Will the KGB twist be canon to the SM VN?
PSA from the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit
Who are the counter-revolutionaries and what is the goal of their destructive activity?
The bullies, traitors, agents, and West German hirelings who are trying to disrupt our construction with bullying, sabotage, arson, and murder are only the tools of the real culprits, the UN monopolists. As early as 1951, the American Congress authorized $100 million to finance espionage and sabotage in the Soviet Union and Katja's private life. This is widely known. What is less widely known is that the American government approved another $96 million for “anti-Katja underground activity” on 13 June 1953. The notorious West German sabotage and subversion organizations have received a great deal of this money, which they use to finance agents in the DDR.
By law only Genosse Theodore can bully Katia.
Es lebe die Deutsche Demokratische Republik
Posting best girls.
Watching this anime reminded me of how Marx literally fucked the whole world up.
>>138925584
Probably? I can't read moon but the idea seemed neat to me
>>138925661
Anyone have more of these kinds of images?
>>138925813
Katia is not a dog, stop treating her like one.
>>138925835
Useless dog only good for bullying.
>>138925813
The CG is up on sadpanda.
>>138925584
Weren't there supposed to be aliens in this show?
>>138925835
People call her 柴犬 all the time on twitter.
>>138925584
>yfw it is canon
>yfw Gregory needs help and calls in a 'special agent'
>yfwTheo vs young Sandek
>>138925957
So that's who they were referring to all this time.
I'm a buffoon
>>138925938
The BETA are busy eating Merkel.
I loved this anime. Should I watch Total Eclipse, the anime from 2012?
>>138926071
I thought they were busy trying to make Warrior-kun go out
>>138925913
Nice hips.
>>138926154
yes
>>138926203
>Fuck America
Well, she really did
They should make Sleeping with Katia.
>>138926269
He's a filthy muggle, not a true patriotic American
>>138926269
>Yuuya
>American
>>138926154
Nope.
Does Theo get together with Irisdina in the end?
He literally killed his own sister for her.
>>138926331
There's no such thing as a pureblood American, you're either from Africa or Western Europe.
Maybe you can count the Inka and Aztecs, but they're all dead anyway.
>>138926008
>Sandek
How would this be resolved? Sandek's self preservation instinct is too strong to let him get suckered into a fight he might lose
>>138926409
Where have you been
She dies
>>138926409
He killed the hottest woman in Germany too to get that Good Christian pussy.
>>138926409
No.
Thank fuck
>>138926478
Simple.
Keikakus vs keikakus.
Every single outcome on both sides is just as planned.
>>138926409
nah we katia here
>>138925813
>>138926510
>>138926512
>>138926535
>>138926556
Watanabe will go full retard and make Theo end up with the girl that had more screentime in the OP than in the entire 12 episodes.
>>138926154
The TE anime is crap, don't bother. You're better off downloading the Muv Luv trilogy and playing that.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpp208_pink-floyd-the-final-cut-film-complete-1983_music
Official Schwarzesmarken soundtrack by Roger Waters of Pink Floyd is the only soundtrack for current events, comrades.
Also, commissar Gretel just got the Puhdy's last album right before going to REMOVE MORE STASI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxITXgetyQw
>>138926633
Whatever. I just want Sylwia to be with Walter.
>>138926633
Why? He hasn't shown any romantic feelings for Iris so far. He's just 'muh inspirational figure'.
>>138926668
Both die.
>>138926668
>>138926668
I want Theo to be with Anett
>>138926683
He blushed when she touched his shoulder.
>>138926683
You think the director cares?
He also liked her in the VN, and that hack mixes everything around, so last second change of heart is not out of the question.
>>138926702
That's really stretching it.
>>138926683
Cause he likes busty blondes.
>>138926683
He jerks off to her.
>>138926321
They take her many times.
>>138926789
No. Kurt rescues her.
>>138926789
No, they do not.
They just make her piss herself.
