I hope they don't fuck up Katia's speech next episode.
PSA from the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit
2. Ideological work — the most important element in the development
of the SED to a party of the Katja type.
The I. Party Congress determined that “the first task in the development of the
SED to a party of the Katja type is to strengthen the ideological-political education of
party members and particularly functionaries in the spirit of Katjaism-Theoism.”
The battle against “bullying,” which means to frighten or intimidate Katja, is not
carried out with sufficient energy. It is for this reason that the draft decision
“The Present Situation and Tasks of the SED” for the III. Party Congress explicitly says:
“The mastering of Katjaist-Theoist theory can only grow out of the battle against the influence
of bullying ideology in the ranks of the older-brother class.”
By law only Genosse Theodore can bully Katia.
Es lebe die Deutsche Demokratische Republik
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpp208_pink-floyd-the-final-cut-film-complete-1983_music
Official Schwarzesmarken soundtrack by Roger Waters of Pink Floyd is the best fit for current events, comrades.
Also, commissar Gretel just got the Puhdy's last album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxITXgetyQw
>>138707387
Lise is the Mika of Muv Luv.
What does she even have to say?
>>138707476
PEACE OUT MOTHERFUCKERS
Berlin Wall falls.
>>138707476
TEAR
DOWN
THIS
WALL
Does she piss herself while doing it?
Best Girls!
>>138707598
No, but Beato pisses herself when she hears it.
>>138707598
Nobody can see her pee herself behind that desk anyway.
>>138707515
>>138707523
>Following the political ideals of a 18 years old
bravo rebels
on the plus side the Palast der Republik is secured
>>138707476
TheoxKatia OTP
>>138707645
>18 year old
Katia is 15.
>>138707599
Right here
>>138707645
>what is figurehead
Katia`s function is to stop Theo from becoming Terrordore.
For a time.
>>138707599
>both underestimate what plucky teenage protagonists can do to help or hinder them
>best anything
Best jokes, maybe.
>>138707645
She's 15.
Also, the Chinese translator over on the wiki had this to say on Lise/Beatrix:
>When I was translating her own story,I felt something strange. See from Theo she was in an evil force,so she was of evil; but see from herself, she was great and with a strong heart,everyone who was in her place would do like her, yeah, what she had done was right and rational.
>As a matter of fact, in China, many fans paid attention to her. Not only for she had a property of slut, but also for she was different from other characters. In all muv-luv series maybe she was the only character who was mostly like a real person.
>>138707682
On a previous threads the given ages where
Theo/Lise=18
Sylwia=19
Walter=29
Iris=23
Pham=22
Gretel=20
Annette=18
If that is the case that's even worst
Talking about that, who was the head of state of this new goverment
what's going to happen to the SED?
>>138707691
Team REMOVE STASY EVERYWHERE.
Beatrix really fucked with the wrong people.
>>138707716
I wouldn't take 15 year old seriously either if I was their age.
>>138707741
I guess Watanabe never figured out that SM suffers from unreliable narration. This is fucking obvious if you read Requiem, where Gretel and Lise will outright contradict what Theo says happened.
>>138707750
This
Both girls will remove Stasi shits all the way to Berlin
>>138707747
That was me, you dunce, and I made that in response to somebody asking me what the other characters ages were after I said Katia is 15.
>>138707747
How old is Beatrix? She looks like she'd be in her late 20's, early 30's to me.
>>138707826
ok then, why they still choose a 15 year old as their figure
>>138707891
Because she's the daughter of the guy who lead the previous rebellion. Pay attention.
>>138707876
slightly younger than Iris, but probably the same age.
>>138707876
She turned 23 like 3-4 weeks before the start of SM.
>>138707939
So? does political knowledge transmits by osmosis. I don't think so
The point is that se is young and naive
>>138708008
Did anime beatrix celebrate by lining up civilians and acting a as a one man shooting squad?
![maxresdefault[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1ccjjwh.jpg "maxresdefault[3].jpg")
>>138707691
someone with good mspaint skil
>>138708026
The point is that she's a great figurehead. Heim is the one who does the actual leading.
