Hey anon! We have lots of rock CD's on that car over there? Wanna come?
I don't listen to rock
B-But my mom warned me not to take rides from strangers...
I don't know.. my waifu told me not to follow strangers.
Y-you got any W-w-wolfmother..?
Depends on what kind of rock you got.
>>144265312
We have instrumental and metal too!
>>144265373
It's ok anon, nothing will happen to you!
>>144265429
No, but we can buy some records on the way!
>>144265458
From Pink Floyd to even Black Sabbath
>>144265253
D-do you have any Industrial Avant Garde Shoegaze Vaporwave-step music?
Joke's on you kiddo, I only listen to Ambient Noise Pop and Progressive Garage EDM
>>144265565
>>144265586
Meme genres please go.
>>144265542
Dunno man, My parents told me not to go with strangers
sorry kono gaki, I only listen to superior vaporwave
>>144265253
D-Do you have anything from L-Led Zeppelin?
>>144265542
You got AC/DC?
>>144265565
>>144265640
Cmon anons! Look what we've got!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chFmFpTc21s
>>144265253
Why do you have a fang?
>>144265542
Why are you being so forceful? You're scaring me, I don't want to go...
Hey anon, I have some pretentious hipster bullshit over at my place, wanna come over?
>>144265750
Yeah, but only if we can listen to it on a turn table and drink deconstructed coffee together.
>>144265542
do you have any MJ?
>>144265659
>>144265671
Oh, im sure we have them!
>>144265716
Fangs are cute! CUTE!
>>144265253
R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?
>>144265640
>kono gaki
I'll only go if Sharo-chan is there!
>>144265842
Do you have Yes?
I've always been a big fan
>>144265842
I don't know whether they're cute, but this sounds very suspicious to me.
>>144265750
I wonder what her favourite Wes Anderson film is.
>>144265253
I don't care about the CDs honestly, but you are kinda cute. Wanna come to my house?
We can play whatever you want there, I have tons of interesting stuff like Precure things and cute dolls my niece plays with normally.
>>144265935
>>144265986
The only way to find out is to get in the car! What's the worst that could happen?
>>144265950
She is!
>>144265990
I'm not a vampire anon!
>>144265253
Do I get to fuck with you while listening to rock and smoking weed?
>>144265253
I'm not falling for this again.
>>144265715
Damn that's one comfy album.
>>144266155
W-well ok. What's the worst that could happen? I mean, it would take at least 6 of you to overpower me...
>>144266278
No lewd stuff!
>>144266301
That wasn't us! I-i mean, that wasn't me!
>>144266309
Have another one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11JITPeYAWs
>>144266431
>Deru
nice taste, fellow loli
>>144265253
Oh boy! Do you have Pink Floyd?
Template
>>144266756
Thanks anon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9USJgkruTw
>>144266795
We do!
I just realized that it's been a long time since I fapped to that one doujin. Thanks, Maya-chan.
>>144265998
KEk definitely life aquatic.
>>144265253
Christ, why does one of the cutest lolis ever have to have the voice of an old hag?
C-can I call my parents first?
>>144267403
That's the first time I've seen anyone complain about Maya's voice, Megu is usually the easier target although there's nothing wrong with her voice FUCK YOU
>>144267507
No.
Hey mister! Can you help me with my van? It's right there at the gas station.
>>144265842
If you got AC/DC im gonna need some proof first
''Im sure we have them'' isnt a good enough answer
Jesus, you don't need to lure me, just let us enjoy the life straight here on the street.
Hey Onii-chan get in! Hayaku hayaku!
>>144265253
Turn 180º and sprint. YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME CHRIS HANSSEN!!!
>>144267780
Fuck this is so comfy, can't we just hold hands and go for a walk in a park instead?
Don't fall for it guys, they put a black bag over your head and put stuff up your butt.
Also they didn't even have Loveless, I had to listen to Isn't Anything. When I get back home I'm gonna leave them a bad Yelp review.
>>144265542
Talk to me when you have non-plebshit, scum
>>144265750
SOLD
>you will never live in a world where lolis gangrape youn pure adult men just looking to succed in life.
Hot damn, I love rock! Do you have any beer?
>>144267962
Ch-chotto matte!
This beer is making me sleepy...do you mind if I take a nap?
>>144266155
>I'm not a vampire anon!
That's a rather specific, and honestly somewhat suspicious denial.
S-sorry, I'm late for work...plus my little sister told me not to talk to strange young girls.
>>144267983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJLhQoxenB8
>>144268194
Learn from Araragi, anon.
Always trust a vamp
I don't want to be giving out headpats against my will.
>>144268052
Alright alright, have this instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anuzo1_KSY8
>>144268416
Needs a rape angle.
>>144268052
Special snowflake hipster anons get extra service!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAApF-FDkoY
>>144268416
>DSotM
>not Piper at the Gates of Dawn
>>144268416
D-DAKU SIDE OFU ZA MOON?
BEA?
>>144268526
More like Piper at the Gates of Yawn.
