4koma things, maintenance later, stuff.
How does one deal with Iku?
This week on 4koma Adventures: The animu will probably not be this entertaining as this series.
第60話
最初の種目は艦種別徒競走です！
The first event is a ship type-separated foot race!
どうしたの？
What's wrong?
軽巡洋艦 川内
Light Cruiser Sendai
私が一番遅いってわかってるじゃない…
You know full well that I'm the slowest...
軽巡洋艦 夕張
Light Cruiser Yuubari
艤装を外して走るんだし 速力は関係ないんじゃない？
We're running without our rigging, so isn't it unrelated to your speed classification?
あんたたまにはいいこと言うじゃない…
You say some good things once in a while...
たまにはって…
What do you mean by...
でも やっぱり遅かったみたいです
But it turns out that she was slow after all.
夜戦バカのばかーっ！
I blame you, you night battle maniac!
私のせい！？
It's my fault!?
ボーキ食い競争
Bauxite Eating Competition
次はボーキ食い競争です！
Next up is a bauxite eating competition!
重巡洋艦 青葉
Heavy Cruiser Aoba
これは赤城先輩が圧勝なのでは…
This seems like a sure victory for Akagi-senpai...
駆逐艦 吹雪
Destroyer Fubuki
最有力候補 赤城選手！あっという間にボーキサイトに食らいつきました！
And the strongest contender Akagi has taken the bauxite in the blink of an eye!
正規空母 赤城
Aircraft Carrier Akagi
あとは食べきってゴールするだ…
All she has to do is finish it and cross the goal...
あーっ！赤城選手 なんと隣のボーキサイトに食らいついたーっ！これは失格！失格です！
Ah! Now she's taking the bauxite next to her! This is a disqualification!
赤城先輩…
Akagi-senpai...
重巡洋艦による障害物競走スタートです！
The heavy cruiser's obstacle course has begun!
重巡洋艦 利根、高雄、愛宕
Heavy Cruisers Tone, Takao, Atago
何かと出っ張っている重巡洋艦には厳しい戦いだ！
It seems like a tough battle for the heavy cruisers with things protruding out of them!
そして 利根選手が1位でゴール！自慢の航空甲板が勝因か！
And Tone takes first place! Could it be because of her renowned flight deck?
重巡洋艦 足柄
Heavy Cruiser Ashigara
当然の勝利じゃ！
'Twas an given victory!
いかがですか？龍驤さん？
What are your thoughts, Ryuujou-san?
なんでウチやねん！
Why me!?
軽空母 龍驤
Light Carrier Ryuujou
吹雪ちゃん次出番だから代理ですよー
Fubuki-chan's up next, so you're substituting.
動く玉入れ
Moving Ball-toss
次の種目は駆逐艦の動く玉入れでーす
The next event is a moving ball-toss for the destroyers.
駆逐艦 初雪
Destroyer Hatsuyuki
動く玉入れ？
A moving ball-toss?
逃げ回る人が背負ったカゴに玉をいれてくださいねー
Please aim for the baskets attached to the people running around!
なるほど だから「動く」か
I see, so that's why it's "moving".
なお頭のカゴに入ったボールは高得点になりまーす
Furthermore, the ball that lands in the basket on our heads will receive the most points!
戦艦 扶桑、山城
Battleships Fusou, Yamashiro
この時のためだったんだー！
So they were waiting for this moment!
駆逐艦 深雪、白雪
Destroyers Miyuki, Shirayuki
動く玉入れ・本番
Moving Ball-toss Begins
よーい！
Get set...
頭に高得点だ！頭を狙え！
The head has the most points! Aim for the head!
きゃっ！？いたっ！
Ow!
姉さまより私を狙いなさい！
Aim for me instead of Nee-sama!
山城先輩！？
Yamashiro-senpai!?
オウンゴール多数で赤城組の勝ち
Due to a large amount of own goals, it was the Akagi team's victory.
借り物競走
Borrowing Race
軽巡洋艦 大井
Light Cruiser Ooi
（大切な人）
(An important person)
北上さ…
Kitakami-sa...
はいはーいメガネだよー
Yep, here are the glasses!
