Been a while since we had this. Now with Keit-ai getting an anime, is time to get the cogs going and create something even greater.
"There is no way I can fall in love with my bully target"
Hibimaru Gin is the new transfer student to Eeh High. He thought it would be a nice way to finish his last year in high school with nothing but a tranquil year. Too bad, he is the new target for the three most famous bullies in Eeh High. They might be all girls, but their strength and connection with the other yankees are nothing to laugh at. By spilling strawberry milk all over the three bullies he signed his peaceful high school life goodbye.
But Gin is no ordinary guy, everything he does, he does 100% with his heart and soul. So fetching melon pan for his bullies, he does it with a smile, on time and wholeheartedly. Which honestly rubs the bullies a whole fucking lot. They try to figure out new ways to break him, but they never work. With time, he get to them to open up, and what is this? P-perhaps they are starting to fall in love with their bully target?!
Is time to learn the meaning of YOUTH, growing up and LOVE.
Yeah fuck, I tried too hard with the last part, you can ignore it.
>Semen Demon
So there's this guy who has a crush on a girl, and he's building up the courage to ask her out. When he finally does, he writes her a letter (cliche love letter and all that) and meets her behind the school. Right after he confesses, but before he can hear her response, she gets chomped by a demon right in front of him.
As he stares at the demon in shock while it lunges at him, a demon hunter who had been chasing the demon in question arrives and fends it off, saving his life. However, she is unable to prevent it from fleeing, and thus continues to chase it. Left with nothing but the memories of that unbelievable experience, the guy goes home in shock, unable to comprehend what just happened and convincing himself that he'd been so worked up over confessing that he'd driven himself to delusions.
The next day, the girl the guy had a crush on appears at school as normal, but at lunchtime she comes to him and asks if she can speak with him alone. He agrees, and they move to the roof, which nobody else is on because it's close to winter and most people wouldn't be eating out in the cold. The girl confesses to the guy, pulls him in for an embrace, and goes for a kiss, but right before their lips touch the girl's head explodes and her body collapses. The boy, face covered in gore, falls down and watches in horror as the girl's body starts to move and her head regenerates, but is soon pulled back by the same demon hunter who saved him the day before.
>>134602394
This plot is about a copypasta. A copypasta whichfound a way.
A user on an anonymous imageboard writes a plot in a "write a plot" thread. The anon loves his posts so much that from then on he would post the post on such threads, to the point it became a copypasta. This would go on for a few years.
All of a sudden, the copypasta spread outside the threads, and now it's become so prevalent that the community is torn between those who found it funny and those who found it to be a forced meme. It became so prevalent that even Japanese imageboards took notice.
Finally, someone made a fake trailer about the plot. And that, is how itfound a way.Seriously though, an anime about how Keit-ai came to be and how it became so widespread would be a lot better than a Keit-ai anime itself.
>>134602394
Virtual Sky Lanterns.
>>134603003
Too serious. Too much work, too much potential.
>>134602394
>Historically Inaccurate: Jesus Assassin
Our protagonist is shot and killed by an assassin.
But not just any assassin: a magic one.
He's cursed so his bullets turn his targets into famous historical figures, but because he never missess the vitals, this is inconsequential.
However, this time the bullet turns our protagonist into Jesus Christ, so after three days he resurrects and swears revenge.
He tracks down his killer by following the bodies of dead famous people, but finds out that because he's Jesus, he's not allowed to directly kill anyone.
So he has to get a magic spear that has the power to kill the main character of any book it impales, then follow his killer around and write a biography about him
To finally kill him
>>134602738
W-when does the semen part come in?
>>134602738
So Scumbag Loser but less interesting?
>>134602394
A _____ falls in love with a _____.
Unable to _____, _____ is gifted with by a _____ machina with the _____'s phone number. Never minding the strange _____, _____ immediately calls _____, and is overjoyed to find out that _____ has a _____ on _____ as well.
But, the next day, when _____ recounts the previous day's _____ to the _____, _____ only looks at him with a _____. After some investigation, _____ finds out that the _____ _____ called is not the same _____ he fell in love with. In fact, _____ doesn't exist in this _____ at all. _____ is the _____'s alternate _____ counterpart, who has fallen in love with the _____'s own _____, who too is blissfully unaware of _____ crush.