>>144268511
This will do
![[FFF] Shinryaku! Ika Musume S1 - 02 [BD][1080p-FLAC][2B7C09C4].mkv_snapshot_07.51_[2016.07.11_16.00.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YXQZY8l.jpg "[FFF] Shinryaku! Ika Musume S1 - 02 [BD][1080p-FLAC][2B7C09C4].mkv_snapshot_07.51_[2016.07.11_16.00.54].jpg")
B-but i like weeb music and do not dring alcohol!
>>144268526
>He doesn't get it.
>>144268596
>listening to weeb music when you can listen to superior Jap shoegaze
>>144267983
Chris Hansen? No, I'm Maya, really!
>>144268596
We have Shibayan too, onii-chan! And we can prepare you some juice if you can't handle alcohol.
>>144268863
Imagine being such a fag that a loli shits on you for not drinking alcohol.
![[FFFpeeps] Shinryaku! Ika Musume S2 - 05 [BD][1080p-FLAC][4B031692].mkv_snapshot_01.46_[2016.07.16_11.23.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RoLkmgM.jpg "[FFFpeeps] Shinryaku! Ika Musume S2 - 05 [BD][1080p-FLAC][4B031692].mkv_snapshot_01.46_[2016.07.16_11.23.19].jpg")
>>144268863
C-can i have some charry juice?
>>144268003
The park is fine. Oh look, it's my friend Megu.
I need some Russ Ballard, little girl.
>>144268906
Listen here buddy, i don't drink alcohol not because i can't handle it but because i have no reason to do so. Also i am quite tough physically and can easilly take you out. Now mind your own business and let me take the bait in peace.
>>144268906
Alcohol tastes horrible though and being drunk is awful. It also stinks a lot and doesn't refresh you a bit.
I will never understand how it is so popular.
>>144268931
Sorry, all we have currently is fresh and somewhat warm apple juice.
>>144269018
Your friend is a big guy.
>>144269018
Ha, jokes on you mugger, even if you stole everything I have on me right now, you'd only have 5 dollars worth of stuff.
![[FFF] Shinryaku! Ika Musume S1 - 06 [BD][1080p-FLAC][C3042C05].mkv_snapshot_16.42_[2016.07.12_13.36.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FWKT9jW.jpg "[FFF] Shinryaku! Ika Musume S1 - 06 [BD][1080p-FLAC][C3042C05].mkv_snapshot_16.42_[2016.07.12_13.36.27].jpg")
>>144269119
If it is freshly squeezed loli product then im down!
>>144269018
This is getting ridiculous! Where are you taking me?!
>>144269083
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>>144268906
>imagine... that a loli shits on you
I know I'm a pervert, but I want this not the rock and beer.
>>144269199
Damn, should've opened with that one.
>>144269119
Can you guarantee it's from Maya? I'd enjoy every sip.
>>144269018
Y-you don't get to bring friends.
>>144269099
Wait till life becomes hell
>>144265542
>From Pink Floyd to even Black Sabbath
lol dadrock
I bet you don't even have The Smiths baka
>>144269018
He can't outrun me, I'm black
>>144269311
I don't think drowning in alcohol is a good solution to anything.
And people drink it for reasons other than sorrow as well, like how every celebration needs alcohol to be present.
>>144269384
>I bet you don't even have The Smiths
Well they are lolis and not 16 year old fat girls.
>>144269412
alcohol is the only situation for everything
>>144269599
wow rude
You can't fucking fool me, I see through your lies, you adorable little bitch
>>144268661
>Jap shoegaze
That's a weeb music also m8
I'm down, lets go!
>>144268416
what anime
>>144265312
You're one of the small number of old trips whose names I can remember but who in my recollection were not massive faggots. Never thought you'd come back here again.
>>144266795
Wew, y'know what. It's suspicious. It dangerous-seeming.
But fuck it. I'll hope in. What's the worst thing a loli could do to me? Snuggle me to death. Plus, there might actually be rock CDs.
>>144269774
Since that girl managed to fool a whole other dimension, I don't think you can see through their lies at all.
>>144270004
My Yukarin Can't be This Soft Metal
>>144265253
Role playing is no longer allowed.
lolis are dangerous
how do we stop them?
>>144270548
You appease them with burg.
>>144270718
all i have is a pizza
will that work
>>144270860
Cheese Pizza?
>>144270718
Fuck China.
>>144270860
No, you're done. Enjoy giving out headpats all day everyday.
>>144270860
If it has plenty of cheese on top.
>>144270860
Looks like a Little Caesars pizza. I can understand that.
>>144269195
To the battlestation.
what if we ganged up on the lolis, overpowered them, held them down and then we took turnsbeating them
>>144271070
> beating lolis
Get the fug outta here
>>144271068
man I remember one anon years ago lived under his parent's rafters, stealing their wifi or something
I wonder if he's dead yet
>>144271350
lolis are for beat
not for treat
>>144267962
but how can a single girl keep up with that rate of incineration?
shed have to put in one onii-chan every few minutes to achieve what the oniichocaust was supposed to be
>>144272636
>the oniichocaust
Still believing lies in 2016.