軽巡洋艦 北上
Light Cruiser Kitakami
（メガネの人）
(A person with glasses)
えっと出場してる人は…
Umm, can we use the participants...?
借りられませーん
Nope!
棄権します…
I'll abstain...
さすが大井先輩
As expected from Ooi-senpai...
騎馬戦
Calvary Battle
大丈夫？まるゆちゃん
Are you alright, Maruyu-chan?
あわわわわ…
Awawawawa...
潜水艦 まるゆ
Submarine Maruyu
ふむ…困ったな…
Hmm...this could be a problem...
戦艦 長門、大和
Battleships Nagato, Yamato
将を射んと欲すれば先ず馬を射よ…！この勝負馬を崩しても勝ちなのだな？
Aim for the horse to get to the general...! So we would also win if we took down the horse?
はーい騎手が着地したら失格ですー
That's right, you lose if the rider hits the ground!
ならば馬を攻撃するのみ！行くぞ！全艦突撃！
In that case, we must attack the horse! All ships, advance!
潜水艦 伊8
Submarine I-8
望むところだ！
Bring it on!
戦艦 霧島、武蔵
Battleships Kirishima, Musashi
騎馬戦じゃなくて馬戦になっちゃってますが…
It's more of a horse battle than a calvary battle now...
ルール上問題ないのでいいんじゃないでしょうかー
It's not against the rules, so I guess it's fine...
いいのかなあ…
I wonder...
I'd like to see Ise in a sumo outfit.
飛行甲板競争
Flight Deck Competition
次は空母対抗 飛行甲板競争です！
Next is the flight deck competition with the aircraft carriers!
（よぉい！）
(Ready...)
艦載機を落とさないようにゴールする…
So they're supposed to cross the goal without dropping their plane...
スプーンレースみたいな感じですね
Kind of like an egg and spoon race, huh.
みなさん飛行甲板の扱いには慣れていらっしゃいますから落としたりするのでしょうか…？
But everyone's used to handling a flight deck, so do you think that would happen?
そうやって油断していると…
If they're not careful...
風向きと速度がいい感じに合わさって艦載機が発艦しちゃって失格になるんだよー
The wind direction and speed matching up might cause them to launch and cause a disqualification, you know.
合成風力！？
Wind power!?
ないの？
Not Happening?
戦艦 日向、伊勢
Battleship Hyuuga, Ise
あれ？
Huh?
何？
What?
相撲は?
What about the sumo wrestling?
は？
Huh?
競技種目に相撲がないよ？
There's no sumo wresting in the event list.
そりゃ運動会なんだから相撲はないでしょ…
It's an athletic meet after all, so why would there be...
相撲だってスポーツでしょ？なんで相撲ないの？相撲楽しいよ相撲！
It's a sport, isn't it? Why isn't there sumo? It's fun, you know!
たしかにスポーツだけど運動会でやる相撲じゃないからないの！
It is a sport, but it's not there because it's not done in athletic meets!
伊勢先輩は相撲が大好きなんだそうです
It looks like Ise-senpai loves sumo wrestling.
>Athletic meet
>Nagara is only in one panel
You had one job.
最終種目 組対抗リレー
Final Event: Team Relay
熱戦が繰り広げられてきた鎮守府運動会ですが残すところ１種目となりました
This hard-fought athletic meet at the base is down to its final event.
現在の得点は同点 最後の組対抗リレーで決着ですね
Currently the two teams are at a tie, so the final team relay event will be decisive match.
今まではなんだったんでしょうねー
I wonder what else we did before this...
それは言っちゃダメですって！
Let's not mention that!
そんなことを言っている間にスタートです！
And while we were talking, it has already started!
第1走者は駆逐艦です
The first runners are destroyers.
えっ？あのバトンって…
Huh? Isn't that baton a...
なお 組対抗リレーで使用するバトンは魚雷になっていますので落とすと大変なことになりまーす
Furthermore, the baton used in this team relay is a torpedo, so it would be bad if it were dropped!
ええええええええ！？
Say whaaat!?
軽巡・重巡の各選手も危なげなく魚雷を運びます！そしてアンカーへ魚雷パス！
The light and heavy cruisers have passed the torpedo without any problems! Now they're passing to the anchors!