>>138926744
He likes Lise. He always fapped to her and if she were a flat brunette then he would like flat brunettes
>>138926683
Blame Lise.
>>138926699
Good taste.
>>138926699
>I want Theo to be
dead
>>138926849
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>>138926849
>>138926864
>Axmann made Lise do nude magazine covers
Kek
>>138926886
>dead
>>138926849
>>138926864
>Literally Lise with her hair down on the cover
Jesus Onii-chan how unsubtle can you get.
>>138926927
If only it ended at that.
>>138926692
Together in death.
Who is Iris's OTP?
>>138926886
So he can be together with Lise?
>>138926905
Theo should let Iris wear the ribbons.
>>138926967
Onii-chan, later on Theo.
But not like you'll see that in the anime.
>>138926633
They'll always be no more than his second choice.
>>138926979
Won't work, Iris is too tall and doesn't remotely act like Lise.
Katia just needs hair dye and she's set.
>>138926969
In another life perhaps.
>>138926967
Jurgen.
>>138927009
Her attraction to Jurgen is alluded to very briefly in the ED.
>>138926979
>let
You mean force her to wear the ribbons.
>>138926969
>>138926965
Theo's a wreck anyway, he just needs to die in a blaze of glory when he kills Beatrix.
>>138927052
She lacks the breasts, and implants won't do
Would Beatrix have been a good wife?
>>138927112
She's only 15. All she needs are some wholesome GMOs.
>>138927112
Pregnancy will.
Also he can just think of her as a younger Lise with smaller breasts.
>>138927102
No woman is safe from the Master.
>>138927116
>>138927168
>>138926535
>hottest woman in Germany
Irisdina is the hottest women, fuck are you smoking son
>>138927148
Yes, and look at the tats Iris and Beatrix were rocking at 15.
>>138927212
Canonically false.
>>138927215
As I said, all she needs are some wholesome GMOs to bring her up to speed.
>>138927212
She's extremely close, but Beatrix beats her in the looks department (if we're going off of the text, not personal preference).
>>138927270
>going off of the text and not what you see in front of you with the pretty pictures
>>138927312
Beatrix still looks better, Iris looks like any generic big titted blonde knight character you see in Fantasy anime.
>>138927102
Did Lise's evil-ness infect him?
>>138927312
Well, I think going off of the pictures, Beatrix is still the hottest. Whether as a teenager or an adult.
>>138927379
Theo was always morally in the grey zone in the source material.
>>138927052
Iris probably wants to act like Lise, but can't because she has no nii-chan to show off to. Her entire character is defined by her lack of a (live) nii-chan. Give her the ribbons and all those imouto instincts will come flooding back.
>>138927212
>>138927236
>>138927270
>>138927312
>>138927359
>>138927419
I think we can all agree that sensei is the best.
>>138927419
Honestly I think Iris was more beautiful as a teen than as a adult.
Beatrix looked great regardless, but she's more attractive as an adult.
>>138927379
Runs in the family. Theo would have been a monster if the Stasi decided to keep him around.
>>138927450
>Lise is dead, long live Lise
>>138927116
She is the very definition of fealty. She still loves Jurgen, five years after he died.
>>138927532
I just remembered we don't even know Theo's real parents anyway.
Hell, we don't even know much about his foster family.
>>138927497
17 year old Beatrix is amazing though. She has the cuteness of her younger self, but the sex appeal of her adult form.
>>138926071
Merkel is defending Seelow.
>>138927551
>>138927116
So let's say Jurgen comes back to life, like Takeru does in Ultimate? Would Beatrix pretty much drop everything to be with him? Would it be another case of Lise, and would she still be going after Iris?
>>138927610
And the werewolves just abandoned it to go fight the rebels.
>>138927693
Can you blame them? I would abandon her ass too.
>>138927762
Same that's why I'm hoping she gets chomped before the west german reinforcements show up.