Though given how utterly incompetent he is, Katia would probably -still- be a better choice for overall leader than him.
Can't wait for Katia's route where Theo takes over the rebellion himself and goes full Master.
>>138708046
More than that. Remember that time in TE's second episode where a Take showed up to be cool and carved through tank classes?
It was kinda like that except with a giant crowd of Stasi.
Has BETA successfully conquered Australia's wild life and used it to strengthen itself in this alternate universe?
>>138707461
Poland AIDS
>>138708070
Totally
>>138708071
Katia is all MUH PEACE and little more
>While you're up here 'fighting for peace', tons of blood is being shed on the ground. Some peace, kid.
Heim can't lead for shit he has zero initative and weak authority
>>138708146
I think it would have an opposite effect. BETA would become drunkards.
>>138708164
Katia is unified german nation, which is as counterrevolutionary as it gets. I don`t know how one must watch SM to miss that.
>>138708146
Australia is Hell's Mouth, there's no chance of mere aliens conquering it.
>>138708160
Poland
An Incredible Delicious Sylwia
>>138708202
He's a moron who argues via ace combat quotes, ignore him.
>>138708202
It's not a bad unificationas long as the BRD joins the DDR
>>138708263
I just want the next part in Gretel the Union Girl story.
>>138708249
Stay salty<<buddy>>
>>138708280
Me too
Gretel leading the proletariat revolution when?
>>138708294
You're just a retarded shitposter who needs to fuck off to the board you crawled from.
>>138708333
Why are you so upset?
Tell me where the demon lord touched you
*foggots*
*side-characterfags*
Fuck off back to >>>/MAL/ or >>>/AnimeSuki/
>>138708071
I'd rather have Beatrix as my ahoge figurehead to be honest.
>>138708409
Katia doesn't murder civilians.
Beatrix does.
>>138708459
Executions =/= Murder
>>138708496
>muh orders
>>138708496
She indiscriminately opens fire on anyone going at the Berlin wall.
>>138708409
She's an emotionally scarred, suicidally depressed woman in the LNs and a sadistic sociopath in the anime.
I don't think either would make a good leader.
>>138708459
Technically speaking the rebellion she endorses is killing civilians as collateral. They're exclusively fighting in East Berlin.
How do you think, we will get a flash-forward of Theodor as Master at the end of episode 12?
>>138708564
That has little to do with what I'm saying, which is that Katia herself does not open fire on civilians or encourage/order others to do so.
>>138708580
I sure hope so.
>>138708409
Beatrix and Iris compete to see who has less screentime in the anime.
>>138708607
Why?
>>138707387
Oh, we will.
>>138708611
Beatrix didn't get a lot of pagetime in the LNs either, unless you include the side material like TSFiA or Requiem.
>>138708611
good fight
>>138708639
It would be a great conclusion for him as a character, keeping in with bleak SM tone.
Fuck happy ends.
>>138708646
Pinochet would be first to support.
>>138708496
>>138708533
Not even on the final days of the DDR there where indicriminate shootings by the border guard
>>138708677
Would you give Beatrix a helicopter ride?
>>138708677
Free helicopter rides sempai?
>>138708738
>>138708766
Oh, I`d be right stuff as fuck with Beato.
>>138708677
>>138708766
Daily reminder that Honecker went to exile into Chile
>>138708823
Hitler approves
>>138708854
Deutchmarks they are a`calling.
>>138708738
No you terrible person.
>>138708934
>not Ernst Thälmann
comrade pls
>>138708934
>>138708934
Do you want a helicopter ride?
>>138709042
I think I'm losing my sanity observing this image?
Is this another Stasi plot?
>>138709075
You wish.
>>138708934
>>138708766
>>138708987
>>138708886
This was a great leader
>>138709207
Except you`ve posted a failure.
Picrelated is a great leader.
>>138709253
KANE LIVES IN DEATH
>>138707821
>There will never be a sidestory about Anett taking the front lines again to show up Akane during the retaking of Europe
>>138709253
DEATH TO GDI
>>138709276
PEACE THROUGH POWER
>>138709207
is Iris?