もうバトンじゃなくて魚雷なんですね…
It stopped being called a baton now, huh...
アンカーは戦艦です！なれない魚雷の扱いには十分注意してほしいですね！
The anchors are battleships! They're not used to handling torpedoes, so please take caution!
あっ…
Ah...
あの…私 展開が読めちゃったんですが…
Um...I think I know where this is going...
（陸奥先輩と日向先輩…）
(Mutsu-senpai and Hyuuga-senpai...)
あーっ！両選手勢いあまってバトンを…
Oh no! The two players are overenthusiastically gripping their...
やっぱりー！
I knew it!
爆発でリレーは無効となり 運動会は同点引き分けとなりました
The explosion invalided the relay and the athletic meet ended in a tie.
Is this the new yuri show?
http://pastebin.com/qnxc0Bus
>>115759989
I will post this in every thread till you love it.
>>115760528
This cat is all I need.
>>115759989
>>115760539
But Harunya is cat!
>>115760431
Yes!
Dates with Imuya.
Is it the angel's fault if she's corrupted by this not-so-angelic world?
I wish the game didn't become a boring grindfest after the first week.
>>115760885
>>115760993
If you're not here for the shipgirl collection then it's not for you.
>>115760528
but you didn't post it in the last thread
>>115761039
The game is objectively shit.
>>115761041
Yes he did
Is Haruna officially stripe-horse-panties yet?
>>115761138
Your opinion is objectively shit.
>>115760816
Admiral deprivation with Imuya.
>>115761138
You are right. That isn't the point though.
>>115761226
Haruna is cute!
Will Fusou's stats be any good tho
Nervous breakdown with Goya.
>>115761509
That's not something to joke about.
SOON
>>115761429
>>115761806
>read through thread
>see this
Ha.
>hit catalog
>immediately see this
>>115761274
HA.
>>115761655
Something about this week's bargains / sales? Is that her way of expressing her gratitude for having her skills put to use so consistently and fully?
>>115762063
Where's her tail?
Only a few hours left.
What does destroyer armpit taste like?
>>115762808
Bags of sand?
>>115763048
Disgusting.
>>115763081
Yeah, they're kind of small.
>>115762808
The sea.
>>115763121
Stop, these titty DDs are an abomination.
>>115763156
It's not like she chose to have breasts that big.
>>115761138
so is Touhou
Your shipgirls present you with a feast filled with their love. Is your love strong enough to survive their love?
>>115763156
You shouldn't be so offended by ships carrying a little extra ballast.
>>115763121
Ushio's tits need a downgrade.
Kongou's got a few issues.
>>115763554
Yeah, mostly being a shit.
>>115763554
>>115763586
>>115763586
You'll pay for this, anon.
>>115763857
Can a Super Saiyan Hiei stop the power of scrap?
Cuddling with Unryuu?
/fa/ coming through.
Daily reminder that your ship daughters are sexually frustrated and masturbate sniffing your clothes eery night because you won't fuck them.
>>115763930
The fattest Kagerou.
>>115764178
What do you mean I won't fuck them?
>>115764004
She's so fluffy, why bother with a futon or bed.
>>115764178
Okay, the Anonymous I know isn't that lewd.
>>115764236
We need to go softer.
The times are changing.
>>115765019
Go away Hyuuga, you're not getting a Kai Ni.
>>115760165
The Akagi and Fusou sameface really evident in this panel.
>>115762063
Stupid dog
What level is your Fusou? Is she prepared?
>>115763121
>>115763156
>>115763235
>>115763586
>>115765171
>>115765571
70, probably not but my Yamashiro is 95 so she'll at least be ready when it comes.
>>115765571
My Fusous are ready.
Waiting warmly for teaser avatars.
there's something about Atago
what is it I like about her so much
>>115765887
>>115765953
no no no, it's gotta be something else
I just don't know what yet
>>115766115
Not enough softness.
>>115766243
can't be that either
Atago is soft but firm
>>115765571
76, I doubt the remodel lvl will be over 75.
>>115767296
Best DD class.
Bismarck or Fusou? What do? I'll have enough for the other next month.
