>>139124206
Nope.
Yes!
No.
>>139124230
No.
>>139124126
>A highschool with an established caste system; you might get an erection, if you are into that sort of thing. Otherwise, you will just cringe a lot.
KlK?
>>139124346
>>139123105
Inuyasha
>A loli likes being smug and tsundere and books and shit
>Her mom is a loli too but stabs people with daggers
>Timeskip
>MC and loli get married. The end.
>"Pilot this robot and die." "Don't you mean 'or'?" "pic related"
Valvrave?
>so who is cleaning up all of this blood?
Another.
>no, girl, you ARE the tentacles
IKA MUSUME, KYUN!
>Sports anime in which the characters realize that sports anime are boring.
Teekyuu?
>>139124422
Obviously.
>>139124417
No.
>>139124442
No
No
No
Yes!
The bible with robots
>A princess and a nobleman get trapped in enemy territory
>>139124508
Seven Deadly Sins?
>>139124540
No.
>people spend a lot of time obsessing over their clothes and then get naked
>crippled midget with daddy issues works with his brother to get stoned
>naked horned ladies kill lots of people, then regret it
>13 year old girl sees fucked up shit with motorcycle
>White haired guy fixes problems caused by floaty McGuffins
>Group of scientists spend time trying to do something, then spend time trying to undo it
>eldritch abombinations stalk boy
Oh, one I have been watching lately.
>The mentally disabled love rabbits.
>>139124569
>people spend a lot of time obsessing over their clothes and then get naked
Kill la Kill
>crippled midget with daddy issues works with his brother to get stoned
Fullmetal Alchemist
>Group of scientists spend time trying to do something, then spend time trying to undo it
Steins;Gate
>eldritch abombinations stalk boy
Haiyore! Nyaruko-san!
>blade runner: the animeit's not ghost in the shell
>>139124700
Eve no Jikan
>>139124476
neon gemesis evenjellyon
>retards in space
>MC hates antagonist
>MC now loves antagonist
>fucking trannies
>there's a rapist somewhere
>the aristocrats
>>139124823
nope.
>>139124849
Valvrave?
>>139124569
Cont.
>guy gets worst handjob of his life
>Moar Dakka: the Mecha: The Anime
>poor crossdresser seduces women
>Judge Dredd but with computers
>>139124476
Aquarion
>>139124734
nein
>>139124963
>Moar Dakka: the Mecha: The Anime
Gurren Lagann
>Judge Dredd but with computers
Psycho-Pass
>>139122812
>An underfunded military detachment only has a trumpet to use as a weapon
Sora no woto
>>139124897
kill la kill?
>>139125171
No.
>>139124126
>What's a plot? Is it something cats play with?
Koi Neko
>Maria Ozawa wannabe seeks her first dick
B Gata H Kei
>"Pilot this robot and die." "Don't you mean 'or'?" "pic related"
Bokurano
>What's a plot? Is it a painting of some sort?
GA? Hidamari? Sketchbook?
>so who is cleaning up all of this blood?
Blood C or Elfen Lied
>Six episodes make Asimov roll in his grave
Plastic Memories?
>Literally every genre cliche the creators could think of, crammed into one series
Samurai Flamenco
>>139124341
>Sports anime in which the characters realize that sports anime are boring.
Teekyuu
>Due to the inevitable butthurt, we refuse to animate the second half of the manga.
Usagi DROPPED
>>139122812
>A cast where everyone has some sort of family issue fights over a massive sentient spaceship
Match Infinite Ryvius.
>>139125443
You got the decade right.
>>139123671
>Nope, a mecha show.
Schwarzesmarken?
>the anime where the dub script just said 'fuck it'
>>139124126
>no, girl, you ARE the tentacles
Alien Nine
>the dub makes this much more enjoyable
Ghost Stories
>Boy crossdresses to arouse the viewer.
Boku no Pico
>Boy crossdresses to confuse the viewer.
Ranpo Kitan
>>139125556
Ghost Stories
>>139125589
I was thinking of Samurai Pizza Cats
but that works too
>>139124341
>A guy pisses off his sister by dating her hot goth friend.
Oreimo?
>Homeless people repeatedly put an infant's life in danger
Tokyo godfathers?
>Due to the inevitable butthurt, we refuse to animate the second half of the manga.
>Narutaru?
