Here /a/ I made you some jelly donuts I saw in an anime
>>144290013
Thanks
>>144290013
They're tasty. What'd you put in them? Rice?
>>144290013
Is there poison in it?
>>144290229
No just jelly
>>144290013
Thanks, I make you Japanese pizza in return.
>>144290013
Bleurgh. Did you use sugar instead of salt?
>>144290288
I prefer beef stew desu
Someone should make a jelly donut that looks like rice balls.
Could use chocolate fondant to mimic the seaweed.
>>144290013
Do people actually eat these? It's just fucking rice and jelly. It doesn't have any meat. How can people eat this shit and scream OISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>144290383
But salisbury steak is the best, though.
>>144290448
Rice eaters gonna eat rice, that's just how it is
>>144290383
How the fuck is someone supposed to get full on a portion like that?
>>144290651
Everyone in Japan is a small anime girl
>>144290651
That seems prettier decent sized, how fucking big do your portions have to be?
>>144290391
Reddit already did this
>>144290788
When you say "Reddit did it" do you mean in a concerted effort or was there a guy who posted there who claimed he did it? If the latter, does that mean if one guy who shitposts on 4chan goes and stabs some other guy you could attribute this feat to the entirety of 4chan? Or lets take Facebook. If some political leader who has a Facebook account ends up winning a presidential election, does that mean Facebook became president?
>>144291063
Hello
This gave me lung cancer.
Anyone want some delicious grilled bread?
>>144290383
>rice not mixed
Trigerred
>>144290776
I eat once a day, so 2000-2500 calories worth of portions.
>>144291518
seems pretty chill for just getting eviscerated and sprayed with soy sauce.
I've been wanting to try frog legs for a while now. I think the grocery store by my place sells them. Anyone have any experience cooking them? I was thinking about frying them and treating it like chicken.
>>144291518
>this doesn't kill the frog
>>144291621
Eviscerated, skinned alive, chopped into little pieces, and watching yourself be eaten.
>>144291569
You only have one meal a day?
>>144290383
What is the suspicious red looking thing?
>>144291518whenever I see really fresh/brutal food preparation I always get a mental image of very large 30+ meter aliens doing the exact same thing to humans
are there any mangas or shows that depict that kind of stuff? I'm not talking about stuff like SnK where the titans seem to be only following their nature, I mean intelligent aliens/creatures farming and/or processing an enormous amount of people on an industrial scale. I've only ever seen it in Gantz (around chapter 320 or so), but I'm not well read at all and I don't think this kind of thing often gets anime adaptions
I need to know
>>144290317
>>144292602
disgusting
>>144290013
>>144292602
Autism: the food
>>144291621
It is literally chilled to slow down its senses and make it easier to handle.
>>144292019
Pickles? They are actually delicious.
>>144290448
It's usually stuffed with something savory, like meat or fish.
>>144292571
Japanese drying pan
>>144290264
Your Jelly is poison to the soul.
>>144290383
>carrot
>potato
>rice
We carb now.
>>144292839
Afuu a cute
>>144291518
How the hell is it still alive?
>>144290956
You think about shit too hard nigger. If you keep that up you will get a hard pinching feeling in your balls.
>>144294833
Will-power
>>144292602
>wanted to make this
>spaghetti breaks easily, can't even put it in the sausage
This isn't fun
>>144291518
And asians wonder why westerners consider them soulless.
>>144294975
I don't think they care what westcucks think about them.
>>144294939
Put the sausage on the microwave for a few seconds.
>>144295708
dumb reddit frogposter
>>144290651
They eat it? That's how food works.
>>144294939
Use a needle or a thin iron nail and poke holes into the sausages.
>>144291518
For what fucking reason? Just kill the fucking thing already.
>>144295934
It's dies from the knife, the movements are just reflexes.
>>144294898
>>144296001
Those aren't post-mortem movements anon, it's still alive.