>>115767296
Maybe it'll be 44.
>>115768307
How is that even a question?
>>115766115
>>115766645
I recognize that artist
He seems to have a particular fondness for huge tits
>>115768307
Yamashiro, of course.
Who is the best crossdresser?
>>115767975
Fuck no.
>>115760238
Apparently Ise's captain was skilled at sumo things.
>>115759989
perfection
Kongou dess!
>>115769860
HEY!
>>115770087
TEITOKU!
_____ food.
>>115767975
I wish people would include Samidare and Suzukaze as well. They're sisters too.
Makes me sad when they exclude the two like they're different class or something.
>>115770297
You're right, that was a bad picture. Here's one with all the happy sisters.
>15 minutes left on expedition return
Can I make it before maintenance?
>>115770364
What a chuuni virgin cruiser
>>115770551
Probably not.
>KTKM returns from the depths stronger than she has ever been, her true potential unleashed, and filled with truths the surface could not or would not show her
>Ooi is crying
What an odd reaction.
>>115770182
HEY! Teitoku! Want a ride?
>>115770704
SHUT THE FUCK UP KONGOU
GOD
DAMN
IT
>>115770297
Like this?
>>115770751
NOOOOOOO DAKARA NE~
>>115770751
I think this is the kanmusucorruptiontranscendence tag
深海棲艦化
I just got my 2nd Taihou from LSC using 4/6/6/3/1 with z3 flag. All I want is Bismark/Shioi. Go away Taihou. If I bully her will she leave me alone?
>>115770704
I hope she gets a role in Kancolle. Her Chiyo-chan is so fucking cute and I'd just die.
>>115770644
I made it, your lack of faith made me think I wouldn't though.
Yamashiro... send help...
>>115771130
why are you using that much baux for a battleship
I feel like eating Chinese now.
>>115771270
Well you said there were 15 minutes left and you posted that at 8:44:50, so I thought the chances were slim. Congrats though.
>>115771443
Clicked + once too many
I usually only get kongous.
>>115771572
I think don't think maintenance lock starts exact time given. I've had days where I got at least 5 more minutes in before maintenance time.
>>115771430
Kind of timely.
Nyaaa~
>OF THE DEATH
>>115759989
how about you stop posting shit, and post more cameltoe?
Anime cranes when?
>>115772244
The cranes are confirmed for anime, the dragons are not and never will be. My dad works for Diomedia and confirmed it; don't bother him about it.
Funny how people pretty much stopped caring about this even before anime aired.
Poor Diomedea.
>>115772823
>>115772943
>that lack of effort
>>115772823
My grandpa is the president of Kadokawa and he said Zuikaku is only gonna be in the anime to get bullied by Kaga.
>>115773010
Just the way things should be
So anyways, when should we expect to see C87 catalog? Just two months left.
It should be the final proof if Kancolle is still growing or dying already.
Maruyu and Kiso battle shounen spinoff when?
>Maruyu and her faithful sidekick Kiso
>Maruyu charges into the fight with her eyes closed, yelling and flailing about
>Kiso shoots them when her back is turned
>"Did we win, Kiso-chan?"
>"Uh yeah. Hey, Maruyu, save some for me next time, will ya'."
>>115774192
With guest star, Yamato?
>>115770751
Shut up fagget
>>115774271
That's not an image of Maruyu capsizing.
>>115774271
Assuredly. First chapter?
Pretty sad to see Kancolle threads be nothing but image spam these days.
>>115775030
Because the hotpocket man doesn't let us talk about the game and manga/doujinshi isn't scanlated and dumped here very frequently.
>>115775030
>I have a filter that hides posts without images
To what end?
>>115775030
Go to /jp/ then
>>115775030
/a/ is a containment board you retard
Got your kancolle cosplay ready for halloween?inb4 >>>/cgl/ , they don't know what kancolle is over there
You interested with Shigure?
>>115775127
You have the /jp/ thread to talk about the game. But even there it's slowing down for weeks.
>>115775628*interested in
I'm concerned about my daughteru's well-being, yes.
>>115775469I hope you're a cute gril.Post pics when you do.