>>139125475
Nope.
I'll start providing hints for them soon.
>personification of /a/
>>139122812
>Muh Wings, Muh Sky, Muh Freedom
>>What is thy desire?
juuou mujin no fafnir
CGDCT edition, one of these is from next season
>Cute girls playing music but not really
>Cute girls in foreign lands
>Cute girls in foreign lands but goes to Japan instead
>Cute girl in art club does some sketches
>Cute girls in art school eventually graduates
>Cute girls in art school does ACTUAL art
>Cute girls goes "offroad" "car" driving
>Cute girls in bumfuck nowhere
>Cute girl in bumfuck nowhere
>Cute girls gets wishes fulfilled or get fucked via children's games
>Cute girl gets her fight seen
>Cute girls doing "everyday" things in supreme animation quality
>Cute girls doing surreal things
>Cute girls doing surreal things, ver. 2
>Cute girl became cute girls
Ok, I'll start giving out hints now
>A cast where everyone has some sort of family issue fights over a massive sentient spaceship
The antagonist fucked both the protagonist's sister and mother
>A man with a ruined palate desperately wants to find a man witn a prosthetic
He REALLY wants to find that man and off him
>A bunch of boys and girls, half of whom are insufferable dickwads are tossed into a single monster-fighting team. DRAMA ensues as they begin to bicker with each other instead and question the NATURE of TEAMWORK.
Guest starring: John Wayne Vercigentorix
>Yes good goyim, fight this war and buy more mechs from us
It turns out super prototypes are a massive pain to maintain
>A son misunderstanding his father about batteries nearly leads to apocalypse
A particular scene is repeated multiple times from different points of view that completely change what happened by the last repeat
>A swimmer spends too much time playing an XBOX videogame
His osananajimi dabbles in cinematography
>A rat is the most trustworthy and loyal companion
The terrain layout is very memorable.
>An illegal immigrant fights an oppressive matriarchal regime
In the grim future, the most terrifying thing is a bike
>I'm a strong and intelligent priest who don't need no God
A man achieves orgasm just by thinking hard enough
>A girl is said she's not having fun the right way, completely forgets how to have fun in the first place
It takes a strong woman to deny what's right in front of her.
>A boy meets his other-dimensional self which leads to a ridiculous amount of art shifts
Featuring extremely odd-looking CG enemies
>A knight apprentice with an unhealthy dependency on a mascot costume follows a girl and her stepsiblings around the world
The church really wants to find that girl.
>A guy goes to Navy with every single point of his stats put into luck
Manages to charm an alien girl and a computer
>A mecha pilot loves to perform ethnic dances
Featuring one of the worst endings for any mecha show.
>>139124939
>Valvrave?
Planetes you fucking newfag.
>>139125897
>Cute girls playing music but not really
K-ON
>Cute girls in foreign lands but goes to Japan instead
Kinmoza
>Cute girls in art school eventually graduates
Hidamari
>Cute girls in bumfuck nowhere
NNB
>Cute girls gets wishes fulfilled or get fucked via children's games
Wixoss
>Cute girl gets her fight seen
YuYuYu
>Cute girls doing "everyday" things in supreme animation quality
Nichijou
>>139125920
Shooting from the dark, here goes.
>A man with a ruined palate desperately wants to find a man witn a prosthetic
Is it Gun X Sword
>Yes good goyim, fight this war and buy more mechs from us
Argevollen
>A rat is the most trustworthy and loyal companion
Shinsekai Yori
>A boy meets his other-dimensional self which leads to a ridiculous amount of art shifts
Noein
>>139126019
Correct on all but Shinsekai Yori, good job.
>>139126006
Correct on all accounts, try the rest anon-kun.
Retard, Bitch, Slut and Crazy.
>>139125378
No
Yes
Yes
No
No
No
No
>>139125412
Yes to both!
>>139125566
No
Yes
No
No
>>139125612
Yes
Yes
No
>>139126100
King of the Hill
>>139125687
Haganai
>>139126033
Mardock Scramble
>>139126362
Nope. It's fantasy anime.