>>138708738
>>138708823
>>138708918
Imagine her in your helicopter, tied up and squirming of the floor like a worm. Occasionally, she'll turn her head towards you and glare at you, angry tears in her eyes as the curses she hurls at you are silenced by the gag in her mouth. When you become agitated, you'd reach down and slap her or give her a good kick to the stomach. As you approach the sea, she grows more restless, so you beat her harder, even strangling her at one point. It's enough to leave ugly bruises around her pretty neck. She seems to get the idea after that and lays still, her muffled sobbing filling the cab. There's one last burst of energy from her as your helicopter stops above the sea. You can't tell if she's pleading or cursing you once more, but it doesn't matter. You kick her bloodied, bruised face, and contemptuously roll her off the helicopter.
Good riddance!
>>138709301
bugger
>>138709305
THE TECHNOLOGY OF PEACE
>>138709361
Beautiful women should be used for creating offspring, not throwing into the sea.
>>138709361
>giving BiS Beatrix a helicopter ride
No! Wait! This isn't what I meant or wanted at all!
>>138709314
yep!!!!!
>Count Irisdina Saazbaum Bernhard Troyard
So post-F4 TSFs have really light armor akin to a plane's, right?
Wouldn't a up-armoured TSF be better when it comes to fighting TSFs?
As soon as you get something that can resist 36mm AP autocannons, they either have to hit you with the 120mm or they're fucked.
>>138709361
Pinochet approves.
>>138709399
She was a commie
>>138709302
Show them no mercy FOR THEY DESERVE NONE.
Kane would be right at home in ML.
>>138707599
dubs speak the truth.
>>138709456
the primary purpose of a TSF is still to fight BETA
America get out
does make me wonder how effective TSA armor is
>>138709541
>Beato
>commie
0/10
>>138709421
He posted with a BiS image, so I decided to use BiS Beatrix. I should've written the prologue where I lured her to the helicopter with sweet lies. Teenage Beatrix looks like the type who'd be easy to deceive with a fake smile and a little bit of kindness.
But I can't really feel too bad for her considering the evil bitch she grows up to be. Worst of all, she tries to fuck up best girl Katia, which is absolutely unforgivable.REMOVE STASI
>>138709619
begone Katiafag
>>138709596
TSA are just gun platforms. They're fucked the moment they get into close combat. They're just heavily built because of their armament.
>>138709541
Beatrix doesn't really believe in communism. She's more of a totalitarian, but that's only because she believes that a firm hand on the DDR is required if she's to save the rest of Europe.
>>138709619
I'd rather fantasize about nicer things, like having BiS Beatrix and BiS Ursula sucking my cock at the same time. Maybe while Beatrix is rubbing my dick between her fat tits. Iris can go masturbate in the corner or something.
>>138709675
You'd have to kick off 2/3rds of the posters here to get rid of all of us.
>>138709619
>sweet lies
One free helicopter ride for communism! Off to the death camp she went.
>>138709735
nice made up numbers
>>138709745
What about planes? Concrete shoes were the shit where I live
>>138709361
She isn't swimming so well now, is she?
>>138709781
From what I've seen, there's probably more Katia and Gretel fags then anyone else.
>>138709837
We have a coalition.
>>138709837
It depends. Yurop /a/ has way more Beatrix and Lise fags while American /a/ is more into Katia and Gretel.
>>138709872
Amongst who?
Threadly reminder to watch Future War 198X, for it is awesome. Jazz soundtrack on vinyl!
>>138709980
HA HA time for Red Dragon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unrtTjTujgM
Bizon Gerafil - Zogilia's Admin
>>138709980
Too bad the rip is terrible.
>>138710028
Holy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIOIMw0QpAg
I really ought to play this.
>>138710217
Too bad that Eugen nerfed it with the last patch
>>138710107
beatrix nervous
>>138710107
WATASE AOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>138709913
Yuropoor here, I like all listed.
>>138707387
So next episode is going to be a Beatrix heavy one. She might even kill Schmidt (though they might change his death like Lise's). What terrible shit are you expecting her to do?