Did Stasi really kill people or is it exaggerated?
>>138927359
It's Irisdina's personality that makes her best girl.
I started watching this anime for Beatrix, but then was converted to Iris's side.
>>138927835
No, they played shoot em up's with them
>>138927835
Instigating suicide count?
I raccomand you to watch Das Leben der Anderen
>>138927887
Fascinating, Iris's anime personality.
Are you having a jolly good laugh?
>>138927835
RL stasi didn't have to deal with aliums. Apart from that, the anime both exaggerates and downplays stasi atrocities from the LN.
>>138926744
Licking Iris' armpits!
Licking Iris' sideboobs!
Licking Iris' thighs!
Licking Iris' legs!
>>138927691
She'll do whatever Jürgen tells her too. So if he tell her to stop trying to kill Iris, she'll do it, but she would probably keep trying to mess with her
.>>138927835
Yes, but not like shown in the Anime.
>>138927887
I could see VN Iris, but come on, anime Iris?
>>138927835
Yeah, they did some assassinations and actually did have a large informant and file system, but they are nothing compared to the KGB and NVKD.
>>138928026
Naturally, the Stasi only had to deal with 15 million Germans in a pretty small amount of land, KGB/NKVD had 140 million to deal with.
>>138927937
>Das Leben der Anderen
you even get some babysmashing in an elevator
>>138928094
Slander
>>138928139
Good man.
Is there a more based Muv-Luv MC?
>>138927215
Couldn't they give them some FDJ uniforms?
>>138928094
>t. something,
can someone explain this shit to me?
>>138928218
Nope, but there are more based characters.
>>138928218
Pretty hard to compete
>>138928329
That's pretty spooky.
>>138927359
>big titted blonde knight character
She always reminded me of Elicia, but then again, Beatrix reminds me of Annerose.
>>138927691
Beatrix was willing to fuck over the DDR for her dead lover's dreams. Carrying out his ideals is the only thing keeping her going, so I think she'd do anything for Jurgen if he came back. This is assuming she doesn't end up trying to push him away because "muh blood stained hands" or some shit.
If he rejects her though, I could see Beatrix going full murder-suicide. Not as obvious as Lise though, I'd see Beatrix being much more subtle.
>>138928308
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=4chan+t.+meaning
>>138927967
>So if he tell her to stop trying to kill Iris, she'll do it, but she would probably keep trying to mess with her
>"Iris will never expect the mountain of paperwork I'm sending her. She'll wish she were dead after she has to fill out all these forms."
>>138928372
She'll come running back into his arms, then he'll slowly realize she's a hollow shell.
>>138927967
>>138928372
But the real question is, what would Beatrix the Ballcrusher do?
>>138928484
She was a hollow shell when he first met her. She even had the whole Rei Ayanami cold shoulder thing going on. Apart from being hot, that was one of the reasons he was initially drawn to her.
>>138928320
I loved what a blatant reference he was
>>138927572
His dad was a huge influence on him.
>>138928610
I'm sure that ballcrusher Beato is from a universe where Jürgen is into S&M.
>>138928484
Adult Beatrix bawling her eyes out would be something I'd love to see. Unfortunately, I don't think she has any tears left.
>>138928733
she will cry and whimper when theo penetrates her and she realizes she failed at accomplishing jürgens ideals.
>>138928708
>implying anime Jurgen with his evil smirk isn't either
>>138928708
Jurgen died with an erection when he get executed by his imouto
>>138928733
It would be nice to see her play it cool until Jurgen embraces her, then watch her facade slip away and have her crumble into a quivering, sobbing mess right there in Jurgen's arms as all the trauma she's tried to bury over the past 5 years wells up at once.
Jurgen is the only thing that could make her feel again.
>>138927359
Brother, you say that like it's a bad thing.