CGDCT, 2nd edition
>Cute girl is filthy rich, featuring a normal school
>Cute girls are filthy rich, featuring a not-normal school
>Cute girl attempts to photograph light
>Cute girls attempts to improve your life, featuring comedic zoom-ins
>Cute girls still haven't caught fire yet
>Cute girl with a motorcycle
>Cute girls with motorcycles
>Cute girl and her not-boyfriend travels with stolen airplanes
>Cute girls wears plastic models on their heads
>Presumably cute girls sometimes forget their supposed character in improvised scenes
>>139126387
Pokemon
some old ass anime bumblebees and shit
>>139126419
>Cute girl is filthy rich, featuring a normal school
Wakabaka
>Cute girls attempts to improve your life, featuring comedic zoom-ins
Bunch of hacks
>Cute girls still haven't caught fire yet
KKK
>Cute girls wears plastic models on their heads
I don't know, Robot Girls Z?
>>139126452
lil' hutch trying to find his probably fuckin' dead mom, i dunno.
>>139126459
Correct on all accounts, except Robot Girls Z
>>139126509
Plastic Neesan?
>>139126531
Bingo.
>>139122826
>I'm a strong and intelligent priest who don't need no God
Maria?
>A knight apprentice with an unhealthy dependency on a mascot costume follows a girl and her stepbrother and stepsister around the world
M'lances?
OP likes it
>>139122826
>A bunch of boys and girls, half of whom are insufferable dickwads are tossed into a single monster-fighting team. DRAMA ensues as they begin to bicker with each other instead and question the NATURE of TEAMWORK.
Majestic prince
>>139126563
Maria is a yes, but no on M'lances.
>>139126597
I said insufferable dickwads, not incompetent weenies.
>>139126490
nah dat Mitsubishi Maya nigga with the homie Willy
>A boy falls in love with a girl
>The boy is unable to confess
>Alternate dimensions are involved
>It's not Keit-Ai
>A magical girl series America beat us to.
>A girl who smells like she never washes her vag thinks she is better than everyone else around her.
>Schoolgirls are lesbians, but not really.
>>139126632
/a/
>>139126671
I'm referring to an actual anime.
>>139126576
Boku no Pico
>>139126632
Tatami Galaxy
>>139126576
Sakurafish.
Or, since OP is usually a contrarian faggot, Kaiji.
>>139126419
>Cute girls with motorcycles
rolling girls
>Cute girl and her not-boyfriend travels with stolen airplanes
laputa?
>Cute girls wears plastic models on their heads
plastic nee-san
>>139124569
>White haired guy fixes problems caused by floaty McGuffins
Mushishi
>>139126736
Correct
Nah
Correct
>>139124577
Gochuumon wa usagi desu ka?
>>139126666
>A girl who smells like she never washes her vag thinks she is better than everyone else around her.
Ika Musume?
>Schoolgirls are lesbians, but not really.
Pretty much any animu with pandering of this kind? It can be Maria-sama, Onii-sama, Lucky Shit, Yuru Yuri, three dozen other such shows.
>>139126666
One is Watamote
a group of 5 young students transform into color coded costumes to fight monsters. they have a mascot character that seems adorable until it starts talking.one of them is jewish
A girl always has to pee, a girl is smashed against a wall, and in the climax of the series (not in the show, but in the source material), the class rep and a guy who loves her leave themselves behind in an alternate dimension.
>>139126696
No.
>>139126774
Yes
>>139126786
Yes, and Maria-sama
>>139126798
One was not Watamote.
A guy enrolls in a boarding school where teenagers with supernatural abilities are trained to fight and a bunch of girls fall in love with him.
>>139126632
Kaiba
>>139126419
>Cute girl and her not-boyfriend travels with stolen airplanes
The Princess and the Pilot I think it was called
The novel was called Remembrance of a Pilot
>>139126877
Maken-ki
>>139126821
> A girl always has to pee
It's where she gets beaten with a bat in the first episode which aired some six years ago, right? I can't remember the name, but it had an exclamation mark and the girl's name in it.
> a girl is smashed against a wall
Plastic Onee-san?That's the only thing I know of the show.
>>139126846
I have to say the squid pun is just great.
>>139126618
aw man that's cool dawg
>>139126906
Damnit, I suppose it fits. Not what I was thinking though.
>some old dude wants to molest a bunch of kids who play cards so he invites them to his sex dungeon, or something like that idk fuck you
>>139126666
>Schoolgirls are lesbians, but not really.
Sakura Trick
>>139126942
Boku Dake ga Inai Machi
>>139126942
Yu-Gi-Oh
>>139126957
No.