>>138711002
Flay his family alive in front of his face.
>>138711002
Schmidt being the reasonable one and Beatrix betraying him out of nowhere
>>138711002
Schmidt gunned down because Beatrix wants all the power.
No mention of her trying to arrest people pre-Ursula speech, just have her show up and go on a slaughtering spree.
>>138711002
Redo that Lise pasta with Laser-class sounds and napalm with sunglasses and you got anime Beatrix.
>>138711002
Schmidt attempts to pull in her sadistic tendencies and she kills him for it. No Walter conversation either, because that would give her sympathy points, just have her kill him. We could keep Sylwia dying when she dives in front of stasi gunfire to protect civvies though.
>>138711143
I'll leave it here for those that can actually write something. Also, it makes me laugh even though I am a lisefag
In October 1982, Lise Hohenstein met with the Vietnamese families of BETA victims. After a brief interview in which she expressed her condolences and hope for closure, she reportedly burst out laughing and made Laser class noises and mimicked two F-4's dropping napalm. Lise then picked up the deformed child of a deformed victim and whispered into her ear "Vietnam fucking shits, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attacks on the small child. The child was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Lisey Lise became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
>>138711143
In December 1982, Beatrix Brehme met with the Vietnamese families of BETA victims. After a brief interview in which she expressed her condolences and hope for closure, she reportedly burst out laughing and made Laser class noises and mimicked two F-4's dropping napalm. Beatrix then picked up the deformed child of a deformed victim and whispered into her ear "Vietnam fucking shits, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attacks on the small child. The child was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Brehme became visibly sexually aroused and crushed the reporter's balls.
>>138711222
Fits all too perfectly.
>>138711222
>Brehme became visibly sexually aroused and crushed the reporter's balls.
>>138711222
>and made Laser class noises and mimicked two F-4's dropping napalm.
I'm trying to synthesize these Beato-produced noises in my head but all end up getting is me giggling like a school girl.
>>138711222
This shit wasted those trips.
>>138711455
I`m sure lasers are giggling when frying shit.
They are moe, after all.
>>138711222
Tell me about Beatrix. Why does she crush the balls? A lot of ingredients for himbeertorte.
>>138711455
It'd probably still somehow manage to be sexually suggestive.
>>138711786
Anime Beatrix is nowhere near as sensual as her VN counterpart.
>>138707387
Someone post the Pham death webm please
>nice ass
>>138712083
>>138712132
>>138712364
>literally no ass
>>138712394
You're blind.
>>138711534
tomboy
>>138712425
You are Irish.
>>138712508
You're only embarrassing yourself here, man.
>>138712546
You are only embarrassing yourself here if you think that is an "ass", man.
>>138712591
Nah, I'm pretty confident that I'm right and you're just a moron.
>>138712364
>>138712425
>>138712546
Where is the ass? She has literal pancake cheeks, that is garbage tier.
>>138712633
Niggers aren't welcome in socialism.
>>138712619
Nah, you are just a faggot lolicon who has no taste.
>>138712658
>socialism
Only white-skinned niggers like Slavs like socialism in the first place, you sub-human trash.
>>138712722
Don't you have a megacorp dick to suck and lifelong loan to pay off?
>>138712666
>666
Trips speak truth.
>>138712769
>says the man who thinks that pancake posterior qualifies as an ass
Whatever you say, Serbshit.
>>138712810
That's clearly some nice ass Ursula has on her.
Now get out of here, debt-ridden nigger.
>>138712851
>That's clearly some nice ass
There is no "ass", you Slavic sub-human garbage. Get AIDs like all the Russians love.
>>138712851
>debt-ridden nigger
Fun fact: just because one likes a notable ass on their women doesn't make them "niggers". If you want to poison the well, at least do a better job of it creatively speaking.
>>138712979
Her ass is fine, I don't know what else but a nigger to call someone who wants basketballs for buttocks on a girl that's not even 5 feet high.
>>138713083
Anon, I am not even the one you are arguing with and I can tell you that her ass is not fine
Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7CC7i6brEI
>>138713083
>Her ass is fine
She has no ass.