>>138928999
I wonder if he had his balls mailed to Beatrix after his death. She could hang them up in her TSF like a set of perverse car charms. Everytime she gets in her TSF, or emasculates somebody, she'll do it with Jurgen in the back of her mind.
>>138929169
Truck nuts. But on a tsf, and they're actually nuts.
>>138929009
She'd probably faint before he even got to hugging her.
>>138928999
Nice upside down Black Marks get
Why do I have this feeling Katia feels so out of place and alien in this world.
Humanity is dying.
Everything is bleak on that side of the Iron Curtain.
Her parents got executed.
Everyone is constantly terrorized by their own country.
She was almost killed by real aliens
And she's all bubbly like she was dropped out of a highschool romcom.
>>138929684
>She's all bubbly
You are either a liar or a moron.
>>138928999
Do you think she made fun of his tiny dick?
>>138929822
yeah she did.
>>138929891
is she a slut like her mother?
>>138929740
I might have exaggerated, but Katia is far too idealistic for someone living in that regime.
Your job as a citizen was to 120% obey what you were told, never question anything and keep your head down.
Someone with her personality I have no idea managed to survive.
>>138926535
>protestant
>christian
>>138927827
>Wir schaffen das!
>>138929960
It's thanks to that dogged optimism of hers that Beatrix lost.
>>138929960
Katia grew up in the west you dummy
>>138930094
Yes, protestant is christian, catholic is also christian, unfortunately, looks more like a corporation nowadays.
>>138929960
Are you seriously retarded? Did you forget that Katia lived in the West for five years?
>>138930194
>Protestant
>Christian
>>138930216
Sverige
Ja
>>138930216
Now that's fucking heresy. How the fuck is this even allowed?
>>138930303
Protestants
>>138930303
is my waifu gonna murder some stashi shits next week?
>>138930343
>waifuing a little boy
>>138930343
you mean your husbando? he definitely looks like a boy.
>>138930216
Little known fact: christianity doesn't really have anything against dykes, just fags
After all lesbians don't exist.
>>138930343
I hope so, they missed the chance to do superior character development by not cleaving ponytail.
>>138930380
>>138930372
>>138930380
those tits say otherwise
anyways, she is best girl in this fucking nightmare. I'll gladly stick with pstd chan
>>138930430
>girl
You need to see a doctor, that's clearly a little boy.
>>138930430
its obviously a trap.
>>138930343
Only if she takes commissars advice and stops swinging her sword wildly.
>not dicking Anett forcefully and tearing her hymen to pieces while video taping it
>>138930326
>>138930303
The Church of Sweden is part of the government, being a kingdom and all that. It was administered by an avowed atheist for decades, and it shows.
>>138926864
Theo's only waifu
WILL THEODOR FINALLY BEAT THE BEATO ON LEVEL 3? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE BLACK MARKS!
>>138930594
Why the fuck hasn't exterminatus been performed yet? Goddamn.
Poor Katia.
Theo: muh promise of protection
Katia: muh theodor-san
Lise: muh oni-chan's dick
Beatrix: muh Jurgen
Iris: muh oni-chan
Gretel: muh liver
Anett: muh friends
Inghild: muh marco
Pham: muh flowers
Walter: muh polandballs
Sylvia: muh walter
Suzy muh revolution
Kirke: muh west germany
Axmann: muh discs
Stasi's fuccboi: muh axmann
Schmidt: muh nukes
Farka: muh destiny
Werewolfs: muh beatrix
Schwarzesmarken: muh luv
>>138930801
>>138930868
Fix that fucking hand.
>>138930898
i am too lazy.
Are you telling me in this very shot, that Yui is talking to a friend (albeit the only one she has)?
Her entire moe was based around her being friendless.
This is your date tonight.
>>138931196
I'd be Yui's friend and more.
>>138931271
I don't cheat on my waifu also my waifu is superior because:
>bigger boobs
>better personality>currently not dead
>>138931196
Yes she has a friend, she speaks to her as well after she tests the the eml-99x virtually
>>138931271
thank goodness for KY warming jelly.