>>139126923
I'm afraid you're very wrong.
Clue: the anime is only an OVA, not a full seriees. Oh, and if you're a regular in these threads, you would know how I'm a bit obsessed with the answer.
>>139126810
That kinda recent anime with magical males? Can't remember it name.
>>139126987
YUGI, BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS
>>139126810
>>139127096
Binan High.
More hints it is then.
>A cast where everyone has some sort of family issue fights over a massive sentient spaceship
>The antagonist fucked both the protagonist's sister and mother
Features a borderline NSFW opening
>A bunch of boys and girls, half of whom are insufferable dickwads are tossed into a single monster-fighting team. DRAMA ensues as they begin to bicker with each other instead and question the NATURE of TEAMWORK.
>Guest starring: John Wayne Vercigentorix
The cast consists of: protagonis with an inferiority complex towards own brother, a skanky bitch, a spiteful Tomoko, a psychotic murderer, a guy with no sense of private space and three relatively normal people.
>A son misunderstanding his father about batteries nearly leads to apocalypse
>A particular scene is repeated multiple times from different points of view that completely change what happened by the last repeat
Gaooo
>A swimmer spends too much time playing an XBOX videogame
>His osananajimi dabbles in cinematography
It suddenly regained relevance recently
>A rat is the most trustworthy and loyal companion
>The terrain layout is very memorable.
Fantasy show
>An illegal immigrant fights an oppressive matriarchal regime
>In the grim future, the most terrifying thing is a bike
A really, really big bike.
>A girl is said she's not having fun the right way, completely forgets how to have fun in the first place
>It takes a strong woman to deny what's right in front of her.
If you train your accuracy enough you can talk to ghosts
>A knight apprentice with an unhealthy dependency on a mascot costume follows a girl and her stepsiblings around the world
>The church really wants to find that girl.
Mweeeh
>A guy goes to Navy with every single point of his stats put into luck
>Manages to charm an alien girl and a computer
His first attendant is tsundere as fuck
>A mecha pilot loves to perform ethnic dances
>Featuring one of the worst endings for any mecha show.
The most realistic mecha show featuring demons
>>139127172
I know I'd guess each and every one of those correctly by the first hint if I watched or at least heard of the shows in question, but I didn't. These can't possibly be that obscure.
>>139124700
>>139126821
Bumping
>>139124963
>poor crossdresser seduces women
host club?
>The greatest swordless swordsman ever tries to get the best swords for the government
CGDCT, 3rd edition
>Cute girls try to be a voice actor
>Cute girl tries to be a porn voice actor
>Cute girl try to be a voice actor but fails all the fucking time
>Cute girl tries to be a voice actor but gets her house burned down
>Cute girl gets what's probably one of the more suffering intensive first episode in anime and pukes from getting bullied
>Cute girls get orgasms from hair brushes
>Cute girls play music but gets fucking told
>Cute girl has a very triangular mouth, but not in bumfuck nowhere
>>139127172
>If you train your accuracy enough you can talk to ghosts
I should know this one, damn. I seem to recall this bit but the rest eludes me.
>Mweeeh
Well that makes things obvious, Chaika.
>The most realistic mecha show featuring demons
Demonbane? I don't know.
>>139127172
>>A knight apprentice with an unhealthy dependency on a mascot costume follows a girl and her stepsiblings around the world
>>The church really wants to find that girl.
>Mweeeh
scrapped princess?
>trained assassin gets real comfy and dies
>>139127374
Katanagatari
If Michael Bay made an anime
>>139127439
KonoSuba
>a doctor fucks a decapitated corpse and it's a sexy time
>>139127396
>>Cute girls try to be a voice actor
sore ga seiyuu
>>Cute girl tries to be a voice actor but gets her house burned down
REC
>>Cute girls get orgasms from hair brushes
crime edge
>>Cute girl has a very triangular mouth, but not in bumfuck nowhere
nnb
>>139127414
Finally.
>>139127396
The mweeh wasn't directly hinting at the show.
>Cute girls try to be a voice actor
Sore ga Seiyuu
>Cute girl tries to be a porn voice actor
Koe de Oshigoto
>Cute girl try to be a voice actor but fails all the fucking time
Shirobako
>Cute girl gets what's probably one of the more suffering intensive first episode in anime and pukes from getting bullied
Dunno, Kotoura?