>Who wants basketballs for buttocks
No one said that.
>on a girl that's not even 5 feet high
Because she's a fucking pettanko loli type, she has no fucking curves at all.
As Lise's broken mind was finally beginning to be pieced back together with the baling wire of powerful psychotropic medications, it became clear that she wanted to resume the more physical aspects of her relationship with her brother. Theo, for his part, was reluctant to do anything behind his wife's back. Luckily, there was a work-around available to them.
Ursula was now a dazed heap of bliss lying in Lise's hospital bed. Theo had only willing to make love to his sister if his wife was okay with it, and the easiest way to sell that was by presenting Lise as a way to spice up their own relationship. Lise, who obviously wanted her brother to herself, dispatched the younger woman with trained precision. Mere moments after stripping down to the corset she wore hidden under her clothes, Ursula had forgotten her own name.
Lise and Theo moved to the sofa, where Lise straddled her brother, locking her arms and legs around him. Theo, for his part, thrusted into his sister with enthusiasim. They kissed occasionally, but Theo was mostly preoccupied with burying his face in Lise's ample bosom. Despite bearing several children and breast feeding them all, Ursula's own chest couldn't compare to this.
Lise was holding back tears of joy as she wrapped herself around her brother one last time, forcing him to come inside. Exhausted, they slumped onto the cushions and lay in each other's arms until the warm light of the setting sun poked into the room. Visiting hours would soon be over. Theo awoke to the feeling of someone stroking his hair. He looked up, and saw his wife sitting beside him. “Wait! When did you...”
Ursula giggled, “It's OK, take your time.”
>>138709301
>those perky nipples
>>138713536
Yes.
You say "socialism" and burgercuck is shitting his pants in scattershot already. Good.
>>138713784
You sound mad, irrelevant third world nobody.
>>138713840
Right on command, bravo.
>>138713840
Like clockwork.
PACT PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>>138713800
West is Best
>>138713893
Where is the pants shitting? You are just baiting and getting called out for it.
>>138713913
They train them well in burgerstan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VhQxqH8KuI
>If only uncle saddam was here to fight the BETA
Imagine Bagdad Bob in a TSF explaining how the BETA will crumble beneath the power of Iraq
>>138713946
The funniest part is you really don`t understand.
>>138714021
I understand how autistic you are, yes. Would you like a further explanation by the chain of replies you've made so far detailing you're derailment at being called out for not knowing what an ass is to being Anti-American, my cute little Slavic sub-human?
>>138714064
*your
>>138714064
Again, bravo. Don`t mind me, just keep going!
Is this a /pol/ approved anime?
>>138714108
So no rebuttal? Cool.
>>138714137
Somewhat.
>>138714154
>rebuttal
Why?
>>138713230
Yuimoto armpits!
>>138714168
>makes a bunch of retarded posts
>only returns with one-liner responses
Seems like he's a textbook retard and lost his shit as soon as more then one anon called him out on the whole Katia ass thing.
>>138714187
Why isn't anyone Boening her?
>>138714137
If you want it to be.
>>138714187
Gretel armpits!
>>138709687
Whoever goes for helicopter rides is a commie. The helicopter is never wrong.
>>138714244
Socialism!
>>138714248
Because she is a cunt
>>138714248
Bcause a much older Yuuya returns and fucks her in the timeskip after Ouka.
Cryska, Yui and Inia are my waifus.
>>138713970
>tfw you will never ride a Humvee in a desert in early 2000s
>tfw you will never remove BETA with pals
>>138714248
Because Yuimoto is mine
>>138714323
>Yuimouto
>a cunt
Fuck off.
>>138714290
I rode a helicopter once.
It was awful.
>>138714341
>multiple waifus
>>138713536
What did Lise do to poor Katia?!
>>138714443
Are you new? The Cryska/Inia/Yui waifufag has been doing this for years. Same with the "Chizuru best Muv-Luv" guy.