Hijinks ensue as _____ strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private _____ in order to equip the other with the _____ they need to conquer the heart of their _____. While _____ chase their respective _____, _____ ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the _____ of _____.
>Hero wakes up one day and realizes he has super powers
>Upon further inspection he also finds that has the number 100 tattooed on his chest
>In that same day a world threatening force appears
>MC somehow manages to defeat the ultra super mega boss in that same day
>After beating the boss, the MC immediately wakes up in his bed
>ItWasAllADream.Biggie
>Upon further inspection he finds that he has the number 99 now tattooed on his chest
>Super bad guys appear again
>MC assumes he got this and goes to fight the bad guys again
>Gets his ass kicked
>Turns out he lost his super powers
>Discovers that he has a new, different power quickly after
>Hero must figure out how to beat bad guy with new power or the universe is destroyed or some shit
>Every day he wakes up with a new power
>Sometimes it's useless shit like being invisible when nobody's around, etc
>Chest tattoo counts down every time he wakes up
>Hilarity ensues.
Shit Tier but I know I'd watch it if it were a thing.
>>134602394
>Now with Keit-ai getting an anime
Anon. . .
So.
We have these 4 or 5 fairies, I dunno.
And they are dumb, retarded even.
They play outside, pull jokes on each other and shit.
Obviously they all have superpowers.
One of them can see very very far.
So while they were playing and making fun of the dark nipples one of the fairies has, the eye one sees far far away an ass pointing directly at her.
She thought somebody was insulting her, so she gets mad. They ask her where did she see that, and she says "I think it's in mars".
So they build a ship with the involuntary help of a scientist fairy (they kidnapped her)
They fly to mars on a trip of 6 days. Unfortunately the science fairy forgot to install a bathroom, so they had to shit and pee on a bag in the corner of the ship.
They arrive to mars where they come across with the mars fairies, who are nearly as dumb but not as much, and cuter even.
Eye fairy starts calling them out because of the ass situation.
Turns out these martian fairies were just having a camp outside and one of them had to poop, so that was what she was.
Anyways, earth fairies said fuck that and challenge the martian fairies to a battle.
Martian fairies are stronger at first, but then get defeated by the smell of the earth fairies, seeing as they have not showered in 6 days.
Full of joy, the earth fairies boast their victory upon the martians, but then a martian fairy who apparently is the boss of the little girl-scout fairies that got beaten shows up and easily defeats our protagonists.
They then had them get rid of their clothes, pulled them to a bath and imprisoned them for causing trouble in mars.
But then one of the fairies says "we can go home if we use my superpower. I can create portals to anywhere"
Everyone freaks out as they realize how dumb they were. They beat up the portal fairy for not saying so earlier and return to earth on a blink.
And that's episode one.
>>134603395
If you made it more serious, I would watch it. Like how everyone gets fucked over the days when he get a shitty power.
>>134603563
Pretty much sounds like a gag manga to me.
Hell, I'd believe you if you told me that it was already a thing, honestly.
>>134603436
>>134603642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zscr1k_A36E
>Not knowing it's fake
It's an NHK PSA that somebody edited because you're all idiots.
>>134603707
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is shocked when the girl is suddenly punched into a door by a stranger. But before he can be punched as well, he is saved by a skateboarding loli who calls him Daddy. It turns out she's his daughter from the future who's there to help him get together with her mother so that she'd be born. However, since the mother is lying on the floor as a door, the two wonder what to do, when they are suddenly recruited by an agency called Supernatural, Paranormal, and Extraterrestrial Countermeasure Agency (shortened as SPECA). The agency, comprised of Christmas Cakes that can adapt and adjust to magic or ESP, is investigating the sudden increase of doors in the world, and has narrowed the cause down to a murder club that makes doors by punching people so hard they turn into a door. Each day, a person is turned into a door by them every 0.56 seconds.
The future daughter is initiated into the Yuri Cake harem, but the boy, not wanting to cause an uproar among the Agency female operatives, joins only as a Top-Secret Operative. His assignment is also entirely different; he is given a V.S.L.D (Virtual Sky Lantern Device). This device contains six chambers, each chamber can hold a 'LANTERN'. These LANTERNS contain energized prayers that can obliterate targets when shot.