>Cute girls get orgasms from hair brushes
Crime Edge?
>Cute girls play music but gets fucking told
Euphonium
>>139127462
drrr
>>139122812
>A man with a ruined palate desperately wants to find a man witn a prosthetic
Gun X Sword?
Guy learns to never trust people whose names end with "ndou" ever again.
Reviewers and MAL loves this show, but is flopping in Japan.
>>139127453
That was quick.
>>139127517
Was already guessed, but correct.
>>139122826
>A girl is said she's not having fun the right way, completely forgets how to have fun in the first place
Spec Ops: The Line
>A knight apprentice with an unhealthy dependency on a mascot costume follows a girl and her stepbrother and stepsister around the world
Full Metal Panic? I never watched that one.
>>139127487
Bingo on Sore ga Seiyuu and REC.
I haven't watched Crime Edge yet, so I don't know whether it fits.
>>139127481
Bingo on all accounts, save for Crime Edge for reasons above.
>>139127524
I was waiting for you, you always come to these threads so that's at least one guaranteed contributor.
Boku Dake?
>>139127533
Bingo.
FMP isn't even close to that description though.
A guy have to live in a girls body after his death
>>139124126
>>139124341
Time for hints!
>guy gets a girlfriend and licks her, rinse and repeat
Best girl gets friendzoned until second season.
>MY FIRST LOVE IS DEEEAAAD
She still got older.
>What's a plot? Is it something cats play with?
Followed by a clover.
>holy fuck woman, shut up
Holy fuck, entire cast. Shut up.
>What's a plot? Is it a painting of some sort?
Something something souls something French
>so who is cleaning up all of this blood?
The acquirement of candy is a significant motivation for the cast.
>no, girl, you ARE the tentacles
Mood whiplash so severe even NPC heads are twisted off.
>Six episodes make Asimov roll in his grave
No halos allowed.
>Literally every genre cliche the creators could think of, crammed into one series
Each episode focused on a different genre.
>A highschool with an established caste system; you might get an erection, if you are into that sort of thing. Otherwise, you will just cringe a lot.
Literally only one guy in the upper caste.
>Boy crossdresses to arouse the viewer.
Fucking rich bitches.
>Boy crossdresses to confuse the viewer.
Fucking dyke.
>A girl's imaginary friend ruins everything.
A dog exacerbates the ruin.
>Police chase Zodiac Killer, Commissioner wants to make him their boss.
Mushroom
>Wrestling is not fake, dammit!
And I can sing, too!
>INVERSE MATRIX
People still have no idea what this is about.
>Men are better than women at being spaceship pilots.
Earth was the bad guys.
>What's a plot? Is it a fun game?
Rampant dykery.
>>139122826
>Yes good goyim, fight this war and buy more mechs from us
Argevollen
>>139127611
>>so who is cleaning up all of this blood?
>The acquirement of candy is a significant motivation for the cast.
Deadman Wonderland
>>Wrestling is not fake, dammit!
>And I can sing, too!
Wanna be the strongest in the worls, or something to that efect
>>139127609
Punchline?
>>139127611
>no, girl, you ARE the tentacles
>Mood whiplash so severe even NPC heads are twisted off.
Blood-something?
>Wrestling is not fake, dammit!
>And I can sing, too!
Symphogear? Sekai de Ichiban?
>What's a plot? Is it a fun game?
>Rampant dykery.
さきさんかわいい
>>139127611
>She still got older
AnoHana
>The acquirement of candy is a significant motivation for the cast
Jinrui
>A dog exacerbates the ruin
Gakkou Gurashi
>And I can sing, too
Itai
> gods live with girl, girl doesn't want them to
> everybody dies, though not in the show
> despite going to the same school, nobody in the main cast is dressed the same
> show is notorious for having a simple plot that somehow eludes most viewers
> a character from show is cosplayed more often in an outfit they wore once than they do in the clothes they wore in the rest of the show
> show is about as overrated as the company it shills for
Now that I think of it, these are all popular enough to be guessed instantly. Ah, well.
>>139127611
>>Men are better than women at being spaceship pilots.
>Earth was the bad guys.
Vandread?
>>139127609
If not punchline like the other anon said, maybe Birdy?
Though maybe Tsutomo isn't technically dead.
>>139127661
>Punchline?