>>138714290
I may be a Beato-fag, but the man is right, the commie killing helicopter is never wrong
>>138714499
Does not it makes it less disgusting
I love how every one of these threads is always a literal copy pasta of the last. Especially the first several fucking posts. Hilarious.
>>138712633
Katia has development and screentime.
Beatrix and Iris live with their false images created by psdeudos readers Light novel, which are retarded waifufags obsessed by 2d waifushits who helped overrate and overvalue these two generic and stereotyped characters.
Iris and Beatrix are characters: generic - no development - stereotype, poorly written - retarded's plot convenience - shit personality - internal struggle - unidimensional - no internal conflicts - no pov - no inner monologues - shallow - no depth - brand. Their quality comes down to things futile as: fanservice material, beautiful and sexy.
>>138714558
foggot
>>138714558
What does this have to do with Katia having a flat tiny ass?
>>138714547
Damn straight son!
>>138714547
>killing commies instead of transforming them into natsoc
Adios mi general, adios.
>>138714712
Hi, union girl.
>>138714558
you's my idol.
>>138714724
>being Natsoc
Thats almost as bad as being a godless commie. Almost.
>>138714894
Provide your vision.
>>138709837
Europe has best taste, cockroach-loving murrilards pls go.
>>138714944
U SERB
>>138714930
Libertarianism except we give commies free helicopter rides.
>>138715003
>echos buy land on the border
>let in taco without estraint
Enjoy your (((liberty))) goyim!
>>138714944
Anyone who loves Katia and Gretel can't be a bad person.
>>138714988
Problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZpcJkcTd7g
>>138714940
>>138715082
I was helping our scattershot friend.
>>138714267
>>138714930
If a spic, pic related. If not, the same, without a Empire. The modern concept of nation is a invention of the liberals anyway, and is insufficient to mantain a country for long.
>>138714944
That's mostly because Americans tend to be a reactionary, obsessed with punishment, and incapable of analysis or nuance. It's why you see so many edgy, ill researched "X should be fed into a wood chipper" posts in the daytime.
>>138715067
There won't be any echos because they're all commies.
>This thread.
>>138715149
Irish will take their place.
>>138715120
Come with me if you want to liveGretel storming the Palast der Republik when
>>138715130
>catholicism
>denying nation
Don`t you have enough poz already? Why do you want even more?
>>138715089
Not an argument
>>138715210
I`d fly in DA CHOPPA with adorable commissar, throwing out all manner of stuff.
>>138715130
Carlos V best emperor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEV2d610A3o
>>138715278
I got you covered
>>138715073
>shitty moeblob and homussar bitch
Murrilard please
>>138709253
>>138709276
>>138709302
>>138709305
C&C ANIME FUCKING WHEN?
>>138715404
Not soon enough!
>>138715371
I`d rather put you into Hind. Comrade must be protected by proper armor.
Plus you still can deploy 8 SERBIAN VOLUNTEERS.
>>138715396
>talking shit about Gretel
>>138715240
>poz
I don't get what AIDS has to do with this discussion.Also pre-V2 Catholicism is so different from modern "Catholicism", that you could classify modern Catholics as Protestants by pre 1950 standards.
>>138715396
There's no reason to start shit.
>>138715461
Even with weapon load it still can carry troops
Have a Hind
>>138715580
>tfw you will never fly into battle in an mi-24 Hind
>>138715635
>>138715635
>you will never pelt the commissar with snowballs
>>138715682
You actually can, in Africa, as WO at least.
They`re BETA anyway, so don`t conserve ammo.
>>138715727
All in good humor, I hope?
Commissar is to be cherished.
>>138715727
I'd love to, but my pension would probably suffer for it.
>>138715778
Of course, all in good spirit
>>138715832
You won't be alive enough to see your pension, just do it.
Live in the now.
>>138715751
I imagine a Hind with commissar and SERBIAN VOLUNTEERS looking out very shy from the hills while Kamov is doing the raping.
>>138716060
Funny enough, This is how the US thought the Kamov might look like.
Looks more like the attack helis from red alert 3.
>>138716060
And Frogfoot air support
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX_AvU7B1y4