I MEAN COME ON!
>>144272855
that is what i am saying
its a plot by the fucking oniichans in order to be able to use the guilty feelings of the innocent lolis to get them to do their bidding
>>144272911
ARENT WE BEING A LITTLE INSENSITIVE ABOUT ONIICHANS HERE. IM NOT ONE, BUT SIX MILLION OF THEM DIED, AND YOU COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW WE FELT.
>>144273072
then why do the oniichan censuses before and after the "six million murders" look about the same?
are you sure that you are being factual here?
are you trying to guilt me?
i bet you have big hands
y-you have any Kim Wilde
>>144273227
Listen here, my ojisan was an oniichan and he had to survive 5 years in a head pat camp.
After they were done with the oniichans, they would burn them by the truckloads. Sometimes there were geysers of oniichan blood from the ground you little imouto.
>>144273072
Great the OCDF shows up.
>>144273533
where those people not involved in the no girls allowed revolution a few years earlier that threatened to turn all the girls into slaves and was squashed by the loli army?
>>144273688
You're digging a bit to deep you little imouto.
It'd be a shame if something happened to you. Have you met my friend ShindoL?
>>144265253
What kind of car is it? I'm a slut but not a cheap slut.
>>144265798
>deconstructed coffee
Coffee beans floating in water?
>>144273072
>SIX MILLION OF THEM DIED
The imouto's have been selling you lies it was more like 6 trillion oniichans that died.
>>144273688
Wow. Really? I can't even with you right now. Could you cool it with the oniichanphobia?
>>144270448
We all fell for it. The magnificent bitch
>>144269134
For you.
>>144276167
CIA? What are you doing up so late at night. In a park. With lolis.
>>144265253
I'll only go if there are oppai lolis
>>144265253
Jokes on you, me and my prius want no rock CDs
>>144277488
That's ok mister, we wanted men not little bitches anyway.
Why are oppai lolis the best?
>>144277990
The best what?
>>144278399
The best lolis
>>144265253
I only listen to anime music, sorry
>>144277990
T-that's a pretty thick loli anon.Where'd you get her?
>>144265253
I-i'm not supposed to share headphones with strangers.
>>144280734
What? You scared of cooties, you big dummy?
>>144265542
>Pink Floyd
You got me there magical loli. When's the roadtrip starting?
>>144270486
>Pink Floyd
>Soft Metal
¿?
Are we still jamming some dadrock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPOTEs_yTJo
no
>>144265253
Do you have any Cold Chisel?
>>144266155
>She is!
Free kisses?
$10.50?
>>144265253
What sort of car? Is the audio in it good?
>>144265253
What is the joke I'm missing? If a person is giving out free shit, especially since its a little girl (Who can't overpower a grown ass man) why wouldn't I get free shit?
Literally what's the worse that can happen than me getting jumped by her big brother and his friends n shit?
>>144283697
$25.50
>>144284084
Little girls luring unsuspecting onii-chans into their cars forcuddles
Don't trust them!
don't smell the flowers
>>144285608
Bring out Erika!
Lolibellies
Rock is for gays.
I only listen to anime OSTs though.
>>144285776
I always wondered, are lolibellies soft? Like, more soft than puppies?
>>144286190
Lolibellies are as soft as lolibutts
Which are INCREDIBLY soft
>>144285776
That artist is great.
>>144282180
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewHpCVxUfmE
>>144286463
That sounds a lot like Rage against the machine but without the heavy guitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s7_WbiR79E
>>144287229
As long as they don't start playing Styx, they won't catch me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwn7YfSkj1Q
>>144287300
I swear i've heard this somewhere before!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbWeP7KkeCU
>>144287424
I'm really not hearing the similarities
>>144265253
D-D-Do you have any g-gangsta rap? Like The Ch-Chronic 2001....maybe?
>>144287543
About the RATM thing? For me, i think they have a similar style
A-any love for Ogre You Asshole?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hept9CdvEE
Good to see young kids interested in good music, I hope you have some Robert Fripp there, that would be so cool.
>>144287568
Lolis don't have shit taste sorry bud
>>144270004
what anime indeed works on it even with the edit
Pretty convenient.
>>144265253
>>144265542
>dadrock and metal
Sounds like you need someone to fuck the plebian right out of you
>>144266951
any stereolab?
>>144289898
Right where they belong
>>144285776
those are the most thicc loli legs I have seen
>>144289964
crazy
sturdy
a torpedo
The Avalanches ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpqm-05R2Jk
>>144265253
I'll let you suck my dick if you have Wolfmother.
>>144265750
Two dudes listening to music alone? that kinda gay bro
Is this a music thread or a loli thread or a GochiUsa thread?
>>144265253
Rock is shit so no
Rabbits shit a lot and only care about sex. They are subhuman.
>>144291566
Balls not touching
>>144265253
I-is Chino there? C-can she sit on my lap?