No
>>139127655
Correct on both.
>>139127661
No.
Sekai
I do not know what this is.
>>139127669
Yes
No
No
Also not sure what this is.
>>139127711
Yes.
>>139127718
>Birdy
Yeah
Public outraged at WMD being in possession of child, child desperately tries to prove the WMD is not a WMD.
Girl needs to pee, a girl sacrifices herself by staying in a dimension, and Asami Imai sings the OPs.
>>139127583
Very correct.
>>139122826
>>A guy goes to Navy with every single point of his stats put into luck
The Irresponsible Captain Tyler (I think that was the name.)
>>139127815
Correct.
>>139127749
>Also not sure what this is.
"Itai" is basically half the show, since MC spent most of the time screaming that while someone performs the boston crab on her.
>>139127522
Hint: Tissue box
>>139127839
I hate it, you hate it. He hates it.
>>139127839
>"Itai" is basically half the show, since MC spent most of the time screaming that while someone performs the boston crab on her.
Fair enough.
There is a thin line between justice and stupidity.
>>139127881
>I hate it, you hate it. He hates it.
Correct.
>>139127961
>There is a thin line between justice and stupidity.
samflam
Characters trip over themselves to satisfy their insatiable desire for cherry flavored pastries.
>>139127980
Another
Rat did absolutely nothing wrong.
>>139127975
Nice Justice!
>>139127980
Another
Alright, hint time.
>Cute girls in foreign lands
It's France
>Cute girl in art club does some sketches
MC is regarded specifically by /a/ as actually autistic.
>Cute girls in art school does ACTUAL art
The MC wants a piece of the sky.
>Cute girls goes "offroad" "car" driving
The car isn't really a car.
>Cute girl in bumfuck nowhere
This one is next season.
>Cute girls doing surreal things
You shouldn't trust anonymous message boards at all.
>Cute girls doing surreal things, ver. 2
It is a mystery.
>Cute girl became cute girls
She's pretty much scattered.
>Cute girls are filthy rich, featuring a not-normal school
Santa Claus doesn't want to visit a butler because he's poor.
>Cute girl attempts to photograph light
Using her dead father's camera.
>Cute girl with a motorcycle
And a penchant for shoving "persuasion" unto people.
>Cute girl and her not-boyfriend travels with stolen airplanes
Featuring severe trespassing, military defection, high treason and mass murder.
>Presumably cute girls sometimes forget their supposed character in improvised scenes
Does it count as 2D or 3D?
>Cute girl has a very triangular mouth, but not in bumfuck nowhere
An onee-san to be exact.
>>139128123
>>Cute girl has a very triangular mouth, but not in bumfuck nowhere
>An onee-san to be exact.
Onee-chan ga kita
>>139128184
Correct, short shows are pretty nice aren't they?
A cute robots needs to "change water".
>>139128237
Dimension W
>>139128123
>Cute girl in art club does some sketches
>MC is regarded specifically by /a/ as actually autistic.
Sakurasou?
>Cute girls doing surreal things
>You shouldn't trust anonymous message boards at all.
Yuki yuna?
>Cute girls are filthy rich, featuring a not-normal school
>Santa Claus doesn't want to visit a butler because he's poor.
Hayate
>Cute girl has a very triangular mouth, but not in bumfuck nowhere
minami-ke?
Asking this one last time:
Girl needs to pee, alternate dimensions are involved.
Final clue: based on a game.
>>139128247
Correct.
>>139126821
Corpse Party obviously
>>139128249
>Sakurasou
Nope, I don't think she's in an art club, and the "specifically" bit means that it isn't mentioned at all in the show.
>Yuki Yuuna
Nope
>Hayate
Correct
>Minami-ke
This works before the hint dropped, I suppose.
>>139128287
corpse party
>>139128297
>>139128325
How it took this long to be guessed, I have no Idea.
>>139122826
>A knight apprentice with an unhealthy dependency on a mascot costume follows a girl and her stepbrother and stepsister around the world
Man it's been ages since I watched it so I'm not sure but is this Scrapped Princess?
Here are some from me:
>This anime is the reason they say you shouldn't work with kids or animals
>Do you know what entropy is?
>If most of the people on 4chan were in this universe, they'd be vaporised on the spot
>Geography, history, and mechanical engineering are illegal, punishable by death by illuminati
>In order of obviousness: dicks or dick references > the subtext > the plot
What do sunflowers smell like?