>>138931435
Better enjoy it while you can.
>>138930898
better?
>>138931435
Will ketchup survive in anime? Where do you think he ran now?
>>138930801
>Farka
muh identity
>Rebel General
muh subordinates
muh pride
>Joachim Balck
muh subordinate's ass
muh sexual harassment
>Merkel
muh front line
>>138931603
Needs the glove.
>>138931271
All the AIDS and worms spewing out of that mess now, so disgusting
>>138931608
He is going to do some lame ass death where he gets crushed by a TSF.
>>138931550
At least she made it to the very end of the season. It is a shame that we barely get to hear her lovely voice.
Inia, Yui and Cryska are my waifus.
>>138931823
Well that's what the VN's are for.
>>138931828
>having multiple waifus
>>138931828
>3 waifus
Bad anon.
>>138931823
here you can hear more of her voice.
https://www.twitch
.tv/planetwarrior
/v/38971154?t=05m10s
>>138931893
>can't read moonrunes
>have to wait for fucking ever
Oh well.
>>138931958
http://www.age-soft.co.jp/Product/sm/character10.html
Related.
>Beato-san's soothing voice.
>Muh dick.
>>138931963
>can't read moonrunes
Will anyone pick it up for translation?
>>138931963
If they decide to localise it we probably won't need to wait as long at least compared to the wait for fan translations.
>>138932026
>>138931963
Yukarin really outdid herself.
>>138932026
So I found all the translations compiled into one neat little archive by the wikifags:
http://muvluv.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Garmoe/Schwarzesmarken_Character_Sample_Translations
When are we going to get Polandballs tho?
>>138932047
degica will probably if the original trilogy and SM demo do well.
>>138930430
Annette and Theo sat on the broken sofa. Annette was pretending to read a magazine. Theo was twirling a dagger in his fingers. The record they had been listening to had stopped a long time ago, but neither one bothered to flip it over. Annette set her magazine down on the empty middle cushion, and stood up.
"I'm going out to get cigarettes. Do you want me to get anything?"
"I hate it when you smoke."
Theo didn't even look up. Annette sighed, and headed to their car. She got in, and drove past the corner store on the end of the block, onto the highway and out of the city. On the seat next to her was a bag with a change of clothes, her scrapbook, and all the cash she could squirrel away in the past six months. After the revolution and the fall of Berlin, she and Theo were the only survivors. They never had much in common, but after losing everyone else, they were both terrified of being alone. They married soon after, and rented this shabby apartment on the outskirts of a nondescript industrial city. Annette hated it. It seemed the only time they even spoke to each other was to pick fights, his trying to get her to have another flashback, or her teasing him for crying out Lise's name and sobbing in bed. It would be fair to say they hated each other, and today, Annette was finally going to be free of him.
Almost out of gas, she pulled into a station. She flipped through her photo album, looking at the faces of all the friends she lost. She watched children smiling and people laughing with one another as they went in and out of the convenience store. She knew she would never have that, but, was it too much to hope for? One Day? She closed her scrapbook and drove home, back to Theo.
>>138931955
Farka is my waifu. She still counts as one right?
>>138931958
>more
We will never get to hear Yukarin's savage, deep anime Beato voice again.
Anyone got their giftbag from the kickstarter yet?
>>138932081
She seems to really enjoy her role.
>>138932092
We should ask Stalker.
>>138932047
>>138932057
>>138932092
Might as well learn Japanese considering it would be faster then waiting for the fucking translation.
>>138932119
>Farka
>She still counts as one right?
No, because everyone is Farka. You're also Farka.
>>138932208
But she isn't multiple waifus, that's what I mean
>>138932026
This Beatrix is so seductive. I really wish the anime one would ara~ara.
>>138932195
>learning moonrunes
That's too hard senpai
>>138932094
moar please
>>138932246
Nope. Everyone in the Werewolf battalion is Farka. So, that's multiple waifus desu!