Unfortunately, the director's daughter, Takumie Sudo, knows of the boy. She fell in love with the boy long time ago, but unable to confess, she becomes an Androgyny Dyke, and she is all out to destroy whatever relationships the boy has with his daughter.
The boy, his daughter, and Takumie now have to work together unwillingly to stop the leader of the murder club from turning more people into doors. But WHY is he doing all this? That's right, the bastard wantsWORLD PEACE!!
I think I'll call it 'Kono KEIotikku Monogatari wa TAIhen na mono desuyone'(This CHAOTIC Story is a Big Fucking Mess), or KEITAI for short.
An eroge somehow gains sentience due to some magic, and a thriving self-sufficient virtual world is created. As a "player" comes in and starts playing around unaware of all this, the citizens become aware that their world is fake. This is the journey where an eroge attempts to break into the real world.
>>134603707
>He thinks >>134603642 is the same as>>134603805
One is a 30 sec NHK short, the other is a movie.
>>134603707
Same studio, different works stupid.
>>134603843
Alternatively, a 2D anime vidya girl falls in love with a 3D gamer.
https://youtu.be/x3Se6b0mjVE
>>134604005
What?
>>134604096
There currently two animated works being labeled as Keit-ai. One is the new movie that just got announced, the first pic, the second is an old PV that got memed a month or two ago. Everyone knows is not Keit-ai, but giving the showing of mobile phones, distant love, teenagers, star crossed lovers theme, is basically Keit-ai in a nutshell.
We all just having fun numbnuts.
>>134603707
>Not knowing it's fake
Somebody is literally retarded.
>>134604202
>There currently two animated works being labeled as Keit-ai
It's like Robotech all over again.
Someone post Virtual Lanterns
I'll make it a comic or something
WITNESS ME
A romance series written in omnibus format where there are 5 girls and there are 5 episodes dedicated to each girl. Halfway through, the first girl becomes self-aware and remembers her turn and she's now out to kill MC for cheating on her, even though he doesn't remember his own confession from the first route.
A slice of life anime about what it's like maintaining a 3D girlfriend.
https://youtu.be/nqWqhkBKd14
It was once tradition for people to create sky lanterns, sending their prayers along up towards the heavens and hoping their messages would be answered. An app available for augmented reality devices renovates this ancient tradition: personal handwritten requests are now contained in virtual sky lanterns, publicly released into the night sky.
People carrying AR devices, such as contact lenses, smartphones or glasses, can see these messages under the viewing options. The plot follows two individuals encountering each other in a city, competing to answer these sky lanterns.
One of the individuals is a young woman volunteering for the recognition. She desires to improve her karma profile, a popular online trend designed to record altruistic actions. The second character is a heartbroken young man answering the sky lanterns to cope with separation.
Discovering these motives fosters concern. The young woman sees the young man answering the sky lanterns as an excuse to neglect the losses he suffered. The young man sees the young woman as a lonely person using the sky lanterns in hopes of find meaning in her vacant life.
As the two characters work together for certain requests, they begin to understand each other, eventually leading them to answer one another’s sky lantern request: helping the young man accept separation and finding a purpose in life for the young woman.
>>134604390
>>134604561
You better fucking deliver.
>>134602394
Fargo with cute girls murdering each other instead.
Love story where the childhood friend wins.
https://youtu.be/arQ4oy66F3Y
>>134604694
>What is Your Lie in April.
Clothes x Demons
In a world where some people can transform into battle clothing, called Fuku Ningens, humanity is in constant battle against demons from another dimension. Those that transform into clothes and those that wear them train together at prestigious academies around the world, where they are protected from Demons while they hone their talents.
One day, the completely normal and un-gifted MC-kun is studying in his normal school when a demon attacks. Luckily, the student council from a local prestigious academy happens to be in the school to find some new recruits. MC-kun is defended by a foul tempered girl from the prestigious school that injuries herself protecting him. Because she's not wearing a Fuku Ningen, she's bound to lose and be killed. While MC-kun curses his own powerless to protect a helpless girl, he suddenly transforms into a legendary armour, and is revealed to be the chosen Fuku Ningen to save the world.