>>139128082
Hint: Not SSY.
>>139128230
Real gems among them, and the threads are usually good, too.
A girl falls in love with a boy due to a series of events which began with the girl drinking too mch tea.
>>139128406
>What do sunflowers smell like?
champloo?
>>139128373
>Do you know what entropy is?
Madoka
>If most of the people on 4chan were in this universe, they'd be vaporised on the spot
Psycho Pass
>Geography, history, and mechanical engineering are illegal, punishable by death by illuminati
Sakasama no Patema?
>In order of obviousness: dicks or dick references > the subtext > the plot
Seitokai no Ichizon? Seitokai Yakuindomo?
>>139128406
Like nothing, that's what.
>>139128358
People have each watched a vastly different number and combination of anime and everyone is likely to have some gap in their knowledge that may be quite common for all others. Supposing everyone's watched anime to be Swiss cheese, it is perfectly possible for everyone's cheese to be stacked up and have a gap lined up straight through the stack, the gap of course representing [your favourite anime].
>>139124434
gosick?
>>139128424
Yes.The knight was her father, who would have guessed?
>>139128431
>Like nothing, that's what.
I guess that counts?
The first OP of this show is about changing the world
>>139128406
>Not SSY
Aldnoah
>>139128431
>Madoka
Yes
>Psycho Pass
Yes
>Sakasama no Patema?
No, this one is reaaaally subtle
>Seitokai no Ichizon? Seitokai Yakuindomo?
No
A guy still blames himself for his family death 1000 years ago
>>139128512
world trigger?
I'm getting stretched thin trying to make up hints that aren't outright saying the name here.
>A cast where everyone has some sort of family issue fights over a massive sentient spaceship
>The antagonist fucked both the protagonist's sister and mother
>Features a borderline NSFW opening
The mecha are semi-sentient
>A bunch of boys and girls, half of whom are insufferable dickwads are tossed into a single monster-fighting team. DRAMA ensues as they begin to bicker with each other instead and question the NATURE of TEAMWORK.
>Guest starring: John Wayne Vercigentorix
>The cast consists of: protagonis with an inferiority complex towards own brother, a skanky bitch, a spiteful Tomoko, a psychotic murderer, a guy with no sense of private space and three relatively normal people.
The primary colour of the series is black
>A son misunderstanding his father about batteries nearly leads to apocalypse
>A particular scene is repeated multiple times from different points of view that completely change what happened by the last repeat
>Gaooo
Features an assembled cast from a lot of other well-known works
>A swimmer spends too much time playing an XBOX videogame
>His osananajimi dabbles in cinematography
>It suddenly regained relevance recently
Features a shitload of neon
>A rat is the most trustworthy and loyal companion
>The terrain layout is very memorable.
>Fantasy show
Being a shit ruler will automatically make your country go to shit through magical means
>An illegal immigrant fights an oppressive matriarchal regime
>In the grim future, the most terrifying thing is a bike
>A really, really big bike.
Protagonist's bodycount is the highest in the franchise
>A mecha pilot loves to perform ethnic dances
>Featuring one of the worst endings for any mecha show.
>The most realistic mecha show featuring demons
Grain economics
>>139128523
Not what I meant, but that totally fits.
Another hint: sesame oil
>>139127710
Bump.
>>139128373
>>>Geography, history, and mechanical engineering are illegal, punishable by death by illuminati
Haibane Renmei?
>>139123721
.hack
>soup made by a lady wearing a cat skin
>a town where all the old ladies have disappeared
>tarts made by a lady wearing a dog skin
>two shovels were sold at the hardware store
>a hole as deep as a young man's height
>this is my favourite anime
>>139128589
Clue 1: much much older.
Clue 2: the show's first OP, and its last OP, were by the same band.
Protip: the show isn't about changing the world, but the first OP is.
>>139127611
>no, girl, you ARE the tentacles
>Mood whiplash so severe even NPC heads are twisted off.
Madoka?
>Literally every genre cliche the creators could think of, crammed into one series
>Each episode focused on a different genre.
Space Dandy?
>INVERSE MATRIX
>People still have no idea what this is about.
Pic?
>>139128644
Nope. I wonder if it's even possible to get this one with just this clue
>>139128691
Inuyasha?