>>138932026
How sexual will her voice be next episode when Theo fucks her?
>>138932447
Screw you guys, I will marry her anyway! All of them! It'll be a huge wedding
>>138932411
>>138932094
Gretel died, Beatrix will execute Irisdina, and the Theodor will make the bitch suffer! I think I see a couple in the show: Anett Eberbach lol!
>>138932119
>She still counts as one right?
Nope
>>138932525
You'd marry them, even knowing what Axmann put them through?
>>138932525
>tfw I would be totally okay with Beatrix being as blatantly evil as she is in the anime as long as she loved me
Why do I find evil women so attractive?
>tfw you're Farka but everyone steals your name
>>138932568
Yes, I will heal them and we'll be happy together
>>138932585
>Why do I find evil women so attractive?
Because you're masochist!
>>138926356
>Last name Bridges
>American father
uhhh?
>>138932585
When they're as hot as Beatrix, it's natural. Even Theo thinks she's a semen demon and he wants to kill her.
>>138932525
considering how they all died either blown up or squashed in some other form, you'll basically be marrying a giant can of ragout and bones
>>138932602
>>138932556
We are Farka.
>>138932631
>father
anta full baka
>>138932649
Those aren't even a tenth of all Farkas. And we'll follow the Lise route so most of them will live
>>138932026
>That Lise voice
Goddamn what a fucking angel. Terrifying when you make her upset yet so cheerful and carefree when talking about her Onii-chan.I want to save her
>>138932450
>tfw all the previous episodes squeaks and squeals have just been buildup for penetration
I'm going to rip my dick off fapping next episode. I'm going to ruin my manhood because Beatrix's death deserves it.
>>138932649
>implying
One of them had their TSF head blown away.
https://u.pomf.is/lkpjly.webm
Meaning the person or body inside is somewhat fine.
>>138932622
That's the thing, I don't want that evil mentality directed at me. Tender and devoted to me while being an evil killer to the rest of the world just does something to both my heart and my dick.
>>138930801
>>138931623
>>138932737
our name is farka for we are many
Who's gonna protect Theo's smile?
>>138932760
just need some lube and your ok even if she is dead
>>138932081
It's a damn shame Kobayashi Yuu didn't get a role for someone nutty, she'd fit right in.
>>138932816
Katia duh
>>138932816
Takeru will protect his smile.
>>138932760
And you think rebel scum just left the Farka alone?
>>138932931
Ultimateverse Takeru's a fag.
>>138932931
if anything, in one TDA universe its almost sure Takeru killed Theo for his stupid terrorist fuckery
>>138932931
he can't even protect his own smile
>>138932955
As if they could do anything against Farka's numerical advantage. At least a quarter of the rebels is Farka anyway
Did I hear that right? Did Beatrix pronounce "KGB" as KAAGEEBEE?
that's not how you'd pronounce it in Russian or in English, is that how you'd pronounce it in German?
>this entire episode
>>138933165
This needs a Farka version
>>138933073
It's the exact same way you'd pronounce it in any slavic language, with slightly less elongated vowels
>>138933073
i'm slav(slovenia) and that is how we pronounce it in my country. Don't know if russians do it too.
>>138933073
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Ru-KGB.ogg
>>138932094
the sex between those two must be awkward as fuck
>>138933195
>>138933211
But
>>138933217
that sounds nothing like "kaageebee".
>it's March 21st
>still no sign of Extra release
>>138932991
>didn't see the Seed Destiny remastered ED
Takeru can and will save and protect Theo's smile, just as He saved his wayward flock.
>>138932955
Some HEAT penetrations.
I'm surprised SM doesn't get more guro.
>>138932816
Katia's children
So is Beatrix being genuine with the whole Jurgen shit? From Iris comment, it seems like she's just using it as an excuse to work out her evil nature.