Hello /a/, I'd like to have one of these.
Could you direct me to your local store?
>>144379087
You can't buy a daughteru you sick fuck.
>>144379566
Oh...
Its in the Ponyo section. Near the Sashimi.
They sell them at your local police station, go ask for it.
>>144379087
Go adopt from an orphanage. If that guy from /v/ can get two after playing head pat simulator you can probably get one.
I don't think anyone can grow that much hair at that age
>>144379566
Well, not directly.
You can adopt kids through an arduous process. You could also probably fly to Africa/South America/SEA, pick out a kid, give her parents like $1000 USD and then smuggle it back into the US. (Pro-tip: fly back into Mexico, then cross the border by car).
Then there's surrogate motherhood, which is a little more on the legal side of the grey area we're talking about. For enough cash, a woman will give birth to a child for you. This gets complicated with women because they tend to go a bit crazy right after giving birth. Make sure she's out of the picture once the baby is out and you're in the clear.
Finally, just getting a gf, loving her, and then marrying her will get you a kid. This is probably the most expensive option, and most time intensive, but it clears all legal hurdles (mostly) and also nets you a partner in crime to take care of the kid. Raising a kid on your own is very difficult, and you'll need to work a lot to pay for babysitting, food, diapers, etc. This means you're not around and you risk having your precious little angel attach to her caregiver instead of you.
>>144380627
>Finally, just getting a gf, loving her, and then marrying her will get you a kid.
That's crazy talk.
>>144380627
>You could also probably fly to Africa/South America/SEA, pick out a kid
only those Hollywood crazies adopt niglets
>>144379087
Hm, you could check your local cemetery.
>>144380234
Do tell the story anon.
>>144379087
I won't sell to pedos.