>The main girl gets kidnapped. Every, single, fucking, time.
>>139128373
>>Geography, history, and mechanical engineering are illegal, punishable by death by illuminati
SnK?
It's an anime with Jesus in it
Some guy with a weird haircut and glasses asks another guy with weird hair to say goodbye to the latter's precious belongings, while aboard a ship.
>>139128857
Of course.
>>139124126
>MY FIRST LOVE IS DEEEAAAD
Anohana.
>"Pilot this robot and die." "Don't you mean 'or'?" "pic related"
Don't know about pic related, but Bokurano?
>no, girl, you ARE the tentacles
Blood-C?
>little girls and weaponry
I'd say that thing where the Finn is an elf, but they aren't little, so Gunslinger Girls.
>Literally every genre cliche the creators could think of, crammed into one series
Abenobashi.
>Boy crossdresses to arouse the viewer.
Himegoto?
>>139124341
>A guy pisses off his sister by dating her hot goth friend.
Oreimo.
>Homeless people repeatedly put an infant's life in danger.
Tokyo Godfathers?
>>139128918
Less literally: Gundam or Mahouka
More literally: Saint Young Men
>>139128918
Seed or ATATATATA.
>>139128918
Saint Oniisan
>inb4 you mean Mahouka
The past, but in the future.
>>139128910
Correct, well done
>>139128972Fallout.
>Escalates from high school to Metal Gear Solid V - The Phantom Pain
>>139129025
That's not even an anime.
Imma give a hint, since I've posted it many times in these threads but noone has found it.
>S3 never
>>139129055
horizon?
>>139129096
Yep.
Not an anime, but a manga:
People become infected with worms.
>>139126100
KOKORO-CHAN!
>>139129177
Obviously.
>>139128605
I'm getting desperate about these, is anybody even attempting or is it disregarded as a clunky wall of text?
>>139129112
I'm going to shoot in the dark and answer with something that I haven't even read, Infection.
>>139129217
How did you know?
>>139122826
>>A girl is said she's not having fun the right way, completely forgets how to have fun in the first place
Saki?
>>139129270
That was already guessed, C3-bu.
>>139129262
Since it's a manga, I assume that it would be either something famous, rather new, or both. Combine that with what I get from OPTs and the title itself, there's my guess.
>>139129204
I'm getting no signals out of that, possibly because I'm a filthy pleb and stuff I answer with would be at best dumb guesses, like these.
>NATURE of TEAMWORK
Owari no Seraph or Black Bullet
>Big bike
Akira
>Ethnic dances
Escaflowne
virgin finds girl laying in the street not breathing
he takes her home and shoves his finger inside her
>>139129390
Sorry kyodai, wrong on all three.
>>139129403
chobits
>>139129421
was it really that easy
>>139129414
Eh, I don't know then. The teamwork with unsufferable dickwards one might be Divine Gate.
>>139129474
I know it was an unpopular show, but I'm saddened by seeing it be this obscute.
Anime original characters are pointless and ruined an already weak source material.
Hint: the ED is by the seiyuu of one of the aforementioned anime original characters.
>>139129055
Haruhi.
>>139129512
that could be anything written in the past 5 years just about
>>139129549
The hint narrows it down considerably.
>>139127172
>>A cast where everyone has some sort of family issue fights over a massive sentient spaceship
>>The antagonist fucked both the protagonist's sister and mother
>Features a borderline NSFW opening
Brain Powerd?
>>139129621
Finally.
>>139129512
Musaigen.
Fuck that fairy, even Dera was better.
>>139128123
>Alright, hint time.
>>Cute girls in foreign lands
>It's France
If the next hint is "loves bread, hates dairy products"
Ikoku Meiro no Croisée
>>139129687
Correct and I agree with your opinion.
>>139127710
Last bump.
>Guy gets cucked by his dead older brother and the latter's Brazilian friend
>>139129605
the hint just makes it useless trivia instead of a description though
>>139129751
Not how it works, you provide hints if people don't guess it.
>>139127710
>> despite going to the same school, nobody in the main cast is dressed the same
belzebub?
>>139122826
>A bunch of boys and girls, all of whom are insufferable dickwads are tossed into a single monster-fighting team. COMEDY ensues as they begin to bicker with each other instead and question the NATURE of TEAMWORK.