What`s more normally those that are Fuku Ningens transform into clothes worn by the same gender, but MC-kun for some reason is special, and transforms into armour for girls. Reluctantly, the foul tempered girl wears MC-kun, easily defeats the powerful demon, and MC-kun is invited to the prestigious academy.
So begins MC-kuns crazy life at the prestigious academy.
>>134604896
Kill La Kill + Soul Eater?
Might be watchable.
A romance series written in omnibus format where there are 5 girls and there are 5 episodes dedicated to each girl. Halfway through, the first girl becomes self-aware and remembers her turn and she's now out to kill MC for cheating on her, even though he doesn't remember his own confession from the first route.
the six billion dollar man, the anime
>>134602394
WTF??? This meme got an anime? how??
>>134603642
>>134603707
>>134603805
>>134603947
>>134604005
>>134604202
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2015-12-10/makoto-shinkai-reveals-kimi-no-na-wa-your-name-anime-film-for-august-2016/.96330
actually falling for this shit
>>134604621
>>134604561
Just you wait, I'll make a thread once it's done.
>>134603107
that actually sounds pretty interesting... it'd make a great action/comedy
Can someone explain to me what is this Keit-ai meme about?
Dawn, an average girl, tries hanging out with Alyra, Nene and Katia, the hottest group of girls in the class. They're actually nice girls who like her and become good friends with her.
Weeks later, they have a sleepover at Alyra's house. While they all bathe and get ready for bed, there's some sexual tension as AN&K casually go naked in front of her and admire her body.
Then before they go to sleep her new friends decide to show her a secret. Alyra turns into a catgirl, then Nene kisses her and Katia licks her pussy juice, which turns them into catgirls too.
Dawn freaks out until cat-Alyra explains. She has a trace of werecat blood giving her some power to transform herself and other girls, just enough for a few small temporary changes. They're sorry for scaring Dawn and she doesn't have to transform if she doesn't want to.
Right now she doesn't, and though she stays with them, she keeps her distance a little bit. They are understanding, but a little sad. The awkwardness continues in class, and everyone notices it - especially AN&K's fans, who see their chance to get back at Dawn and maybe take her place.
>>134606168
They start with subtle hazing and shit-talking, but AN&K can see it coming and help Dawn avoid it. But then while Dawn and Alyra are walking home from school (Nene and Katia live in different directions), someone assaults Dawn with a fork.
But in the nick of time Alyra gets between them and takes the cuts across her cheek. At this, Dawn's rage boils over.
She kisses Alyra hard to become a catgirl so she can tear the assailant apart. But Alyra picks her up and runs off before the assailant or anyone else sees the transformation. Cat-Dawn roars for the assailant's blood, but Alyra holds her tight and keeps running.
Later after they've stopped and hid in some bushes, cat-Dawn settles down crying in Alyra's arms. She's sorry she made things weird, got Alyra hurt, and almost let out her secret, and if they don't want to be her friends anymore she'll accept that.
Alyra's answer is to turn catgirl and kiss her back. They kiss and cuddle like cats all afternoon.
In the next couple weeks, the fork assailant gets expulsion, the AN&K "fan club" dissolves, and a new "catgirl club" appears holding a variety of catgirl cosplay events. Where and how the club leaders - Dawn, Alyra, Nene and Katia - got such perfect costumes is anyone's guess.
Anime starts
Typical school day
Antagonist and Protagonist in same class
They rip on each other but they're actually good buds
Main love interest shows up with toast in mouth
Suddenly a flash of white light
Everyone disappears
Everything goes black
The director shows up in 3D
He stares at you for 30 minutes
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
OH GOD HE'S BREAKING THE 4TH WALL
Calls out to you by name in a booming voice
Your room begins to shake
Your heart begins to quake
Light distorts in to multicolor hues
You're tripping like on acid, LSD or booze
The floor begins to melt as you fall in to the dark
You hit a raft flowing down stream like it was your intended mark
Met the greatest earthquake ever know
High on the rapid
It struck your tiny raft
And plunged you down a thousand feet below
To the land of the lost
To the land of the lost
To the land of the lost
End season 1.