>>115775469I'm cosplaying as a teitokuA teitoku in the Galactic Empire
>>115775628
She's too broke to be fixed.
>>115760885
That time again?
That doesn't look like Fusou.
>>115776447
The hair doesn't, that hull does though.
>>115776408
He needs to just get to the point and do a rape doujin already.
Kaga likes you.
>>115776408
>>115776566
>>115776578
I like Kaga.
>>115776566
Teasing and implications are better.
>>115776731
How much do you think Ushio charges?
>>115776731
>>115776408
Okay, that guy is seriously straining any attempts to make up plausible excuses for what's going on in his work.
E.g.:
>>115763235
>Ushio is taking a tour of the base with the nice gentlemen of Teitoku High Command, after a vigorous yet refreshing session inspecting her prowess
>(the women on base were dismissed earlier in the day, in consideration of them for how boring such inspections can be)
>they stop by the brig in the old building
>she dropped her kerchief, and is kneeling down, carefully folding her skirt for modesty's sake
Her purity is at all times intact, make no mistake.
Would you accept a clumsy Houshou?
>>115776873
She's a good mother, so yes.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1785481?pool_id=9013
Can someone explain why this thing is being called a Touhou killer when C86 had about 1500 Kancolle circles? C86 + Touhou only cons within just 3 months of C86 had about 10k circles.
Was that really just dumb Kadokawa marketing?
>>115777895
Fuck off.
>>115777895
Don't start this shit.
What do Japanese fans think of Nagamon?
I'm really hoping for some dorky Nagato moments.
>>115778022
They love Nagamon
>>115778022
Nagamon is a mega evolution of Isemon?
>>115778022
I do believe they love her.
>>115778022
Hated her design at first. Then started to like her in game. But then all her doujins were shit so I just don't know.
Maybe anime version is going to be good.
My favorite Nagamon bit.
>>115778221
>>115778064
>>115778022
>>115778318
Good thing they all got brutally murdered by Abyss girls in the end.
Naka will save the world.
>>115778663
>>115776447
Fusou with a ponytail?
>>115774567
Mayuru is stronk, the capsizing is just false rumor.
Mayuru pafekto!
>>115762567
Can't wait for her superstructure reach the heaven.
Is it rape if Shigure is doing it?
>>115770833
Them hai hais though.
>>115778022
Nagato is my shipfu and officially turning her into a moeblob lolicon without a shred of dignity would be the tipping point for me dropping this franchise. I don't know why people can't just appreciate girls who have the traits they like instead of forcing fanfiction on the ones that don't in the slightest. It's fine to change things up every now and then in fanworks, though I rarely see doujins about her that aren't character rape figuratively or literally, but there's no reason to make this canon unless they're out of ideas and want to pander as hard as possible. Taking the Akagi joke seriously was dumb enough, but this is a complete 180 in personality.
>>115781493
>>115782473
>Febuary
>>115782613
>expecting a slav to know English
Fusou is also getting new voice lines, also you do need blueprint for Kai 2 as expected.
>>115782613
Thanks.
>>115784028
>blueprint for Kai 2
Whoever came up with this idea need to be fed to Re's tail.
Oh wow, that arm and hand is amazing.
>>115785292
Just ignore it and the giant head and everything will be alright.
>>115785292
>>115785360
That plane slot though.
Is it just me or do her breasts look off
>>115785613
I'm not sure, but I can really see that her thighs got fucking plump
>>115785360
>24 planes
Oh my god. 1-5 is going to be even easier with this.
>>115785613
Her legs seem massive aswell.
>>115785613
Damn, that ass is the size of a truck tire.
>>115785648
>that fucking short torso again
I hate it.
>>115785648
1-5 is a map where plane count doesn't matter at all
>winking Akashi
>workshop
She's getting more lovely and more jewy this time.
>>115785648
That fucking tiny hand.
>>115781085
That SERIOUS.
>>115781085
She can have both personalities, like Akagi.
>Kaga-senpai and her KouColle (kouhai collection), animated
Soon.
>doubting the quality of nee-sama's kai2
>>115786972
You better get a new marriage line loving your admiral.
>>115785292
>>115786181
Rabaul Base, now sponsored by hachimaki makers.