>>144296068
sodium reacts to the muscles and causes the body to spaz out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YZJt_Bw3eo
>>144296819
Yes, I know that if you put salt on muscles they will contract, but the reactions are not only late, they're also coordinated. Also, it's blinking, you can't make a frog blink by using salt.
>>144290651
Not everyone is 'murican.
>>144291518
WTF is wrong with people? Is this some sort of fetish thing?
>>144291621
It tastes like chicken and can pretty much be cooked like you would with chicken.
>>144294886
whoa senpai that shit ain't normal
get yourself checked because you might have ball cancer
>>144292082
Nah, it would be too fucked up and be controversial in japan.
Hey thanks, here I'll give you one of my egg burritos.
>>144291759
While bathing in your own flesh and chilling while some chick eat and compliment your body for its tastiness. Holyshit human is fucked.
>>144298091
Might as well make chorizo and eggs and at least cook the damn tortilla.
I had a tuna onigiri the other day, it was totemo oishii.
>>144292602
tried this, it's shit because pasta and wurstel have different cooking times
>>144291518
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144291518
Is it wrong that I self inserted as the frog and fapped?
>>144298091
That doesn't look like eggs. I may be mistaken, but I believe that is popcorn.
Frogs are almost fish. They don't feel pain.
>>144290651
Rice is very filling compared to other carb source. Last longer in your system too
Besides there's potato and carrot too. The meat is just the side dish
>>144290013
You're pretty cool, OP. Here's some delicious shotas enjoying fish crackers for you.
>>144291518
Kek
>be me
>studied at UNO
>rented a trailer park house
>there's a barbecue party at said trailer park
>gets invited
>aint gonna miss free food an beer
>people grilling this shit
Well anything goes down well with a beer, so there's that, I guess
When I was a kid I thought rice balls were a type of Japanese jelly donut.
>>144300938
Can't you just put jelly in it regardless? So in way it can be a jelly donut
>>144294833
Pretty sure the frog is dead once it got cut open. Salty compounds can trigger nervous system reactions if they come into contact with exposed nerves, since it sends a signal to the still usable muscles to spasm around.
>>144291518
>frog blinks
Nigga why?
>>144291518
for what fucking purpose, put the poor thing out of its misery at least
>>144301344
those movements are too coordinated to just be post mortem spasms
>>144298435
Mi negro
>>144301373
Humans are monsters that derive pleasure from the suffering of the other. also the frog's brain is releasing chemicals that make the meat taste better.
>>144297404
>WTF
End yourself
>>144291518
I know what I am going to post in the next bnha thread.
>>144291518
What's the point in eating something that is alive?
>>144291518
The frog's already dead you pussies, the ice and sodium cause it to spasm.
>>144301619
just keep telling yourself that
>>144301569
It's not alive sherlock
>inb4 the "coordinated movements fag comes along"
>>144290013
Thanks OP, have a sentient omelette.
>>144301521
That's a myth, the release of adrenaline actually makes it taste worse
>>144301733
holy shit, that microwave is disgusting
>>144301818
Yeah the reason why bush meat tastes gamey.
>>144301619
What about the blinking?
>>144301733
>>144290291
no I properly made salted jelly
>>144290956
I claim full responsibility for all of 4chans misgivings so it's okay
>>144302650
That's very grown up of you, anon. I'm proud of you.
>>144302093
>bush meat
>gamey
you're supposed to drain the blood right after the kill
>>144290013
Gomer Pyle here, can confirm.
This is a jelly donut.
>>144302288
I'm glad someone posted it
Donut 404 on me
>>144290013
thanks but i could use a hamburger right now
>>144291518
i hate life sometimesmost of the time
>>144307413
Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.
>>144309378
Those looks like some pretty good sliders.
>>144291518
You know one of those moments that makes you actually pretty concerned at how different standards are?
That was one of them and I spend a lot of time on rekt threads.
>>144298132
You managed to make it sound like something /d/ dreams about.
>>144290013
is that some animals testicle ?
>>144301569
whats the point of eating something thats been dead for weeks?