Seriously we've been getting a whole lot of headbands recently.
>>115786957
But Akagi-senpai is their leader.
>>115787047
Red ranger privilege.
And holy carp Souryuu is tiny.
>>115785292
Pretty okay if I just pretend not looking at her hand and compared the face to body ratio.
>>115785613
Slightly better here.
Is Haruna and Junyou the best kai 2 in the recent upgrade?
>>115787172
Short and stacked makes her cute.
Though she shouldn't much shorter than Hiryuu.
Those are some nice big turrets.
I did 5-5 for the first time ever just so I would have enough medals for Fusou. Feels good except for that tiny hand.
>>115788136
I can't fucking deal with those hands, how does a professional artist fuck up something that basic this bad?
>>115788210
Hopefully this is a learning experience so when my shipfu gets her Kai 2 she will have a properly proportioned body.
>>115788210
>professional artist
Most of KC artist aren't.
>>115788210
Aren't they pixiv artists that just get commissioned from DMM?
uh oh
>>115788388
>>115788423
If they live with the money they get paid for drawing then that makes them professionals, even if a couple still make novice mistakes.
>>115788427
Deserve it for the lackluster Kai2 arts of recent times.
>>115788423
They are.
And a few of them got more well known after the KC hype, butI think Fumikane is the only big name they have so far.
>>115788427
The Kancolle Killer is here.
>>115788442
You should see the Akatsukis Artist work.
>>115788427
Why is Miku only 9th?
Didn't really notice the tiny hand at first glance, now it won't stop bothering me. Wasn't planning on going through the trouble of getting her to K2 anyway though.
>>115788427
That game looks moe
>>115788473
I'd like to see a couple more big names, I'm hoping real hard for a Tsunako shipgirl. It probably won't ever happen though.
>>115788463
I don't think better kai2 art would change much.
>>115788567
I'm not saying they were the cause, only they deserved it because of them.
So this is where Akashi theme plays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDqDnDQRBGA
>>115788427
The game in first place looks like a pretty big ripoff. Isn't there a Western version of a game similar to it, where you play rounds shooting zombies, buying new guns and ammo?
What's the third game?
>>115788629
Are they STILL doing drawings for new players? I know Japanese servers in general are shitty, but it's been a year now.
>>115788749
Sennen Sensou Aigis.
>>115788808
They're just pretending.
>>115788748
Akashi a cute.
>>115788427
Obviously that KanColle would run into a limit of "new players".
The second place in the monthly ranking is still top tier.
When will they give Yuubari a special function too.
>>115789245
When she isn't so slow.
>>115789245
Yuubari is forever a wo/m/an. Submit to your tech and money overlord Akashi.
>>115789245
I want to touch Akashi in dangerous places.
>>115789245
When she stops being a useless nerd.
>>115789245
That turns me on.
>>115789336
She has been in charge of item shop, LSC hell, anchorage repair and now equipment grinding.
Must be a very busy girl.
>>115789477
Perfect waifu tier.
>>115789477
>>115789568
>>115785648
What is her kai2 level again? 80?
>>115785648
amount of planes doesn't matter.
>>115787871
Or flatter than Hiryuu.
>>115788808
It's just marketing. Players numbers are going down for months.
>>115790043
Marketing as in what? People aren't going to be more drawn to the game because there a pseudo-club to get in to.
>>115790113
It worked on me.
>>115790147
That's incredibly silly and the majority of people will more get in to game if it's easy to access it then having to lotto.
If I was a non-otaku in Japan, and my friends were telling me to try Kancolle out to pass the time, I'd say "eh sure why not." Then if they told me I would have to check twitter, get the time, log in to DMM, refresh every 5 minutes, and hope to win, I would pass.
Shioi butt
>>115791352
What does sub butt smell like?
What happened to the Fate thing?
>>115789727
Aye, I think.
>>115791516
I ask of you, are you my admiral?
>>115791613
Would Fusou be lancer?
>>115789748
It matters for air superiority.
>>115791746
Which is irrelevant for 1-5
>>115791782
It still helps a bit unless you have 4 Akitsucopters.
>>115791697
The only other candidates I can think of would end up as archers.
